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Topic: Series 16: Time Travellers: Baby Snatcher
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-05-2012 05:52 PM
Sportette:so who took her
Smurfette:WAS IT YOU!
Sportette:no cause I only want something if I can't have it (this is true that's why I want a gun)
Hefty:I didn't do it!
Smurfette:well she can't walk so she didn't run away
Sportette:she can crawl and the computer won't work anyone knows where I can buy a police dog
-------------------- Seether karma and effect
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 04-05-2012 06:10 PM
Papa: This is horrible!
Tabby: I know where she might be...Follow me
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-05-2012 06:16 PM
Couldn't come up with anything interesting at the moment but here, just to give it a little boost:
Papa, Archive and Smurfette: *follows* Memette: *strolls around the village*
NOTE that Memette is a smurfette that came in my mind somehow, she should have brown hair, wear a black smurf hat with a white bunny rabbit head on the front, a black shirt and blue pants. She should be very interested in internet memes, and is very affectionate to all other smurfs.
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 04-05-2012 06:32 PM
AT THE SMURFLINGS KINDERGARDEN:
Smurfette: Where are all the Smurflings?
Tabby: Nat?
Archive: Slouchy? Snappy?
Sassette: *emerges from under a table* You have to help! Storks are invading...
Memette: Oh No! But Storks are nice?
Sassette: How about one with red eyes?
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 04-05-2012 06:59 PM
Memette: *looks* OH MY GOD!! Nyan cat must take care of this! Sassette: I'm not sure if memes could do this! Memette: Yes it can! *implements Nyan cat* Nyan Cat: *flies for revenge* NYAN NYAN NYAN NYA NYANYANYANYANYA NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 04-05-2012 10:11 PM
Smurfette: *begins to cry* Oh I hop Nyan Cat finds our baby!
Archive: *hugs* I'm sure he will.
Nyan Cat: Nyan, nyan
Papa: He's saying hop on him. *Smurfette, then Archive then Papa hop on, with Sassette in front*
Nyan Cat: Nyan Nyan Nyan
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-06-2012 05:06 AM
Sportette:I'm coming too just with a jetpack*has a jetpack*
sporty(from my story): what went wrong
Sportette:you!
Sporty:*has a chainsaw* you are correct you win $1000000!
Smurfette:*whispering to self*where are you mirical
Sportette:did we look at gargamels
Papa:we're going there right now
Sportette:oh
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 04-06-2012 08:27 AM
Tabby: i'm gonna KILL that wizard!!
Handy: y?
Tabby: um because i had to give birth to her!! where did u come from?
Sportette: NARNIA!!!!
ALL: where?
Tabby: its a closet that takes you to a magical world called narnia!!
Handy: i was at the kindergarden checking up on Sassette and Inventette, u know my sisters!
Smurfette: oh, did u see miracle?
Handy: nope
ALL: UHHHHHHHHH
-------------------- Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-06-2012 10:08 AM
AT GARGAMELS HOVEL
Sportette:gargamels there but no one else
Smurfette:hmmmm...
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Smurfette
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posted 04-06-2012 11:01 AM
Sportette: What's hmmmm?
Smurfette: Stay here. *climbs trough window*
Papa: *grabs her arm* No don't its to dangerous!
Archive: *walks up to her, kisses* That's why I'm going with her!
Sportette: Yea....it's his baby too!
Tabby:Yep! Me and Handy will go in and keep a look out.
Sassette: Why are you going in there anyway?
Handy: Well, Miracle may be here!
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-06-2012 11:11 AM
Sportette:I'm coming too I'm bored
That's all I got
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Smurfette
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posted 04-06-2012 11:17 AM
Smurfette: No Sportette Don't!
Sportette: *knocks every thing over*
Smurfette: Now look at what you've done!
Archive: Shhh, Shhh, do you hear that
All: *be quiet*
Sound in distance: Waaaahhh!
Smurfette: I THINK WE JUST FOUND MIRACLE.
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-06-2012 12:24 PM
Sportette:ya there she is in that cradle next to you
Smurfette:wait was she there the whole time
Sportette:yup
Bakette:never ask sportette to do a task or she just gives you a taco or something
-------------------- Seether karma and effect
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Smurfette
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posted 04-06-2012 11:34 PM
Smurfette: *stops* This could be a trap?
Archive: *grabs miracle* Who cares, let's just get out!
Gargamel: *walks in*
Sportette: *pushes Smurfette* RUN! I'll take care of Gargy!
Miracle: *cry*
Archive: GARGAMEL! *stops running* Why did you have our baby?
Sportette: Archive....what are you doing?
Archive: I'm protecting my baby!
Gargamel: *pulls out net*
Azreal: *growls*
Smurfette: *turns around* ARCHIVE!
Gargamel: *grabs Archive,*
Sportette: *angry* Why you little....
Gargamel: *puts potion all over her*
Sportette: *falls asleep*
Archive: YOU...HOW COULD YOU!
Gargamel: *chucks Archive across the room*
Tabby and Handy: Smurfette!
Tabby: Save Miracle.
Handy: *hugs Smurfette* It's for the best.
Sassette: *still running* Hurry Smurfette!
Bakette: *jumps to Sassettes side* Stay out of it little one!
Tabby: GET OUT OF HERE SMURFETTE! I know he's your husband, but you have a baby now!
Smurfette: And leave you behind?
Handy: Don't worry, Tabby, Archive *who is now concussed and unconscious* , Bakette, Sportette and I are strong, so are you...but you are the mother of a child!
Smurfette: *sees Gargamels hand reaching for Tabby* TABBBY LOOK OUT!
Handy: *pushes Tabby out of the way* Hey she just gave birth!
Smurfette: *cries* *starts running*
Tabby: It'll be okay...we'll take good care of this!
Handy: Stay strong!
Azreal: *pounces*
Smurfette: *runs, Papa reaches to help her up, first takes Mirical, grabs Papas hand, turns around* I hate that guy!
Papa: *pulls up Smurfette, tears come running down his face* My poor little smurfs.
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 06:57 AM
Sportette:*starts to wake up* what happened...oh my god get outta here stupid cat*kicks him* you've been a bad kitty! Now where's garbagesmell
Bakette:oh sportette your up
Sportette:ya get down!*net flies over their heads* found him HEY GARBAGESMELL OVER HERE!
Tabby:what are you doing
Sportette:watch*throws a super sharp knife at gargamel* haha!
Handy:so you throw things at him
Tabby:sounds good to me*takes out a knife and throws it at gargamel*
Sportette:I got a CHAINSAW!*throws chainsaw that's on at gargamel*
Tabby&sportette:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 04-07-2012 12:09 PM
Tabby: I GOTS A BAZOOKA!!!!!
Sportette: OMG!!!
Tabby: *Launches the bazooka at Gargamel*
Handy: I'll get Archive, u 2 run!!!!!!!
-------------------- Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 12:26 PM
Sportette:no! Here take this chainsaw*gives handy chainsaw*
Handy:thanks?
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 12:53 PM
Gutsy and Tuffy: *jump in through the window*
Gutsy: Hey, I'm not letting yopu two have ALL the fun!
Tuffy: *pulls out gun* *starts hooting everywhere* AHAHAHAHAHA!
Handy, Hefty, Gutsy, Tuffy, Tabby, Sportette and Bakette: *archive wakes up* ARCHIVE!~
Gargamel: Who?
Tuffy: him *points*
Sportette: *yells* NOW!
Tuffy=on Gargys nose Handy=Gargamels left foot Tabby=Gargys right foot Sportette= left hand Hefty=right hand Bakette= next to Archive
Bakette: *holds up Archive head* ?????? What happened to you?
Sportette: NOW!
Tabby: *passes up ropes and they tie gargamel up*
Hefty: *falls off Grgamels hand, Sportette jumps down and cathes him on her chainsaw motor thing* I love you! Thanks *they run back up to Gargys hands*
Sportette: I love you too! Now , JUMP OFF!
Tabby: Handy! *grabs his hand and they jump, tieing Gargy up at the same time*
Sportette: *jumps* Whoop whoop....it's Hoopla time!
Archive: *has headache*
Bakette:* looks* oh....sorry.
Archive: *whispers* Yay, you did it, now let's go home!
Hefty: *picks up Archive* Let's take you home buddy.
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Tabby Smurf
MrsHandySmurf
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posted 04-07-2012 01:19 PM
BACK AT THE VILLAGE:
Tabby: were home!!!!!!!
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smurfette: OH ARCHIVE!!!!!!! are u okay?
Archive: i got a headache but im fine *passes out*
Al: OH NO!!!!!!!
-------------------- Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
Posts: 619 | From: Handy Smurf/ MrsHandySmurf mushroom, Smurf Village | Registered: Jul 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 01:39 PM
Sportette:oh my god
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 01:53 PM
Smurfette: Archive!
Papa: *comes running out*
Gutsy and Hefty: *pull Smurfette away*
Smurfette: *screaming* ARCHIVE!! ARCHIVE!
Archive: *stops breathing*
Tuffy: I have to go.
Handy: Me too.
Tabby and Sportette: *stare at Smurfette*
Sportette: Will he be okay Papa Smurf?
Papa: He, he...
Tabby: *starts doing CPR* No, we can't lose him!
Sportette: *tears up* Tabby Stop!
Papa: It's too late.
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 04-07-2012 02:03 PM
Sportette:holy smurf going down*faints*
Hefty:*catches her* she is heavy oh my god
Smurfette:*starts crying*
Sportette:*wakes up* I just had a horrible dream wait it's true
Tabby:no no no this can't be happening
Sportette:why does it have to happen
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Smurfette
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posted 04-07-2012 02:50 PM
Papa: GET SMURFETTE OUT OF HERE!
Gutsy and Hefty: *pull her away*
Sportette: I have some potion...it brings people to life!
Papa: Go get it now!
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