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Topic: MG and Ariel present: Adventures in Smurf Village: Tales of TERROR!!! episode one...
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 08-26-2018 05:59 PM
Ariel: (laughing) Not even close, Strong...
The story resumes and shows Ariel reciting the incantation...
Ariel (narrating): On the contrary I didn't even get to the end of the incantation before...
Ariel (in story): (screaming as the once-Brainy Smurf snatches her off her feet and into the air) Brainy Smurf! P-put me down! P-please j-just put me down! Brainy! It's me, Ariel! Don't you remember me?
The Brainy Beast shows no signs of recognition towards Ariel as it lifts her to its huge mouth and then swallows her alive and whole
Ariel(narrating): Meanwhile in Papa Smurf's lab...
Papa: where is Ariel with those herbs and ingredients I sent her for? She's never taken this long before...
Hefty: You... You don't think one of those... (gulp) things g-got to her?
Handy: Brainy was attacked by a beast... Remember?
Greedy: Yeah! He said he was going to try to get really far away from the village before the transformation gets finished...
Smurfette: Oh smurfness! You don't think...
Papa: (sighs) I'm afraid so... She must have run into him and tried to use a reverse spell to save him from becoming one of them... But instead, she's been taken to become a meal for the Nightdrainer...
Smurfette: Oh no! Poor Ariel!
Papa: It's just more reason to get right to work on that formula... There's still enough of this black fluid on Smurfette to be used as a possible replant serum...
Ariel (narrating): Before long, they had the serum ready to go... But there was one smurf of a problem with that...
Papa: Sadly, there's only enough for one. Smurfette's fine as long as it doesn't rain. I left her with just enough to repel the beasts from her... The serum, once taken, should last about three hours...
Hefty: Enough for one Smurf for three hours, huh? Then we'll split it... Three ways... You know? So there's an hour for each of us...
Handy: But there's four of us who would need the serum... What about you, Papa?
Papa: No need to worry about me, my little Smurfs... I'll be fine right here...
-------------------- I may not always have the answer, but when I do, I stick with it! My fanfic: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/3803.html Submit art for the story: http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/4000.html#000000
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 08-26-2018 08:08 PM
Suddenly, the Brainy Pillow Beast is reaching towards Papa Smurf.
Handy: Uh, Papa Smurf?
Papa: What?
Papa Smurf turns over to see Brainy as a pillow beast.
Papa Smurf: (shocked) GREAT SMURFS!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 08-26-2018 08:13 PM
Brainy is drooling black saliva.
Papa Smurf: We cannot let it go on like this! We have to talk to... The Nightdrainer!
Sloppy is doing the electric guitar riff again whenever someone says "Nightdrainer".
Papa Smurf: Don't worry about Sloppy's electric guitar. Strange modern things like that happen in our village, but not in the more medieval human village.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 08-26-2018 08:23 PM
Hefty: Bro, are you serious?
Handy: Dude, this is pretty smurfed up right here.
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posted 08-26-2018 08:28 PM
Papa Smurf is confused.
Papa Smurf: I'll just ignore that kind of modern slang you're using. Now, we must journey off into the forest to see the...Nightdrainer!
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posted 11-18-2018 08:27 PM
Fade to exterior of the Nightdrainer's Castle.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 11-19-2018 06:43 PM
The NightDrainer is a slimy, tar covered being that stands a towering 8 feet high. He watches the chaos he has let loose upon the Smurf Village through a mirror made from volcanic glass.
NIGHTDRAINER: Just a few more Smurfs and the sacrifice will be properly prepared! No longer shall I have to be a hideous monster... Forced to dwell within the shadows of nightmares... Fuelled by fear... dragging others into my misery... We'll be free, soon, my pets... Just keep bringing Smurfs into the Pillow Realm!
A knock at the door...
PAPA SMURF: NightDrainer! I know you're here! Open the door! You have a lot of explaining to smurf!
-------------------- I may not always have the answer, but when I do, I stick with it! My fanfic: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/3803.html Submit art for the story: http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/4000.html#000000
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posted 11-20-2018 09:27 AM
NIGHTDRAINER: Who might you be at the door?
PAPA SMURF: This is Papa Smurf, speaking!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 11-20-2018 10:22 PM
HEFTY: Hey! How about I use my muscles to break the door open? (shows off his muscles)
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posted 04-15-2019 05:08 PM
PAPA SMURF: Hmm... (ponders) It might as well be worth a shot.
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posted 04-30-2019 05:22 AM
HANDY: How about you use your magic potions to open the door, Papa Smurf?
PAPA: I'll try... (brings out magic potions) But, it won't be easy.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 05-02-2019 07:25 AM
Smurf Strong had been run of her life until she was captured in black goop and personally captured. she had been captured by the Night Drainer in a cage. She gripped the bars of the cage. she was a real not made Smurfette. The female archer groaned kicking the cage and sighed huffing stopping. "let me go you Monster and stop hurting my friends!" she yelled clenching her fists.
The Night Drainer set the cage down looking at her. "your hair as the power to control armies of my pillow beasts!"
smurfstrong's eyes widened and touched her purple bobbed hair. she scowled. "You won't get my hair! SMURF YOU!" she snapped.
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posted 05-04-2019 09:56 AM
HANDY: We'll never lend you our lives, Nightdrainer!
HEFTY: Yeah!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 09-05-2019 01:32 PM
NIGHTDRAINER: *spins around and sees Papa, Handy and Hefty emerge from a crack in the wall* What do you want?!!? Didn't I just send you away?
ARIEL(narrating): The NightDrainer, as well as anyone... Doesn't take too kindly to trespassers. So, of course, as you probably wouldn't have smurfed, he scooped Papa and his rescue team up in his enormous claws and....
We fade back to the group of Smurfs, all but Ariel, gnawing at their fingernails in horror... They leaned in close to hear her...
ARIEL: He... ATE THEM!!!
Everysmurf screamed in terror...
When the screaming stopped, Brainy raised his hand...
ARIEL: Yes?
BRAINY: What about the black slime all over Smurfette? Didn't it protect them?
ARIEL: That was an absorbing solution created by the NightDrainer to extract the joy from a Smurf... Only repelled the beasts because they have no joy to be drained by it...
NARRATOR SMURF: Uh... Heh, quite a good story, Ariel... Anyone else have a thrilling tale of terrismurfing events?
-------------------- I may not always have the answer, but when I do, I stick with it! My fanfic: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/3803.html Submit art for the story: http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/4000.html#000000
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posted 06-10-2020 12:34 PM
BRAINY: What story do you have in mind, Flighty?
FLIGHTY: Gee, I can't think of a scary tale at all... On the other hand, I don't think I'm fit for spooky storytelling... Or am I? (Brainy facepalms himself)
CLUMSY: (ponders, then raised his hand) Oh, I have one...
NARRATOR SMURF: Yes, Clumsy?
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posted 07-22-2020 02:40 PM
CLUMSY: Well, uh... Lemme think... Oh, I got it!
*Clumsy tries to stand up, but falls face first into the rug, where he proceeds to try to tell his story...*
CLUMSY(muffled): 'Ong urgo, iffored moff't of uff urf fmurf'd--
NARRATOR: Pardon?
ARIEL: *uses her power to lift her brother back on his feet* He said... "Long ago, before most of us were smurfed..."
CLUMSY: Uh... Yeah, what she said... Anyway like ah was sayin'... Long ago, before most of us were smurfed...
*We fade into a scene of a place called Ol' Smurfsville, and we zoom in on the door of a mushroom house, opening up to reveal a Smurf male with hair and beard like a chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream cone...*
CLUMSY(narrating): When not all of Papa Smurf's hair had turn'd all snowy-like...
ARIEL: Hold on... Clumsy Smurf, you realize that this sounds a lot like the story Papa told you and me about how he met mother?
CLUMSY: Hahaha that's b'cause it is!
ARIEL: But that's not a scary story...
CLUMSY: Maybe not the way it really was... But I can make it scary!
ARIEL::eyeroll: Fine... Do your worst...
CLUMSY: Like ah was just saying... B'for Papa's hair got all snowy-like...
-------------------- I may not always have the answer, but when I do, I stick with it! My fanfic: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/3803.html Submit art for the story: http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/4000.html#000000
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posted 07-22-2020 02:57 PM
Brainy Smurf: You mean white? Before his beard turned white?
Clumsy Smurf: Uh, yup! (chuckles) Somethin' like that! Now, pay attention.
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posted 07-22-2020 04:47 PM
*The younger Papa Smurf stepped out into the sunlight...*
CLUMY: It was a nice spring mornin' and all Papa... eh, I mean, Russet, I guess...
BRAINY: Russet?
ARIEL: *Facepalms* Papa's real name... well, at least before he was called Papa, was Russet...
GREEDY: Like a potato?
ARIEL: Yeah, before Papa became "Papa", he was...
CLUMSY: Russet, the potatuh farmin' Smurf! Anyways, this is the beginnin' of it all...
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Papa (Russet) Smurf and Mersandra; Queen of Fairies in...
Curse of th' Forbidden Weddin'
*pan down to Russet Smurf plowing the potato field, the Smurf's blue skin freckled and glistening in sweat as he encouraged his giant snail companion along with bits of steamed cabbage...*
RUSSET: Ah... Nothing like an early day's start on the chores, is there, Shellie?
*Shellie slides into her shell, full stomached and tired*
RUSSET: Oh, alright, girl... You take a nap, I'm going for a swim... I'll be back soon, you hear?
*a loud, gurgly snore reverberates its way out of the large snail's shell... Russet laughs as he starts running towards the pond...*
-------------------- I may not always have the answer, but when I do, I stick with it! My fanfic: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/3803.html Submit art for the story: http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/4000.html#000000
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posted 07-22-2020 06:16 PM
Clumsy: (voiceover, narrating) Meanwhile, a wicked ice queen and her dopey husband are left with nuttin' but beans in the food supply of their castle.
*Fade to the interior of the Ice Kingdom, scattered around with cans of beans in the kitchen.*
Dyna-Ice: Beans, beans, beans! Nothing but beans! I'm sick of beans! Beans for breakfast, beans for lunch, beans for dinner! Always, it's beans! What could I do to a nice, juicy steak... Or a slice of baked ham... Or some fried escargot...
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 07-22-2020 06:29 PM
Dyna-Ice: (hatches an idea) Escargot! That's it! Oh, for that foul taste in my mouth once again!
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posted 07-22-2020 08:23 PM
*The Ice King then walks over to a small cage made of ice in the corner of the tower...*
ICE KING: You! Fairy! Conjure us up some food, you hear!
*the creature in the cage turned around, shivering almost violently*
MERSANDRA: Wh-why m-m-must I k-k-k-keep-p t-telling y-you I'm n-not th-that k- kind of f-f-fairy? B-bes-s-sides... *a-tchoo!* i-it's f-f-f-far t-t-too c-cold in here for a f-f- fairy like that t-to do y-you any good! S-so, p-p-please, j-just let me g-go... I'll s-send one of the Royal Fairy Chefs to cook for you...
ICE KING: PAH! And ruin the perfectly good war we're starting??? As if! Princess, kidnapping you the day before your coronation was possibly my greatest stroke of genius yet!
-------------------- I may not always have the answer, but when I do, I stick with it! My fanfic: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/3803.html Submit art for the story: http://bluebuddies.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/4000.html#000000
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posted 07-22-2020 08:41 PM
DYNA-ICE: (to Ice King) Husband, we've got a score of escargot to settle. And whose fairy girl is this?
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