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Topic: Johan and Peewit RP: The Satanic Goldfish
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-18-2022 01:25 PM
Johan: Well... They have been very kind indeed, although Queen Trixie seemed to me a bit eccentric.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-19-2022 08:31 AM
Johan: It's hard to describe someone like her, but... She acts and speaks in an extravagant way.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-19-2022 08:41 AM
Smurfette: I hope nothing happened to her.
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-04-2022 08:19 PM
(Peewit enters the bedroom with two platters, one much larger than the other.)
Peewit: 🎶 YOOOO HOOOO! I'M BA-ACK! 🎶
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-05-2022 05:48 AM
Peewit: So, what are you guys talking about?
Johan: Remember Damien?
Peewit: How could I forget? Me and him are close friends.
Johan: Well, I think this fish you got, comes from the Underworld.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-05-2022 06:24 AM
*Peewit suddenly bursts into laughter*
Peewit: I didn't think you were a jokester, Johan!
Jokey: Hey!!! That's my gig!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-05-2022 07:17 AM
Grouchy: I HATE gigs!
Greedy (looking eagerly at the platters): Oh, at last! What did you smurf us?
Papa Smurf (rolling his eyes and muttering): Greedy!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-05-2022 07:17 AM
*Hefty holds Greedy back*
Hefty: Get a grip, Greedy!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-05-2022 10:23 AM
(Peewit uncovers the dishes: the smaller with aa mix of fruits plus berries, a bowl of milk and a honey pot; yet the bigger shows a splendid roasted chicken.)
Johan (upset): Peewit!! How did you get this chicken? Probably it was kept for lunch!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-05-2022 11:30 AM
Johan: So do you mean you got it from the kitchen? Shame on you! You must take it back right now.
Peewit (scandalized): WHAT!? It's you who should be ashamed! You want my dearest Etheldreda to starve!
Grouchy: I HATE starving!
Greedy: ME TOO! (he advances on the platter reserved for the Smurfs and starts to eat quickly.)
Papa Smurf (severe): Smurf some for the others, Greedy Smurf!
Greedy (munching): Sorry, Papa Smurf... But you know already that I was really hungry!
Johan (smiling): Don't worry, we'll provide more fruits for you, Smurfs. And Peewit (he takes the chicken platter from his friend's hands), let's go to the kitchen to return this and bring your goldfish something more... er... suitable.
(Johan leaves the bedroom, not caring about Peewit's protests.)
Clumsy (concerned): Gee, I hope they won't delay very much! What if Ethel tries to smurf one of us now?
Brainy: Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy! Don't you remember that fish only attacks at night?
Jokey: Besides, there's no reason to be afraid, Clumsy. Even if it attacks anytime, we are prepared; you all Smurfs still have the surprises I smurfed you, right?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-05-2022 02:43 PM
After Johan and Peewit had left, the goldfish returned to stare menacingly at the Smurfs.
Hefty: There it goes again! Just staring at us...
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 11-05-2022 03:35 PM
Handy: *fearfully* I sure hope it doesn't smurf us again...
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-05-2022 04:39 PM
Jokey (smiling): Relax! This thing is no match for my surprises.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-05-2022 05:14 PM
Brainy suddenly has a thought cloud above him. The thought cloud shows the goldfish preparing to dine on Jokey in response for giving her an exploding gift. The thought cloud disappears as Brainy in reality is trembling in fear.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 08:24 AM
Brainy (concerned, approaching Jokey): Jokey... You better be more careful.
Jokey (sighing): Ohh, c'mon, Brainy! Don't start to be a spoilsmurf with your lectures.
Brainy (same): I'm serious! I've just had a bad smurfeeling that... that Ethel intends to smurf something terrible against you, since you prevented it from harming Handy!
Jokey (ironical): That's a good one! So, besides being the Smurf village know-it-all, did you become a fortune teller now? YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!
Brainy: Jokey, please...
Jokey: I don’t want to smurf this nonsense at all. (he moves away.)
Brainy: Then I'm gonna tell Papa Smurf! I'm very smurfsure he'll believe me.
Clumsy: Huh, I believe you, Brainy! I'll go with you!
Brainy: Thanks, Clumsy. (they walk away)
Hefty (whispering to Handy): I hate admitting it, but I feel this time Brainy is right.
Handy (same way): Yes, indeed! After all I was Ethel's first victim, and Jokey might be the following one; the reason is clear!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 09:04 AM
(Brainy tells Papa Smurf about what he called a premonition.)
Papa Smurf: I understand your concern, Brainy, although we are prepared for somesmurf which Peewit's goldfish might do.
Brainy (dismayed): I know, Papa; but anyway...
Papa Smurf (putting his arm around him): Yes, my little Smurf, anyway we must redouble our care. This smurfeeling of yours means that goldfish might smurf Jokey something so bad that his surprises may not be enough.
Clumsy: Gosh, I think so, Papa Smurf! I didn't like that Ethel's look at all. Such a menacing one!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-06-2022 09:51 AM
Meanwhile at the throne room, Johan and Peewit were with the Good King.
Good King: A goldfish from the Underworld? Impossible!
Johan: It may be hard to believe, sire. But it had a menacing look in its eyes.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 09:58 AM
Peewit (vehemently): So I don't believe! (almost crying) I refuse to believe that my poor Etheldreda is a demonic fish!
The Good King: "Etheldreda"?
Johan (sighing): Yes, Sire, that's the name Peewit gave his goldfish.
Peewit (moaning): Please, Your Majesty! Don't do anything against my little pretty goldfish!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-06-2022 10:02 AM
Dame Barbara: For once, I agree with him. This goldfish hasn't done anything bad to others at the castle lately.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2022 10:12 AM
Johan: Sorry to disagree, Dame Barbara; but you didn't see what his goldfish did to a large pork shank. It devoured the leg completely, leaving the bone all clean!
The Good King (surprised, with eyes wide open): A pork shank?? Completely devoured by a little goldfish?
Peewit (to Johan): So what? I myself can do the same!
Johan (beginning to get impatient): It's not the same regarding your organism and the one of a goldfish, Peewit!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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