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Topic: Roleplay: Gold Smurfers
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-03-2023 10:16 AM
King of Trolls (noticing Smurfette and staring at her with growing interest): Well, well... But what do we have here? A Smurf girl with hair of gold! (Giving an unpleasant smile) You know, you would make a fine troll queen, little pretty one!
(Hearing that, the Smurfs get indignant at once.)
Hefty (furious): Don't you dare, you...
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-03-2023 10:31 AM
Papa Smurf: Easy, Hefty! (to King of Trolls) Your Majesty, I don't think Smurfette's hair is the right type of gold.
King of Trolls: What do you mean? She's perfect!
Hefty: No, she's not!
Clumsy: Uh, yeah! Let her go already!
Smurfs: (all but Papa talk all at once)
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-03-2023 10:31 AM
Papa Smurf (serious): Calm down, everysmurf! (To Brainy) Smurf me what I kept with you. (Showing the King a pot of gold nuggets) There! I hope this is enough. And now, how about releasing Poet Smurf?
Zane (to Grock, triumphant): Ha! You see? I was right all the time!
The King of Trolls (to the Smurf leader): You know what? I've got a better idea: since you got some gold, then you can get even much more! So, do as I'd just said or else you'll never see your little Smurf again! And in addition, I'll have this beautiful golden girl as my queen!
Smurfette (enraged): I'll never, never, never be your queen, you nasty, greedy and gruesome brute!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-03-2023 10:38 AM
Dreamy: Yeah! If you want Smurfette, you're gonna have to go through me first!
Smurfs: (all but Papa and Dreamy) Huh?!
Handy: But, Dreamy, you can't!
Hefty: Your safety is more important than protecting us!
Dreamy: That may be so, but my astral projection skills can save us!
Papa Smurf: I appreciate your efforts, Dreamy, but maybe we should collect some gold first. Then, we'll see if the King of Trolls wants to marry Smurfette or not.
Dreamy: Oh, all right.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-03-2023 11:15 AM
Smurfette (staring at him, affronted): WHAT?! But Papa Smurf, I won't...
Papa Smurf: Please, Smurfette, be reasonable! (He winks at her) It’s not the good Troll King's fault he couldn’t resist your charms! (To the Smurfs) Well, let's leave and smurf him more gold, my Smurfs. We've got plenty of work to do!
King of Trolls: Just a moment! (Pointing at Smurfette) You all can go, but she'll stay! You didn't think of fooling the Troll King by keeping his fiancée away from him, did you?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-03-2023 11:47 AM
(The Smurfs get angry again and begin to protest and gesture, being contained by the troll guards.)
Smurfette (who had already understood Papa's plan, addresses the Troll King, feigning a coaxing voice): Awww, Your Majesty, be good! I need to smurf to our village because I need all my things to get more beautiful for you!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-03-2023 12:56 PM
King of Trolls: Before the wedding, right?
Smurfette: Uh-huh.
King of Trolls: (ponders) I'll allow it. But don't take too long.
Smurfette: Don't worry. I won't.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-04-2023 08:17 AM
(On the way to the village...)
Handy (incensed): Papa Smurf, I just can't smurf over this situation. That greedy troll king won't be satisfied with the gold you gave him and will always want more! And besides he's got the nerve to force Smurfette to marry him... Fiddlesmurfs, that's too much for me!
Brainy: For us all, Hefty; you're not the only one to dislike it.
Clumsy (with eyes wide open): Gee whiz, just thinking about Smurfette marrying that hideous smurf I shiver!
Jokey: Yes, it’s not only that funny but also unsmurfy at all!
Smurfette (serious): If it's up to me, this shall never smurfhappen, Smurfs! But remember Poet is in the trolls' hands yet. Therefore we must be careful!
Handy: That's right... Poor Handy.
Papa Smurf: Let's not smurf hope. When we get home, I'll ask Greedy whether he still has more breadcrumbs for me to smurf them into gold. Otherwise, I will use smurfberries then.
Brainy: As you smurfed to help Wooly pay the shepherd boy, right, Papa Smurf?
Dreamy (concerned): However, we need to smurf a plan B urgently. Hefty made a good point of reminding those trolls' obsession with gold. What they really want is make us their slaves!
Papa Smurf (smiling enigmatically): As Smurfette said before, this shall never smurfhappen either. This time the King of Trolls and his people shall get their gold again... but in a very special way.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-04-2023 09:34 AM
Oops! My bad... ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Originally posted by Squeaky Smurf:
(On the way to the village...)
Hefty (incensed): Papa Smurf, I just can't smurf over this situation. That greedy troll king won't be satisfied with the gold you gave him and will always want more! And besides he's got the nerve to force Smurfette to marry him... Fiddlesmurfs, that's too much for me!
Brainy: For us all, Hefty; you're not the only one to dislike it.
Clumsy (with eyes wide open): Gee whiz, just thinking about Smurfette marrying that hideous smurf I shiver!
Jokey: Yes, it’s not only that funny but also unsmurfy at all!
Smurfette (serious): If it's up to me, this shall never smurfhappen, Smurfs! But remember Poet is in the trolls' hands yet. Therefore we must be careful!
Handy: That's right... Poor Poet. (...)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-04-2023 02:24 PM
Handy: How, Papa Smurf? It’s like you said, trolls are very crafty.
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-04-2023 07:34 PM
Papa Smurf: They are indeed, but on the other hand their strong desire for gold always smurf them in trouble. And it’s precisely through this weakness that we shall defeat them!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-06-2023 07:18 AM
Meanwhile at Smurfette's home, she was freshening up for the "marriage" with the King of Trokels.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-06-2023 07:19 AM
Smurfette: Oh dear, I hope this marriage doesn't go through.
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-06-2023 07:21 AM
Smurfette then looks at herself in the mirror.
Smurfette: But, it'll be all worth it, once I escape with the others.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 07:33 AM
(Meanwhile, Papa Smurf is working at his lab, using his formula to change common things into gold again... but this time with a particular touch.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-06-2023 07:33 AM
Brainy: What are you smurfing, Papa Smurf?
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 08:23 AM
Papa Smurf: You and the other Smurfs shall undersmurf later, Brainy! For now, please go and join them. I'll meet you when I finish this.
Brainy (a bit disapointed): Oh, OK. (He leaves.)
(The Smurf leader goes on working and after a certain time his magic ends with an incredible outcome.)
Papa Smurf (smiling while seeing the newly made golden nuggets): Well, it's ready! Time to go to the Troll King's now.
(The Smurf leader carries the pot with the gold and meets the Smurfs outside, with Smurfette drawing their attention wearing a beautiful flower in her hair and decked out in a long white dress.)
Smurfette (rolling her eyes, ironical): I only hope I’m presentable enough for "my fiancé" the King of Trolls, Papa Smurf!
All the Smurfs: EWWWWWWWWW!
Grouchy: I HATE EWWWWWWWWW!
(In the Troll King's castle...)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-06-2023 08:25 AM
King of Trollls: Darling Smurfette, you look true blue divine! Shall we dance now or later?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 08:42 AM
King of Trolls (totally enraptured): As you wish, my beautiful queen!
(Hearing that, Hefty and some other Smurfs boil with anger. Papa Smurf makes a discreet gesture, as if asking them to keep calm.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-06-2023 09:13 AM
Papa Smurf (holding Hefty's arm while whispering severely): Easy, Hefty, easy! Or else you’ll smurf everything!
King of Trolls (suspicious): What's going on?
Papa Smurf (thinking quickly): Some Smurfs are somewhat upset because they think they smurforgot the gold you deman... I mean, you asked for!
King of Trolls (same): Do they? But then where’s the gold, after all?
Papa Smurf: Just here, Your Majesty! (To Brainy) Please smurf me the pot.
King of Trolls (looking at the nuggets with shining eyes while rubbing his hands): Ohh, wonderful! Marvelous! Give them to me right now! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Papa Smurf (smiling widely): Sure, Your Majesty: it's all yours!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-06-2023 09:28 AM
The King of Trolls grabbed the crock of gold and gently put it next to his chair.
King of Trolls: Thank you so much, my friends! How can I ever repay you?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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