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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-18-2023 08:22 AM
(The Smurfs watch the scene, completely shocked.)
Handy (enraged): What then, Smurfs? Shall you let this troublemaker and his gang smurf one of ours like that?
The Smurfs: NEVER!!
Handy: Are we Smurfs or rats?
The Smurfs: SMURFS!
Grouchy (who had heard the whole quarrel from his house and come, joining them): I HATE rats! (Staring at the gnomes while clenching both his fists and teeth) BUT I HATE GNOMES WHO SMURF ONE OF OURS MUCH MORE!!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-18-2023 08:27 AM
*out in the forest, Jokey is trying to clear his head*
Jokey: This is terrible! Absosmurfly terrible! The Smurfs making me choose between them and my old pal! What were they even thinking?! That wasn’t funny at all!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-18-2023 08:41 AM
(Back to the village...)
Handy (to Izzy and his allies): So you want a prank war, right? Well then, that's just what you'll get! (To the Smurfs) Let's go home and smurf everything that can be helpful to fight them!
Izzy (arrogantly): Alright, blue boy! Nobody will say we are too coward to defeat enemies with no weapons... (To his gnome fellows, laughing) OK, guys! Let's wait for those poor little blue ones' return with their little toys!
Handy (smiling wryly): "Little toys", huh? Just wait and see!
(Each Smurf leads to his house, leaving Izzy and the others gloating and boasting.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-18-2023 08:48 AM
Izzy: This is going to be easier than I thought.
*However, Izzy is unaware that Jokey has spotted him*
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-18-2023 09:42 AM
Jokey: Izzy!
Izzy: Huh?
Jokey: Izzy, you don't have to do this! Throwing someone out of the village isn't that much of a big deal to you.
Izzy: Oh, yes, it is! This "Hefty" fellow corrupted me! Now, the Smurfs will end up covered in cream pies!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-18-2023 10:39 AM
Jokey: But Izzy, he didn’t mean to hurt you, he just has a hard time trusting newcomers!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-18-2023 05:24 PM
Izzy (looking at Jokey in a disdainful way): You know what? I think you in fact became nothing but a wimp!!
Jokey (shouting): I'M NOT A WIMP!
Izzy: YES, YOU ARE! YOU ARE A WIMP!
Jokey (starting to see red): REPEAT IT IF YOU DARE!
Izzy: WIMP! WIMP! WIMP!
Jokey (enraged): Why, you... (He grabs Izzy by his shirt and punches him right in his nose, what makes the gnome fall onto the ground.)
Izzy (dazed by the blow and hardly standing up): Ah, then you realized to play the though guy like your musclehead pal, huh? So let's see if you'll keep like this after we give you the same treatment he had already got! (He gives a whistle, calling his gnome troops, who appear at once.)
Jokey (gulping and thinking): "No way to escape! There are many of them and I can’t even smurf home to get my surprises..."
Izzy (pointing at the Smurf): GO FOR IT, BOYS! PIE THIS SMURF AT ONCE, HE'LL LEARN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DEAL WITH US!
Voice off-screen: DON'T EVEN THINK OF SMURFING THAT!!
(Izzy and the others turn around and see all the Smurfs - Hefty too, who had come back - handling several things, with Handy in the lead, riding a powerful machine he had originally invented to defend the village against Gargamel.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-18-2023 05:40 PM
Jokey: Smurfs? But how?!
Hefty: We always come prepared, Jokey! We always come prepared!
Jokey: Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you Smurfs! I'm sorry about what happened! Please, forgive me!
Handy: Don't bother apologizing. After the prank war is over, things will smurf back to normal.
Jokey: But what about Izzy?
Clumsy: Uh, Izzy?
Lazy: What happened to him?
Jokey: I smurfed him on the nose because he was taunting me! And now, he's gonna smurf me with cream pies!
Brainy: Well, if he's going to smurf you with cream pies, let him smurf you with cream pies! He was just a lousy friend, anyway!
Jokey: He WAS my friend, Brainy Smurf!
Brainy: Oh, of course he was! (giggles) Lucky you defended yourself, huh?
Hefty then spotted the gnome troops charging towards the Smurfs.
Hefty: Look out for the Gnomes, every Smurf! They're armed with cream pies!
Greedy: No kidding! At this rate, we won't have any to save for dessert!
Hefty: Not the time, Greedy!
Greedy: Oh, sorry.
Hefty then proceeds to go and stand in front of the Smurfs.
Hefty: Okay, Smurfs! We're going to smurf the gnomes with our own pranks and tricks, just like when we smurfed King Smurf's army! Except there's no king and Smurfette is out on her two week long nature hike with the Smurflings! So, do either of you have any ideas? If you do, feel free to raise your hand!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-18-2023 06:46 PM
Izzy: Jokey, you and I are friends!
Jokey: We were friends, Izzy, until your jokes turned into taunts!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-18-2023 08:34 PM
Izzy: But it was that Hefty Smurf who started it all, running me out of the village!
Jokey: Yep, but this is no reason for smurfing havoc among us, helped by your fellows!
Izzy (upset): Very well, ex-friend! If that’s how you want it, then so be it! Are you prepared to be defeated with your companions?
Jokey (running home and getting back with all of his surprises): Smurf your arrogance 'til you see who wins!
Hefty: Everysmurf ready?
The Smurfs: READY!!
Hefty: Alright then. Smurfs... CHARGE!!
(Some gnomes get frightened seeing his huge machine advancing towards them and run away, as well as others manage to pie some Smurfs, but getting exemplarly punished with sticks, pans, forks and even a rolling-pin - this last case, with the compliments of Greedy Smurf.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-18-2023 10:29 PM
(Some Smurfs fight according to their own way: Harmony, blowing his trumpet in some gnomes' ears, making them shout in despair. Yet Clumsy is not that lucky, being pied several times by a gnome. Seeing that, Brainy realizes to take an attitude, armed with one of his thickest and heaviest books!)
Brainy (screaming angrily while beating the also unlucky gnome): NOBODY MESSES WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-19-2023 04:31 AM
Meanwhile, Scaredy is keeping himself protected with the metal armor. He is slowly walking, watching out for any gnomes.
Scaredy: (nervous) Oh, Gnomes. Come out, come out, wherever you are...
A gnome suddenly pops out with a cream pie. Scaredy screams in shock, as the gnome threw a cream pie in his face.
Lazy: (o.s.) Hey, you!
The gnome turns around to see Lazy Smurf.
Lazy: (angry) You mess with him, you mess with Lazy Smurf!
Lazy then proceeds to throw a cream pie at the gnome in retaliation. Scaredy then runs over to Lazy and gives him a gentle hug, with Lazy rubbing his back.
Scaredy: Thank you, Lazy.
Meanwhile, Vanity was safe in his house with padded locks and chains. He's inside with all his mirrors.
Vanity: With my house in full protection, you're all safe with me, my precious mirrors. (kisses one of them)
Suddenly, a cream pie is thrown at one at Vanity's mirror.
Vanity: Oh my! Who soiled one of my mirrors?!
Vanity turned to see one of the gnomes holding a cream pie.
Vanity: OH, NO!!! (a cream pie is thrown at his face)
Meanwhile, Greedy was looking out for gnomes in the village while he was carefully bringing smurfberries all the way back to his kitchen.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-19-2023 04:51 AM
*one of the gnomes hits Greedy with a pie*
Greedy: Hey! What a waste of a perfectly good pie!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-19-2023 04:58 AM
Greedy then smelled the flavor and licked up the cream off his whole face with his tongue.
Greedy: You know, something smurfy like that should be enjoyed!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-19-2023 05:06 AM
Handy: Look out, Greedy! *he shoves his friend out of the way before another pie soars where he was standing*
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-19-2023 05:28 AM
Handy and Greedy then see Dreamy charging at the gnomes with cream pies.
Dreamy: All for Smurfs and Smurfs for all!
Greedy: Dreamy?! Let me guess... Toyland?
Dreamy: Oh, no! There's a prank war in Smurf Village and the people of Toyland are gonna have to wait! (runs off)
Hefty enters into frame.
Hefty: Is he daydreaming again?
Handy: Sounds like it, I think...
Hefty: (yells at Dreamy) Dreamy, your Toyland fantasies ain't worth it! Let it go, already!
Dreamy: (o.s) Smurf power!
Hefty: (groans)
A generic Smurf enters, filling in for Smurfette as nurse (holding Baby Smurf in his arms, who is smiling).
Hefty: And who are you supposed to be?
Generic Smurf: I'm Nurse Smurf! Smurfette's absent, so I'm filling in for her while she's away with the Smurflings. Also, Grouchy put me in charge of Baby Smurf while he's at war.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 07-19-2023 05:58 AM
Nurse Smurf: That's right, Baby. Nurse Smurf is here to keep you company. (Baby coos and giggles) Yes, he is. Yes, he is. (to Hefty) Anyway, the prank war is much too dangerous for him. You Smurfs have fun! (leaves with Baby Smurf in his arms.)
Hefty: (to himself) Boy, I've heard of nurses, but this is...
Handy: (spots the gnomes) Take cover! (pushes Hefty away from the gnomes)
Handy gets creamed by the gnomes after saving Hefty from getting creamed.
Hefty: (exclaims) Handy!
Hefty ran over to Handy, who is covered in cream pies.
Handy: G...go on... without me...
Hefty: But I'm not gonna leave you here!
Handy: I'll be fine... It's up to you, Hefty... You're the only one who can save us, now...
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-19-2023 07:59 AM
Hefty: Handy, old pal, I’m not doing this without you! Get up!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-19-2023 09:59 AM
Handy (moved): You're great, Hefty, as usual... (He makes an effort to stand up.)
Hefty: Are you a little better, at least? (Handy nods) Good! But... but what about your machine?
Handy: It got plugged with cream after those gnomes smurfed their pies at it, remember?
(Meanwhile, Vanity appears, furious and armed with... a belt equipped with several perfume flasks!)
Vanity: WHERE'S THE RASCAL WHO SMURFED MY MIRROR AND MYSELF WITH HIS LOATHSOME CREAM PIES? APPEAR!! SHOW UP, YOU COWARD!!
(Izzy and some gnomes notice Vanity and surround him.)
Izzy (sarcastic): Well, well, if it's not the Beau Smurfbrummell!
A gnome near him: Wait, Izzy, leave to me, I want to have fun with this Smurf again. (To Vanity) Looking for me, blue dandy? You must have enjoyed my prank so much that you want to be pied once more, right?
Vanity (haughtily: No, you boor, this time that's ME who shall smurf fun with you and your unsmurfy friends. THERE!
(And before any of them could say something Vanity takes one of his perfume bottles and sprays it all on them. Their reaction is immediate.)
Izzy (yelling with pain and rubbing their eyes): OWWWWWW!! MY EYES! GET HIM, GET HIM!
The others: NO WAY!! WE ALL CAN SEE NOTHING!!
Vanity (triumphant): This smurfs you right for all you did to me, my mirror and the Smurfs! (He runs off in order to help his fellows, meeting Poet who had watched all the scene.)
Poet: I see you're smurfing your perfumes for a good cause, Vanity!
Vanity (raising his eyebrows, offended): How come, my perfumes? You really didn’t think I’d smurf my fine perfumes on those brutes, did you?
Poet (intrigued): But, Vanity... Then what did you smurf on them?
Vanity (smiling cleverly): Hot pepper sauce which I had borrowed from Greedy.
(Not very far from them, although smeared with cream, Painter Smurf pursues some gnomes using a special paintball gun which Handy had invented for him a certain time ago.)
Painter: Smurfing pranks on us, huh? So take zat, zat and zat, you bunch of troublemakers!
Gnomes (stained with several paint colors): AAAAAAHHHHHH!! SOMEBODY HELP US, HE'S CRAZY!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-19-2023 04:57 PM
*meanwhile, Papa Smurf and Smurfette are returning on Feathers*
Papa: Ah Feathers, it’s always nice to return to the peace and tranquility of Smurf village.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-19-2023 06:29 PM
Sassette (riding other stork with Grandpa and the Smurfling boys): Energetic eels, Pappy, we can't wait to see Baby and the Smurfs again!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-19-2023 07:10 PM
Grandpa: (on the same stork with the Smurflings) I gotta admit, Papa, that Homnibus is something smurfy!
The returning Smurfs then see a group of gnomes fleeing past them.
Papa Smurf: Hmmm... Fleeing gnomes... (ponders) I wonder...
Jokey: (o.s.) Oh, no you don't, Izzy!
Cut to Jokey holding Izzy by the arm.
Jokey: You're smurfing right here, so you can confess!
Papa, Smurfette, Grandpa and the Smurflings all come across Jokey and Izzy, looking angry in the face.
Papa Smurf: What is smurfing on here?!
Jokey: Oh, Papa Smurf! Smurfette! Grandpa! Smurflings! (beat) Uh... this isn't what it looks like!
Nurse Smurf then enters with Baby Smurf in his arms, singing the Smurf Song to him, until he stops to notice Smurfette.
Nurse Smurf: Oh, Smurfette! You're back from your nature hike! (beat) Did you have a nice time with the Smurflings?
Smurfette: I most certainly have. We were finding a bunch of tiny pebbles and made a cute necklace with a flower in the middle.
Papa Smurf: Yes, very smurfy, indeed. But it doesn't explain why the village is in shambles!
Brainy: Why don't you ask Izzy? He's the one who declared war on our village in the first place!
Hefty: Yeah! And it was after I threw him out of the village!
Papa Smurf: Izzy, is this true? Did you do all of this?
Izzy: (nervous) Well, I... Uh, I... I... (genuine tears) I can't take this! Yes, I did it! I did it all! I've declared a prank war because I was tossed out of the village!
(Papa Smurf, Grandpa, Smurfette and the Smurflings gasp)
Brainy: And so, the truth comes out!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-19-2023 08:01 PM
Off-screen voice: Yes, indeed!... Right, Izzy?
(The gnome hears it and gulps, troubled. Papa Smurf and the others turn around and see Platinum the king of the gnomes with his golden eagle by his side. )
Papa Smurf (smiling): King Platinum, smurfy glad to see you again!
King Platinum (also): Same to me, Papa Smurf. Pity, it seems that we've always met under odd circumstances. A group of gnomes got back to the kingdom covered in cream, paint, some of them blackfaced, others sneezing and coughing and anothers with bumps on their heads. When I asked them what happened, they told they were beaten by the Smurfs.
Jokey (a bit embarrassed): Yes, Your Majesty, but just because they invaded our village, so...
Hefty (same): And I only smurfed Izzy out of the village for he was being stubborn not to leave here, since he was a complete stranger to us...
Brainy (ditto): And Papa Smurf always says not to receive strangers in his absence...
King Platinum (gently): No need to explain more, little Smurfs. I arrived here just in time to hear everything, and I understand all your reasons. (To Izzy) I suppose you owe them an apology, my boy.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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