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Topic: Series 16: Time Travellers: Baby Snatcher
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 03:03 PM
Archive:*comes to life* What happened?
Smurfette: *breaks through crowd, hugs, crying*
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 03:06 PM
Sportette:yay!
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 03:59 PM
Bakette: Hey look, here comes king smurf.
All: *bow* Hello King Smurf!
King: Archive, you're fine?
Archive: yes.
King Smurf: I have come to announce that in my absence Brainy Smurf will be king.
Brainy: *walks up* Yes yes, I will be your king for a week!
All: A WHOLE WEEK! *whine*
Papa: Where are you going King Smurf?
King Smurf: The Smurf Tropics. I have to find a wife by May, I thought I might find one there?
Thank you for understanding. *walks off* Good Bye
Smurfette: Have a nice time. *turns to Brainy* Brainy, please don't make me your servant again.
Brainy: Oh I won't....I'll make Bakette my servant and you my queeen
Bakette: Me? Servant?
Brainy: You'll do it or I'll lock you in the prison!
Bakette: FINE THEN!
Smurfette: But....
Brainy: I know you'r married but you'll do it while I'm ruler! And think it's only for a week!
Archive: How could you
Brainy: Sorry brother, but now I'm making you my new book reader. *passes him 18 books* The Famous quotations of King Brainy Smurf. All the way to Volume 18!
Sportette: What do I do?
Brainy: You're my royal babysitter!
Sportette: Oh, okay
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 04:38 PM
Sportette:wait babysit what a gun? Or you
Brainy:do you want to go to the dungon
Sportette:maybe I do king smarty pants
Brainy:hefty take to the dungon
Hefty:if i do she's going to escape then punch you
Brainy:just do it Bakette!
Bakette:what do you want brainy
Brainy:I want my crown
Bakette:land on your crown or wear it
Brainy:wear it
Bakette:*trows crown at him* take it
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 06:00 PM
Sportette: Brainy.... fine, I'll be nice but only because Pops said I'd get grounded otherwise.
Smurfette: Brainy?
Brainy:it's King Brainy, *turns around*oh my! We can't have you be a queen dressed like that.Bakette,
Bakette: Yes king brainy *rolls eyes*
Brainy: Tell Painter (the royal messanger)to tell Tailor to make the queen a dress! *sits with Smurfette in their thrones*
LATER ON...
Archive: Quotation #76= Always wear your crown/tiara when your a royal. The End
Brainy: What about volume #2?
Archive: Oh yea... I almost forgot*sarcastic* I was so exited!
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 06:05 PM
Sportette:tell me when I need to sit on a baby!*walks away*
Bakette:?
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 06:18 PM
Brainy: ENOUGH WITH THE SARCASTICNESS!
Smurfette: You mean Sarcasim?
Brainy: What ever!
Smurfette: I'm still really upset, please calm down.
Brainy: Sorry my queen. *sits back down*
Smurfette: Please keep it down, I'm very tired.
Brainy: Bakette, draw my lovely Smurfette a bath....she's tired.
Bakette: *walks off*
Smurfette: I don't need a wash!
Brainy: Yes I know....but a bath will help you relax.
Smurfette: *smiles* Okay then.... thanks.
LATER ON...
Bakette: *comes out with paper*
Brainy: FINALLY!
Bakettte: *passes Smurfette paper* Here is your bath.
Brainy: What?
Bakette: The one you asked me to draw?
Brainy: I MEANT RUN IT!
Bakette: Run? With a bath...okay then....
Brainy: I meant put water in it.
Bakette: Right! *walks off*
Smurfette: You know what, I'll just go to bed. Good night brainy.
Brainy: Oh, night. Your room is through that door
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 06:37 PM
Sportette:CAN I SIT ON A BABY NOW!
Brainy:*facepalm*ugh
Sportette:CORRECTION CAN I SIT ON BRAINY NOW!
Brainy:do you want to meet mr dungon
Sportette:YES!
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 07:05 PM
Sportette:DANG IT
Brainy:*ducks down as a knife flies over his head*
Sportette:CAN I SIT ON YOU NOW!
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 07:14 PM
Brainy: Guards take her away!
Hefty, Gutsy, Tuffy and Handy: *come out and drag Sportette to the smurflings kinder garden
AT NIGHT.....
The whole village is sleep
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 07:27 PM
Sportette:What the smurf!*uses chainsaw to breakout* go chainsaws!
Hefty:she's escaping!
Sportette:do you really want to put me back in there
Bakette:quiet down I'm trying to sleep!
Sportette:*pulls out gun* I got a gun!
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 07:42 PM
Hefty: *kisses Sportette* I'm coming with you...!
Smurfette: *from window of the high tower of the castle* Please take me...I hate being a queen!
Sportette: You do?
Hefty: How will we get you down? There are cameras everywhere and your door is locked. Brainy is the only smurf to have a key!
Smurfette: Oh please!
Hefty: Hold on, *runs off comes back with a ladder that's too short* dang!
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 07:57 PM
Sportette:I have a key*pulls out key* I took it from king know it all
Hefty:why?
Sportette:to annoy him so he can be locked in there for a week
Hefty:*takes key and opens door*
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-07-2012 08:01 PM
Sportette: *escapes*
That's all I got
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 08:19 PM
Smurfette: *runs out door*
Hefty: Run *all run through the castle*
Archive: *scrubbing books*
Smurfette: Scrubbing books?
Archive: What are you doing out of your room? Brainy will kill you!
Sportette: So your coming with us?
Archive: *drops books* Uh-huh!
Sportette: Look what I have in my bag!
Smurfette: *unzips bag* MIRACLE! Now let's leave smurf village and come back when brainy's off the throne!
All *run*
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 08:21 PM
Sportette:wait is this going to end up like before
Hefty:most likely
Sportette:do I get a new gun
Others:NO!!!!!
Sportette:aw...
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-07-2012 08:24 PM
Archive: Sportette, you are a psycho...no offense!
Sportette: Oh yeah, wanna start a fight?
Memette: *pops out from bushes* Don't do it Sportette, IT WAS ALL YOU!!
Sportette: Shut up! *whacks Memette with claw hammer*
Memette: OWW!! One day I will whack you with a LOL INTERNET CAR THAT RONALD MCDONALD USES!
Sportette: Stupid.
Archive: Don't mess with my baby, and my life every again!
Sportette: Wanna mess?
Archive: Why not, you started it...so I'll mess you back!
Hefty: Stay away from my girl!
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 08:27 PM
Sportette:do you want to lose a tooth hefty
Hefty:nevermind
Sportette:CHAINSAW TIME!*takes out chainsaw* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-07-2012 08:29 PM
Archive: Stop it...bloody stop it!
Smurfette: *parts in on Archive's side* TAKE THAT CHAINSAW DOWN OR YOU WILL BE CALLED ON TO 911!
Archive: To be in Sing-Sing for 20,000 years!
*in Memette's small headquarters*
Memette: I know what I'm going to do!!! *grabs a toaster* You know what they say...ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST!!! *prepares to violently throw it at Sportette anonymously from behind*
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-07-2012 08:29 PM
LOL, i love how Sportette creates the antagonizing characteristics on the RPGs. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 08:32 PM
Sportette:don't try throwing it*has a gun and shoots toaster* besides to me pain tickles(true fact)
Archive:what are you unstoppable
Sportette:there is nothing to fear and yes
Hefty:now can you guys stop fighting
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 08:33 PM
Thank you
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-07-2012 08:37 PM
No problem Sportette!!
Archive: NO! She has to stop messing with my baby!
*at Memette's headquarters*
Memette: NOOOO!! PLAN FOILED!!! *cries* Ah well, I'll try this... *sneaks up behind Sportette and throws He-Man's weapon of power at her* I wonder what He-Man would say though...
Sportette: OUCH!!
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 08:40 PM
Sportette:*starts laughing* that tickled*has a "candle"* pretty candle
Hefty:wait sportette it's not a candle it's..
BOOM!!
Hefty:dynomite
Sportette:*hits memette in the head with a brick* no doing whatever you did before
Memette:ouch!
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