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smurflina
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posted 03-25-2016 02:16 PM
abbiette grinned "let's see if yah be winin this year redneck! She said wearing her plaid green kilt dress. "I be the strongest ye know ! She grins. "Let the beat smurf of smurfette win. She picks up a boulder like its a rubber ball to warm up.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-25-2016 03:20 PM
Redneck: ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) Ah, lass....
Lumberjack: Uh, Abbiette, you better get your seat, the games will start in 20 min...
Abiette: Alright Lumberjack!
(Then, after everyone 'sept a few Smurfs, Gusty and Redneck Smurfette started to stretch )sort of(... )
Hefty: What kind of a stretch is that Redneck?!
Redneck: Well, I can't stretch certain ways, and I found this more effective. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
(Then, Gusty got a sly grin on his face....Picked up a pole and pretended to examine it. When Redneck Smurfette bent over to stretch, Gusty swung the pole and tripped her)
Redneck: Ouf!
Lumberjack: (rolling up his sleeve) Why you...!
Redneck: No lad! Save it! I'm fine, it didn't hurt. Besides, the games start in 15 min.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 03-25-2016 03:36 PM
Pranky laughs in the stands "that was a surprise!"
Angerette : meh...(rolls eyes)
Reporter: that's a good scoop!
Buffy: gee wish I could join.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-25-2016 05:47 PM
Pranky: Maybe you can after the games Buffy!
Drummer: Attention! All the Judges must report to the Judge stand immediately!
Lumberjack: Well, I'll see you later lass there's only ten min. till the games! May good luck be your friend!
Redneck: Thankya lad!
Drummer: Attention all Smurfs! The games will be starting! Let me once again announce our Judges...
(As Drummer continues to do so...meanwhile...)
Gusty: Well lass, may the best smurf-
Redneck: ...Or Smurfette
Both: (Shake hands with competitive looks in their eyes) Win!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-26-2016 07:49 AM
Harmony: (next to the Judge's stand) Will there be any music during the games?
Handy: Well, I don't know..... Do you Smurfs wan't music during the Games?
Every Smurf: Yes!
Handy: Alright! For each event, we'll have Redneck Smurfette and Gusty pick a song for each event!
Hefty: During the games, we will have the Caber toss, the stone put, the hammer throw, the weight throw, the Sheaf toss, and the weight over the bar!
Gusty: Ladies first....
Redneck: The song that I want played when it's my turn is...."Tell me ma!"
Gusty: Mine is "the battle of Stirling!"
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 03-26-2016 10:38 AM
melody: (sing song voice) oh such cool choices!
pushover smurf: keep it down
melody: laughs) soooooo negative
pushover: shhhhhhh!
melody: blah! blah! blah!
miner; faith be gonin those smurfs cant be agreeing on anything
seamtress: welp....they cant agree on style
buffy looks over "those two had problem getting along since....well to long to remmeber
lumberjack: walks up to the stands) ai there so oppisite but like they say opposites attract.
pushover and melody bickering
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-26-2016 11:08 AM
Miner: True!.....
Handy: I can see them together.....
Lumberjack: Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves lad...
(Meanwhile, Papa Smurf heads to the games and meets with Tailor and Century)
Papa: Ah, I can't wait to see how the games turn out...
Tailor: I agree Papa Smurf! You should see the songs that Gusty and Redneck Smurfette picked out!
Papa: Songs?
Century: Yes Papa Smurf. It was decided that Redneck Smurfette and Gusty would get to play their song when it was their turn.
Papa: I see....What songs did they pick out?
Century: Well, Redneck Smurfette picked out "Tell me ma" and Gusty picked out "The battle of Stirling"
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 03-26-2016 11:47 AM
pranky grins and puts a whoopie cushion on papa smurfs seat
pranky;hehe sees papa come up to the bleachers
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-26-2016 11:51 AM
(Papa Smurf sits down to find out that he'd been pranked...)
Papa: Ok, which Smurf did this...?!
Pranky: I think it was Jokey....
Papa: Wait til i get him....
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 03-26-2016 12:02 PM
pranky: laughs) ok papa but he could out prank u
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-26-2016 01:27 PM
Tailor: Oh! The Games are starting!
Hefty: Welcome Every Smurf To The Games! Our Competitors are Gusty Smurf and Redneck Smurfette!
Hefty: The first game will be the hammer throw! Redneck Smurfette will go first!
Redneck: Hit it Smurfs!
(She starts )a wee bit after( the Smurfs sing...)
Sham Rock - Tell Me Ma with lyrics
(When Redneck Smurfette throws the hammer...)
Miner: Hmm..Impressive...
Hefty: (Announces) And now, it is Gusty Smurf's turn!
Gusty: Smurf!
(Again, the Smurfs start to sing)
Braveheart Soundtrack - The Battle Of Stirling
(Gusty threw, but got it slightly behind Redneck Smurfette's...)
Handy: (Announces) Redneck Smurfette wins the first round!
Gusty: Bah! It was only by a wee bit...!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 03-26-2016 01:31 PM
Countrette : whoooooo! Go Redneck!
Abbiette: eh gutsy was a wee bit close country.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-26-2016 01:54 PM
Hefty: The next event will be the Stone put. Gusty will no go first.
Century: Man...I wish Papa Smurf would Stop this, but he seems to be enjoying it...
(Gusty them makes his throw and makes it pretty far...Then Redneck throws, but fails to make it farther then Gusty)
Handy: The winner of the final event is Gusty!
Gusty: Ha! Didn't think it'd be this hard ,huh, lass?
(Redneck Smurfette just glared...)
Hefty: Alright every Smurf! It's time for the weight over the bar!
Handy: Being the winner of the last event, Gusty will go first!
Gusty: Watch just how hard it is lass...haha!
(Gusty makes his best effort to make it over the bar, but fails by hitting the bar)
(Redneck Smurfette doesn't say a word, but trows her weight over the bar and makes it! When she comes back to where Gusty is standing...)
Redneck: Your right lad! That was Hard...! Is That why you weren't able to make it over the bar?!
Gusty: grrr..... ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 03-26-2016 02:03 PM
Pratt: laughs) oooooo haha
Abbiette: well? Eh yah gotta be kidding that was a right tough challenge there
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-26-2016 03:09 PM
Hefty: Well, the fourth event will be the weight throw!
Handy: Haven't they thrown enough weights already?
Hefty: Sush!
Buffy: Haha! Aint this a laugh!
(But while Buffy is laughing, she drops her bag of Smurfberries that she was eating on...)
Hefty: First up, Redneck Smurfette!
(Redneck goes to make her move, but then trips on some Smurf berries and falls and drops her weight!)
Hefty: Well, that counts for no points, next!
Redneck: Smurf! Wait...Who the heck dropped Smurf berries everywhere?
(Up in the seats...)
Countryette: Umm, aren't those your Smurf berries Buffy?
Buffy: Uh..um...No! Some other Smurf Must'f dropped them!
(Gusty goes to make his throw and makes it)
Handy: Next up, the sheaf toss!
Century: Oh, Papa Smurf, you can't let them do the Sheaf toss!
Papa: Why on earth is that Century?
Century: Well, do you know what the Sheaf toss is?
Papa: Uhh... No.
Century: Well, the sheaf toss is when some Smurf uses a pitchfork to hurl a burlap bag stuffed with straw or wheat and is tossed over the competitor's head! For Humans, the bag has to weigh at least 16 pounds! Think of how much those Smurfs will be tossing over each other's heads! They Could get hurt!
Papa: Oh, well, in that case, I'll go talk to the judges.
(A little while later....)
Hefty: Uh...Due to some technical problems, we will have to cancel the Sheaf toss and go straight to the Caber toss!
Handy: And to create some excitement, we will have the competitors go at the same time!
Countryette: Oh...this has gotta be good!
(The two Smurfs do the Caber toss, but find out some bad news....)
(As Handy goes to find out who win...)
Handy: It's a tie!! They both made the same distance!!!
RednecK: A tie?!!
Gusty: A tie!?!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-31-2016 03:10 PM
Century: So... Do Redneck and Gutsy need to do the Caber toss again?
Hefty: No, I think they're supposed to play rock, paper, smurfers.
Papa: I just realized that because I finished the project with the shamrock, Gutsy and Redneck can do the sheaf toss, and they won't get hurt!
Century: I'm sure you know what you're doing, Papa, but I just don't feel good about this.
(But the judges already heard Papa Smurf.)
Drummer Smurf: ATTENTION SMURFS! THE, UM, TECHNICAL PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN RESOLVED, AND WE ARE DOING THE SHEAF TOSS NOW!
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-31-2016 05:21 PM
Redneck: You first lad...I'm not exactly sure how to do this so I need you to show me.
Gusty: Umm, ok lass.
( [B]Meanwhile...[B] )
Century: Hey Lumberjack, how's it smurfing?
Lumberjack: Oh, smurfin fine lad, you?
Century: Oh, fine...I'm just worried about the other Smurfs...
Lumberjack: Oh, I wouldn't worry your Smurfs about that laddie.
Century: Wait...Your also Irish...And very prideful...Why aren't you so bothered by Gusty?
Lumberjack: Well, over the years, I've gotten some-what used to his dúr remarks, which aren't true anyway... But me lass hasn't been here that long and hasn't gotten used to..uh..Gusty.
Century: True...But still-
Lumberjack: They'll do fine laddie. Hey, Let's make our way to the front!
Century: Oh, ok.
(Anyway...Back to the games down there...)
(Gusty makes his move while Redneck Smurfette watches carefully...being a wee bit confused...Gusty walks back while the Smurfs cheer)
Hefty: [B]It is now Redneck Smurfette's turn![B]
Redneck: Umm...ok!
(Then as Lumberjack and Century are making their way to the bottom, Century sees what Redneck Smurfette starts to do, and-)
Century: [B]No! Not like that! You're going to-[B]
Redneck: [B]AGGHHH!!![B]
Lumberjack: Lassie!
(And the two Smurfs ran to her)
Century: You're not supposed to do it like that! You'll mess up you're arm!
Redneck: Man!... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-01-2016 12:50 PM
Redneck: Well, uh...Did I win?....
Lumberjack: No lass. You got it pretty far, but Gusty beat you.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-01-2016 02:31 PM
Redneck: Oh, rats! I was trying to prove we Irish are smurfier than the Scottish.
Century: What matters is that you're OK.
Lumberjack: Yah, that's far more important than winning a few games!
Papa: Perhaps this can be a lesson to you. You shouldn't endanger yoursmurf because you are a little too obstinate. And Scottish is just as smurfy as Irish. Remember, all smurfs are created equal! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Party: Now let's go have a party! I always have one on Friday, but maybe we can have it a day early.
Redneck: You're just wanting to celebrate Gutsy's victory!
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-01-2016 02:33 PM
(St Patrick's Day was Thursday.)
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-01-2016 02:34 PM
Redneck: Yah, ok...
Lumberjack: When we get to the party, do you wanna dance?
Redneck: Sure!
Redneck: Oh! And maybe I can teach you a few dance steps Century!
Century: Ok.
(At the party...)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-02-2016 02:00 PM
Harmony: Party wouldn't let me provide the music today!
Redneck: That's because you were a wee bit off-key last week!
Harmony: Clearly you aren't familiar with the song I played!
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-02-2016 02:27 PM
Harmony: hmph! Every Smurf is a critique!
Lumberjack: What do you wanna drink guys?
Party: I'll have some Smurfberry juice!
Century: Same!
Redneck: Can I have some Sarsaparilla?
Party: Well I donno, can you?
Redneck:
Party: (whispers to Century) That always bugs her...
(However, Redneck Smurfette heard and...)
Redneck: Hahaha! Well, you're just jealous 'cause I grammer gooder then you!
Party:
Century: You Smurfs are weird.... ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
(Then Gusty came along...)
Gusty: Well lookie there Smurfs! Its #2ette!
Century: She didn't lose every event you know...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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posted 04-02-2016 02:52 PM
Gutsy: Yah, I know.
Century: Oh, I forgot that you have sarsaparilla tea here! I forgot to have some at teatime today.
Gutsy: (To himself) One would think he was British...
Party: CAN I HAVE EVERYSMURF'S ATTENTION, PLEASE? In honor of Gutsy Smurf, Poet is going to play "The Battle of Stirling" on his lyre!
Harmony: You know, I should be playing it instead of him.
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