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Topic: Roleplay: Prank War
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-13-2023 05:01 PM
Jokey: Hefty’s as rough as he wants to be, you’ll see!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-13-2023 06:05 PM
As they enter the Smurf Village, Izzy looked around, believing he saw no sign of Hefty.
Izzy: See, what'd I tell you? He ain't here yet. All I see is a group of generic Smurfs doing their daily chores.
Jokey: Well, don't let Hefty catch you! You know how he feels about (softly) unwanted visitors!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 07-13-2023 06:26 PM
Izzy (a bit concerned): Er... Then, maybe I need a place to hide from the sights of that tough friend of yours! Any suggestion, Jokey?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-13-2023 06:32 PM
Jokey: How about we hide in my house for a while?
Izzy: Sounds good to me.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-14-2023 03:41 AM
*in Jokey’s house, Izzy notices all of Jokey’s surprises*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-14-2023 08:25 AM
Izzy: Oh, boy! That's some gifts you have!
Jokey: It's because they're mine.
Izzy: So, what do you do with those?
Jokey: Well, usually, I give the exploding ones to my most favorite target, Brainy Smurf.
Izzy: I can't understand it. Why you never do it, anymore?
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-14-2023 10:16 AM
Jokey: The other Smurfs hate it, it’s the best one I can smurf.
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-15-2023 06:38 AM
Izzy: Well, I don't care what the other Smurfs think. I like your presents, just as they are.
Jokey: You think so?
Izzy: If that fool Hefty says otherwise, that is...
Jokey and Izzy laugh together. Brainy then comes across Jokey's house, who overhears their conversation.
Brainy: Jokey, who are you laughing at? (looks at Izzy) An unwanted visitor?! Hefty won't like this! He has a thing against unwanted visitors! If you ask me, you should take my advice and...
Izzy: You know this guy, Jokey?
Jokey: Sure, I do. That's Brainy Smurf. He lectures anyone unlucky enough to listen to. Others throw him out of the village sometimes. But I give him surprises!
Brainy: I heard that, Jokey Smurf!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-15-2023 08:10 AM
Izzy: So you must be the annoying Smurf Jokey talks about all the time!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-15-2023 10:03 AM
Brainy: Yes! And Hefty is sure going to give you a smurfing when he finds out, Jokey Smurf!
Jokey: Aw, come on, Brainy! Why do you have to ruin it for me?
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-15-2023 10:52 AM
Brainy: Papa Smurf wouldn't be happy if he found out you had uninvited guests in the village!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-15-2023 11:49 AM
Jokey: Aren't you forgetting Hefty is in charge?
Brainy: Yes, but Papa Smurf is still our village leader! And he's away with Grandpa to see his friend, Enchanter Homnibus! So, technically, he put Hefty in charge for today!
Jokey: See?
Lazy enters into frame.
Lazy: (yawns) What's with all the yelling?
Brainy: (annoyed) What are you doing here, Lazy Smurf? Don't you have a job you should be doing?
Lazy: That's none of your business! (notices Izzy) Jokey, who's that?
Clumsy enters into frame.
Clumsy: Uh, yeah! What's his name?
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-15-2023 01:07 PM
Izzy: The name's Izzy, lads, Jokey's old pal!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-15-2023 01:50 PM
Clumsy: Gosh, Jokey! I didn't know you had a classmate!
Lazy: Yeah! What kind of tricks does he do?
Suddenly, a group of Smurfs came in excitement.
Dreamy: Oh, boy, oh, Smurf! Can I see?
Greedy: I wanna see it, too!
Vanity: Step aside! He's talking about me!
Poet: No, no, Vanity! I bet he was talking to me!
Painter: Zis I got to see! If he's famous, he will go down in my masterpiaza!
Every Smurf is at Jokey's house excited to watch some tricks from Izzy, everyone except Handy.
Handy: Oh, Clumsy! Have you got some spare material yet? (beat) Clumsy!!
Hefty: (enters) What's smurfing on, Handy?
Handy: Well, apparently, I told Clumsy to get some materials for me to finish my invention! And all of a sudden, he's at Jokey's house!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 06:06 AM
Hefty: Must be something going on at Jokey's house if everysmurf's so excited!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 07:42 AM
Back at Jokey's house, Izzy makes hand gestures at other Smurfs to stop.
Izzy: Now, don't crowd, don't crowd! I will show you some of the most famous tricks I've learned back at prankster school.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 08:13 AM
Clumsy: Uh gosh, I can't wait to see 'em!
Handy: Clumsy!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 09:55 AM
Clumsy: Uh, not now, Handy! Later!
Handy: Ahem... My invention needs some spare materials and you haven't been...
Clumsy: (angry) I said, "Later, Handy!" I wanna see the smurfy tricks! (turns away)
Handy: (groans)
Outside the house, Hefty walks over to Handy.
Hefty: So, any luck?
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 10:24 AM
Handy: No, everysmurf’s too busy with Jokey’s new friend.
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 11:14 AM
Hefty looks inside to find Izzy performing a trick for a group of Smurfs. He is doing the cream pie bit, just like Jokey did earlier. Hefty was one of the victims, unfortunately.
Izzy: (softly) Say, Jokey, isn't that this "Hefty" we shouldn't speak of?
Jokey: (softly) I'm afraid so...
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 11:16 AM
Hefty: Jokey Smurf! What’s the meaning of this?!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 11:28 AM
Jokey: (softly) I think he's onto us...
Izzy: (softly) Don't worry. I'll handle this. (to Hefty) Ah, you must be Hefty Smurf? Name's Izzy, Jokey's former colleague from prankster school! I can see you're not really pleased with my presence, but I assure you...
Hefty: (angry) Step aside, you joker gnome! I've seen all your tricks!
Izzy: (beat) My, my, is that a way to talk to one's own guest? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk! (to a group of Smurfs) This Smurf's gotta learn some manners, people!
Hefty: What?!
Izzy: Now, don't get your dander up, Hefty! We gnomes are rough at making first impressions, but we can't all be perfect, can we?
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 11:35 AM
Jokey: Um…where are you going with this, Izzy?
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 11:39 AM
Izzy: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. (to Hefty) Look, if I was causing you grief, don't you think blaming it on Jokey is gonna do anything?
Hefty: It is! And I'm gonna do somethin' about it!
Hefty grabs Izzy and tosses him out of the village.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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