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Topic: Smurf Police: Case one: The Missing Smurfberries!
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 04-17-2012 01:59 PM
Officer Smurfette: I here there's some trouble in Smurf Village.
Nurturer: whatever it is i didn't do it!
Jokie: Me either! I'm innocent!
Greedy: All My smurfberries were stolen! Who did this!
Jokie: I think it was Greedette!
Nurturer: maybe Officer Smurfette and The FBI should team up to solve the mystery of the missing smurfberries...
THE REST IS UP TO YOU! WHO STOLE THE SMURFBERRIES! You are part of the police or the FBI! (this role play is inspired by Nurturer)
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-17-2012 02:54 PM
Sportette:I didn't do it! Have no fear the FBI is here
Nurturer:wait who is the FBI
Sportette:me clumsy,hefty,handy,animator andbakette
Officer smurfette:we are on the case
Nurturer and jokie:and we'll helP!
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 04-17-2012 03:32 PM
Smurfette (officer): Sportette, come to Greedy's house and help me look for clues! Clumsy, tell Nurturer and Jokie what's going on! Animator and Handy, keep searching. Hefty, Calm down Greedy and Bakette, I need you too find those Smurfberries!
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 04-18-2012 11:19 AM
FBI: Yes Sir! I mean Mam!
Officer Smurfette: * ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) *
Greedy: *hyperventilates*
Hefty: He's hyperventilated!
Clumsy: *about to walk out of the room* Golly, what does pipercinalated mean?
Hefty: Ahem, hyperventilated. It basically means he was so nervous that he passed out.
Clumsy: Oh, okay then. Come along Nurturer and Pokie.
Jokie: It's Jokie, not Pokie.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
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posted 04-18-2012 11:39 AM
Jokie: Here clumsy have a stick!!
Clumsy?: why?
Jokie: It's a walking cane, you won't slip over anymore!
Clumsy: *starts to poke Jokie* Gee this is fun!
Jokie: Now who's Pokie!
Nurturer: 3.....2.....1
Stick: *explodes*
Smurfette: Jokie??
Nurturer: Indeed!!
Smurfette: JOKIE!!
Jokie: Is this a game?
Smurfette: No?
Jokie: Good. I find games like this to confusing.
Clumsy: Are you kiddin' me?
Jokie: No, that one wasn't a joke!!
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 04-18-2012 08:41 PM
Lol! Exploding stick! I should've thought of that one! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-21-2012 02:31 PM
Sportette:look*hold up a bannana*
Smurfette:what does that have to do with anything
Sportette:it has a bruise shaped like Selena Gomez
Smurfette:*facepalm*
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Smurfette
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posted 04-21-2012 02:40 PM
Sportette: What?
Smurfette: How is that investigation?
Sportette: I'm on a lunch break *peels banana, then bites it*
Smurfette: *stares*
Sportette: *spits out banana* It's poisonous!!
Smurfette: Hmmmm
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Smurfette
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posted 04-22-2012 11:56 PM
LOL Poisonous Banana- it's true I'm crazy
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 04-24-2012 08:49 AM
Wow, it's been a while since I was here, but here we are:
Sportette: Curse the person who gave me this poison banana!
Smurfette: Take it easy Sportette. Could you tell what poison it was?
Sportette: Yes, a dangerous one.
Smurfette: Ok, what is it called?
Sportette: Some Dangerous poison.
Smurfette: That's an odd name.
Sportette: No, I don't know the name of it, I just know that it's some kinda dangerous poison.
Smurfette: Better take it to Police Smurfette.
Sportette: You take it while I try to find the jerk who poisoned it.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 04-25-2012 08:54 AM
Greedette: Hey guys can i join the police group??
Smurfette: Sure
Sportette: Okay lets go see Police smurfette at police headquarters
Chloette: Okay
All: *runs to headquarters*
Sportette: We need to talk to Police!
Office lady: Do you have an appointment?
Sportette:Were on the police team.
Greedette: Yeah
Office lady: Oh okay go to floor 3 then turn right then you'll see her office.
Smurfette: Thanks
All: *Follow directions*
Greedette: *knocks on door*
Police: Come in!
Sportette: Police somebody poisoned my banana!
Police: Oh dear...
Police: Sportette did you swallow any??
Sportette: No. I
Police: Good. Because somesmurf is trying to kill you guys with a deadly poison.
Greedette: What poison is it?
Police: I don't know. Sportette do you still have the banana?
Sportette: Yeah right here *pulls bag with banana in it out *
Police: Hmm...
Police: I will have someone examination the banana soon.
Chloette: Okay thanks
Greedette: Yeah
Smurfette: See yeah
Sportette: Bye
All: * walks out of headquarters*
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 04-29-2012 07:58 AM
Handy: does anysmurf know who the head police man is
?: i think u mean head police woman
All: TABBY!!!
Tabby: yup
Handy: how are you the head cop!?
Tabby:i was reconized for me shooting accuaracy and hunting abilitys, so what can i do for you smurfs?
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Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 04-30-2012 12:51 AM
Can I just point out something: Smurfette is Officer Smurfette
Smurfette: We are the heads around here! Now, turn off the lights!
Sportette: Why?
Tabby: Just do it!
Smurfette: Pass me you banana!
DSporttette: *turns off light and passes banana*
Smurfette: Hmm, Tabby, are you thinking what I'm thinking
Tabby: Mhm
Both: Poisonous SmurfBerries, stolen from Greedy!
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Tabby Smurf
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posted 04-30-2012 02:40 PM
Handy:WHATTTTTTTTTTT
Tabby: poisonus smurfberries, somesmurfs been poisoning all the food
Greedy: who whould smurf such a thing!!!
Tabby: i can think of a few people who would............
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Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 04-30-2012 04:48 PM
Greedy: Hmm, now that I think about it, I know one person who would do it........GROUCHY!!!
Tabby: *sighs* What are you talking about?!
Greedy: I was cooking in my house and I saw Grouchy standing by a window with a pie on the sill. So I asked him "How does the food that I made for dessert sound?" and he said "I HATE FOOD!" So since he hates food, I think he did it!
Handy: That is the most ridiculous think I've heard since the internet myth of there being an actual country called Turkey! Lol!
Tabby: Turkey exists.
Greedette: Yeah! My favorite TV person, Dr. Oz..
All but Greedette: Who's Dr. Oz?
Greedette: He is a doctor who has this health show. He is really cool and interesting.
All: Oh.
Greedette: On to what I was saying, Dr. Oz is Turkish.
Handy: What does Turkish mean?
Tabby: Oh please! Turkish means you are from Turkey.
Handy: Oh.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-01-2012 06:37 AM
If you have seen the new muppet's movie, you can see where I got the internet myth Turkey part from. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 05-01-2012 07:09 PM
I have seen Dr. Oz! lol
Handy: I thought I was gonna get a lollie!
Tabby:Huh?
Handy: Turkish Delight!
Smurfette: *walks up* We have new news on the case, but Handy, we need you to come down to the station *handcuffs him* You're under arrest for the poisoning of Greedy's SmurfBerries!
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-02-2012 06:37 AM
Cool Smurfette! Greedette loves him.
Handy: What the smurf?! Why me????
Smurfette: We have evidence against you.
Handy: But I wouldn't harm Greedy if my smurf depended on it.
Spy Smurfette: *walks out from nowhere* Right..... And I suppose this pencil was found at the crime scene for no reason at all? *shows pencil in a bag*
Handy: But that's too thin to be my pencil! Animator must've done it!
FBI Smurfette: You mean him? *pulls Animator out from behind her back*
Handy: Ummm... Well.......Yeah!
Animator: What?! I'm innocent! I would never hurt Greedy!
Spy Smurfette: Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, and what two smurfs wear pencils? Animator and Handy. So we will take them to the station for questioning.
Handy: But I swear-
FBI: Smurf a sock in it Handy, we aren't saying any of you did it. We just have all evidence against you two.
Tabby: Can I come with you?
FBI: *looks at Spy and Police Smurfette*
Spy: No. He must have no distractions whatsoever.
Tabby: Awww.... *runs over and hugs handy* If you need someone on your defense, just call me over.
Handy: Will do.
Smurfette: *trying not to cry*
Spy: *no sign of crying*
FBI: *possible crying* Okay, lets move it!
Handy: Coming.
Animator: Comin- *trips and Spy catches him* Oh thanks, *gets in police car*
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 05-02-2012 12:44 PM
Tabby: this is imposible!!! handy has been with me all day!!! and before the crime!!
Smurfette: i know, you two are always together!
AT THE STATION:
Handy: i didnt do any of this!!! I was the one who reported the inncodent!
FBI: which makes you more suspicous
Handy: i've been with Tabby the whole time before the inncodent, ask her!!!
Spy: Where were u two at the time 2:30pm yesturday
Animator: home, on the computer
Smurfette: Handy
Handy: i cant tell u that
FBI: so it was u
Handy: no it wasnt!
Spy: then where were u
Handy:*murmers*
All: what?
Handy: BEHIND FARMERS SHED KISSING TABBY!!!!!
Fbi: figures
Smurfette: maybe we should ask farmer about this*calls Farmer and tells him to come to the station*
*farmer arives*
FBI: Farmer, did u see Handy kissing Tabby behind ur shed yesturday afternoon?
Farmer: yup, scared the living smurf out of me
Spy; why?
Farmer: it looked like they were eating eachother
Handy: *blushes*
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Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-02-2012 02:49 PM
Spy: *trying to refrain from laughing* ahem..Okay, both of you, where were you at 3:00pm?
Animator: I was on the computer working on the animations for the Smurfs 2 movie.
FBI: Wait! You made that?!
Animator: Ya, I did.
Police: Ahem, Handy, where were you?
Handy: I think I was trying to revive Farmer after he fainted after shock from seeing Tabby and I "Eating Each other."
FBI: *looks at farmer*
Farmer: As far as I be knowin' it be true. I did wake to see handy and tabby leanin' over me.
Spy: I see...... Wait!
FBI and Police: What?!
Spy: I think that Handy might've had a chance to poison the smurfberries when he was in farmer's field and farmer was out of it.
FBI: It is possible.
Animator: Clearly this conversation is pointing all evidence on handy, may I go home. I only have about a year and a half to finish those animations you know.
Spy: You may go Animator, as long as you promise to come back if we need you over here sometime in the future.
Animator: Will do! *walks out of police station*
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-03-2012 05:53 AM
Will anyone add on?
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-03-2012 03:50 PM
Sportette:just to be honest by the way I wear a pencil in my ear sometimes to writ new ideas for sports down but it wasn't me I swear
Spy: should I beleive her
Smurfette:I'm not sure
Sportette: how do we know it wasn't spy and she tried to frame handy and animator
Bakette: dun dun dun
Camra:*close up on spy's face put accidently hits her nose*
Spy:back it up sportette where were you at 2:30
Sportette:sitting in a room full of spiders
Spy:3:00?
Sportette: playing smurfball with the smurflings and jokie here's what's left of you window * hands jokie glass shards*
Jokie:my window.....
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-04-2012 06:31 AM
Spy: And what about 3:30?
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 05-04-2012 11:05 AM
CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING. POLICE OFFICER SMURFETTE AND SMURFETTE ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-04-2012 11:13 AM
Sportette:getting my knife sharpened
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