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Topic: MG and Ariel present: Adventures in Smurf Village: Tales of TERROR!!! episode one...
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 08-06-2020 07:34 AM
Mersandra gets a glimpse of Dyna-Ice and Husband in her POV.

ICE KING: What should we do with her?
DYNA-ICE: We'll leave her in the forest until we get back. I just don't want her dragging us down while we search for escargot.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 08-30-2020 06:04 PM
*Mersandra waits for the two of them to be out of earshot and quietly casts a spell, releasing her from her binds and sneaks away into the forest...*
CLUMSY [NARRATING]: Meanwhiles, Papa-- errrrrr... Russet, I mean, was a swimmin' in his favorite water hole... That's when Mersandra done ran into him the first time...
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posted 08-30-2020 06:07 PM
RUSSET: Oof! (lands on his bottom)
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posted 08-31-2020 04:10 PM
MERSANDRA: (helping him up) Oh! Oh, my! I- I'm awfully sorry, Mr....
*Russet looks up at Mersandra. She realizes that he is a smurf...*
MERSANDRA: A Smurf??? Oh, no... No, no, no-no-no... This can't be... This is supposed to be the way home. Not straight into enemy territory.
RUSSET:[confused] Enemies? With us Smurfs??? Why would you not like a Smurf??
MERSANDRA: No no no... It's not like that... Well, kinda... *sigh* it's... Complicated... I'm Queen-- er... Soon-to-be-Queen Mersandra, of the Northeast Fairies. And you are???
RUSSET: I'm Russet Smurf, milady, and I am but a humble potato farmer from the Smurf Village.
MERSANDRA: Well, uh .. Russet, it would be a pleasure to have met you, if it weren't for the law stating that I --nor any other Fairy from the Northeast Kingdom, for that matter-- is permitted to even be near a Smurf. So with that said, I have some very important escaping to do and a war to prevent. Good day.
*She tries to fly away, but falls flat on her face, her wings bent out of shape.*
RUSSET: Oh, no... Here, let me smurf you a hand there... *he offers his hand*
MERSANDRA: No! No, I'm fine. Look, uh, Russet, is that right? Anyway you seem to be a nice fellow, but I'm afraid that I just can't let you help me... *she hops up, as if to take flight, but the pain in her wings sends her to her knees, choking back tears.*
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posted 08-31-2020 04:23 PM
RUSSET: Are you okay? You seem pretty upset...
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posted 08-31-2020 07:35 PM
MERSANDRA: Tomorrow I am to be crowned the Queen of the Northeast Fairies... And today... The day before my coronation... I was snatched up by an evil pair of cold hearted souls and dragged out into the forest... And for what? SNAILS! Snails and war... Does that make any sense to you?? They've taken me to attempt to start a raging war between Fairies and Smurfs by making my people think that I was being held at ransom by a few rogue Smurfs...
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posted 08-31-2020 07:57 PM
RUSSET: (worried) Two souls? C-c-cold-hearted?! Who are they?!?
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posted 09-01-2020 04:34 AM
RUSSET: These icy monarchs must have a craving for snails. It's been a long time since they ate one. But I wouldn't worry about it, as long as my Little Shellie is safe.
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posted 09-02-2020 03:54 PM
Cut back to the Ice King, who just discovered Shellie at a nearby tree.
ICE KING: There he is, my dear! This is the one we've been looking for!
DYNA-ICE: (grabs Shellie) Excellent work! Let's take it home and cook it up for ourselves!
The two monarchs walked off with Russet and Mersandra watching in fright.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 09-04-2020 04:54 AM
RUSSET: Shellie!!! W-we've got to do something!
MERSANDRA: What?! I told you, I... I-I can't! What if an Elder Fairy sees a Smurf with the soon to be Queen??
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posted 09-04-2020 08:28 AM
RUSSET: We'll worry about your coronation later. Right now, we've got to save Shellie. Who knows what these strange monarchs can do to her?
CLUMSY SMURF (narrating): Russet is indeed right. What can these monarchy thingies do to poor Shellie the Snail? Ya'll soon see when we get back to the ice castle in the meanwhile!
BRAINY SMURF (off-screen): It's "meantime"!
CLUMSY SMURF (off-screen): Whatever...
Dyna-Ice and her husband return to the Ice Castle with little Shellie in fright. Dyna-Ice placed Shellie on the table.
DYNA-ICE: Escargot, at last!
ICE KING: Ah, yes. We've succeeded, my dear.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 10-22-2020 07:20 AM
DYNA-ICE: Not quite, my love... She snatches a fork from her husband's hand and then carries Shellie to a cage and tosses the scared little mollusk inside.
ICE KING: Um... What do you mean by that, dear? We've got a magnificently large snail here!
DYNA-ICE: Darling! Isn't it obvious??? The Smurf Village and the Fairy Kingdom both raise snails as livestock... Just as a farmer has his ox or mule, so do the Fairies and Smurfs....
ICE KING: Ok... So, uh... What was the point of capturing the princess??
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posted 10-22-2020 08:41 AM
DYNA-ICE: To keep her from the fairies coronation, of course!
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posted 10-23-2020 04:06 PM
ICE KING: But I thought we were going to start a war between the Smurfs and the Fairies?
DYNA-ICE: Yes, once little Princess Mersandra misses her coronation ceremony, the Fairies will get suspicious... Then they'll follow all the little bits of fake evidence that will cause them to believe that the kidnapping was done by a Smurf!
Dyna-Ice smiles viciously then facepalms as the Ice King proceeds to ask another question...
ICE KING: So... If they go to war, how does that get us our escargot???
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posted 10-23-2020 05:54 PM
DYNA-ICE: They won't even realize that their dear Shellie is gone! They'll keep fighting and fighting until their towns fall apart!
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posted 10-25-2020 06:24 AM
DYNA-ICE: Not only that, but they'll leave all their other worker snails at home... Giving us free reign to snatch up as many as we like!!!
She begins to laugh maniacally.
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posted 10-25-2020 11:11 AM
Clumsy Smurf (voiceover, narrating): With that said, the Queen and her husband stole as many snails as they like for their supper. Leading to an unusual dispute between the Smurfs and the Fairies.
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posted 11-18-2020 10:49 AM
this is getting good! (Well, good-er)
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posted 11-18-2020 10:50 AM
WHA? Ugh where’s my avatar...
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posted 11-19-2020 10:10 AM
Ok it’s back this is smurfy!
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posted 09-27-2021 09:19 PM
ARIEL: Umm... Clumsy?
CLUMSY: Yeah, sis?
ARIEL: Aren't you smurfing a little ahead of yourself?
CLUMSY (confused): Well, I... Uh, what'd'ya mean? Ain't that how the story ends??
BRAINY (visibly frustrated, to the point of nearly throwing off his hat): WHAT ABOUT PAPA SMURF AND MERSANDRA?!!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM???
CLUMSY: Ohhh.... Right! (He returns to narrating, fade to an exhausted Russet(Papa) Smurf and Queen-to-be MERSANDRA, at the very edge of the Smurf village of Papa's youth....)
RUSSET: So, uh... Mersandra, is it?
MERSANDRA: That is correct... and I'm very sorry but I'm legally not even allowed to do so much as look at you, yet you have brought me to your village?! Don't you understand what my kingdom's soldiers could do to your people?
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posted 10-14-2021 07:24 PM
RUSSET: Okay... But I really think we should Smurf together a plan to get my Shellie back and prevent that I war you mentioned...
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posted 10-14-2021 07:44 PM
MERSANDRA: Well, I guess I can sneak away from my father's soldiers to help you rescue your pet snail. One of us will have to distract the king of the palace.
RUSSETT: Why the king, Mersandra?
MERSANDRA: He's easier to fool than the queen.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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