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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-20-2015 05:02 PM
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-Smurf aside, you will see the show!
-Tsss ... What a braggart whom?
- HA! HA! HA!
-Well done, nah!
-These shoes are badly sharpened! No way I can smurf with such material!
-You do not think they are quite smurfes like that!
-No no! They must smurffent although the ice!
-Ah! Voila well smurfed skates!
-Again this pretentious!
-Smurftender well this: I'll smurf a perfect circle!
-Ah! That's clever!
-And where are we going to smurf now!?
![[Scuba Smurf]](graemlins/Scuba_Smurf.gif) Ha! Ha! Hope he can swim...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-20-2015 05:06 PM
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- YOUPIE! It smurfed!
-Smurfs! Quickly, our sleds!
-Oh yes!
-I’ll call Grouchy Smurf!
-No, I do not want to smurf with you! I do not like snow!
-Besides, I will not go out of my house! It's too cold, and I do not like to be cold!
-Nevermind! Stay at home, if that's what you want!
-I do not like to be picked to smurf when I want to stay home!
- Help! Let me out! I do not like to be a prisoner in my house!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-20-2015 06:06 PM
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-Handy Smurf, could you lend me a smurf a wrench?
-Uh ... Yes, Papa Smurf…
-But it will take me a while to smurf hands on it!
-I'll ask someone else, Handy Smurf But frankly,
I find shameful in such disorder smurf!
-Papa Smurf is right, but I would have ranksack a
bit!
*A little after...
-Papa Smurf come see!
-It's extraordinary! I’m smurfed!
-Congratulations Hand Smurf! You smurfed an outstanding job!
-Papa Smurf is really happy! It is a pleasure!
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-20-2015 06:40 PM
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-Where are you? I'll smurf you!
-Hee! Hee! Hee! This way!
-Ah! I have a smurf! You, you are ... Oh !!
-Hum!
-My little Smurfs, I know you like to play a lot, but you could perhaps smurf something useful for once ...
-Uh ... What, Papa Smurf?
-For example, smurf a lick of paint on the laboratory roof, which really needs it...
-You will see, work can also be very smurfant!
-That should smurf them the greater good! I come back later to see how they are smurfing along...
*Later...
-Warning! Here it is!
![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif) I will finish the last 10 pages tomorrow!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-21-2015 02:45 PM
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-So Hefty, hoe is it smurfing, this swimming session?
-Yeah, Papa Smurf, overall ...
-Except Lazy Smurf who is going to smurf a nap on the small island ...
- LAZY SMURF! I said "swimming", not "nap" !!
-Huh? What?!
-Phew! You can never smurf in peace!
-He dived, but I lost smurf view…
-Well, he must smurf underwater!
-He smurfs long without returning to the surface!
-We can not smurf so long under water !! It smurfed him to the bottom!
-Quick!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-21-2015 03:27 PM
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-I have an idea! If I smurf color here…?
-Ha! Ha! It smurfs! We'll smurf ... in green and red.
- OH! MY LAUNDRY!
-Ha! Ha! Ha! With what we have fun!
-Say, you two! I know another way to have fun with water and soap!
-You and your ideas to the smurf!
![[Smurfette]](graemlins/smurfette.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-21-2015 05:31 PM
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-You'll smurf water at the well? Smurf much attention to the coping stone, there is one unsealed ...
-Yes, Yes…
- BRAINEY SMURF?
-It is terrible !! The Brainy is falling into the well! I see his cap!
-It takes on the smurf! Smurf me into the well!
-Okay, Hefty!
-This is the third time that he dives …
-There he is ... always alone! Pull the rope up!
-I do not understand ... I should have smurfed him!
-Sniff! It must be prevented... Telling Papa Smurf!
-What is smu ... OH !! Hefty! You are in grave thou art fallen into the well?!? This almost happened to me out just now ...
-Fortunately, I was attentive, and my only, a smurf hat into the well! I ran home in a new smurf ... As has you, Hefty, you should have to be more careful !! Besides, Papa Smurf always said that ...
- I WILL TELL PAPA SMURF!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-21-2015 05:59 PM
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-Ho! Ho! I have a feeling it'll smurf!
-Be nice, Dopey Smurf! Go quickly smurf me some leeks while away my business!
-Ok, Farmer Smurf!
-Here are your leeks, Farmer Smurf!
- BUT NO, DOPEY SMURF! THOSE ARE ONIONS!!
-Really?
-That Dopey Smurf! Sometimes we wonder what is in his head !?
-Ah good! Now it starts to smurf!
-Dopey Smurf! You'll be soaked! Do as I do, and smurf a sarsaparilla sheet!
-Really?
-How are you, Dopey Smurf?
-My, I'm wet!
-This is good, cronch sarsaparilla ... but it does not help much against the rain ... Glops!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 09-25-2015 02:34 PM
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-Oh! A chestnut!
-Hmm ... This is smurfingly good, chestnuts!
-But they do not smurf low in the tree ... Too bad!
-That can be arranged!
-Hup!
-Rats! This time I'm going to smurf it spot on!
-SMURF! Double rats! It is smurfingly difficult!
-Say, you two! You could also try, instead of smurfing a nap!
![[Sleeping Smurf]](graemlins/Sleeping_Smurf.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-03-2015 07:38 AM
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-Ah! Voila! smurfingly of beautiful!
-This smurf will smurf the bill perfectly.
-Yes, it is smurf!
-This time really smurf for the season!
-True, the sun is sure smurfing hard!
-Here it will be perfect!
-Ah! It's time to smurf the table!
-I smurfed pepper and salt!
-Yum!
-This is smurfingly good when it is cooked!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-03-2015 07:43 AM
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-I'll smurf you a tune on my new instrument!
-Good! I'll smurf supper!
-I have to be smurfing back to my gym!
-I'm going to smurf my field!
-It’s really smurfy of you to listen to my music to the end Smith Smurf! I’m glad you smurf my music!
-Yes…
-I find it very interesting! You know how to smurf a long time like that?
-Ah? I can smurf all day without getting tired!
-GORGEOUS! Follow me!
-Very good! And especially smurf a good pace!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-03-2015 07:46 AM
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-It's nice of you to help me Clumsy, but ...
-Oh! Darn!
-But Clumsy Smurf, do be some careful! This is the fifth plate you’ve smurfed!
-Come on, Cook Smurf, do not be too harsh! And you, Clumsy, pay more attention, and all smurf well!
-Did you see? I have not smurfed a single smurf!
- YOUPIE!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-03-2015 07:49 AM
Page: 45
-A wonder, this cake to water-of-life raspberry. The smurf will be smurfing their chops!
-WHAT!
-GREEDY SMURF! THIEF! You are not ashamed?
-This Greedy Smurf, he loses nothing by waiting!
-Cook Smurf!
-What, you dare smurf back here? Use some will power Greedy Smurf!
-Just one question…Where did you smurf the Brandy for your cake?
-Well, in the laboratory of Papa Smurf, as usual!
-I think you smurfed a bad bottle Smurf!
-But why do you smurf that?
-Since I ate this cake, I feel all smurf!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-03-2015 07:52 AM
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-But ...what if he smurf?
-What mashed smurf suddenly! I do not even see the tip of my smurf!
-This may be a dirty smurf by Gargamel! I hate Gargamel!
-Uh ... It's you, Papa Smurf ?!
-Do not worry, my little Smurf, this thick fog is only the result of a gone wrong experience ... There are no smurf to feared ... Well ... I hope ...
-It was what, this experiment?
-Hum! A product for smurf smokeless fire ... It's not quite the point ...
-Ah! Looks like it's starting to wear off!
-When it smurfs it a little clearer, if still check are no alterations or smurfin bizarre ... you never know!
-Papa Smurf? This is the Smurf Cook, here! I think I have something weird to smurf ...
-Ah? Show me, Cook Smurf!
-I put my cakes cool in my window, and they are gone! You think it's your fog that smurfed them?
-Hum! Fog had something to do with it, because I believe that someone has smurf party ... Is not, GREEDY SMURF?
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 10-04-2015 03:36 PM
AND THAT CONCLUDES THE ENDING TO "SCHTROUMPFERIES 2"!!!!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-05-2015 07:00 PM
Thanks a thousand smurfsfor posting, Redneck - and sorry if I couldn't help you before. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 10-06-2015 12:19 PM
"Youpie" can be translated as "Yippee".
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 10-10-2015 05:54 PM
Thanks and that is alright Squeaky ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
And thank you for correcting me Vic, I probibally made a few mistakes here and there, and I am sorry if I did...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Miller Smurf
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posted 01-17-2022 05:46 PM
This reminds me of "Kitchen Klutz".
Posts: 32 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Oct 2021
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