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Topic: Johan and Peewit RP: The Satanic Goldfish
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-12-2022 12:04 PM
Hefty: Uh, what kind of goldfish is it?
Peewit: Must be the wild kind. Who knows?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-12-2022 12:10 PM
Goldfish: (roars)
Clumsy is frightened and hides behind Brainy.
Brainy: I think that goldfish is a little too wild, if you ask me.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-12-2022 12:11 PM
Peewit: Really? He's probably just shy.
Papa: Hmm...that's strange.
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-12-2022 01:17 PM
Johan soon entered the room.
Johan: Peewit! Smurfs! Is everything okay here?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 02:59 PM
Brainy (embarrassed): Er... yes.
Johan (intrigued): But you Smurfs look worried. Did any unknown human appeared here?
Papa Smurf (a bit constrained): No, no, fortunately nosmurf came. We were just smurfing about Peewit's goldfish. It seems to have a somewhat... huh... unusual behavior for a goldfish.
Johan (same): Unusual? Did you notice any strange reaction from it?
Clumsy: Gosh, Johan... Yes! It... it roared at me! And everysmurf heard!
Johan (startled): Roared?!!?
Peewit: Nonsense! Etheldreda is just a little shy, just that!
Greedy (with eyes wide open): Etheldreda?!?
Brainy: Do you mean that it is "she" and not "he"?
Peewit: I don’t know, Brainy, but I love this name so much that I realized to give it to my fish!
Jokey: May I call it "Ethel", just to shorten? YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!
Johan: Let me take a good look at it, Peewit.
(He approaches the fish, which simply acts normally, swimming to and fro.) Sorry, Smurfs, but I don't see anything strange in this fish. Couldn't it have been any impression of yours?
Clumsy: But, Johan, we heard... (Papa Smurf makes a discreet gesture for him to keep quiet.)
Johan (smiling): Maybe the noise and bustle of the feast have troubled you a little, my friends; just that!
Papa Smurf (thoughtful): Yes... That's possible.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 03:26 PM
Clumsy (fearful, looking at the fish): Gee, just look! Ethel is smurfing again!
Peewit: Awww, the poor little one!! It must be hungry!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 03:30 PM
Papa Smurf (nudging Brainy): Hush!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 03:39 PM
Papa Smurf (in a low voice): Quiet, Brainy! I'll explain later.
Peewit (to Johan): Do you know what a goldfish usually eats?
Johan (laughing): Why, Peewit! You know very well that when we go fishing we use worms and bugs as bait!
Grouchy: I HATE worms and bugs!
Peewit: But Etheldreda is different! Being a goldfish, no doubt is a refined one... Used to having fine meals!
Johan (rolling his eyes and breathing deeply): Peewit, don't talk nonsense! A fish is always a fish, either living in a river or not!
Peewit: But, Johan... Etheldreda deserves the best!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-12-2022 03:42 PM
Jokey: *laughs* This is getting interesting!
*the goldfish snaps at him*
Jokey: Yipes!!!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 03:49 PM
Jokey (staring at the fish, annoyed): It's not that funny, Ethel!!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 04:08 PM
Peewit: Etheldreda, my dear, keep calm! I'm gonna bring you a tasty snack for you only. (Johan makes a disheartened gesture.) Don't move from here!
Brainy (ironical): As if!!
(Peewit leaves the room and gets back soon, having a large pork shank in his hands.)
Greedy (opening wide his eyes): Do you call that a snack?
Peewit: Well, for me it is; you know I can finish one like this in less than five minutes. (Giving Etheldreda the shank) Here, my cute little fish: bon appétit!
(For the Smurfs' and Johan's total horror, all that remained of the shank was a totally clean bone!)
Etheldreda: BURRRP!
Peewit (radiant): Awww, ain't it a good fish? It ate everything... Your Papa is sooo proud of you!
Hefty (whispering to Grouchy): You know, I'm beginning to get smurfed up with that fish!
Grouchy (same voice tone): I HATE that fish!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-12-2022 04:31 PM
Johan (as talking to himself): I see, but I don’t believe it!
Peewit (clapping his hands and jumping happily): You see? You see? Etheldreda and I have much in common!
Johan (whispering to the Smurf leader): You know, Papa Smurf, I’m starting to think you Smurfs are absolutely right!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-13-2022 07:16 AM
(A loud scream breaks the silence.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-13-2022 07:22 AM
Papa Smurf: (awakens) Huh? W-what's smurfing on?
Handy: Papa Smurf! Come quick!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-13-2022 07:24 AM
Hefty: Handy, what's smurfing on?!
Smurfette: I hope he's okay!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-13-2022 07:31 AM
They come across Greedy, who made the terrible cry because he couldn't find any more snacks in his bag.
Greedy: There's no more goodies left in the bag! I'll starve!
Brainy: (to Handy) A starving Greedy Smurf? That's what you're worried about?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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