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Century Smurf
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posted 04-15-2016 03:14 PM
(The reason I said that it spreads germs is because the smurfs had no spoons, and only one bowl. So they spread germs; and, Century is very clean, so he was concerned about that.)
(Papa, Hefty, Handy, Abbiette, Smurfette, Gutsy, and 60 other smurfs marched out of the village in very much the same fashion as army ants.)
Harmony: The smurfs go smurfing two by two, hurrah! Hurrah! ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif) The smurfs go smurfing two by two, hurrah! Hurrah!
Poet: Must you perturb us with that din? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Harmony: Humph! ![[Frown]](frown.gif) Fine. When Johnny comes marching home again, hurrah! Hurrah! When Johnny comes marching home again--
Poet: Harmony, please!
Papa: ![[Smile]](smile.gif) There's no reason for any arguing. We must hurry to Gargamel's hovel!
I couldn't agree more, Papa Smurf!
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-15-2016 04:18 PM
**Note: It was Brainy that said "I couldn't agree more, Papa Smurf!"**
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posted 04-16-2016 06:05 AM
(Sorry that I couldn't reply Yesterday...)
(Meanwhile at Gargamel's house...)
(Century and Lumberjack found a save spot at the moment to hide from Azrael, behind the cupboard)
Century: (Whispering) Do you think he'll find us?
Lumberjack: (whispering) Knowing that stupid cat...nah...
(Then, all of a sudden, the two Smurfs hear...)
Redneck: Run Wild! He's right behind us!
Wild: I'm trying! I'm trying!
Gargamel: Hahahahaha! He's catching up to you Smurfs!... ![[Gargamel]](graemlins/gargamel.gif) ![[Azrael]](graemlins/azrael.gif)
(And indeed, Azrael was right behind the two Smurfs, knocking things over and scaring the smurfs outta them!)
Lumberjack: We gotta help them! Come on!
Century: Wait! I have a plan!
Lumberjack: We don't have time for that laddie!
Century: Just listen! You go and distract Azrael while I lead the other Smurfs to our hiding spot!
Lumberjack: Ok, just make sure that they get there!
(At this point, Wild and Redneck Smurfette had separated and were on either side of the room, still trying to find a place to hide from Azrael )
Lumberjack: Hey! Azrael! Over here!
(Azrael turned to find Lumberjack, out in the open, whereas, the other Smurfs were harder targets, So Azrael charged at Lumberjack, who started to run everywhere, trying to lead the cat away from the other Smurfs)
(Meanwhile...)
Century: Psst! Wild! Redneck Smurfette! Over here! You'll be safe!
(Wild and Redneck ran to where Century was, and was about to hide until Redneck Smurfette heard Azrael hiss at Lumberjack Smurf in anger as he was chasing him)
Redneck: But- What about Lumberjack!?
Century: He'll be fine! He knows what he's doing. Come on! Gargamel will see you if you don't hide!
Redneck: But...He's my laddie! I gotta go help him!
Century: He's fine! We have a plan and-
(Then, at that moment, Azrael catches Lumberjack under his paw!)
Redneck: Laddie!
(And she runs towards Lumberjack, hoping to get there before Gargamel does. But right before she could reach him, Gargamel picked Azrael and Lumberjack Smurf up)
Gargamel: Hmm...Azrael, how would you like a Smurf snack?...
Azrael: Meoww!... Mmm! Mmm!
Lumberjack: Why you!
Redneck: Let him go!
Gargamel: There is nothing you can do to make me do that, you little Smurfette!
Redneck: (With tears in her eyes) Let him go! I'll do anything you want!
Gargamel: Anything....Hmm...ok.
(He locked the other Smurfs in their cages and threw Azrael in the other room.)
(In their cages...)
Century: Redneck Smurfette, what are you doing?!
Lumberjack: You shouldn't of done that lassie...
Wild: Don't Smurf what he says Redneck!
(But, ignoring the other Smurf's, Redneck turned to Gargamel...)
Gargamel: hmmm... What can you do... I know!
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posted 04-19-2016 09:14 AM
(Meanwhile...)
Handy: We're almost there!
Smurfette: Yay! ![[Smurfette]](graemlins/smurfette.gif)
Handy: Smurfette! You shouldn't be here. It's unsafe!
Smurfette: But Redneck is there!
Hefty: I'll make sure nothing happens to you. Or I'll try, anyway...
Handy:
Smurfette: Thanks!
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posted 04-19-2016 11:16 AM
Papa: Hush my little Smurfs! We don't want Gargamel or Azrael to hear us...We should see what's going on before taking any action first though...
Hefty: It's right over there Papa Smurf, what do you want us to do?
Papa: Hefty, Handy, and Smurfette, you listen from the chimney. Painter, Baker, Fisher, and Miner, you watch from the door. Ten of you Smurfs come with me to the window, and the rest of you, take the mouse hole.
Everyone: Right Papa Smurf.
Hefty: You can count on us Papa Smurf!
Papa: Ok, and good smurfs to you all.
(As the Smurfs take their positions...)
Gargamel: hmmm...What can you do... I know! You can bring me some more Smurf slaves!
Redneck: What!?! I could never betray my fellow Smurfs like that!
Gargamel: Sure you can! Look at it this way...If you bring me Smurf slaves, then you will all be together, and no one will get hurt....Whereas, If you do not do as I command you, these three Smurfs will be Azrael's food! Right before you're very eyes! Starting with that Smurf that you fended for so dearly ...
Redneck: Uh- I....
Lumberjack: Don't do it lassie! He's lying! If you bring all the Smurfs, he'll-
Gargamel: SILENCE VIEL SMURF! I'm running out of patients...Chose!
Redneck: I..uh... I don't know!
Gargamel: Maybe this will persuade you....
(Then, Gargamel locks Redneck Smurfette in a cage and grabs Wild, Century, and Lumberjack)
(As he grabs the three Smurfs...)
Hefty: We have to stop him Papa Smurf!
Papa: Yes, we must! All the Smurfs! Charge!
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posted 04-19-2016 11:30 AM
(Century faints from fear of being eaten.)
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posted 04-19-2016 11:33 AM
(Aww...Poor Century, don't worry, you won't get eaten)
Papa: Charge!
Gargamel: Papa Smurf! ...hee hee! It's about time you came for them! Now you are all mine!
Papa: Release them Gargamel!
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posted 04-19-2016 12:45 PM
Gargamel: He, he, he! (Mockingly) Oh, yes, I'm very sorry, mister. Anything you say, mister. He, he, he!
(Gargamel reaches to grab Papa, but just then, the other smurfs pull Papa away.)
Gargamel: Nasty little smurfs! (And the way he said "smurfs" was enough to make Redneck sick.)
Redneck: Laddie, Are you alright!
Lumberjack: I'm fine. But Century here apears to be asleep!
Wild: Maybe he's dead!
Lumberjack: Nonsense!
(Lumberjack checks his pulse.)
Wild: Poor Century! He will be missed.
Redneck: Oh, no!
Lumberjack: What are you smurfing about? Century has a pulse. He's just asleep. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Wild: Phew! ![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif) Wait - do you suppose he fainted from fright?
Lumberjack: He always has been a real 'fraidy-smurf. But that's not important. We're in Gargamel's hand!
Wild: I know, but... CENTURY! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Century: Huh? Where am I? Oh, I remember. I'm being squeezed by Gargamel!
Wild: I know. We all are.
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posted 04-19-2016 01:00 PM
Papa: I will ask you again, release those Smurfs!
Gargamel: Never, you little worm!
Century: Eww....His hands are all sweaty!
Wild: Bleagh!
Lumberjack: It's enough to make you smurf!
Gargamel: Silence!
(Little did Gargamel know, was that he was being surrounded by all the other Smurfs)
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posted 04-21-2016 04:21 AM
Farmer: (*Whispering*) This reminds me of when we surrounded Gargamel in our movie, and threw stuff at him.
Handy: Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
(Century, Wild, and Lumberjack try to wriggle out of Gargamel's hand. Wild bites Gargamel's pointer finger.)
Gargamel: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
Hefty: Wild has just set the stage for our attack!
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posted 04-21-2016 04:59 AM
Handy: Now!
(Then, all the little Smurfs use anything possible to throw at Gargamel (as seen in the movie and previously before for example...http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/3180.html))
Gargamel: Oww! Stop it!
All the SMurfs: Neveaaaa!
(Finally, using jars to roll Gargamel to the ground, all the Smurfs pounced on him and attacked him even harder!)
Gargamel: Ouch! Oww! I-- surrender!
Papa: Finally!
(Then the Smurfs tie up Gargamel good and tight!)
Papa: That's it my little SMurfs, make sure he's well smurfed!
Hefty: He's well smurfed Papa Smurf!
Century: Now all that we have to do is get Redneck Smurfette out of that cage!
Papa: Yes, Gargamel, where is the key?
Gargamel: I'll never tell you Smurf!
Papa: Grr...I'll ask you again Gargamel. Where is the-
Lumberjack: Haha! He left it on the top of the cage Papa Smurf! I'll go get her!
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posted 04-21-2016 09:01 AM
(Then, Lumberjack smurfs to the cage and leaps on top of it, grabbing the key. Then, he unlocks the cage.)
Redneck: My hero! (This is just what Madame Blueberry said near the end of Veggietales' "Going Up!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB9Ka54mzMc)
Lumberjack: Oh, it was nothing. ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
Clumsy: Do you suppose they're in love? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Hefty: Well, of course, Silly Smurf!
Clumsy: Who's he?
Hefty: He doesn't exist! I was just calling you that.
Clumsy: Well, that wasn't very nice.
Brainy:
(Redneck and Lumberjack come down from the cage.)
Redneck: It's great to be out of that cage! I was afraid Gargamel was gonna feed me to Azrael or something like that!
Century: Yeah, we were all worried about you!
Redneck: Well, Gargamel was squeezing you in his hand! That isn't much better than being in a cage.
Wild: That's true.
Gargamel: Hey, you green hat smurf! I told you not to talk!
Wild: You can't stop me! Nyaaaaaah!
Papa: I think we should say a group prayer.
Century: Yes, we should pray for Gargamel.
Lumberjack: WHAT?
Papa: Actually, Century has a point. We should pray for our enemies, even if they try to kill us.
(There was no objection, and the smurfs all kneel in prayer. While they are praying, however, Gargamel isn't about to give up...)
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posted 04-21-2016 11:10 AM
Papa: Our Father which art in Heaven, hallow be Thy Name. We thank you for helping us find our little Smurfs unharmed and well. I pray that all of us have a long and Smurfy life. I also pray for Gargamel, Lord. I pray that even though he is our enemy, that you'd watch over him. For it was You who said to love you're enemies. I pray that you'd-
Gargamel: Azrael! Get in here!
Century: You shouldn't interrupt during prayer. It's disrespectful to God.
Gargamel: Azrael! Get in here Now!
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posted 04-22-2016 07:46 AM
Abbiette closes her eyes bowing her head trying to stay focused
Azeral : meow meow! (Azeral runs inside)
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posted 04-22-2016 09:22 AM
Papa: Hurry! Run, my little smurfs!
(Papa and the smurfs all run out of Gargamel's hovel, as fast as their smurfs will carry them.)
(Azrael runs after them.)
Gargamel: Azrael, you blasted cat! Come back here! I need you to help me out of these ropes.
(Azrael reluctantly obeys.)
(The smurfs look back at Gargamel's hovel, which they have finally escaped.)
Redneck: We're finally free!
Wild: I'm a free smurf!
Century: We've gotta go before Gargamel catches up to us!
Lumberjack: Yah. Let's go!
(The smurfs arrive back at the village.)
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posted 04-22-2016 10:35 AM
Hefty: Smurfs-1; Gargamel-0!
(Then, Century, Lumberjack, Wild, and Redneck Smurfette approach Tailor)
Lumberjack: Eh, Tailor...Could you sew us some new cloths?
Redneck: And hats?
Century: Please?
Tailor: Why of course Smurfs! Come in! Come in! I actually have some cloths in you're sizes...
(Tailor then gave Century and Lumberjack some pants, and Lumberjack a new shirt.)
Tailor: If you want Wild, I can stitch you some pants...
Wild: No thanks...
Tailor: Ok.
(Then one at a time, the Smurfs went into the changing room and put on their Smurf hats and handed their "slave" hats to Tailor)
Tailor: Hmm...I must say... These are pretty well made- coming from Gargamel.
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posted 04-22-2016 03:11 PM
Century: Hey, could you sew me a new shirt, Tailor?
Wild: (*Slightly annoyed*) Why do you think you always have to be wearing a shirt, Century?
Century: Because a smurf is not civilized if he doesn't wear a shirt.
Wild: Well, I'm not civilized, because I'm going back to the wild as soon as possible!
Tailor: Century, Your shirt wil be ready in a few days.
Century: Thanks!
Redneck: Wild, do you have to leave so soon? All of the other smurfs have been missing you. Please stay in the village a few days!
Wild: OK, I guess there's no rush. But where will I stay?
Tailor: You can stay in my house!
Wild: Thanks!
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posted 04-22-2016 06:18 PM
Redneck: Oh, um, Tailor?
Tailor: Yes?
Redneck: When we were at the games a few days ago, and I changed into this Irish dress, what happened to my normal clothes?
Tailor: Eh, Smurfette was supposed to hold them for you.
Redneck: *Grown* I hope that she doesn't try to turn them into a dress again...
(Redneck Smurfette goes then to Smurfette's house while all the Smurfs at Tailor's laugh)
Smurfette: Ah! Redneck Smurfette! That was a close call at Gargamel's ,huh?
Redneck: Uh, yah. Where are my cloths lass?
Smurfette: Huh?
Redneck:...When we were at the games, Tailor told me that you were in charge of the clothes.
Smurfette: Oh, yah! You're going to love what I did to them!...
Redneck: Grr...Smurfette! What did you do?...
Smurfette: How do you like it?
(And she pulls out a red, tartan-plaid and black dress)
Redneck: What...did..you do?....
Smurfette: Well, I thought it's about time that you'd start wearing dresses more often
Redneck: (Too mad to say anything...) ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
Smurfette: Redneck?
Redneck: AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Hearing Redneck Smurfette scream, Lumberjack, Century, Wild,and Tailor came running over)
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posted 04-25-2016 03:14 PM
Lumberjack: What's wrong, lassie?
Redneck: Smurfette ruined my clothes!
Century: What did she do?
Redneck: These used to be pants and boots and a shirt!
Lumberjack: But, lassie... these look very nice!
Redneck: How am I supposed to be comfortable in THIS?
(Redneck points to the dress.)
Century: Well, if you're too comfy, you might get sleepy.
Redneck I'm not gonna get sleepy running and climbing trees!
Century: Good point.
Wild: (*Looking at Smurfette*)
Century: Oh, I forgot... Wild is extremely attracted to Smurfette!
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posted 04-25-2016 04:11 PM
Smurfette: Hello Wild
Wild: ...H...Hi Smurfette
Smurfette: Sorry Redneck, I didn't know it'd bug you so much...
Redneck: Ah, it's alright lassie.
Smurfette: Wait. What's the difference between wearing your green kilt and a dress?
Lumberjack: A BIG difference. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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posted 04-28-2016 04:15 PM
Century: What's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?
Redneck: Kilts are Irish.
(After two days...)
Tailor: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Papa: Yes?
Tailor: Well, Wild is still pretty , um, wild! I woke up this morning and he was asleep on top of the wardrobe! And you should've seen the way he ate at Chef's place. He was so messy!
Papa: Yes, that's what I was expecting to happen...
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posted 04-28-2016 04:31 PM
Tailor: But, how does one stay so...
Papa: That is what makes Wild special Tailor. You must remember that he did not grow up in the village like we did.
Tailor: Yes Papa Smurf. Uh, Papa Smurf?
Papa: Yes?
Tailor: How is it that when Wild is with us, he acts...well, normal...But when he has tea with Smurfette-
Papa: Haha! That's a whole nother story! He tries his best when he's around Smurfette
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posted 05-03-2016 10:55 AM
(Century walks up.)
Century: But he drank his tea in one gulp!
Papa: I know, but he doesn't drink tea in the wild.
Tailor: Hey, Century, now that you're here, I'll give you your new shirt. I just finished it.
(Tailor gives Century his shirt.)
Century: Thanks!
(We are getting near the end of this role play.)
Wild: May I have everysmurf's attention, please?
Papa: It smurfs like Wild is going to make an announcement.
Century and Tailor: I hope he doesn't leave us already!
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posted 05-05-2016 04:05 PM
(The smurfs AAAAALLLLL gather around Wild.)
Wild: First, Wild Smurf think we should hold big celebration for Abbiette. She is the smurf that saved me and my friends.
Party: You mean, like a party?
Wild: Yeah, a - what you said - party.
Party: Hooray! Parties are my specialty!
Papa: And what is the second thing you wanted to tell us?
Wild: Wild Smurf tell you after par-thing--Uh, party.
(At the party...)
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