posted 02-22-2008 07:04 AM                       

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Brainy was relaxing on a royal chaise lounge, listening to one Smurf reciting the creative works of famous Smurf philosophers and being fanned by a few other Smurfs while the Imaginarium version of Smurfette fed him ripe smurfberries. This was the way he had meant to rule as King Smurf while Papa Smurf was away gathering important ingredients, and now he was able to experience the ideal kingdom he would have ruled.

"You know, my fellow Smurfs, I'm reminded of the time when I met Smurfette who was going to smurf a very creamy smurfberry dessert that Greedy had smurfed just for her," Brainy started to regale to his fantasy servants as he was relaxing. "I decided that if any Smurf is going to smurf the best dessert around, it was going to be me, Brainy Smurf, genius extraordinaire. So I smurfed up to Smurfette and told her that she shouldn't be smurfing such a dessert because it was going to make her girlish figure look so unsmurfy. So out of the kindness of her heart, she smurfed her dessert over to me, and boy, did I ever smurf a fast one on her!" He snickered mischievously at the memory of his tale. "It's a good thing the real Smurfette isn't here to hear me smurf this tale to you Smurfs, because if she were here to hear this, she really would be..."

He found himself rudely awakened when the real Smurfette tugged him upright by his ear.

"Smurfette!" Brainy greeted sheepishly, trying not to think of how much his ear was hurting. "I was just smurfing of you right now!"

"I can smurf that you have been, Brainy, and thanks for smurfing me about that time you smurfed that dessert from me," Smurfette snapped, noting with disgust his Imaginarium-created servant.

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