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Topic: Roleplay: Gold Smurfers
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 05-29-2023 06:30 AM
Zane: Yeah! If you aren't, how come you're blue?
Poet: Because I'm a Smurf, that's how!
Grock glares at Zane.
Grock: You just had to open your mouth?
Zane: Sorry, Grock, but he told you he wasn't a leprechaun.
Grock: Who cares? Smurf, leprechaun or not, where's the crock of gold?
Poet: What are you smurfing about? I don't have a crock of gold!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 06:41 AM
Zane: Sure you do, we trolls value gold for than anything, and we won't let any other gold miners take that away form us!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 05-29-2023 06:54 AM
Poet: Whatever you're smurfing, I don't have any!
Grock: Then, we'll let the King decide!
Zane: We will?
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 07:48 AM
Grock: Yes, we will! Come with us, little gnome!
Poet: Papa Smurf! HELP!!!!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 05-29-2023 08:26 AM
Meanwhile, back in the village, Painter is teaching the Smurflings how to make fine art.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 08:28 AM
Sassette: Boring Bunnies, this is taking forever, Painter!
Snappy: Yeah, I wanna go play smurfball!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 05-29-2023 10:14 AM
Painter: Not to worry, Smurflings. You will go play after your art lessons.
Slouchy: You can't argue with an artist.
Nat: Yeah! Painting nature on canvas can be pretty smurfy and creative!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 10:24 AM
Snappy (crossing his arms, sulky): Maybe for you two, but not for me!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 10:29 AM
*an arrow suddenly hits a tree, a note attached to it*
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 10:49 AM
Painter (startled): Sacre schtroumpf! Where did zis come from?
Slouchy: This arrow seems to have smurfed from among those bushes over there!
Sassette: Mumbling mongooses, who would have smurfed it?
Snappy: At first, we better see what this piece of paper says.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 10:51 AM
*Sassette takes the note and looks at it*
Sassette: Painter, what's a troll?
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 11:08 AM
Painter: Trolls are ugly and terrible creatures zat usually smurf nothing good at all and can be harmful to other beings - even humans!
Slouchy: Smurfs, too?
Painter (opening his arms, disheartened): I'm afraid so, mon p'tit!
Snappy (impatient): But show us the note for good, Sassette! We have no time to smurf!
Nat: That's right, perhaps it means that one of us is in danger!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 11:12 AM
Sassette: It says something about Poet.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 11:25 AM
Slouchy: I wonder if he was smurfed by those certain trolls?
Nat: But why would they have smurfed him, after all?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 11:26 AM
Sassette: I don't know, we better get Pappy Smurf!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 11:43 AM
Snappy (still impatient): Yes, but first I want to read this. (He reaches out to Sassette) Give it to me!
Sassette: Wailing weasels, Snappy, it's impossible to read! (She shows him the note) You see? So badly written. The only thing I got to smurf was "Poet Smurf".
Slouchy (disgusted): Such a lot of scrawls!
Nat (sighing): Well, so it means that only Papa Smurf is able to smurf this.
Painter: Bien sûr. Let's smurf back to the village, mes p'tits.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 12:59 PM
*back at the village*
Papa: Where did you find this note, Smurflings?
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 03:30 PM
Nat: We were in the forest with Painter when an arrow smurfed a tree, bringing the note!
Slouchy: Yes, it says that Poet Smurf was smurfnapped by trolls!
Sassette: Galloping grasshoppers, Pappy, I tried to read it but I couldn't smurf anything besides "Trolls" and "Poet Smurf"!
Snappy (crossly): You had told us that you could read "Poet Smurf" only then!
Sassette (annoyed): Feverish foxes, Snappy! I had forgotten it, so what?
Papa Smurf (astonished): Trolls?! Great Smurfs!! (To the Smurflings) Let me smurf a look at this note, maybe I get to decipher it.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-29-2023 03:32 PM
Sassette: Decipher?
Nat: What does it say, Papa Smurf?
Papa: It's written in Troll language, they said to bring 50 pounds of gold, or we'll never see Poet again!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 05-29-2023 05:18 PM
Smurfette: Oh, dear! Poor Poet!
Clumsy: Uh, yeah! How am I gonna smurf my rock act without 'im?
Brainy: Clumsy, the trolls are keeping Poet hostage over a crock of gold! And you're upset about that?!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 05:27 PM
Handy: More than that, Brainy: in fact, 50 pounds of gold!
Hefty (enraged): Oh, those dirty rascals! When I smurf my hands on them, they'll regret having been born!
Grouchy: I HATE those dirty rascals!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 05-29-2023 09:28 PM
Handy (facepalming): Oops, my bad. A crock of gold is much more than 50 pounds indeed!
Hefty (still angry): A crock of gold, 50 pounds or even a nugget, what difference does it smurf? Anyway, it's such a nerve those bandits' blackmail!
Dreamy (upset): That's right, demanding gold in exchange of Dreamy's liberty. What a cheek!
Papa Smurf: We need a good plan to rescue him, but at first you must calm down, my Smurfs.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 05-30-2023 05:27 AM
Smurfette: But Papa Smurf, where are we gonna find 50 pounds of gold?!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 05-30-2023 07:38 AM
Papa Smurf: I don't know! But to solve the issue, we'll turn something into gold and give it to the trolls!
Brainy: Isn't that fake gold, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Not with magic, it isn't.
Smurfs: (all but Papa and Brainy) Huh?
Papa Smurf: Remember when I smurfed an incantation to Wooly Smurf, in case of such emergencies?
Clumsy: Oh, like when Wooly was wrasslin' up some wool from the shepard's sheep, to keep us warm for the winter!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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