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Topic: Roleplay: Gold Smurfers
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-06-2023 10:39 AM
Smurfette: You can start by releasing Poet!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
Posts: 3276 | From: USA | Registered: Nov 2017
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 11:23 AM
King of Trolls: Of course, my dearest! (To Grock and Zane) Bring the little Smurf here, and be kind: or else you two will deal with me!
(The two trolls exchange astonished looks but say nothing, leaving the throne room.)
King of Trolls: There! Your little blue one shall come here safe and sound, my friends. Anything else I can do for you?
Hefty (before Papa Smurf could reply): Yes!! Relieve Smurfette of the obligation to marry you!
The other Smurfs: Yes, yes! Her place is among us, in Smurf village!
King of Trolls (saddened): Oh... (To Smurfette) It's hard for me to recognize, but I think your friends are quite right, my dear! (He makes mention of kissing her hand but she avoids his gesture discreetly) Anyway, our marriage would never work right: so, I’m sorry, but our engagement is broken! I only hope you'll be considerate and understand it.
Smurfette (pretending sadness): Ohh, what a pity, Your Majesty! But yes, I undersmurf your attitude, so... What else could I do?
(Grock and Zane appear bringing Poet. Papa and the other Smurfs run to him, changing hugs and giving cries of joy.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
Blue Buddy
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posted 06-06-2023 12:16 PM
Papa Smurf: Thanks for everything, Your Majesty! We must be going on our way now!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 12:42 PM
King of Trolls: You're most welcome, Smurfs! Come again!
Hefty (through gritted teeth): You can wait until the cows smurf home...
Smurfette (nudging him): Hush! He might hear you!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 01:10 PM
(At Smurf village...)
Brainy: After all, what did you smurf to make that ghastly Troll King get so nice, Papa Smurf?
Hefty: Yes, he smurfed completely!! Can you explain it?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-07-2023 08:13 AM
Papa Smurf: All I did was smurf a collection of acorns, hazelnuts, smurfberries and other things into gold.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-07-2023 09:06 AM
Hefty (still intrigued): And what could have been those "other things", Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf (smiling): A good amount of... sweetmeats!
Brainy (between surprised and amused): Well now! So this explains how "sweet" that nasty King of Trolls smurfed!
Smurfette: Yes, but all I really want is distance from that "sweetness" of his!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-07-2023 10:17 AM
Poet (with arms crossed): That's right, Smurfette! Because after I smurfed through a hard time in those trolls' hands, I hope I never see them again. No matter their king got sweet or not!
Grouchy: I HATE the Troll King, no matter he got sweet or not!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
Blue Buddy
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posted 06-07-2023 11:44 AM
Hefty: The next time those trolls try to smurf with us, we'll be ready!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
Posts: 3276 | From: USA | Registered: Nov 2017
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-07-2023 01:00 PM
Handy: Yes, indeed! And no more gold for them either. Enough is enough!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
Blue Buddy
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posted 06-07-2023 04:33 PM
Vanity: We can all accept the fact the King of Trolls is nice now.
Clumsy: Yup! And all is smurfy with the world!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-08-2023 07:40 AM
(Meanwhile, at King of Trolls' castle...)
King of Trolls (to all his guards): Very well. Did you understand? From now on, no disturbing fairies, gnomes, Smurfs, dragons, unicorns or any others of the kind. We must respect the neighborhood!
Zane (whispering to Grock): Bah, there goes the fun!
Grock (same): Yes, but you know what will happen if one of us disobeys: taking a bath...
Zane (disgusted): BLEARGH!! Did you really have to remind me this??
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-08-2023 08:56 AM
Grock: Well, look on the bright side. At least we'll get to do what we always wanted to do.
Zane: What's that?
Grock: A trollville act starting the both of us!
Zane: Hey, you're right! How come we haven't done it yet?
Grock: Because we wasted our lives being wicked slaves.
Zane: Oh. (beat) Well, it's wonderful to be good for a change.
Grock: You said it!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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