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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-02-2016 03:18 PM
Redneck: It's ok Harmony...
Harmony: But he's always off tune!
Redneck: Just try to enjoy the party laddie....
Harmony: oh, alright.
(After the song was over...)
Redneck: Ehh, that song wasn't so bad....
(On stage, Gusty was about to recieve an award when Jokey came onstage with a box that was supposed to be holding the medal)
Gusty: Where is it lad?
Jokey: Haha! In the box!
Gusty: This isn't one of those 'surprise' boxes that explode in Smurf's faces, is it?
Jokey: Oh no.....Just open it to get your medal!
(Gusty opens the box and a bunch of Smurfberry Jam splatters all over him!)
EverySmurf & Redneck: hahahaha!
Lumberjack: Pst! Come here lass!
Redneck: what is it laddie?
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posted 04-04-2016 09:18 AM
Lumberjack: Clumsy Smurf went out of the village to pick smurfberries, and he just came back. He claims he saw G-G-Gargamel!
Scaredy: (*Panicking*) Run for your smurfs!
Redneck: calm down, Scaredy. I'm sure there's nothing to be afraid of. After all-
Lumberjack: Shh! Not so loud, lassie. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) I think I hear something.
Party: Well, most of us smurfs are here, so we're kind of safe.
(The smurfs hear heavy footsteps in the distance)
Century: Some smurf needs to alert Papa Smurf--Quickly!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-04-2016 09:32 AM
Scaredy: Ah! The float brought bad luck!
Redneck: We have to make sure that it's actually him though! Come on!
Century: But- uh, Papa Smurf need to- oh ok. Scaredy, you tell Papa Smurf! I need to make sure that these Smurfs don't get into too much trouble!
Scaredy: Oh...Ok Century! I'll try!
(Meanwhile in the forest)
(Redneck Smurfette, Lumberjack, and Century go to see if it's really Gargamel...)
RednecK; Oh, that's Gargamel alright!
Lumberjack: We need to create a diversion to lead him away from the village...
(But at that moment....Azrael pounced on the Smurfs and caught Lumberjack by the shirt!)
Redneck: You Smurfeded Beast! Leggo!
(Century Smurf and Redneck Smurfette grabbed to Lumberjack's hands and pulled as hard as they could! Then Lumberjack's shirt ripped and was able to run free again!)
Century: Quick! To the log by Smurf river! We'll loose them there!
(But then, while the three Smurfs were running, they all looked back to see how far behind Azrael was and they ran right into Gargamel and fell over!)
Gargamel: Hahaha! Well look here! Three little blue guests! ![[Gargamel]](graemlins/gargamel.gif)
(And he snatched them up and took them back to his hovel)
Century: I wonder what's going to happen to us?...
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-05-2016 07:41 AM
(Back at the party, Party was calling the roll.)
Party: So, almost all of the smurfs are here, which is good, because there's safety in numbers. The only smurfs that aren't here are Scaredy and Papa.
(Meanwhile, at Papa's place...)
Scaredy: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
Papa: (*Opening the door*) What is it, Scaredy Smurf? ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Scaredy: G-G-Gargamel! He's, he's...
Papa: He's where? Surely not in the village!
Scaredy: Well, Clumsy was picking berries, and Gargamel saw him.
Papa: Clumsy?! He's not supposed to pick berries. He always wanders too far out of the village.
Scaredy: Well, I guess he went without telling anysmurf. Everysmurf is over at Party's place. Come quick, please!
(Papa rushed over to the party with Scaredy holding his hand.)
Papa: (Thinks to himself) Well, I have taught my smurfs to hold hands when crossing the street, but not since they were smurflings! I guess Scaredy needs comfort, though, especially right now.
Party: Oh, it's great to see you, Papa Smurf! ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
Hefty: Shouldn't the other smurfs be back by now?
Handy: Yeah. I was thinking, do you remember when Wild Smurf fought Gargamel and saved us?
Hefty: Oh, yeah!
(Wild Smurf lives in the forest. And much to the smurfs' good fortune, he saw Gargamel going to his hovel with three smurfs.)
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-05-2016 08:01 AM
Papa: Is any Smurf accounted for?
Scaredy: Well..Uh...No.
(Meanwhile at Gargamel's place...)
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posted 04-06-2016 12:28 PM
(Gargamel locks the three smurfs, Redneck, Century, and Lumberjack into a cage.)
Gargamel: Now I have you, my litttle smurfs!
Lumberjack: I think he's gonna try to kill us and put us in a potion.
Century: Oh, that's just terrible! And I never even got to say goodbye to the other smurfs!
Redneckneck: Well, we've gotta try to escape somehow. Acting like Scaredy Smurf will get us nowhere, Century!
(Meanwhile, in the woods...)
Wild: Oh, no!
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posted 04-06-2016 03:40 PM
(Wild Smurf thinks for a moment about what he should do.)
Wild: I'd better go tell the smurfs (I haven't paid them a visit in a long time), and then smurf that Gargamel guy a piece of me! ![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif)
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posted 04-06-2016 03:47 PM
(Wild Smurfs was swinging by when he saw Lumberjack's ripped shirt on the ground near the hollow log. He immediately knew that the Smurfs were in trouble and remembered the three Smurfs being carried off to Gargamel's, so he went straight to the hovel.)
(Meanwhile at Gargamel's hovel...)
Gargamel: What shall I do to these Smurfs Azrael? hmmm....I know! To get my revenge, I will not eat them, that would be too quick...I shall make them my slaves and they will do my bidding!
Century: What?!
Redneck: Slaves?! Huh! Eat me instead!
Lumberjack: Quiet lassie! We're in enough trouble as it is...
Gargamel: Hmmm....You (and he grabs Lumberjack) shall tend to the fire and the wood... You (and grabs Century) shall take care of my books. And you! (Closes the cage door to temporally leave Redneck Smurfette in the cage) You will do the cooking and the cleaning!
Redneck: Tá tú dúr draoi gránna !
Gargamel: Why you!! If any of you disobey me, I will feed you to Azrael!
(Then the Smurfs became quiet for a few moments)
Gargamel: (at the other end of the hovel, whispering) Azreal, what does "Tá tú dúr draoi gránna !" mean?
Azrael: idonnoo!
(Later on that night, after Gargamel had put them in shackles, the Smurfs work hard...And do a pretty good job...But are already suffering. Century is coughing and sneezing up a storm from all the dust from Gargamel's books; Lumberjack has ash all over him and huffs as he had to lift all of the heavy logs himself; and Redneck Smurfette is busy between preparing Gargamel and Azrael's supper while doing the dishes)
Gargamel: Ah Azrael, this is way better then trying to eat the Smurfs...They always get away that way. Look around! My books are always in order, a warm fire, a clean house and good food, and above all...Entertainment!
Azrael: ![[Azrael]](graemlins/azrael.gif)
(Meanwhile, Wild Smurf is trying to get in, finds out that the window is locked, so tries to go down by the chimney. However, as soon as Wild got up to the chimney and was about to make his way down, Lumberjack threw a piece of wood on the fire which made the smoke and sparks fly up, which made Wild Smurf fall! Luckily, he didn't fall into the fire, but on the side where a bunch of old ash was.)
(Lumberjack saw this and tried o hide him, but...)
Gargamel: Eh?! What was that?
(Gargamel looks about and sees Wild Smurf)
Gargamel: Ah! Another Smurf Slave!
Wild: No! Me no Slave!
(Wild Smurf tried to run and escape, but was caught right at the window)
Gargamel: Ah ha! Now I have four!
Redneck: (In her head...) He must be proud! That schooling paid off!
Gargamel: I'll put you in my hamster wheel! Yawn! But, tomorrow! I'm too tired now!
(Gargamel then put all the Smurfs in separate cages on separate corners of the house)
(After the light's go out...)
Century: It was a good try Wild.
Wild: Hmm, yah.
Lumberjack: Night lassie.
Redneck: Hmm, night...
Century: Do you think that Papa Smurf is looking for us?...
Lumberjack: How? We've been here for hours and not a sign of him.
Redneck: > sigh! < I bet Scardy was too scared to be able to tell Papa Smurf where we are... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Century: Well, we could always hope...
Wild: Hmm, night.
Century: Night.
(The next day...)
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posted 04-08-2016 09:11 AM
Abbiette went into the woods and picked flowers "golly smurf i havent seen redneck. Its smurfin me worrysome...."she pulled at her green dress. It was getting dark but there seemed to be light on still in gargamels. "Oh smurf as me...." She jumped up onto gargamels window ceil and looked in seeing redneck and a few others. She whispers to herself. "I should tell papa smurf....but what would he think and look at how neat gargamels home is....what is gargamel up to?" She was so lost in thoughts. "What would redneck do what would redneck do...." She looks up at the broom handle beside the window. She ponders. "Gargamels asleep maybe i can rescue them unseen? Just maybe..." She slides down onto the ground. "Whoa is me.....what to do....?" She whispers clinging her hands to her hat pulling it over the front of her head worried. "Redneck? You awake??" She says quietly climbing onto the table where the cages are.
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posted 04-08-2016 11:39 AM
Redneck: Huh? What?
Abbiette: I'm going to help you Smurfs. What do you want me to do?
Redneck: For now, keep yourself hidden in that mousehole over there. I don't know where the key is....And right now...I can't come up with any ideas right now.
Abbiette: So, you don't want me to get Papa Smurf?...
Redneck: Not yet. We can't risk any more Smurfs being turned into Gargamel's
sclábhaithe...
Abbiette: Oh, ok. Well, I hope that we can figure out something soon.
Redneck: Me too lass...Night.
Abbiette: Night.
(And Abbiette jumps down and runs to the mouse hole just before Azrael wakes up)
(The next morning...)
Gargamel: Ahhh! I slept well! Did you Azrael?
Azrael: Meow!
Gargamel: Smurfs! Wake up!
Lumberjack: What?...
Gargamel: She has to make me breakfast!
Redneck: Ugggg.... ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
Abbiette: (In her head) Oh, not cool...
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posted 04-11-2016 06:25 AM
abbiette : watches paiently) golly this is getting serious....(she gazes out of the mouse hole . (Thinks: i gotta get azeral in trouble. She pulls out a mouse toy that was hidden in the mouse hole and wines it up and makes it scrury all around.
Azeral chases it and knocks over stuff.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-11-2016 02:59 PM
Gargamel: Azrael, you blasted cat!
Azrael: Meeooooooowr-r-r-r?
Gargamel: Don't go acting all innocent, you-you, little troublemaker!
Century: (Very tired) What was that?
Lumberjack: The bookshelf!
Century: Oh, no! Those books are really valuable!
Redneck: (Getting up to do cooking) I know you really like books, Century, but most of those books are about black magic and evil potions!
Century: I know. But still... They're books just the same. ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
Lumberjack: ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Gargamel: Look what you've done! (*Picking up a ripped book*) This is my favorite potion book, and now the cover's ripped off! Oh, never mind, I'll fix it somehow.
(Gargamel thows Azrael out the door and locks it.)
Century: Now how are we going to get out?!
Lumberjack: (*Sigh*) I don't know.
Gargamel: And don't start scratchin' on the door until I open it!
Azrael: (In slight pain) Meeooo-oo-oo-ow!
Century: Redneck, what DOES "tá tú dúr draoi gránna" mean? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Redneck: He, he, it means "you stupid ugly wizard."
Century: Oh. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Gargamel: Hey, girl smurf! You're supposed to be making my breakfast!
Redneck: Yes, sir.
(Redneck gets up and goes to the kitchen.)
(Gargamel picks up the heavy bookshelf and stands it back up. Then he takes the ripped books so he can try to fix them.)
Gargamel: And you boy smurfs, come over here! I need you to put these books back on the bookshelf and arrange them just like they were!
Redneck: (Thinking to herself) Maybe I could poison Gargamel by putting something toxic in his gruel... No, that'd be too mean. The Bible says to love one's enemies, not poison them!
(Century hands the books to Lumberjack, and Lumberjack climbs up the side of the bookshelf and arranges the books on the shelves.)
Century: (*Whispering*) Hey, Lumberjack!
Lumberjack: Yes, lassie?
Century: (*Whispering*) I wonder if we should pelt Gargamel with books. Do you think that will work?
Lumberjack: Say... Not a bad idea!
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posted 04-11-2016 05:24 PM
(Gargamel is sitting at the table, waiting...Not very patiently for his food until Lumberjack and Century start attacking Gargamel with books and yelling)
Lumberjack: Yahhahhh!
Century: Yaahhhhaahhh!
Gargamel: Oww! Ah! Stupid Smurfs! Ah! Gotcha!
(Gargamel grabs the two Smurfs and glares at them while yelling...)
Gargamel: Why you stupid Smurfs! You've ruined my books! If you ever defy me again, I'll...
Redneck: Ah lad, Next time, Wait for me! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Gargamel: SILENCE!!!! I'll give you exactly three minutes to finish you little Smurfette...Or else.
Redneck: I;m hurrying!
Gargamel: As for you two... Back to work!
(Out of fear, the Smurfs hurry to do their jobs. while waiting to eat, Gargamel rouses Wild and put him to work as well)
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posted 04-12-2016 07:46 AM
Century: So much for pelting Gargamel with books and escaping.
Lumberjack: Yah. Oh, well.
Gargamel: You smurf, with the leafy, green hat! Go do what the other boy smurfs are doing!
(Wild goes to help put away the books.)
Wild: You know, we have names.
Gargamel: I do know that, but I can call you what I like! Just for disrespecting your master (that's me, of course), You won't get any breakfast!
Wild: But sir--
Gargamel: Not another word, you green hat smurf, or you'll have to go hungry all day!
Lumberjack: (*Whispering*) Don't worry. When Redneck's done cooking breakfast, I'll let you have part of my omelette.
(Lumberjack and Wild stare at Century.)
Lumberjack: Well?
Century: Well what?
Lumberjack: (*Whispering*) Aren't you going to offer Wild part of your omelette?
Century: Well...
Lumberjack: (*Whispering*) Wild here came to this hovel to rescue us, and now he's a slave like us. How can you be so selfish?
Century: (*Whispering*) Alright, alright. Wild, I'll give you part of my gruel.
Wild: (Who is too afraid to say anything)
(The smurfs continue working.)
Redneck: Breakfast is smurf!
**Note: In this case, "smurf" means "done."**
Gargamel: Finally!
Wild, Century, and Lumberjack: ![[yum!]](graemlins/yumyum.gif)
(Gargamel gets three omelettes and two big bowls of gruel, leaving for the smurfs only two omelettes to split and four little bowls of gruel.)
Redneck: (*Thinking*) What a glutton!
Gargamel: (*With his mouth full*) You smurfs have 15 minutes to eat, then back to work!
(The time was now 8:00.)
Century: (*Quietly*) Only fifteen minutes?!
(The smurfs rush over to the kitchen, and they each get a bowl of gruel and half of an omelette. Redneck gets the same thing, and goes with the other smurfs to eat on the floor, near the bookshelf.)
Gargamel: (*Sitting in his most comfortable chair*) And don't you smurfs try to hide while you're eating!
(Lumberjack and Century give Wild some of their food, as they had promised. While the smurfs are eating...)
Lumberjack: Thanks for the meal, lassie!
Century: Yeah, Thanks!
Wild: (Who isn't supposed to talk): Mmm-Mmmmmm!
Redneck: Well, I didn't cook it willingly, you know.
Lumberjack: I know, but this food is good! (Jokingly) Maybe you should work at Chef's place, when we get back to the village!
Gargamel: I heard that! Now, don't you start formulating an escape plan!
Lumberjack: Oops...
Redneck: Wait-- What's that thing in the mousehole?
Century: I don't know... Is it a mouse? If so, we'd better set a trap!
Redneck: No, it looks green and blue.
Century: Is it another smurf?
Lumberjack: Hmm... Maybe.
(You probably realize that the "thing" is Abbiette.)
Lumberjack: (*Whispering*) I volunteer Wild to have a look-see.
Century: He is the most brave.
Wild:
(Without saying a word, Wild silently creeps toward the mouse hole.)
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posted 04-12-2016 10:07 AM
Abbiette sees wild come up "oooh smurf ohh no
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posted 04-12-2016 10:43 AM
(With no time to think, and no time to figure out what to do, when Wild Smurf walked into the, Abbiette hid on the corner and quickly covered his mouth. Wild Smurf immediately slapped her hand off and turned around to see who it is and saw Abbiette... He saw that she looked scare, so he didn't act mad)
Wild: What are you doing here?
Abbiette: I'm trying to find out a way to help you Smurfs.
Wild: Well, if you can find a way to break these shackles, that'd be great...
Abbiette: Well, I could-
(Then, The Smurfs heard Gargamel yelling!)
Gargamel: Where is that Smurf!?! Where is he!?! If that Smurf Is not found....!
Wild: Uh-oh! Gotta go! Keep yourself hidden!
Abbiette: Ok!
Gargamel: Well! Where were you Smurf?!
Wild: Uh...I saw a spider, so I chased it off!
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posted 04-12-2016 11:03 AM
Gargamel: Do you think I care about a little spider?! You'd better not be trying to escape! Wait a minute... I told you not to talk! And I saw you other smurfs sneaking green hat smurf food. No food for any of you 'til tomorrow! Not even the girl smurf. I don't want her sneaking you food!
Century: (*Quietly*) Oh, no!
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posted 04-12-2016 11:29 AM
Redneck: (Whispers) Sorry laddie...I'll sneak Ya'll some!
Century: How does he expect us to work if he doesn't feed us?!
Lumberjack: We just have to watch our step and be extra sneaky...
Wild: Sorry Smurfs....
Century: Ah, It's alright Wild.
Wild:
Gargamel: And now for some fun...!
Lumberjack: ...Like what...?
Gargamel: Remove you're hats! All of you! Now!
Century: What?!?!
Redneck: Why a Smurf ain't a Smurf without our hats!
Gargamel: Remove them! I have made you new hats...
(The Smurfs remove their hats, but then, out of embarrassment, they all hide behind jars, or books, etc. )
(Then Gargamel gave Wild, Century, and Lumberjack their new hats. they looked like prison hats with stripes on them.)
Redneck: Hey?! Don't I get some kind of hat?!
Gargamel: Deal with it! Besides, you've got curly hair...And that is all you need.
Redneck: (Mutters under her breath) Efin Begorra! dhíth orm hata ...
Lumberjack: Here lass...(And he hands her a green piece of irish material that is supposed to cover your head) This fell off your hat when you were at the games...
Redneck: Thanks lad... (And she puts it on as Gargamel looks at them with disgust)
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posted 04-14-2016 02:10 PM
Gargamel: Back to work, smurfs!
(The smurfs go back to work.)
(Later, at 12:00 noon...)
(Redneck sneakily gets a bowl of the soup she has been making. She quickly puts it on her head, then she puts her hat over it.)
Redneck: May I use the chamber pot?
Gargamel: Sure, but hurry up.
(Redneck goes behind the room divider and doesn't use the chamber pot, but takes the bowl of soup off of her head.)
Century and Lumberjack: May we use the chamber pot, too?
Gargamel: Fine. But hurry up!
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posted 04-14-2016 02:58 PM
(Soon she discovered an small hole in the floor that didn't go too deep that was covered by a small piece of wood)
Redneck: (Thinking to herself...) I can hide the soup here and later the other Smurfs can eat! Best of all, that Gargamel won't find out...
(Soon after she leaves...)
Wild: Ah! Took you long enough!...
(And then he rushes in)
(Fellin proud of the plan, Redneck Smurfette passes by Lumberjack and quickly whispers:)
Redneck: (Whispering) There's Brotchán Roy in under the plank wood in a small hole. Pass it on to the other Smurfs...
Lumberjack: (Whispering) Nice goin lassie
(After Redneck Smurfette hopped back onto the table to finish what she was previously doing, Lumberjack told Century the news)
Century: (whispering) Food!? Yum! Later on, I think that I might need to visit the chamber pot...
Lumberjack: (whispering) Haha! JUst don't eat all of it laddie...
Century: I won't...
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posted 04-15-2016 04:52 AM
Abbiette peeked out of the hole "oh gosh oh my" she was giving up that there was a way she could save them on her own
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-15-2016 05:12 AM
Abbiette: I can't wait any longer. This is going nowhere...I must find Papa Smurf!
(Meanwhile at Smurf village.....)
Papa: It's been two days now, and not a sign of those Smurfs....
Hefty: I know Papa Smurf! We've checked almost everywhere!
Abbiette: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-15-2016 07:39 AM
Papa: What is it, Abbiette?
Abbiette: The smurfs! Gargamel!
Hefty: Huh?
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-15-2016 07:49 AM
(How has Abbiette escaped? Gargamel has let Azrael back into his hovel, and Abbiette has run out the door.)
(Back at Gargamel's hovel...)
(Wild, Century, and Lumberjack quickly finish Redneck's soup, although it spreads germs.)
Gargamel: (*Working to fix his ripped books*) You ought to be done, smurfs!
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-15-2016 11:39 AM
(Note: Abbiette escaped through the mouse hole that lead directly outside. oh, and quick question, what did you mean by "Wild, Century, and Lumberjack quickly finish Redneck's soup, although it spreads germs."?)
Lumberjack: What work are we supposed to do now? The house is spotless!
Gargamel: True...Very true...Looks like until I need some more work done, I shall have to improvise....
Century: What do you mean by that?
Gargamel: You've worked a while, so I'll let you all exercise some. Even you girl-Smurf! (Then Gargamel took off the Smurf's foot shackles) But I warn you...The first one who tries to escape this hovel will be Azrael's supper!
Wild: I wonder what kind of exercise he has in mind...?
Redneck: I donno, but if he makes me run in that hamster wheel, I go Smurf!
Century: Gargamel, what kind of exercise are we going to do?
Gargamel: Oh, you'll see...
(Then Gargamel opened the door, unveiling Azrael!)
Gargamel: Chase them Azrael!
Azrael:
(Out of fright, the Smurfs ran everywhere!)
Gargamel: Don't worry, Azrael will not eat you! Hahahahaha!
(Meanwhile at the village)
Papa: What Abbiette?
Abbiette: Gargamel!
Papa: Is he close? Did he chase you?
Abbiette: No! No! He has the other Smurfs!
Papa: Great smurf-ness! We must rescue them! Has he done anything severe to them?
Abbiette: He has turned them into slaves, made them go hat-less, doesn't feed them, and I don't know what horrible things he's doing to them now!
Hefty: We must go at once!
Papa: Agreed! Let's go my little Smurfs!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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