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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 12-08-2013 10:14 PM
Very smurfy of you, Edwardies. Thanks for sharing! ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-19-2015 02:45 PM
I have translated the book!
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posted 09-19-2015 02:57 PM
I appoligize....On powerpoint, I had translated it and had put the translation on the chat bubbles like Vic George did...But it did not turn out this way when I posted this...
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- Ah! I think I finally smurfed this exlier which shrinks!
- It's been over ten years since I smurfed this formula.
- Oops! Am I awkward!
- Yeah! Well, once again, it is wrong!
- I give up! I will never smurf it! [B]Never![B]
- Never! Never! Never!...
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-19-2015 03:19 PM
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- So, Baby Smurf wants instrumental music he'll play later?
- Alas, no! It is a calamity!
- We tried everything, but no instrument. No semole pleases him! Watch him!
- Wait! I'll corris in, an instrument he'll surely like!
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- Ah! It is good to live in our village! Each smurf with his own talent....
- As Lumberjack Smurf. Here he is smurfing a tree.
-Hefty Smurf smurfs it to the sawmill and Carpenter Smurf...
-...Who smurfs him the boards of various sizes...
- Handy Smurf smurfs these boards for crafts. The furniture is Smurfette's new bed for example...
- Tailor Smurf smurfs sheets in it's most smurf tissue, while the other Smurfs reapplied for the down comforter...
- Hem! There is nothing anyway a certain Smurf in the village is not doing!
- But if! Even the Lazy Smurf will smurf his share of work! He tests the bed!
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- ...Hefty, smurf the wood. Handy Smurf, smurf the repairs to the well. As for Lazy Smurf, rake the town square...
- Pfff!
- Raking!! This is Smurfant!! Kinda like work!
- What a smurforie! I open the smurf smurfer as a smurf!
- What do I hear? I wish you'd smurf your work without smurferies of smurf!
- Good! And continue it like this!
- That's better!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-19-2015 03:47 PM
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- Well, it's true! Today, is the day of the Imitate Festival, where the Smurfs switch personalities and occupations with each other....
-I can see that Handy Smurf is smurfing the place of Baker Smurf.....hmm.......
- Well, sweet mother of Smurf! Hello there, Papa Smurf!
- He he he he! I see that Smurfette is smurfing Farmer Smurf's place!
- Here! I've got a smurfy cake for you!
- He he he he! Bravo, Baker Smurf! A very smurfy imitation of Jokey Smurf!
- And Poet Smurf is trying to smurf words of wisdom to Brainey Smurf, who himself, is trying to imitate Hefty Smurf! Be brave, Brainey Smurf!
- So, Greedy Smurf, are you enjoying the place of Lazy Smurf?
- Oh no, Papa Smurf! I'm sooooooo hungry! Who can sleep when their stomach smurfs?
- And you, Jokey Smurf, who did you decide to imitate?
- Not now, my little Smurf, I have a very important experiment to smurf in my laboratory.....
- Well! Who does that smurf think he is?!
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- Dang! Lost!
- Youpie!! Win!
- And now, what will we smurf?
- Hey! The Smurfs! My crops are thirsty! Who is it that wants to smurf the pump for that littl' sprinkles?
- What, now?!?
- Smurf, it's someone else's turn! We, as we have already done yesterday!
- True, this is not always the same of smurf!
- Let's go play cat and Smurf!
- Did you see that Papa Smurf?! Isn't that ashamed?! These buggers to smurfs only think to play!!
- Precisely, it smurfs me a small idea......
- Come on! Smurf up! It's my turn to smurf, now!!
- I tell you that's enough! My Vegetable garden is not a river, Sweet Mother of Smurf!!
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- NOTICE TO POPUSMURF!
- Well? Smurf it, your Opinion!
- We will listen!
- I...I have a memory smurf! This is terrible! It was never before Smurfed!
- Come on, do not smurf yourself in this state!
- Take your time, it will resmurf you!
* A bit later...
* Much later...
- Ah! That comes back to me!
- ALL MUST GET TO THE SMURFS FOR THE DAM SMURFS URGENT REPAIRS!!!
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posted 09-19-2015 04:20 PM
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- Heavens, I still smurf more then three grams!
- It will take me to go on a diet!
- Hey! Smurfette! I’ll smurf you a good cake as you make them!
- Oh no! Especially not! I’m on a diet!
- Or else, with very very little flour!
Some almonds...Not too much sugar...A tiny banana...And no chocolate!
- A touch of cream...A knob of butter...
- Here it is Smurfette! But I do not know if you will like it….
- Oh! It’s perfect! I never smurfed such a good diet cake!
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- AZREL!
- Or will you still going?!
- If you could imagine Baby, the risks smurf
the hero of this tale!
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- Darn! The Pastry Smurf forgot to smurf me the amount of smurf to smurf this cake.
- Ah! Dopey Smurf! Will you go to Pastry Chef Smurf and ask him how many grams of yeast I have to smurf in my cake?
- Dopey Smurf.....Hmm.....It will surely be doses
- HEY! DOPEY SMURF! WAIT!
- Ask him to smurf the exact measurements on paper!
- I forgot to smurf the yeast amount? Ah! That's all me!
- Let's see....Ah! Here! Yeast: 186 grams exactly!
- I'll smurf you this in writing: one hundred-eighty-six...
- Here, Smurfette!
- Thank You, Dopey Smurf!
- DOPEY SMURF!
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posted 09-19-2015 04:45 PM
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- Hee! Hee! I’m on the right smurf! I will surely unmask the...!
- And as a reward, Pastry Smurf will smurf me a big cake...!
- Oh, hi! What are you smurfing?
- I’m smurfing a track…You see all these crumbs?
- Uh….track? Crumbs? Uh…..Yes, so what?
- Shh!...Not so loud…He should not be far away...A thief still smurfed a cakebfrom Pastry Smurf...
- Ah?...Uh…And you smurfed clues?
- All planed! He joined Pastry Smurf by the garden door…And in his garden, he only smurfed mud and brambles...And then, he smurfed a large cake that was smurfed with his traces, no?
- Come on, I’ll keep smurfing! I do not want to lose my track so close!
- That’s it! Keep Smurfing Dopey Smurf!
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posted 09-19-2015 05:22 PM
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- Uh…Dopey Smurf, it’s very nice to offer me a scarf, but, you want me to smurf this in this heat?
- Ha! Ha! Ha! Sun Glasses! I do not know when I will smurf them, but thank you Dopey Smurf! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Thank you for the gift Dopey Smurf, but really, no thank you!
- Well, well, Dopey Smurf! It has not the air of smurf!
- No, Jokey Smurf, I smurf all wrong...
- Whenever I smurf a gift to a Smurf, it’s because I want it to serve him kindly.
- This is normal, Dopey Smurf! You must choose your gift smurfant to the personality of the Smurf who you’re going to offer it to, do you understand?
- Ah?! Then I think you will love this gift!
- A gift? For me?
- So, you enjoyed it?
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posted 09-19-2015 05:33 PM
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
- The Pastry Smurf has a smurf with a gift like mine!
-I’ll smurf to warn the other Smurfs!
- Left for me to smurf!
- I smurf his andbleft mine!
- Yum! What a good cake!
-Happy Birthday Jokey Smurf! We made you this beautiful cake!
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posted 09-19-2015 05:49 PM
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- Pff…What a smurfery!
- It will not, Cook Smurf?
- I’m exhausted, Handy Smurf! The holidays,that’s fine, but a chore!
- Hmmm….I might be able to make something for you to smurf…
- I think I have an idea…Let all this smurf! I’ll come back tomorrow with the solution to your problem…
- Gee! Thank you, Handy Smurf!
* The next day…
- And now, Cook Smurf! Smurf down on your bike while I smurf dirty dishes in the machine…
- It is done! You can start smurfing to start the washing…
- Now the rinsing! Faster! Faster!
- And now I smurfed a fan for drying! One more effort Cook Smurf!
- Ha! Ha! The dishes are all clean! So, what do you think Cook Smurf?
- Is it no less tiring to smurf the dishes this way?
- Cook Smurf?
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- OOOUAAH! What a beautiful sunrise! The day promises smurfants!
- Come on! It is not necessary that I wait!
- Today, Papa is sending us to the dam...
- Me, I like to smurf the dam!
- This time is ideal for smurfing!
- Ah! Here, this place looks good to me!
- Has nobody seen Lazy Smurf?
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posted 09-19-2015 06:21 PM
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- Hello, Smurf! What a wonderful smurf for the season, is it not?
- It is true! I also want to smurf my lettuce!
- I’m going to smurf the day in near and work in my ode gold buttercups, bluebells, and smurfelicots!
- Why smurf so far?
- Or, you could stay here and smurf a poem about my lettuce, carrots and my cabbage!
- WHAT?
- A poem on vegetables, what an idea! You show me how to laugh Smurf,…smurf peasant!
- The bluebonnet becomes silent
The smurflicolt smurf more then one word
The Buttercup sleeps And is only a Buttercup
When the dusk smurfs...
- That’s smurfingly well located!
- Smurf enough for today, it’s time to go!
- Hmm! It smells smurfingly good in Farmer Smurf’s house!
- Say, Smurf! Could you smurf me a good bowl of your delicious cabbage soup?
- No, but I have smurfed a special pot for you…
- …with buttercups and bluebonnets
and smurflelicots!
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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posted 09-19-2015 06:37 PM
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- I have smurfed some very nice verses to smurf this afternoon. Wilderness smurfs always my inspiration!
- Thou smurfs comfortable! I have to fight against the invading plants that smurf in my fields and it is a beautiful smurferie!
- Farmer Smurf, aren’t you able to appreciate the beautiful things! Look…
- Poppies, cornflowers, buttercups…She did not smurf Nature for all of our walks to be delightful?
- Oh yes? So smurf here!
- Here! Brambles, nettles, thistles, do you think that would be enough to walk smurfily in?
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- Eh? Grumpy Smurf! Where are you smurfing? The fireworks will start smurfing soon!
- Me, I do not like smurfing fireworks!
- I do not like rockets, I do not like explosions, I do not like smoke...
- Pfff! Too bad for you!
- Ohh! The beautiful blue!
- Ohh! The beautiful red!
- Me, I do not like the blues!And me, I do not like the reds!
- And there! A beautiful green!
- Oh! Look! One is smurfing down!
- Bravo! I like rockets that come smurfing down!!
- OOHHH! THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK!!!
- Me, I hate the black!!
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posted 09-19-2015 06:44 PM
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- But…But Clumsy! Stop! What smurfs you still?
- Look! You are smurfing on the wrong side of the branch!
- If you continue, you’ll smurf on your face! You have to smurf you on the other side!
- Like this?
- Yes! Like that!
- Ah, yes! Fortunately I was smurfing by! With my intelligence, we can avoid fully…
- …of stupid accidents!
![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif) Poor Brainey...He was trying to be a good friend...
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posted 09-19-2015 06:56 PM
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- Yikes! They smurfent their dirt-street now!It’s smurfingly disgusting!
- And you, Greedy Smurf? Will you smurf up this banana skin, or I’ll tell this to Papa Smurf!
- We need to smurf the environment! If you want a clean town, you must smurf example by first smurfing front of you!
- I think that I have smurfed them a good lesson! Papa Smurf will be proud of me!
- I, at least smurf all my rubbish in a bag, and then I smurf it…
- Oups!
- We must lead by example
by first smurfing
at home!
![[Clown Smurf]](graemlins/Clown_Smurf.gif) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) ![[Wink]](wink.gif) ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
I will finish the rest tomorrow
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posted 09-20-2015 10:01 AM
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- Jokey Smurf believe me, I’m not the Apprentice Smurf for nothing! That smurf has to go!
- Yes! Hee! Hee! Hee! I smurfed good! Huh! Hey! Here it comes!
- Look! Brainey! You who are our chief during the absence of Papa Smurf! Smurf, we wanted this for you!
- Ah! What is it?
- This is a magic potion that smurfs you the most IMPRESSIVE Smurf in Smurf village!
- The most impressive? Oh, oh, thank you Jokey Smurf! I will use it in my speech tonight!
*That evening...
- Dear friends!....
- Oops! I was forgetting my potion…
- We’ll laugh!
- …the one to make me the most smurf…
- …IMPRESSIVE?!
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Jokey Smurf! Come here! I will tell this to Papa Smurf!
- Tailor Smurf, there is work for you!
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posted 09-20-2015 10:08 AM
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- Hey, Brainey, will you keep this frog for me? …Just the time I smurf a service to Papa Smurf!
- Your frog?! But...er…definitely!
- That’s fun, a frog! …It announces the weather, smurf or shine!
- What! She goes out!? …It will be fine weather!
- Enjoy it! I am going to the river smurf!
- Ah! Well no! She smurfed back down! So it will be cold and wet!
- Good! If she says so!
- Look! But I must tell you that your frog is somewhat smurfy in it’s forecasts!
- Ah? But it’s not MY frog…
- This is Dopey Smurf’s frog!
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posted 09-20-2015 11:14 AM
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- I’ll hang my beautiful portrait that Painter Smurf smurfed for me!
- AIE!
- Smurfs fast! Vanity Smurf hurt himself very bad!
- Don’t move! We will look after you!
- Help me smurf him to his room!
- I’ll go get the Smurfette!
- Here! It’s over! I fixed the big bobo!
- Poor Vanity Smurf! Hope he is cozy!
- Let him rest now…
- Besides, he was already smurfed out!
- I’ll hang his picture for him!
- AIE!
- Less strong, of course! Your going to wake him!
![[Vanity Smurf]](graemlins/Vanity_Smurf.gif)
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posted 09-20-2015 12:49 PM
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-He smurfs well, eh?
-Yes! He has smurfy talent.
-But!? …But smurfing damage on my wall?!
- NO! THAT WILL NOT SMURF!... I’ll smurf you one hour to smurf paint over that!
-Pff! Damage?! Pity, it was nice though!
-Yes, Great artists are always misunderstood!
-And remember…I do not want to smurf any of your little drawings!
-Ah! I see that he understood that with a smurf like me, he had a strong case part!
-Finally, he is not a bad Smurf!
- Since he doesn’t want any more small drawings!...
![[Angel Smurf]](graemlins/Angel_Smurf.gif)
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posted 09-20-2015 01:35 PM
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-There you go! SUPERB! I’m smurfingly proud of myself!
-Hi, Painter smurf! You smurfed a new canvas?
-Eh, yes! What do you smurf of it?
-Hefty Smurf will be happy to see his portrait! It is smurf!
-But…it is not Hefty! You agree not to laugh when I smurf the Smurf?
- Sure…
-Oh! Dopey Smurf! Hey, you did not smurf!
-It is not Dopey Smurf?
- BUT NO!
-Ah? You smurfed Lazy Smurf’s portrait?
-But…Anyway, this is not Dopey Smurf?
-It could perhaps be Jokey Smurf...
- THAT’S ENOUGH! EVERYBODY OUT!
-…or Grumpy Smurf?
- Well! Since no one recognizes the Smurf!...smurf I…
-You made my portrait, Painter Smurf? Oh thank you! It’s magnificent!
-Oh! It was not difficult!
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posted 09-20-2015 01:47 PM
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-What the smurf?
-We don’t understand a smurf your smurfing!
-You see how odd this is with this long smurf?
-Hmm…I understand what smurfs another planet, and says he is thirsty!
-Ah! Your thirsty? Come…I’ll smurf you some water!
-Blub…Blob…Stop!...Blob…It’s me, blub, I’m Jokey Smurf!
-And there? What is the smurf?
![[Scuba Smurf]](graemlins/Scuba_Smurf.gif)
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posted 09-20-2015 02:05 PM
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-NO! ... Dang! It's not that!
-What smurfs you, Brainey?
-Crosswords! But they are not easy!
-I can help you if you want!
-HA! HA! HA! You, Dopey Smurf? After all, why not?
-Let's see ... "Making music in 12 letters ... The first letter is an " S "!?
-“ Smurf”!
-“Smurf?” HA! HA! HA! Scary Dopey Smurf! It would be too easy!...Eh!?...Yes! It works!
-Well, of course!
-More difficult now ... "smurf" 5 The fourth letter is an “R" ...
-“Smurf”
-It is fair! 10 letters, "Small shrub!“
-“Smurf”
-Good! 6 letters in ” Babes in smurf”?
-“Smurf”
*A bit later...
-Bravo, Dopey Smurf! I can not believe it! You smurfed the entire grid!
-I assure you, Papa Smurf! It's unbelievable! He smurf in all the right answers! THE DOPEY SMURF !! You do realize?!...
- Finally, it is over, smurfingly stupid crosswords! I just smurf smurfed the solution that is upside down, just below!
![[yum!]](graemlins/yumyum.gif) ![[Graduate Smurf]](graemlins/graduate.gif)
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posted 09-20-2015 02:16 PM
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-Ahaaa! Lost! Next!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! So who wants smurf his chance now?
-What sufficiency! Hefty, this is disgusting!
-Yeah! Too bad none of us could do the smurf!
-Hey, come on, you, Dopey Smurf! You have not tried!
-Ready Dopey Smurf? Go!
-Wow !! Tough opponent!
-Name of a smurf !! All right, Dopey Smurf, I admit defeat for me!
- LONG LIVE DOPEY SMURF!
-In my arms, Dopey Smurf! But how did you manage to smurf such fastballs?
-Balls!? What balls? I am only trying to smurf smurf that this wasp around me! Help! Help me!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 09-20-2015 02:27 PM
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-Hi Tailor Smurf! So? It seems that you have a bad tooth?
- Mmh! And it smurfingly hurts!
-Wait! I know a radical way to smurf that! Look! I smurf this piece of string around your tooth ...
-Mmh?
-... And I smurf the other end to the door, I'll slam loudly!
-Do not worry! You have nothing to smurf! Ready?! Hop!
- Aie!
-Tailor Smurf?
-Good! Okay! But at least smurf that with me, you have no toothache!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 09-20-2015 04:15 PM
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Oh! It smurfed last night!
- YOUPIE! I love the snow! I know nothing more smurfant!
-We can ski! It's smurf! I really want to try!
-... Or smurf smurf a snowman! It is also fun, that!
-Well then! Ski or smurf a snowman?
-Snowman smurfing or skiing? It will be necessary that I smurfside!
-It's smurf, skiing! After all, it's still a ... more smurfant smurf!
- Oups!
-... That a man of smurf!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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