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Topic: MG and Ariel present: Adventures in Smurf Village: Tales of TERROR!!! episode one...
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-23-2020 06:38 PM
ICE KING: It's Mersandra, Princess of the Fairies! She's come to stay with us for dinner tonight!
DYNA-ICE: Whatever. We must search for escargot or our tummies will rumble to no end!
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posted 07-23-2020 06:47 PM
ICE KING: Escargot! Why, I haven't had it in a long time since I was a child.
(In this story, the Ice Queen's dopey husband has mannerisms and a voice, similar to Peter Lorre. )
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posted 07-31-2020 07:26 PM
MERSANDRA: If you wanted to eat snails, then what was your purpose in snatching me the day before my coronation???
I.K.: Your kingdom and ours have a common enemy, the Smurfs... By framing them, the Fairies will finally wage war on them and set out a reward for your safe return, finally making us rich enough to move out of this filthy old ice block and to arrange a well-deserved feast for Dyna and me...
DYNA-ICE: But first... Little princess, conjure up some food for us... NOW!!!!
*The young fairy thought quickly*
MERSANDRA: Oh, alright... But we'll have to do this outside; it's too cold in here...
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posted 07-31-2020 07:44 PM
DYNA-ICE: That could be arranged. Alright, hubby... Let's MOVE OUT!!!
ICE KING: (bows down) As you wish, O' Majestic Queen...
CLUMSY SMURF: *narrating, voiceover* Dyna-Ice is not only 'th queen of 'th Ice Kingdom, but she's also bossier, more level-headed, intelligent and quick-witted than her husband. The two led Princess Mersandra outside in th' forest 'tah search for snailies an' fill up 'thur big empteh tummehs.
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posted 08-06-2020 07:34 AM
Mersandra gets a glimpse of Dyna-Ice and Husband in her POV.
ICE KING: What should we do with her?
DYNA-ICE: We'll leave her in the forest until we get back. I just don't want her dragging us down while we search for escargot.
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posted 08-30-2020 06:07 PM
RUSSET: Oof! (lands on his bottom)
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posted 08-31-2020 04:10 PM
MERSANDRA: (helping him up) Oh! Oh, my! I- I'm awfully sorry, Mr....
*Russet looks up at Mersandra. She realizes that he is a smurf...*
MERSANDRA: A Smurf??? Oh, no... No, no, no-no-no... This can't be... This is supposed to be the way home. Not straight into enemy territory.
RUSSET:[confused] Enemies? With us Smurfs??? Why would you not like a Smurf??
MERSANDRA: No no no... It's not like that... Well, kinda... *sigh* it's... Complicated... I'm Queen-- er... Soon-to-be-Queen Mersandra, of the Northeast Fairies. And you are???
RUSSET: I'm Russet Smurf, milady, and I am but a humble potato farmer from the Smurf Village.
MERSANDRA: Well, uh
.. Russet, it would be a pleasure to have met you, if it weren't for the law stating that I --nor any other Fairy from the Northeast Kingdom, for that matter-- is permitted to even be near a Smurf. So with that said, I have some very important escaping to do and a war to prevent. Good day.
*She tries to fly away, but falls flat on her face, her wings bent out of shape.*
RUSSET: Oh, no... Here, let me smurf you a hand there... *he offers his hand*
MERSANDRA: No! No, I'm fine. Look, uh, Russet, is that right? Anyway you seem to be a nice fellow, but I'm afraid that I just can't let you help me... *she hops up, as if to take flight, but the pain in her wings sends her to her knees, choking back tears.*
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posted 08-31-2020 04:23 PM
RUSSET: Are you okay? You seem pretty upset...
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posted 08-31-2020 07:57 PM
RUSSET: (worried) Two souls? C-c-cold-hearted?! Who are they?!?
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posted 09-01-2020 04:34 AM
RUSSET: These icy monarchs must have a craving for snails. It's been a long time since they ate one. But I wouldn't worry about it, as long as my Little Shellie is safe.
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posted 09-02-2020 03:54 PM
Cut back to the Ice King, who just discovered Shellie at a nearby tree.
ICE KING: There he is, my dear! This is the one we've been looking for!
DYNA-ICE: (grabs Shellie) Excellent work! Let's take it home and cook it up for ourselves!
The two monarchs walked off with Russet and Mersandra watching in fright.
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posted 09-04-2020 08:28 AM
RUSSET: We'll worry about your coronation later. Right now, we've got to save Shellie. Who knows what these strange monarchs can do to her?
CLUMSY SMURF (narrating): Russet is indeed right. What can these monarchy thingies do to poor Shellie the Snail? Ya'll soon see when we get back to the ice castle in the meanwhile!
BRAINY SMURF (off-screen): It's "meantime"!
CLUMSY SMURF (off-screen): Whatever...
Dyna-Ice and her husband return to the Ice Castle with little Shellie in fright. Dyna-Ice placed Shellie on the table.
DYNA-ICE: Escargot, at last!
ICE KING: Ah, yes. We've succeeded, my dear.
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posted 10-22-2020 07:20 AM
DYNA-ICE: Not quite, my love...
She snatches a fork from her husband's hand and then carries Shellie to a cage and tosses the scared little mollusk inside.
ICE KING: Um... What do you mean by that, dear? We've got a magnificently large snail here!
DYNA-ICE: Darling! Isn't it obvious??? The Smurf Village and the Fairy Kingdom both raise snails as livestock... Just as a farmer has his ox or mule, so do the Fairies and Smurfs....
ICE KING: Ok... So, uh... What was the point of capturing the princess??
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posted 10-22-2020 08:41 AM
DYNA-ICE: To keep her from the fairies coronation, of course!
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posted 10-23-2020 05:54 PM
DYNA-ICE: They won't even realize that their dear Shellie is gone! They'll keep fighting and fighting until their towns fall apart!
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posted 10-25-2020 11:11 AM
Clumsy Smurf (voiceover, narrating): With that said, the Queen and her husband stole as many snails as they like for their supper. Leading to an unusual dispute between the Smurfs and the Fairies.
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posted 11-18-2020 10:49 AM
this is getting good! (Well, good-er)
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posted 11-18-2020 10:50 AM
WHA? Ugh where’s my avatar...
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