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Topic: Roleplay: Prank War
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-16-2023 02:12 PM
Brainy (satisfied, watching Izzy's "flight" through Jokey's window): Smurfy welcome to my world!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 02:14 PM
Jokey: That's my pal Izzy you just smurfed!
Hefty: Sorry, Jokey, but I don't trust him!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 03:40 PM
Hefty: (cont.) What if he tried to trick you to do unsmurfy things?
Jokey: Excuse me?! Friends don't trick other friends into doing unsmurfy things!
Hefty: Yeah, but... he was smurfing cream pies at our faces!
Jokey: How is that a reason?! I smurf cream pies at your faces all the time! (beat) Well, sometimes, I guess...
Cut to a view of Lazy and Clumsy.
Lazy: Aw, give him a break, Hefty!
Clumsy: Uh, yeah! He ain't harmin' anyone, no how!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 03:42 PM
Handy: Sorry, everysmurf, but Hefty's right, we just met him. How do we know we can trust him?
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 03:46 PM
Brainy: Well, Izzy is not as evil as you say! He just smurfs harmless pranks! That doesn't mean he's untrustworthy!
Hefty: How would you know, Brainy?
Brainy: 'Cause I'm Papa Smurf's assistant and I say you shouldn't throw someone out unless this 'someone' is given proof!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 03:48 PM
Jokey: Hate to admit it, but Brainy has a point! I'm going to find Izzy and apologize to him for all the nonsense!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 04:00 PM
So, Jokey left the village to go apologize to Izzy (who is sitting on the ground, feeling offended by the custom of being thrown out of the Smurf village).
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 04:01 PM
Jokey: Izzy, old buddy, don't pay attention to Hefty, he's just a hard-headed Smurf!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-16-2023 04:09 PM
Izzy: This smurf has offended me with this custom of throwing yours truly out of your home! And, dare I say, how harsh it was!
Jokey: Huh?
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-16-2023 04:10 PM
Izzy: Tell me, is that how you Smurfs treat each other?!
Jokey: No, just Brainy.
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-16-2023 08:20 PM
Izzy: Hmmm... Are you sure, kid?
Jokey (frowning, a bit constrained): Well... Papa Smurf once did the same to me after I had smurfed him a prank, dressing myself in red and putting a white beard on!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7509 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-17-2023 04:35 AM
Izzy: W-w-what?! What kind of village leader inflicts such things on his own children? The other Smurfs, I understand! But Papa Smurf, it's just unorthodox!
Jokey: Aw, it's not so bad! Once you get used to it...
Izzy: Jokey Smurf, where I come from: tossing a prankster gnome out of someone's village is a signal for declaring a Prank War!
Jokey: (shock) Prank war?!
Izzy: Yes! This "Hefty Smurf" will get what's coming to him!
So, Izzy proceeded to return to the Smurf Village. Jokey tagged along with Izzy.
Jokey: Now, Izzy, I'm sure Hefty didn't mean it like that. He didn't throw you that hard.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-17-2023 06:19 AM
Izzy: Jokey, my friend, your fellow Smurfs are in for the pranks of their lives!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-17-2023 09:45 AM
Jokey (starting to get worried): Listen, Izzy, please don't smurf them anything harmful!
Izzy (ironical): Hey, what's the matter with you? Becoming uptight now? For all I know, my blue fellow, your pranks aren’t that harmless, got it? (Shaking his head.) Tsk, tsk, tsk, this isn't the Jokey Smurf I used to know!
Jokey: ...
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-17-2023 11:51 AM
Back at the village, the other Smurfs are back to their usual chores and activities. Hefty then spots Izzy returning to the village.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-17-2023 12:33 PM
Hefty (crossing his arms and staring at him, upset): You again?!? I see the lesson I smurfed you wasn't really enough!
Izzy (unflappable): And I see you always work things out making use of violence, huh?
(Jokey comes after Izzy and watches the scene, concerned.)
Hefty: You've got quite a nerve, smurfing back to our village knowing you’re not welcome! Now, turn around and get the smurf out of here!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7509 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-17-2023 01:45 PM
Jokey: Maybe we should leave the village, Izzy.
Izzy: Not until this Smurf gets his well-deserved prankdown.
Jokey: (groans)
Clumsy: Uh, Hefty, I know you're taking your job seriously, but do you think it was wise to make him mad like that?
Lazy: Yeah, he was just trying to make us laugh!
Brainy: And he behaves just like Jokey, if you ask me.
Hefty: What is wrong with you Smurfs?! You're supposed to be on my side!
Greedy: Which are you talking about? My side dishes?
Hefty: Uh, no.
Poet: An Ode to a Side View?
Hefty: No, no, no!
Vanity: (points at fake sideburns on his face) My sideburns?
Hefty: They're not even real!
Vanity: Hmph! Some Smurfs never appreciate distinguishing features!
Hefty: (angry) D'ooooh! You Smurfs drive me smurfy!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-17-2023 03:52 PM
Handy: Everysmurf, we all know Jokey’s friend seems to be a lot of fun, but Hefty’s right. Until Papa Smurf returns, we can’t smurf him back to the village.
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Krisalyn B.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-17-2023 03:53 PM
Clumsy: Uh, gosh, he’s a lot of fun, Handy!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-17-2023 05:25 PM
Lazy: And smurfy, too!
Handy: Well, he is sort of hilarious on Jokey's level... But, still... We just can't keep him here.
Hefty: Ugh! Thank you!
Clumsy: Golly! We sure heard a lotta "ughs" today, haven't we?
All the other Smurfs, but Hefty, Jokey and Handy, agreed in chatter.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-17-2023 07:15 PM
Izzy (impatient): What then, blue gang? Have you already wound the debate up? I told you I’m not leaving until I give that bully Smurf a good lesson!
Handy (indignant): Jokey, will you let this ill-mannered friend of yours smurf to us like that?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7509 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-18-2023 01:27 AM
Jokey: Well, I uh…
Hefty: Well? What will it be, Jokey?! Your Smurfs? Or your so-called friend?!
*all the Smurfs turn to Jokey waiting for his response*
Jokey: I can’t smurf the pressure!!! I can’t stand it! *he rubs off into the forest unable to handle the pressure*
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-18-2023 05:47 AM
Izzy: You know, I'm starting to get tired of waiting! So, let the prank war begin! (calls for his troops) Gnomes!
A group of prankster gnomes enter the Smurf Village.
Izzy: Throw cream pies at the blue strongman and show no mercy!
So, the group of prankster gnomes threw a bunch of cream pies at Hefty Smurf. The other Smurfs shield their eyes to not witness Hefty's creaming. When they uncovered their eyes, they saw Hefty covered in cream pies.
Hefty: Is that all you got, Izzy?
Izzy: Aw, relax. I'm just getting started.
Brainy: More like getting creamed.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-18-2023 06:15 AM
Clumsy: Golly! Uh, what’s a prank war?
Izzy: This! *he grabs Hefty by the tail and kicks him right into the lake*
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Krisalyn B.
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