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Topic: Smurf Police: Case one: The Missing Smurfberries!
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-04-2012 03:13 PM
Spy: I'm not completely sure if I should trust Sportette. She seems a little...How should I put it? Chainsaw obsessed.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-04-2012 04:42 PM
Sportette:so true I gave timber a chainsaw for his smurfday and I gave baby a chainsaw last week
Spy:wait baby has a chainsaw! Eh sportette should I trust you
Sportette:I don't know
Spy:walk through the metal detector thing
Sportette:*walks through and it beeps alot she takes everything out of her pocket*
3 hours later....
Sportette:and thats all my stuff
?:mmmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmhhmvn*animator pops out*
Spy:really!
Sportette:hehehehehe
Spy:look*holds up vial* poison!
Smurfette:why would she poison herself
Jokie:ya
Spy:she's dilusional! And phsyco!
Sportette:oh ya say that to my 106% on my test!
Spy:you don't go to school!
Sportette:I fill in for kaleigh
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 05-05-2012 01:35 PM
Handy: so wait, Sportette did it?
FBI:pretty much
Handy: so can tabby come in now?
Smurfette: sure
*Tabby drops down from ceiling*
Spy: and i thought i was sneaky.......
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Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-05-2012 04:50 PM
Jokie: LOL! Tabby, you have got to teach me how to do THAT! That would be great for practical jokes!
Tabby: This isn't really the time Jokie.
Jokie: Oh.
Spy: *whispers to FBI* I knew that they go mad even if their apart for 3 seconds, but dropping from the ceiling, that is insane!
FBI: *whispers back to spy* I agree. Our jobs would be a lot easier if we could do that.
Spy: *whispers to FBI* Oh, I can so do that!
FBI: *forgets to whisper* Oh yeah?! let me see you. After lunch, we'll see if you can match up to the stealth skills of Tabby!
Everyone: *stares at FBI*
FBI: Umm.... I'm gonna go...uhh... check on how the lunch is going.
Sportette: You have a personal cop chef?! I am so becoming a cop when I bother get a job!
Jokie: Which will be............
Sportette: C'mon! Everyone knows that at least someone will let me work for them.
Everyone: ...............
Sportette: This crowd is pathetic!
Greedette: Now how about some lunch?
Greedy: Yeah.
FBI: I'll go get it. *walks away*
Sportette: Wait?! You have to go GET the food? I'm not being a cop unless they serve it using a chainsaw as a plate so you have something to threaten them with so they don't get your order wrong.
Everyone: *looks at sportette*
Sportette: What?! It's common that waiters and waitresses mess up orders, so you have something to put pressure on them.
Everyone: *still looking at sportette awkwardly*
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 05-05-2012 07:44 PM
Smurfette & Tabby: *investigating in Greedy's home*
Smurfette: Tabby, come here, I found some fingerprints.
Tabby: Really? Good work *walks over to take a look* I'll take this to the station, while you keep investigating. *takes swab*
Smurfette: Okay, thanks!
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-06-2012 06:02 AM
Sportette:well I can be a body guard!(I'm one currently)
Jokey:well that's a possibility or you can becom a lonely killer dog lady
Sportette:oh my gode I'll be killer in the future! Wait him?*points to a smurf wearing all black with a bloody knife with spikes coming out* wait I thought I shot you!
Killer(from my story):you did 3 years ago now trying to escape from prison right now!*holding jewels also* you'll never catch me coppers!
Jokey:do you know him
Sportette:.*eating a cucumber* ya he almost killed Bakette and I punched him till he was almost dead this cucumber tastes fun....*passes out*
Jokey:*tastes cucumber then passes out*
Bakette:*chaseing killer with a gun* I swear to god I will get you!
Everyone:*stares*
Handy:what just happened
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 05-06-2012 10:46 AM
Tabby: just as i suspected, it was........
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Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-06-2012 04:15 PM
Tabby:wait I forgot
Sportette:was it me
Tabby:I don't know so sure it was you
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-07-2012 06:15 AM
Sportette: Just stop all this hoopla Tabby, I did it and I'm gonna get a police record. I knew I would get one sooner or later anyway.
Tabby: She's going crazy! Does she need to take her meds or something?
Everyone: What's a "med?"
Tabby: That is just slang for medicine.
Everyone: What's "slang?"
Tabby: It's just basically a bunch of shorter ways of saying things. Like for instance. Meds is short for medicine.
Everyone: Oooohhhh....
Tabby: Whatever, now I don't think it was sportette who made these fingerprints.
Sportette: You don't?! Wait, what fingerprints?
Tabby: C'mon! You were right here and you didn't see the police pick up the fingerprint sample?
Sportette: Nah.
Jokie: Lol! Maybe we should do a fingerprint scan for Animator, Handy, and Sportette. Does any other smurf wear a pencil in his/her ear?
Chloette: I sometimes do. Only when I'm going on a long trip or something and want to draw smurfs.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-08-2012 02:05 PM
Sportette:what about writette and writer
Writette:hi
Tabby:who's writette
Writette:what?
Sportette:she's deaf
Tabby:well she can go now*shoves writette out*
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-08-2012 02:48 PM
Oh and just to let you all know Greedette's Police Smurfette
Police Smurfette: Hmm there is something funny going around. But everybody's innocent in till proven guilty.
Officer Smurfette: I agree!
Police Smurfette: Hmm Officer go do a fingerprint scan on Animator, Handy, and Sportette.
Chloette: Should i go see if any other smurf wears a pencil in there ear?
Officer and Police: Yes.
Chloette: Okay *walks over to Animators house.*
Animator: Good morning.
Chloette: Animator i am afraid to this but the police force suspects you for stealing the smurfberries.
Animator: I did not do it!!!
Chloette: That's what they all say
Animator: Really! i was at Clumsy's house when they were stolen!
Chloette: I see. But Police, Officer, and FBI require me to search your house.
Animator: Okay you can search my house
MEANWHILE AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-08-2012 02:50 PM
That's cool Greedette! I love how this is coming along.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-08-2012 03:22 PM
Sportette:just so you know I don't have hands anymore
Tabby:how?!
Bakette: she kept poking me
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-08-2012 04:53 PM
Tabby: eek! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-08-2012 05:00 PM
Sportette:or toes
Bakette:she kept poking me
Tabby:with her toes?
Bakette:yes
Sportette:*pokes Bakette with her eye* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bakette:wow you never learn
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 05-09-2012 12:51 AM
Officer Smurfette: Officer Greedette, I need you!!!
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-09-2012 06:32 AM
Police (greedette): Here i am.
Officer: Okay good
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 05-09-2012 12:40 PM
Greedette: What did you need?
Smurfette: Look at these foot prints...
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-10-2012 05:53 AM
Police(Greedette(: These footprints look like they belong to a smurf so Sportette's crossed out.
Officer (Smurfette): Yeah.
Police(Greedette): Smurfette there's a smurfberry by the footprints!
Officer (Smurfette): Is it poisoned?
Police(Greedette): I think it is! And the footprints are leading to Farmer's smurfberry patch!
Officer (Smurfette): The footprints look new! Lets go too Farmer's Fields!
Police(Greedette): Okay
All: Runs to Farmer's field
Smurf in black cape: *running*
Officer (Smurfette): Lets get him!
Police(Greedette): *tackles smurf*
Officer (Smurfette): Who is it Greedette???
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-10-2012 06:37 AM
Greedette: It's *unmasks black caped smurf*......FARMER?!
Farmer: Aye, it be me.
Smurfette: But why in the smurfin' world would you poison your own crops? *looks behind her and sees greedette slaping her own face saying "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!* What are you doing Greedette?
Greedette: We all should've seen, these tracks were made by clogs. They weren't from the regular smurf shoe. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Smurfette: Okay, now. Farmer, why in the smurfin' world would you poison your own crop?
Farmer: I be startin' from the beginnin'. One day, I was working in me field. Then I noticed some of me crops be wilting.
Sportette: So you poisoned them?!
Farmer: I ain't be finished! We had food in the store house but it be running out faster than you can say Smurfberry creme cake. I be not wanting to tell Papa or any other smurfs about it fearing that they'd freak out completely. So to make up an excuse for there being no food, I sneaked into the storehouse one night and poisoned the food. I knew for a fact that the poison I used wouldn't make anysmurf drop dead or anything.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-10-2012 07:03 AM
Greedette: Farmer! I still don't understand
Smurfette: Yeah you could have told the police force. And your plan could have made us accuse Animator,Handy or Sportette!
Farmer: I'm sorry. And i never new you were this good at solving mystery's! i never thought to Smurfette's could solve this.
Greedette: Well we both are smart right Smurfette?
Smurfette: Yeah. And Farmer I'm afraid to but we need to bring you do Police Headquarters, too talk with the FBI, and Chloette.
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-10-2012 11:03 AM
Farmer: I be understandin'.
Smurfette: Just follow me.
AT THE POLICE STATION
FBI: So you say you poisoned your crop?
Farmer: Aye.
Spy Smurfette: Lets see just what poison you used. *tastes some of the poison on a tomato* *spits it out* Looks like you used the juice from poison berries. Will make one sick, but rarely ever deadly.
*hears a disturbing sound*
All: *turn to see Sportette walking out of a bathroom clutching stomach*
Sportette: Uggg, I don't feel very good. *starts gagging*
Spy: Someone get her a bucket!!!!!!!
FBI: *dives for a bucket and holds it under Sportette's chin*
Sportette: *blaggghhhh!!!!*
Smurfette: Eww!
Greedette: She must've swallowed some of the poison when she ate that banana.
Spy: Yes! Now I remember, that poison takes a long time to activate.
Sportette: Uggg...
Greedette: She's gonna hurl!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-10-2012 11:54 AM
Sportette:*pukes on spy* oops
Spy:thanks alot
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-10-2012 03:28 PM
Greedette: Spy here a napkin.
Spy: Thanks
Sportette: Uh i don't feel so good
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-10-2012 03:30 PM
Smurfette: Should we get her to a doctor?
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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