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posted 10-17-2014 08:24 PM
You know you're thinking that "Avatar" is James Cameron's live-action take on the Smurfs but you're wrong! However, I would like to see a James Cameron version of the Smurfs! The Smurfs will probably look like this:
Well, not exactly but their clothes with look like fungi! They'll also look a bit similar to Peyo's original design!
There are two choices for what you want to see in this concept:
1. A entirely new and modern generation of Smurfs featuring a descendant of Smurfette called Smurfette III (because being called Smurfette doesn't mean you're the first female Smurf since Nanny Smurf, who is older than Smurfette, was the first female Smurf)
2. A modernized version of the original cast featuring a completely new origin for Smurfette that similar to how Jake Sully became full-fledged Na'vi(since the Japanese Spider-Man didn't involved a spider-bite and Michael Bay was originally thinking of making the TMNT aliens before sticking to the "mutant" concept I don't see anything wrong with Smurfette originally being human)
And that not all: I was also thinking of reintroducing Patrick and Grace Winslow as humans-turned-Smurfs and making some or all of the Smurfs teenagers (because I would like to see a teenage Smurfette and if all the Smurfs are teenagers, Papa Smurf will be a lot younger)!
Speaking of which, would one of you please take film clips from "The Smurfs" and "The Smurfs 2" and mash them up to one of the trailers to "Avatar" in order to make a fan-made trailer for a James Cameron-style Smurfs movie!
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posted 10-17-2014 11:04 PM
Speaking of which, what do you think of this?
Avatar: The Original Smurf Movie Script
Avatar has been dazzling reviewers left and right with its cutting-edge special effects and tantalizing 3D, and was even nominated for Best Drama at the Golden Globes. But would reviewers have reacted as positively if it had been released in its original iteration, as a 3D Smurfs movie? Before cobbling together his tale of the Na'Vi and alien worlds, legend has it that James Cameron had planned the film as a modern retelling of the myth of the Smurfs, those tiny blue creatures who live in the forest and hide from evil sorcerer Gargamel. Well, we found an early novelization of that script and matched up some passages with pictures from the final movie. While the final designs differed wildly from the original comics and cartoon, we don't think we're out of line in saying that this would have been the best-looking Smurfs movie ever. -- Zach Oat
Chapter 1: My Dinner with Gargamel
The old, bald man came back with the beers he had promised, pulled up a chair and hitched up his black, monklike robe slightly as he sat in it. Jake knew he wouldn't be interested in anything this man had to say, but for a free drink, minus the annoyance of having to flag down the bartender, Jake had promised to give him a listen.
The man didn't waste any time.
"How long have you been in this thing?" he asked in his raspy voice, gesturing to Jake's wheelchair.
"Long enough."
The man chuckled. "Long enough that you're used to it, or long enough that you want out?"
"Both, I guess. Where's this going?"
The man leaned in, and his black pupils drilled into Jake from behind his hooked nose, and he would never forget what the man said next for as long as he lived.
"How'd you like to be three apples tall?"
Chapter 2: If It's Tuesday, this Must be Belgium
Gargamel was true to his word. The next morning, a van with wheelchair access picked Jake up outside his building and took him to the airport. 12 hours later, he was in Belgium, in a research facility in the Ardennes. The man who ran the facility was a crazy old coot everyone just called "Cameron."
He greeted Jake enthusiastically, and showed him what he'd been working on for the better part of a decade.
"With this technology -- which is state-of-the-art, of course -- I can beam your mind into your new body," he gushed. "Now, there will be some disorientation at first, because your perspective will have changed completely. Some special glasses may help with that. You'll also be dealing with a much smaller, much lighter body, but you'll get used to it. Communication may be a problem, as we don't have the same vocabulary, and I'm not sure how comfortable you are with nudity, but you'll only ever wear pants. Shirts are strictly forbidden in their society, although we don't--"
"Mr. Cameron," Jake interrupted. "What exactly are these creatures?"
Cameron smiled, and, not for the first time, Jake noted how much he looked like a mad scientist.
"That, Mr. Sully, is the 64-million-Euro question."
Chapter 3: Blue is the New Black
The creature in the tank was actually a couple of feet tall, which led Jake to wonder how big the apples got around here. It was humanoid in appearance, but had a tail and bright blue skin.
Cameron spoke as Jake approached the glass.
"The locals call them 'les Schtroumpfs,' but everyone here just calls them 'Smurfs.' They live in oversized mushrooms that grow near the banks of the Meuse River, and they speak perfect English, with some... verbal tics. Legends say that they can turn lead to gold, and rumor has it that they're the most delicious meat you'll ever taste -- we haven't bothered to try either, of course. No, what we're interested in is what's beneath their village. It's a rare mineral that only exists here, and they're sitting on the biggest vein we've ever seen."
"Sounds like a problem. So what's my job, exactly?"
"You need to infiltrate their village and figure out how to get them out of there so we can go in and extract the mineral."
"What if I can't?"
Cameron's face went stony. "Then they're going to be in their mushroom houses when we bulldoze them into the ground."
Chapter 4: A Smurf in Man's Clothing
"WE'RE HERE!"
The pilot's voice crackled over the headset that sat loosely on Jake's head, even at its smallest setting. His entire body was now approximately one-third the size, but the most important thing was that it all worked, from his head to his feet -- 26 inches in total. He had been so entranced just walking around the tarmac that he had to be told three times to get onto the transport ship. Now he sat in an oversized seat, but wearing a small outfit tailor-made for a Smurf frame and with a miniature replica of the guns carried by the Special Forces team riding with him. As he looked out the window, he could see the forest getting closer as the transport descended to a clearing.
"THIS IS THE CLOSEST I CAN GET YOU!" the pilot shouted. "THE VILLAGE IS TWELVE KLICKS NORTH!"
Jake nodded, his headset slipping at the movement, so he took it off. The moment the landing gear touched the ground, he was out and sprinting for the treeline. With his new eyes, it looked like a mile, but his lightweight frame smurfed the distance quickly.
Jake paused. "Smurfed"? Where did that come from? Must be a problem with the neural pathways. He made a note to ask Cameron about it and kept on smurfing.
Chapter 5: When a Smurf Meets a Smurf
The crack of a branch woke Jake up like a shot. He had run until nightfall, then built a fire and set up camp for the night, but now he was on his feet, scanning the trees in the direction he thought the noise had come from. The campfire was dying, but it gave off enough light to illuminate the closest fruit-bearing shrubs. Nothing was standing in front of them, but who knew what smurfed behind them?
Dammit. Jake swore at the mental slip again. They were getting worse, and he didn't want any verbal hiccups to affect his mission. All of these concerns vanished, however, as a female Smurf in a pretty white dress stepped out from behind a bush. Jake hadn't seen any pictures of Smurf women, and Cameron had said he wasn't sure that they even existed, but here Jake was, faced with living proof. And she was smurfing beautiful. Jake barely had time to register the slip before the She-Smurf spoke:
"What the smurf are you doing in my smurfberry patch?"
Chapter 6: Meet the New Smurf
Jake's arrow thudded into the tree trunk only a couple of inches from where another was already embedded. "Not bad, Sully Smurf," said Smurfette, patting Jake on the back. Jake sighed.
"I told you, you don't have to call me 'Sully Smurf' -- 'Jake' is fine." It was a conversation he'd had more than once in the two weeks he'd been helping Smurfette bring in the smurfberries. For some reason, she seemed incapable of saying his name without "Smurf" on the end of it. When he once asked why her own name didn't end in "Smurf," she laughed and changed the subject. True to form, she once again shook her head.
"'Jake Smurf' just doesn't smurf right," she said, frowning. "But 'Sully Smurf' has a nice smurf to it." She went back to sorting the smurfberries for market in the smaller mushroom shed next to her giant mushroom house, and Jake thought about his mission -- a rare occurrence nowadays. He was approaching his deadline, and hadn't sent a message back to Cameron in days. If he didn't figure out a way to get the Smurfs to evacuate the village, they were all smurfed.
Chapter 7: A Visit from Mr. Cameron
Jake was carrying a load of smurfberries into the sorting shed when a distant clanking made him prick his ears up. Smurfette was in town, and there was nothing in the Smurf village that was metallic, anyway. It increased in volume, and Jake saw a flock of birds exit the forest just ahead of what looked like a massive robot carrying a small cannon. Looking closer, Jake saw that it was an exo-suit, with a stern-looking Cameron in the cockpit.
"SULLY!" The suit's PA system roared in the small berry field. "WHAT'S THE SITUATION HERE?"
"Still trying to smurf-- I mean, get a handle on it, sir!" Jake had not been aware of just how small he was for weeks; in the shadow of Cameron's suit, he felt like a flea looking at a dog.
"WELL, GET A HANDLE ON IT! GARGAMEL IS WAITING FOR YOUR SIGNAL, AND I DIDN'T INVENT ALL OF THIS TECHNOLOGY SO YOU COULD BECOME A FARMER. YOU THINK THIS IS MY GOING-VISITING EXO-SUIT?"
"Actually, sir, it looks like the suit that Sigourney Weaver wore in--"
"IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT!" Cameron pointed his gun menacingly. "YOU HAVE 24 HOURS!" With that, he clanked off into the forest.
Chapter 8: A Smurf By Any Other Name...
"What do you mean, 'go'?" Hefty Smurf never looked as intimidating as he did now, with his face in Jake's. "Go where?"
"Anywhere!" Jake blurted. "To safety! Is there somewhere we can go to be smurf?" He meant "safe," of course, but all of the Smurfs gathered in a massive mushroom that served as town hall seemed to understand what he was saying. It was a magical property of the word "smurf" that it could be used any time, for any word, and any other Smurf could know what you meant. But even with that magic word, Jake didn't seem to be able to find a word to get the group to listen to him. Or to get Smurfette to look at him.
Brainy Smurf raised his hand. "There are caves we've smurfed to for safety before, but if we have as little time as you say, then we'd only be able to gather a fraction of the supplies we'd need for an extended smurf. We'd be smurfing within a week."
"And yet we must go." The crowd turned as one to look at the town elder, Papa Smurf. He was the oldest Smurf Jake had seen there, and he had a long beard down to his knees. He spoke again as he rose to his feet. "We cannot smurf this battle. They are too strong, and we have not smurfed war in centuries. We have no weapons with which to smurf them." The crowd hung their heads, knowing his words to be true -- except one. Smurfette strode forward from behind Jake to stand next to him.
"Wrong," she said. "We have weapons with which to smurf. And hand to smurf them. And every smurf can do their part." She turned to Jake and put her hand on his shoulder. "Even you, Sully Smurf." Jake smiled, feeling an innate Smurf savagery swelling within him.
"Then what the smurf are we waiting for?"
Chapter 9: A View to a Smurf
"This isn't going to smurf," Jake said, looking over the edge of the cliff he was edging along. The delicately wrapped present he carried was growing heavier, and even the slightest loss of balance would send him plummeting to the forest below. Behind him, Jokey Smurf laughed.
"Of course it will smurf! Smurfette's a smart smurf, and these smurfs are the smurfiest I've ever made. As long as the enemy ships smurf the way you smurfed they would, this should all be over in a smurf."
Jake understood the plan despite the smurf-heavy summary, but he worried that something had changed, that the invading force would come from another direction. Looking at the Smurfs lining the cliffs across the gully, and stretched out in front of and behind him, he pushed those thoughts from his mind, and smiled at Jokey. "You're right. It'll smurf. It has to."
Jokey nodded. "Unless it doesn't. But hey -- you only smurf once!"
Chapter 10: Inglorious Smurfs
As the transports roared into the valley, Jake heard the signal horn, and lobbed his delicately wrapped present into the air, slightly ahead of where the transports were. The present hung in the air for a moment, then fell slowly before it was rapidly sucked into the propellers of the nearest transport. A massive explosion tore the ship's wing apart, and it dropped from the sky. Up and down the line and across the gully, the other Smurfs were doing the same, and dozens of destroyed, flaming transports plummeted towards the forest below, onto the lumbering exo-suits that were clanking through the dense underbrush. Some of them got off a few missiles as they fell, but they mostly impacted harmlessly on the canyon walls.
The presents were Jokey Smurf's, of course. On his first day in the Smurf village, Jake had gotten a taste of Jokey's brand of "joke" -- a beautiful present welcoming him to the town. But at the pull of a ribbon, the whole affair went up with a bang, mostly sound and light, but leaving Jake stunned and blackened. Smurfette had scolded Jokey, of course, but he was the first Smurf she approached after the town meeting, and she set him to work making his deadliest presents ever.
Jake imagined how Cameron would react to so much of his technology getting wiped out, and wondered if was in one of the downed transports, or even a crushed exo-suit. But even if he was, he was only the tip of the spear. Gargamel was still out there, and he would come for Jake and the Smurfs -- of that, Jake was sure.
THE END
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/movies-without-pity/avatar-the-original-smurf-movi/
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posted 10-18-2014 09:44 PM
You may think that Smurf design is creepy but a picture of a Insect-like Smurf is creepier!
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posted 10-19-2014 06:28 AM
It looks more like a mutant cross between Azrael and a Smurf.
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posted 10-20-2014 12:10 AM
Oh, and Mutant cross? I didn't say it will look exactly like that, I just said it'll look javascript: x(close) to it! It'll be kind of like a cross between this, Peyo's original designs and the recent live-action movie designs with a blue skin similar to the Na'vi! Also which idea above would you prefer and how would Empath, Polaris and the Psyches would fit into a James Cameron-style Smurfs movie?
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posted 10-20-2014 12:44 AM
Here are few "errors" with my rough draft:
1. Smurfette II is a old lady while Smurfette III is a teenager
2.The plot is too much like "Avatar" (in case you hate that)
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posted 10-20-2014 01:12 AM
One thing I did get though is the idea of using magical Smurf essences mixed with a piece of hair, a tear or anything else that contains human essence to create the "Smurfatars"! Smurf essence and human essence mixed together can create a Smurf body for a human being. My fan-made character, Sweet Smurf and my James Cameron-style Smurfette (who is Gargamel's biological daughter as a nod to the fact Gargamel created her) both have origin stories ivolving this!
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posted 10-20-2014 09:37 PM
The idea of a "failed experiment" with Smurf essence and human essence might come in handy as an alternate origin for the Psyches. The James Cameron-style version will be a cross between the programs from "Tron" and the Avatars from "Avatar".
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posted 10-20-2014 11:03 PM
I would totally watch that movie Sweet Smurf 2!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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posted 10-21-2014 03:13 PM
You would? You like the idea? That's so smurfy!
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posted 10-21-2014 07:09 PM
I love the idea of "Smurfatars"!
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posted 10-23-2014 07:21 PM
Update: In this version, James Gargameo (the J.C-style version of Gargamel) didn't lose his hair due to age but shaved it off. Also, just like "Avatar", the film will be a mixer of Science fiction (since Handy inventions will be more on the mordern, sci-fi side) and fantasy (to stay in touch with the original Smurfs)
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posted 10-24-2014 11:10 AM
I'm also casting the teenage Smurfette to be played by the Bluebuddies user also known as Smurfette if she happened to be a teenager as well as a girl (since it's pretty obvious since a boy wouldn't use Smurfette as her screen name) and me as Sweet Smurf.
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posted 10-25-2014 01:48 PM
Another inspirational story idea (which also involves a teenage girl getting turned into Smurfette) can be found here:
The Smurfs Movie – Imagined by Mike
In the medieval times, deep in the European forest where Smurf Village lies, “Wimpy Smurf” (a movie only creation voiced by Woody Allen) is whining about how he can never get any attention from the other Smurfs cause he was just showed up by Hefty Smurf at some event during the Smurfy Smurfday celebration. He announces to the village he must journey out on his own and make a name for himself. None of the other Smurfs notice since they are too busy cheering for Hefty. Papa Smurf (poorly cast as Samuel L Jackson) makes an announcement that this is the Smurfiest day ever. Wimpy makes a neurotic self loathing comment and goes off into the woods.
Cut from medieval times to The Medieval Times restaurant in the Meadowlands, NJ. Ben Azul (get it! his last name is Spanish for blue! like a Smurf! genius writing! ; he’s played by a Jesse Eisenberg or Topher Grace type) is whining about how Debbie the hot girl who works as a “photo wench” (played by Mandy Moore with a really bad long bleached blond wig and a bad jersey accent), doesn’t notice him cause she’s “sort of” dating Derrek (the “hot” yet evil in a high school jock kind of way guy who is the green knight in the joust, played by a Chris Evans-type). Ben is a “serving slave” (their wacky name for a waiter) and is serving a rude family seated in the green knight’s section. The obnoxiousness of the father (played by Dan Aykroyd or the guy who played Newman on Seinfeld) is only outmatched by that of the fat tween son, who is constantly farting (to which is dad laughs and pats him on the back saying “that a boy son, clip of the old block”). The mother and sister are outraged by the rudeness of the male members of their family. Debbie gets up to the rude family to take their photo, just as Ben is pouring the son more Pepsi. The green knight wins and gets to put a floral wreath on the head of someone sitting in the green section. Derrek comes over and gives the wreath to Debbie, since he’s got the hots for her and they are “sort of” dating. The father of the family is outraged that it went to an employee and not his wife. He takes a swing at Derrek, but punches Ben instead. Ben, Derrek, Debbie, the father and the son all get tangled in a messy pile during this incident. Sitting next to the family inexplicably is gargamel’s gypsy-witch arch-rival Hogatha (played by Andrea Martin of SCTV fame, with a fake nose and crossed eyes). She is outraged that they are ruining her only night out in the 20th century and that she spent a full 35 bucks on this chicken leg dinner. She screams at them and casts a spell on all 5 of them to which they instantly disappear. The wife and daughter look over at Hogatha and shrug. Hogatha calls for another margarita.
Meanwhile back in Smurf village, Papa Smurf is gathering a group to find what happened to Wimpy Smurf who never returned after he wandered off after Smurfy Smurfday. Cut to the woods where the three teens all dressed in their medieval times uniforms appear in the woods. Confused as to where they are, they come across the wagon of a traveling minstrel and his cat. They asked the minstrel where they are and he asks them if they have seen any tasty… err i mean nasty… i mean charming little Smurfs around. To which Debbie says what’s a Smurf? Derrek says he thinks Smurf is Spanish or something. Ben asks the minstrel to tell them what he’s looking for, to which he flips off his robe revealing the fact that it’s the Smurfs nemesis, Gargamel! Gargamel uses a comically large net to capture the 3 teens. He takes them back to his house in the wagon and once there, places them in a large a cage that is hanging in the middle of his cottage (cause hey, that’s how he rocks). Also in the cage is Wimpy Smurf who, even though he is far smaller than the bars, never figured out he can walk through them. The 3 teens are shocked by Wimpy’s appearance (but oddly not really by the fact they have been transported back in time). Wimpy tells them he was captured by Gargamel and what Smurfs are and how Gargamel wants to melt half the village down and turn them to gold, and he wishes to eat the other half of the village (he’s not to sure why Smurfs turn to gold or why the plan makes no sense either). Wimpy and Ben realize how much they have in common.
Gargarmel comes back from an unexplained absence that was just long enough for Wimpy to tell his story, hungry for Smurf meat, yet still wanting to melt the rest of them down to make gold. Somehow to meet this wish he decides the best way to do this is a make a special female Smurf to lure all the other Smurfs back to his cottage while he cooks Wimpy in the mean time while he waits. So he calls forth a spell he has in a book to turns Debbie into Smurfette and places Wimpy on a kabob stick and starts to prepare the grill. Azrael knocks over some potion that just makes a lot of smoke just has Gargamel is about to grill Wimpy over the fire. Azrael is banished for her foolery, but in the mean time Smurfette, Derrek, Wimpy and Ben all escape into the woods.
Meanwhile the father and son just arrive in this time and somehow come across Smurf village. They are instantly cheered as heroes since the son accidentally found baby Smurf in a barrel of pickles he was about to eat. Having saved baby Smurf from death, the surfs decide to have yet another party, but decide to wait until Papa Smurf and the search party return. The fat kid is bored and sits on the Smurf dam, breaks it, and all the Smurfs get mad since he flooded their town and ask the father and son to leave. They find a cave to which the son barges into and starts farting in it. The dragon who lives in the cave rightfully finds this to be rude, and he eats the son. The father escapes. Azrael befriends the father who wants revenge on the Smurfs, since he inexplicably believes they control the dragon as well. Azrael realizes she can use him to get back at Gargamel.
Derrek is confused by Debbie’s transformation into Smurfette since now both him and Ben still have the hots for a girl who is blue and three apples tall. Derrek actually thinks Debbie is hotter now that she is blue and is constantly making blue balls jokes since Smurfette will not hook up with him. Wimpy and his new friends find Papa Smurf and the search party in the woods, and uh oh, seems like all of Smurf village also has the hots for Smurfette/Debbie. So they decide to throw yet another Smurfvest! Painter Smurf makes Smurferacations, Greedy Smurf makes Smurfberry pies, Brainy Smurf writes Smurfy poetry and Papa Smurf will be at the dunk tank (which would leave room for some awesome Samuel L Jackson lines). At the carnival, Handy, Farmer, Jokey and Clockwork all hit on Smurfette, Ben get quietly jealous and has a meaningful heart to heart with Wimpy while Derrek flips out on them and decides he’s had enough of all this blue dudes trying to get with his girl.
Just then, before any fights can start, Johan and Peewee (played by Daniel Radcliffe and Seth Green) arrive to warn the Smurfs that they have seen Gargamel, Azrael and some weird fat man (the father) heading towards Smurf village. The 3 evil doers must have met in the woods and since the father knew where the village was (and since Gargamel has been there like 100 times but can never seem to find his way back). They all travel there together to do the individually evil plans to the Smurfs. Smurfette had befriended Wimpy and it gives him confidence to tell the others he made friends with a dragon in the woods when he was thinking that it can help them. Just as the evil folks arrive, they are chased out of the village by the dragon breathing fire at their backsides. Wimpy is a hero. At the same time Smurfette/Debbie realizes how much Wimpy is like Ben, giving her feelings for Ben. She gives Wimpy a kiss on the cheek and somehow this magical realization makes her shed a single tear which turns her back into herself. But now the Smurfs are sad. So Papa Smurf turns Derrek into a new Smurfette to replace her. At first he’s like whoa no way, but then he’s totally into it cause he realizes that since there’s only one lady Smurf and 100 males he can get so much Smurf-play. All cheer, and Ben and Debbie ask father time and mother nature (papa Smurf’s friends who even though they are human sized and hadn’t been shown until now, were supposed to be at the carnival the whole time) if they can get back to their time, to which they can’t, but just then, Clumsy Smurf knocks over something heavy onto Ben’s head, making him wake up. Debbie is standing over him since it turns out he fell off a horse since he is now the green knight! Derrek is no where to be seen, Ben looks up at the king’s seat in the theatre where he sees Papa Smurf, Handy Smurf, Wimpy Smurf and Smurfette all sitting on the back of the chair to which they all wink. Wimpy has his hand around the waist of Smurfette/Derrek to which Ben gives Wimpy a thumbs up. Debbie and Ben kiss and the Medieval Time audience, including Hogatha and the mother and daughter applause (although they are not sure what they are clapping at, and they certainly don’t care that the male half of their family never returned).
Cut back to real medieval times where the father, Gargamel and Azrael are all still being chased by the dragon (who is voiced by Drew Carey), to which Gargamel screams “I’ll get those little Smurfs if it’s the last thing I do”. Jokey Smurf walks out over the screen with an explosive present saying “that’s a wrap folks”, which is opens and then it explodes revealing the credits that roll over an amazing cover of “how do you talk to an angel” by Justin Bieber or something off of “father abraham in Smurfland” done by the jonas brothers.
http://www.rotatingcorpse.com/film_stills/the-smurfs-movie-%e2%80%93-imagined-by-mike/7731.html
The idea that Smurfette's transformation was done by Gargamel is one of the thing my current working script has in common with the idea above (except Smurfette's human name is Debbie while in the script, her human name is Britney Gargameo)
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posted 10-25-2014 02:32 PM
My story is a bit better since Britney/Smurfette stays a Smurf instead of turning back into human form and Papa Smurf doesn't create a new Smurfette to replace her. Beside, "Avatar" go the right idea (Jake Sully becomes a Na'vi and stays that way)!
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posted 10-26-2014 01:07 PM
Update: The new design will have the kitten/cat-like face, tiny tail and body shape of the realistic Smurf above, the clothes of the Sony's recent live-action designs, the five-fingered hands of Peyo's early designs and the blue-skin of a Na'vi.
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posted 10-26-2014 08:12 PM
Update: The way I see it, Smurf years are the same as human years (1 human year = 1 Smurf year) and the long life stone works similar to the anti-aging spell in Disney's "The Sorcerer's Apprentice". This explains why Papa Smurf doesn't look 542/546! So the Smurf will not be referred to as being a hundred-years-old but by their age in human years.
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posted 10-27-2014 12:02 AM
Handy tips for script writing:
1. If you're thinking of adding yourself as a character, don't use first person words to refer to yourself except in your dialogue. Write it like it was written by someone other than you
2. Take some inspiration to help
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posted 10-27-2014 01:01 AM
Here's a new song I'm thinking of adding to the film's soundtrack called "Smurfed"! It is the Smurf version of "Shell Shocked" from the new TMNT film!
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posted 10-27-2014 01:41 PM
Update: My fanon character, Sweet Smurf, will be based on me. He'll be the same age, has the same name in human form (Liam Malpas) and his Smurf name is my Smurf nickname. Also, the height of a Smurf is changed to about 15 inches high since I don't know the height of an apple.
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posted 10-27-2014 04:54 PM
Update: Instead of being bald (as I mentioned earlier), James Gargameo appearance will be based on Gargamel in the video "Gargamel's Revenge" (being a younger but still evil version of Gargamel) and Balthazar will appear but not as James' godfather but as his brother. Vexy and Hackus will also appear as Project: Smurfatar recruits and Vexy's character will be modified to be more based on Sassette beside being Smurfette's sister, seeing Gargamel as her father, being a tomboy and being referred to as "sassy" (leading to possibly changing her name to "Sassette" later on) and Hackus dumbness will be lowered a bit. Also, Johan will appear as Patrick's brother and Peewit as a 5-year-old boy.
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posted 10-28-2014 01:10 AM
Update: The film will introduce a new kind of magic known as "blue magic"! It can come from Smurf essence (but not all the time) and can either be permanent or last for a long time period before wearing off. For example, the spell James used to turned Britney and my character is permanent and there is no counter-spell.
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