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Topic: St patty smurf rp
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smurflina
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posted 03-17-2016 06:06 AM
Its a wonderful spring morning and all the smurfs are preparing for the festival of clovers. But things are getting a bit "unlucky around the village"
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-17-2016 03:38 PM
(Clumsy destroys the big parade float)
(Gutsy and Redneck are arguing over whether Irish is smurfier than Scottish)
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-17-2016 04:51 PM
Haha! Nice add Century!
(Hefty Smurf drops some boards on Lumberjack's foot)
Redneck: Laddie! Let me help ya! (as she runs over to Lumberjack)
Gusty: Ha! At least a Scott doesn't just leave a conversation for no reason!
Redneck: (as she jerks her head around) You mean helping a fellow Smurf ain't a good excuse?!
Gusty: Aww, Lumberjack can take care of himself! Your just trying to find an excuse to get out of the conversation because the Scottish are better and you know it!
(Hearing that, Redneck drops Lumberjack's arm and marches back to Gusty)
Redneck: Why you!..... ![[Mad]](mad.gif) (she says as she rolls up her sleeves)
(Then the two go at it yellin and fightin so much that it scares the other Smurfs away.)
(Then Papa Smurf runs up to the two.....)
Papa: My little Smurf and Smurfette Stop!
Redneck: Papa Smurf! Today is St. Patrick's Day! The day of the Irish! And THIS Scott claims that it's just a day fo' drunks! And that It don't matter!
Gusty: Aww Papa Smurf! She's exaggerating! I can't blame her though, with Irish blood, she can't help but fight....No matter how much she looses! ![[Angel Smurf]](graemlins/Angel_Smurf.gif)
Redneck: Why You - !
Papa: THAT"S ENOUGH!!! Go to your houses! Both of you!
(And the two go to their houses shaking their fists at each other)
Papa: I can't worry about this right now....March 17th is supposed to be a day of luck!....But lately, today has been very unlucky! hmm...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-18-2016 08:06 AM
(Later, Redneck goes to Chef Smurf's restaurant for lunch.)
Chef: Today, I fixed some lasagna and manicotti, for St Patrick's Day!
Redneck: WHAT?! What about corned beef and cabbage?
Chef: St Patrick's parents were Italian. Actually, Italy was called Rome in those days, but anyway... I decided to start a tradition! We'll have Italian food every St. Patty's Day!
(This made Redneck very upset)
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-18-2016 08:56 AM
Redneck: Umm.....Thanks Chief for uh...the food.
Chief: Don't worry Redneck Smurfette, I'll make a real tasty Irish Supper tonight!
Gusty: (carrying off his food) HA! You should be grateful for what ya get lass! It's not like March 17th is a special day! (And walks off laughing)
Redneck: (Throws down her fork) Why that littl'-!
(But just as soon as she was about to reach the door...)
Century: Whatcha doing Redneck Smurfette?
Redneck: I'm a-gonna show that smurf who's boss!
Century: And how do you plan to do that?
Redneck: I donno yet, but when I get there-- he don't want me there!
Century: Redneck, you know the real reason for St. Patrick's Day, don't let that Scott bother you!
Lumberjack: That's right lassie! Let's get 'em in a different way....Let's beat him at his own game, Scottish with games!!
Meanwhile.....
Papa Smurf: (looking through his books) Hmm...Why are we having such bad luck...?!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-18-2016 08:58 AM
Redneck Smurfette: Scottish games?!?
Lumberjack: Exactly! If you beat him at his own games, he'll know that your boss!
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"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-18-2016 09:53 AM
Century: (under his breath) Uh-oh. I'd better warn Papa Smurf!
(Later, at Papa Smurf's place)
Century: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Papa: What is it, my little Century?
Century: I think Redneck and Lumberjack are still pretty mad at Gutsy.
Papa: Well, yes, I expect it to take a little while for Redneck and Gutsy to be back to their old smurfs. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Century: But Redneck and Lumberjack are going to avenge themsmurfs!
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posted 03-18-2016 10:39 AM
Papa: Oh, umm, I guess that this is worth looking into!
(As Papa Smurf approaches Redneck Smurfette....)
Papa: Redneck Smurfette! Are you planning vengeance against some Smurf?
Redneck: Who told you that Papa Smurf?
Papa: Century Smurf did. Now, are you planning to have a fight with Gusty?
Redneck: Oh no Papa Smurf.
Papa: Hmmm....Ok, I better be going, I have research to do.
(And Papa Smurf goes off.)
Redneck: Century! Did you tell Papa Smurf that I was fight with Gusty?
Century: Well, not exactly. I just didn't want any fighting going around. You aren't mad, are you?
Redneck: I'm not mad. And I'm not going to fight with Gusty....yet.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-18-2016 02:45 PM
Century: (under his breath) Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?
(Meanwhile, Papa Smurf is trying to figure out why the smurfs are having such bad luck)
Papa: (consulting his books) Hmm... Aha! I knew there was something in here about bad luck. (reading from the book) "Bad luck may be caused by an action of smurfing a leaf off of a four-leaf clover." Oh-no! The clover Poet found had four leaves, and the last time I saw it, it looked like it only had three leaves.
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-18-2016 03:00 PM
Papa: There must be a cure!
(He looks in another book for a cure.)
Papa: Aha! Here's a potion.
(Here is the recipe for the potion)
1/2 cup rose hips
1 cup ginger root
8 sunflower petals
Papa: Now what am I supposed to do with the potion after making it? Ah! Here it is. (reading from the book) "Dip the broken clover in the potion and let it sit for 5 hours. Next, bury the clover in a pile of compost and cover the compost with thatch." What a strange cure! But, if it's in this book, I guess it's worth a smurf.
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-18-2016 04:32 PM
(Then Papa Smurf shouts to everyone not to disturb him under ANY circumstances)
Century: Well, I'd better keep my eye on those three Smurfs just in case....
Meanwhile.......
Lumberjack: So ya got it lass?
Redneck: Yes laddie! HE's gonna get it! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
(As the two Smurfs approach Gusty, they find him bragging about the Scottish to the other Smurfs!)
Redneck: Hey you! Scott!
(Gusty turns around, looks at Redneck Smurfette, turns back to the other Smurfs and says...)
Gusty: You see ladds! The Irish are not only loud, but rude!
Redneck: Gusty, were gonna settle this once and for all! I challenge you to your own game!
Gusty: What?!
Redneck: You heard me! The Caber toss, the stone put, the hammer throw, the weight throw, the Sheaf toss, and the weight over the bar!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-19-2016 11:59 AM
(Before Gutsy can react, Century runs in between Redneck and Gutsy)
Century: You can't do those games! They're only for muscular smurfs, like Hefty!
Redneck: If Gutsy's really gutsy, he'll accept my challenge! Now, I'd appreciate if you get out of the way. We need to clear some space.
(Century isn't very brave. He ran quick as lightning, not just because he didn't want to get hurt, but because he was headed for Papa Smurf's house. And when he saw the "DO NOT DISTURB" sign, he was very upset.)
Century: Now what am I gonna do? ![[Confused]](confused.gif) Wait--I know! I'll go to Hefty's house. Maybe he can do SOMEthing about this crisis!
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-19-2016 12:05 PM
Meanwhile, at Papa Smurf's lab...
Papa: I'm glad Farmer could help me with those sunflower petals, the ginger root, and the rose hips.
(Presently, Papa was mixing the ingredients.)
Papa: There! Now I've got to go to Poet's house, and get the clover!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-19-2016 04:04 PM
(Then Century ran to Hefty's house)
Century: Hefty! Hefty! (He yelled as he banged on the door until Hefty opened the door)
Hefty: (Lifting weights) What is it Century? Your acting like some Smurf is going to get killed!
Century: I think....I think one of them might!...huff! huff!
Hefty: What do you mean?
Century: Red...Redneck Smurfette challenged Gusty to Scottish games!
Hefty: Hmmm...Redneck Smurfette and Gusty....This might be interesting!...
Century: Aren't you going to stop them Hefty?!
Hefty: Why? I wanna see who wins!
Century: Oh well, I might of well check to see if I can see Papa Smurf now....
(But by the time Century Smurf got to Papa Smurf's house, he was already hard at work with the 'no disturbance' sign on the door)
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"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-20-2016 12:16 PM
Papa: Now I'll dip this clover in the potion.
(Dips clover) Now to let that sit awhile. I'd better go to Farmer's house to make certain he has smurfed a pile of compost.
(Back at Hefty's Place...)
(Hefty sees Century going back to Redneck and Gutsy.)
Hefty: I'd better smurf on over there. I don't want to miss the games! (Follows Century)
Gutsy: Oh, hi, Hefty!
(Hefty notices that Gutsy seems very excited to see him.)
Hefty: Hi, Gutsy! ![[Wink]](wink.gif) I heard there was gonna be a competition.
Gutsy: Yeah, well, about that... Um, uh, I was wonderin' if maybe you would like to c-compete instead of, uh, instead of me.
Hefty: But--
Gutsy: ...in exchange for a bucket of smurfberries.
(A bucket of smurfberries has a very big value.)
Hefty: Wow. Uh... sure!
Gutsy: Really? Oh, I thank you smurfly!
Hefty: Yes, yes, I just happen to like smurfberries.
Century: (Under his breath) Uh-oh. This isn't what was supposed to happen. I thought Hefty was gonna break up the fight somehow!
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posted 03-20-2016 12:42 PM
Hefty: Oh, uh Gusty! What do I have to do?
Gusty: Well, ladd, during the games, it's just a bunch of heavy things that you have to throw. You can't wear gloves. You have to wear a kilt-
Hefty: Wait! wait! Is a kilt one of those things that you're wearing there?
Gusty: Well, yes, but-
Hefty: No way am I wearing a skirt! If I want some smurfberries, I can go get them myself!
Gusty: It is not a skirt ladd!
(Hearing the two Smurf's yelling over at each other, Redneck Smurfette makes her way over there)
Redneck: Efin Begorra! What is goin on here?
(Hefty points at Gusty)
Hefty: That Smurf want's me to wear a skirt like he does!
Redneck: ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) It's a kilt ladd, not a skirt.
Gusty: See!? Even the Irish can see what it is!
(Redneck Smurfette just glares at Gusty and then goes back to Hefty)
Redneck: Why would you need to wear a kilt anyway ladd?
Hefty: Well, uh...umm...the games...
Redneck: But your not in the games! You ain't Irish nor Scottish!
Hefty: Well, umm, Gusty asked me to for him!
Redneck: What's the matter ladd? Are you scanraithe?
Gusty: I ain't scared of no one lassie! I just wanted to save you the trouble of being beat and humiliated....If being Irish ain't humiliating enough...
Redneck: Why you cearc gutless! Were doing the games tonight, and you can't do nothing to keep me from beating you!
(Then Redneck marches away to Lumberjack and some other Smurfs who are setting op the games and she joins in and helps them finish setting up. Meanwhile, Hefty tries to keep from laughing while Gusty glares at him...)
Century: (From a distance watching...) Well, they definitely aren't backing out of it now....
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posted 03-20-2016 04:44 PM
Lumberjack: How soon til' it's finished Handy?
Handy: It'll be ready by this afternoon, I'm estimating about 6 ish....
Redneck: Mór! We'll hold the games at 7:03.
Hefty: Why at 7:03 and not 7pm?
Redneck: "7" and "3" are lucky numbers.
Lumberjack: If you win lass, what is the first thing that you wanna do?
Redneck: Hmmm...I want to grab a BIG basket of shamrocks and throw them everywhere....Including all over Gusty Smurf!
(Seeing that he couldn't get Papa Smurf, Century still made an effort to stop the games....)
Century: Redneck Smurfette, why do you want to do the games anyway?
Redneck: 'Cause I'm tired of hearing that the Irish are nothin but dúr, drunkin, and all that we do is fight. I ain't gonna take it no more... Especially by no Scott!
Century: But it's St. Patrick's day!!!
Redneck: Century, we're just doin games! I ain't beating him up....Just games....
Century: (To himself) Aww man!
(Then Century spotted Gusty and tried to talk to him)
Century: Gusty! Could you please call the games off?!
Gusty: Not now. I need to show that lass who's boss.
(Seeing that he had no luck, Century tried Papa's house again and found him!)
Century: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Papa: What is it Century?
Century: It's Gusty Smurf and Redneck Smurfette!
Papa: Is any smurf hurt?
Century: Well, uh...no.
Papa: Well, then what's going on?
Century: Well, Redneck Smurfette challenged Gusty to Scottish games.
Papa: Hmm...An Irish Smurf, challenging and Scottish Smurf to Scottish games....interesting...
Century: Are you going to stop them Papa Smurf?
Papa: I see no harm in them doing a few games.... I think I'll go to watch!
Century: But Papa Smurf....
Papa: What time does the event start?
Century: 7:03.....
Papa: Do you mean 7pm or 7:30?
Century: No, 7:03. She says that "7" and "3" are lucky numbers....
Papa: Ok, well, let's make our way over there
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"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-21-2016 07:20 AM
Century: I don't think you understand, Papa. Scottish games are dangerous!
Papa: Oh, really? What kind of games are they?
Century: They're games in which smurfs lift and throw huge logs, weights, and stones!
Papa: Oh, my. Well, then we'd better make sure the smurfs play far enough away from the village so that no windows get broken.
Century: But I'm afraid some smurfs' bones may get broken!
Papa: Hmm... How long will the log be?
Century: It'll be longer than any of us are tall!
Papa: Well, then... I've got it! I'll make sure my smurfs wear helmets, so that they'll be smurf. I don't want anysmurf having to go to Doctor Smurf's place!
Century: ![[Frown]](frown.gif) Well, on a different note, why did you have a 'no disturbance' sign on the door?
Papa: Well, I was kind of going to keep it a secret for awhile, but I guess I can tell you.
(Papa shows Century what he found in the books)
Century: So, Poet's clover is in that soup?
Papa: (Laughing) No, that's the potion.
Century: When will the clover be ready?
Papa: Actually, It only needs to sit for 45 more minutes.
Century: I'm getting rather hungry. It's 5:30 already. (His tummy growls.)
Papa: Yes, it is. Chef's place is open for dinner. Let's get something to eat, then I can come back and finish working on this broken four-leaf clover.
(Papa and Century head toward Chef Smurf's place. As they are walking, they talk.)
Century: Chef said that he was going to fix an authentic Irish dinner.
Papa: That's what I was hoping. I thought it was strange that lunch was Italian.
Century: Yeah, Redneck got "a wee bit" upset about that. ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
Papa: I went out to the dam earlier, and there weren't any smurfs working.
Century: Don't you remember, Papa? You said we could all get the day off.
Papa: Oh, that's right! My memory's not as good as it used to be. I'm 546 years old... I'm no longer 100, like yoursmurf.
(The two smurfs arrived at Chef's place. The saw Redneck Smurfette, who was supping. She certainly was enjoying her corned beef and cabbage.)
Papa: Hi, Redneck Smurfette! Century was telling me about the Scottish games you're going to play with Gutsy, and I want to make sure you're going to wear helmets.
Century: (Thinking to himself) I don't think helmets are going to be enough to keep Gutsy from ... f-f-from... smurfing. I wonder if I'm in Gutsy's will...
(Note: 'sup' is an old word meaning 'to eat dinner or supper')
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posted 03-21-2016 08:15 AM
Redneck: Aww, Papa Smurf....We don't need any helmets! Don't worry, Century, we'll be fine
Century: But what if some Smurf gets hurt?
Redneck: Well, all the Smurfs will be watching from a distance, no Smurf will be hurt. ....Yum! This is what I call food! ![[yum!]](graemlins/yumyum.gif)
Papa: Are you sure that it's completely safe Redneck Smurfette?
Redneck: Yup! The Smurfs are at a safe distance, and the only thing that could happen to me or Gusty is that we might pull a muscle....But that's about it.
Papa: Redneck, are you doing this because you hate Gusty?....
Redneck: Oh no Papa Smurf! I don't hate 'em! I don't hate nobody 'sept for Gargamel and Azrael...
Papa: Well, then why are you doing this?
Redneck: Well, because I don't like bein told the things that have been said lately about the Irish...'Specially today...And we ain't better then no other Smurf and No other Smurf is better then us. We aren't gonna fight Papa Smurf, just some friendly littl' games.
Century: Yah, some "little" games....
Redneck: Are you gonna come and watch Papa Smurf?
Papa: Well, I think that I better.
Redneck: Ceart go leor! I'll see you later then! Thankyou for the amazing suipéar Chief!
Chief: You're welcome Redneck Smurfette! It was my pleasure!
Redneck: Bye Papa, bye Century, don't you be worrying, nothing is going to happen.
Papa: Bye!
Century: Bye!
Redneck: (as she exits the mushroom...) When Irish eyes are smiling, oh, tis like a Morn in Spring! In the lilt of Irish Laughter, you can hear the angles sing....
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posted 03-21-2016 09:36 AM
(Papa and Century stay and eat)
Century: Mmmm! Not just anysmurf can cook cabbage as well as Chef does!
(Later...)
Papa: That was a good meal! Now I need to finish working on the clover! The clover will be buried in compost and covered in thatch by 7:00, just in time for the games!
Century: So, this thing that you're doing with the clover is going to make Redneck change her mind about fighting Gutsy?
Papa: Well, hopefully, it will cause them to decide to wear helmets.
Century: I'm not sure that will be enough to keep them safe.
Papa: I wouldn't be too worried. Well, I've got to go to my lab. Bye!
Century: Bye.
(Papa leaves.)
Century: (Thinking to himself) I think I'll visit the authorities. Police smurf, that is! Maybe he can help keep the other smurfs safe at the games!
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posted 03-21-2016 09:59 AM
(Then, Century Smurf goes to see Police Smurf, who happens to be at the area where the games will take place sula i bhfad)
Century: Police Smurf! Could you do me a favor?
Police Smurf: I'm all ears!
Century: If the games get out of hand, would you "take control"?
Police: Don't worry Century! I've read all the rules to the games, and I know what the consequences might be. If something goes wrong, I'll be there to help
(Then Redneck Smurfette, Gusty, Hefty, and Lumberjack Smurf walk up)
Redneck: Century! Are you goin to watch the games ladd?
Century: Well, I guess so...
Hefty: Enough talk! You Smurfs should be training! You two go over there and lift weights and above all--stretch!
Redneck: Ok, ladd!
Gusty: Right Hefty!
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posted 03-21-2016 03:09 PM
(There was now only one hour 'til the games. Many smurfs started crowding around the area where the games would take place.)
Brainy: (Outside his house) According to my calculations, there is a 56.9 chance of somesmurf getting hurt.
Century: Well, I guess that's not terribly high...
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posted 03-21-2016 04:49 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Century Smurf:
(There was now only one hour 'til the games. Many smurfs started crowding around the area where the games would take place.)
Brainy: (Outside his house) According to my calculations, there is a 56.9 chance of somesmurf getting hurt.
Century: Well, I guess that's not terribly high...
(Uhh...I may not be part of this, but...Nikki would point out that's more than half, and then that Brainy is always wrong anyways! )
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-21-2016 05:07 PM
Century: Just wondering, but, who do you think is going to win?
Brainey: Well, I don't know Century... I'd say it's a 50-50 chance.
(Then, Century leaves Brainey's house and see's Tailor walking with two dress boxes in his hands)
Century: Hi Tailor! What are you doing?
Tailor: Well, I've got two special orders for the games!
Century: The games?...
Tailor: Well, Yes! (and holds up the two outfits) The blue kelt is for Gusty, and the green irish dress is for Redneck Smurfette! Do you like them?
Century: Well, yes! They are very nice...Umm, are you going to watch Tailor?
Tailor: Well, yes! Every Smurf is! Why do you ask?
Century: Well, don't you think that it's dangerous?
Tailor: Well, they lift heavy objects every day...Why should this be different, except for that their competing?
Century: Well....
Tailor: Come on! The games will start soon Let's get some good seats!
(At the games...)
Tailor: Redneck Smurfette! Gusty!
Gusty: What is it ladd?
Tailor: Well, I got you two some special ordered outfits for the games!
Redneck: Well, thanka Tailor!
(After the two put on their outfits....)
Tailor: Do they fit ok?
Gusty: Perfect ladd!
Redneck: Same here! Thankyou Tailor!
Lumberjack: Wow lassie....You look really smurfy in that dress... ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
(All the Smurfs turn to see, 'cause they rarely see her in a dress...Ever!)
Gusty: Yah...She does look pretty nice.
Redneck: Same to you lad.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-22-2016 10:24 AM
Drummer: Attention every Smurf! The official Judges for today's Games will be: Handy, Hefty, Jokey, and Miner! Cheer flags and giant foam hands will be smurfed at the stand!
Hefty: Foam Hands?!
Handy: (As he's holding one behind his back) The Smurfs like them... ![[Clown Smurf]](graemlins/Clown_Smurf.gif)
Drummer: Attention every Smurf! The games will start in 30 min. Find your seats!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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