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Topic: Roleplay: The Smurfyard Shift
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 11:47 AM
Farmer: (wakes up) What in smurf is going on here? I'm trying to sleep!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 11:48 AM
*he sees a group of monsters outside his window*
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Krisalyn B.
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Smurfageddon
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posted 10-03-2022 12:50 PM
Farmer: Dear smurf! Scaredy’s still out there! Don’t worry Scaredy! I’m coming!
*Farmer grabs some of his heavier tools and runs outside ready to fight. He makes it to the fields to find… Scaredy surrounded by a hoard of harmless crickets.*
Farmer: Gosh darn it Scaredy! You screamed loud enough to smurf up a hibernating bear! Remember your keeping a lookout for the monster and not a bunch of harmless crickets. Remember, it has tentacles, four arms, and smurfs like a murky swamp.
*Farmer shoes all the crickets away from Scaredy and gets them off the field.*
Farmer: Now please don’t smurf like that again unless your in immediate danger Scaredy. I’m going back to bed.
*Farmer heads off back towards his house.*
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 12:52 PM
*early the next morning, there had been no reports of any creepy monsters...except for the crickets*
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Krisalyn B.
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Smurfageddon
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posted 10-03-2022 01:08 PM
Farmer: *gets up and stretches* Ahhh! What a smurfy day! Well I’d better go check on Scaredy to see if he saw the monster last night.
*Farmer leaves his house and heads towards the fields to check on Scaredy.*
Farmer: Good morning Scaredy! What’s the nightly report? Did anything happen other than our little cricket incident?
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The one true Canadian boi!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 02:23 PM
Papa Smurf: (off-screen) Great smurfness! What happened here?
Cut to Papa Smurf, who finds the entire pantry empty.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 02:47 PM
Farmer: Papa Smurf?! *he sees the empty pantry and gasps*
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 03:14 PM
Papa Smurf: How could you let this happen, Scaredy Smurf? We told you to keep watch!
Scaredy Smurf: But... I...
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 03:18 PM
Farmer: Papa Smurf, it's my fault, I told him to smurf my fields, not the village.
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 04:11 PM
Papa Smurf: Well, your fields are not the only things to look after.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 04:56 PM
Papa Smurf: And Scaredy, you're done for now.
Scaredy Smurf is relieved.
Papa Smurf: (to Clumsy) Clumsy, it's your turn.
Clumsy: Who, me?
Papa Smurf: You're going to have to watch the fields and the village.
Clumsy: Uh, sounds like a big responsibility. I dunno if I can handle all that.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 04:57 PM
Farmer: No worries, Clumsy, it'll be smurfy.
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 05:05 PM
Clumsy: Gosh. Uh, okay, Farmer. I'll handle it... (to himself) I hope...
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 05:06 PM
*but that night, things don't go as planned, the Smurfs wake up to Farmer's distressed call for help*
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 05:39 PM
Farmer: Smurfs! Smurfs! Come here! Quick!
Papa Smurf: What's wrong, Farmer?
Farmer: Something bad happened to Clumsy! I've been checkin' him out at the fields and he wasn't there!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-03-2022 05:40 PM
Papa: Great Smurfs! You told him to smurf after your fields, didn't you?
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-03-2022 06:53 PM
Farmer: (nods, "yes")
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Smurfageddon
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posted 10-04-2022 12:10 AM
Papa Smurf: And have you or any of the other Smurfs seen Clumsy anywhere else?
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The one true Canadian boi!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 04:37 AM
Brainy: I have.
Hefty: How do you know?
Brainy: I saw Clumsy playing with the monster, then left to the Smurf Forest.
Papa Smurf: And why didn't you go to bed, like all the others?
Brainy: Because I heard something behind Farmer's fields. I just had to check.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 04:38 AM
Farmer: But Brainy, why didn't you smurf us that Clumsy was in danger sooner?!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 04:47 AM
Brainy: I couldn't keep you Smurfs waiting. I just had to let the smurf out of the bag.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 04:49 AM
Hefty: You do realize we could've saved Clumsy HOURS AGO?!?!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 05:22 AM
Brainy: I was going to tell you earlier, but I'm afraid you Smurfs were going to bop me out of the village for disturbing the peace!
Papa Smurf: Now, now, my little Smurfs. Let's not turn this into a big argument, okay?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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