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Topic: Johan and Peewit RP: The Satanic Goldfish
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-06-2022 10:25 AM
Dame Barbara: Well, if you ask me, that is ridiculous! Goldfishes eat small flakes, not big food from the kitchen.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 10:34 AM
Peewit (startled): WHAT?! Small flakes? None of that! Etheldreda is not an ordinary fish! It's a noble and refined one, so it deserves the best!
The Good King (crossing his arms, serious): Maybe, but it doesn't mean that your noble and refined goldfish has the right to be served with food from the castle kitchen, my dear gentleman!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 10:57 AM
Johan: Still, that's not the main point, Sire. Besides its voracity, it showed to be very hostile... Even ferocious!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-06-2022 11:21 AM
Peewit: But that means she just takes after me, what's she done to you to make you feel this way?!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-06-2022 12:01 PM
Johan: And it wanted to eat the Smurfs on one occasion.
Good King: (shock) The Smurfs?! Why would IT want to do that?
Johan: Well, according to Papa Smurf's descriptions, I'd say that thing is a killer goldfish.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 12:15 PM
Peewit (distraught): NO, NO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!
Johan (serious, staring at him): Peewit, I know perfectly this may hurt you because you are very fond of your goldfish; but you also need to face the truth, whether you like it or not. It attacked Handy Smurf!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 12:41 PM
Peewit (stuttering): B-but... But, J-johan, how do you know this?
Johan: He showed me his bandaged tail. And if he hadn't been helped, it would have been the end of a Smurf!!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-06-2022 01:23 PM
Peewit: No! That didn't happen! You're only saying that because you're jealous!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 02:57 PM
Johan: Very well. (he takes Peewit by his hand.) Sire, excuse me for a moment. In my opinion, Peewit need to see all that happened by himself!
The Good King (nodding): I think so, Johan; and when something unusual occurs again, let me know.
Peewit (upset): But I don't want...
Johan: I will, Sire; Your Majesty can be sure. Come on, Peewit! (Johan leads him towards the bedroom.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 03:14 PM
Johan: No "buts", Peewit! We're going to see the Smurfs right now and you'll be convinced after they tell you everything!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-07-2022 12:40 PM
Peewit (constrained): Huh... hello, Jokey Smurf.
Papa Smurf (worried): Are you smurfing well, Peewit?
Peewit (anguished): No! Not at all! In fact, I'm feeling TERRIBLE after hearing those accusations against my unfortunate Etheldreda!!
(The Smurfs look at each other but reply nothing.)
Johan (upset): Stop it once for all, Peewit, and accept the reality! Nobody would make up any tale just to provoke you. (To Handy.) Will you please show your wounded tail, Handy Smurf?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-07-2022 04:01 PM
Handy: Sure *he shows Peewit his tail*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2022 07:28 AM
Peewit (startled): Handy! Don't say that Etheldreda has done this...
Handy: Unfortunately it’s true, Peewit. Your goldfish bit me!
Peewit: But how could it have come out of the water, being a fish?
Handy: Its appearence got quite different when it smurfed its bowl. I saw everything! It had become a monster, with big fangs and long body!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-08-2022 07:29 AM
Jokey: Yeah! Luckily I smurfed in time and stopped it!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2022 08:34 AM
Johan: And how did you get it, Jokey?
Jokey (smiling proudly): Smurfing it one of my surprises... They never fail!
(At this very moment, Etheldreda gives a loud hiss!)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-08-2022 08:41 AM
Clumsy: Yipes!!! *he hides behind Brainy*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2022 09:27 AM
Grouchy: I HATE hisses!
Hefty (to Jokey): I don't think Ethel liked what you've just said.
Brainy: I'm smurfsure that sounded like a threat!
Johan (appalled): Peewit, did you hear that?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2022 09:35 AM
Handy (frightened): Ethel, Peewit!
Peewit: But who's "Ethel"?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2022 09:42 AM
Peewit: But its name is Etheldreda!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2022 09:49 AM
Johan (making an effort to be patient): I don't believe you didn't hear your goldfish hissing at us, Peewit!
Peewit (seeming doofy): Did it hiss at you?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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