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Topic: The Smurfs Campout
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smurflina
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posted 10-14-2015 03:40 PM
Countrette: (swings down from the trees) hey ya'll if it aint lumberjack? And redneck been some time.
Smurflina: country?!? Your back!
Countrette: ha yah marco let me off i get a holidah! Dah guys at the village said yall were here.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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smurflina
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posted 10-14-2015 03:41 PM
Countrette: (swings down from the trees) hey ya'll if it aint lumberjack? And redneck been some time.
Smurflina: country?!? Your back!
Countrette: ha yah marco let me off i get a holidah! Dah guys at the village said yall were here.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-16-2015 11:52 AM
.....Sorry...
Redneck: Hey lass!
Lumberjack: Hi and bye!
Countrette: But...Where you headin to?
Lumberjack: To smurf sway from this Smurfin Smurf!
Countrette: ??????
(In the woods...)
Redneck: Really lad!
Lumberjack: You said that this was a-goin to be fun! I can't understand a single smurf when their a-talkin ghost stories! Miner is here! And this is just plain borin!
Redneck: The night just started lad! Please come back! We'll think of somthin fun!
(Meanwhile, in the bushes...)
Gargamel: (Wispering to himself) Hee hee hee! Two little Smurfs, alone in the dark....So far away from their village...Why no one would here them, ai Azrael?
Azrael: Hee hee hee! Meaw!
(Then Gargamel leaps out of the bushes!)
Gargamel: AHAH SMURFS! I"VE GOT YOU THIS TIME!!
Lumberjack: Gargamel! Run lass!
Redneck: AWW...I ain't afraid of 'em!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-16-2015 12:50 PM
Countrette: yah smurfin crazy im in! Na na over here big and ugly!
Gargamel: ill show you you blue beggar
Countrette: (laughs) not on your life!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-16-2015 05:34 PM
(Then the three Smurfs swerve around Gargamel,makin him dizzy...The Azrael jumps out and launches himself at the Smurfs...So then, Countrette jumps on the back of Azrael, and rides 'em like a bull!)
Countrette: Yeee Hawwww! Gidy on up pussy!
Redneck: Yah lass! Get 'em!
Gargamel: Make fun of MY cat will you!? I'll get you if it's thelast thing I ever do!
Redneck: Ha ha! It probibally will be!...
Gargamel: Ah ha! You will be my trophy!
(Then Gargamel grabs Lumberjack....Different huh?! Usually in stories, it's the girl that is in trouble....Ha ha ha! ...Sorry...Couldn't help it...)
Lumberjack: Efin-Begorra! Where's an ax when you need it!...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-18-2015 07:06 AM
(Meanwhile, unknowing what has happened to the three Smurfs who were captured....Some of the Smurfettes joined up and walked with Poet a little away from the campfire....)
Buffy: Anyway...Enough of those silly ghost stories, we want to hear a poem!
Smurfette: Yah! But not an incredibly short one...
Bakette: One about humans!
Smurfette: Oh! One about love conquers all!
Poet: Ummm...Uh, how about this, it's about an evil King who rains with terror over the land, until the hero comes up and conquers him with love and peace...
Smurflina: Interesting...But make the hero a Smurf!
Poet: Very well! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Poet: Hold on one moment...It's comming to me...Ah! Ok, here we go...
To not be welcomed,
to not be seen,
but to feel the sorrow and the pain.
Innocence treated as guilty,
through the trials that they faced...
Which lead to being outcasts,
and almost became their fate.
Til one glorious day,
to which a Smurf stepped forth,
and fought, not for one,
but for all in the east,south west,
and north.
The battle raged on and on,
alas, despite all he tried,
the Smurf could not create a bond,
with the enemy,
who's leader sat so proud and so strong,
laughing, while striking the weak.
"To be a leader, one must fail,"
Sighed the hero of this tale.
"What must I do to finally win?
To bring peace to the land,
flowing with love once again?"
"There is NOTHING you can do!"
Mocked the evil King.
"My terror will never cease to roam the lands,
the destiny of the Smurfs are in my hands,
my plans are complete,
as long as I am to rein!"
Sorrow will never cease...
For now, to hero of this tale,
was now under the King's evil spell,
and has looked in the eyes of defeat.
"You are under MY power,
you are under MY rule,
you will do everything that I say!"
"For no Smurf can resist temptations,
far and wide as the eye can see!"
Then the hero of this tale,
fell to his knees and cried,
"We can fight!
We can resist!
For there is still love within!
To find it within your heart, mind, and soul,
the power of love,
founded from above,
can surely find it's way in."
Then the clouds opened,
showing the light from above.
The evil King gasped!
And faded away,
to which is still a mystery today...
Alas, the evil King was no more,
and love and hope poured forth,
into the land of once was surely doomed,
This land has surely bloomed,
to a happy village once more!
And as this poem comes to an end,
the hero of this tale must attend,
victory, as never before!
Poet: well, how do you like it?
(The Smurfettes could do nothing but sit there with their mouths wide open...)
Poet: It was that bad?...
Smurfette: Poet...That was beautiful!
Poet: REALLY?!
Buffy: Yah! How did you come up with it?
Poet: INSPIRATION!
Hefty: Aw, that was nothin! Kid stuff!...
Poet: HMMM! Everysmurf is a critique!
Hefty: What we really need is a good old fun game to play:
Buffy: But Hefty! It's dark now!
Hefty: SOOOO What!? We'll play Smurfines!
Handy: I haven't played that game in so long!
Buffy: What's Smurfines?
Handy: It's hide-and-go-smurf in the dark!
Everysmurf: Yah! Let's play!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 10-18-2015 04:57 PM
Countrette: Oh smurf! Dang nabbit looks like ill use mah smurfin laso! (Pulls out lasso) yahhhhh azearl!!!! (Wips azearal with lasso)
Meanwhile the smurfs were playing smurfines
Smurfina: everyone knows im the best hider!! (Smiles)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-18-2015 05:10 PM
Hefty: Brainey's it!
(Then everysmurf ran off to hide before Brainey got the chance to say anything...)
Brainey:This is very unsmurfy! I'm always it! Smurf tag- I'm it! Ring around the Smurfberry- I'm it! Hide-and-go-Smurf-I'm it! Smurfines-I'm it!...Hmmm...I must be very talented in those aspects...
Smurflina: Hee hee hee! He'll never find me here!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-18-2015 05:13 PM
Hefty: Brainey's it!
(Then everysmurf ran off to hide before Brainey got the chance to say anything...)
Brainey:This is very unsmurfy! I'm always it! Smurf tag- I'm it! Ring around the Smurfberry- I'm it! Hide-and-go-Smurf-I'm it! Smurfines-I'm it!...Hmmm...I must be very talented in those aspects...
Smurflina: Hee hee hee! He'll never find me here!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 10-19-2015 04:58 AM
Smurflina: hides in a smurfberry bush camoflaging self
Buffy: hides in an owl nest
Ginger: hides in a rabbit hole.
Meanwhile: wanna hitchah ride redneck?
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-19-2015 10:51 AM
Redneck: Not now! He's got Lumberjack!
Gargamel: Aha! Now I have you all!
(Then Gargamel grabs the two Smurfettes and carries them off to his house and puts them in a cage...)
Countrette: Why you stupid son of a gun!
Gargamel: Quiet! I need some peace and quiet!
Redneck: Oh really...?
Lumberjack: Don't do it lass...Were already in hot water as it is!
(Then Redneck Smurfette winks at Countrette, who knows what's up...)
Redneck: Join in after me...
Countrette: Hee hee hee!
Redneck: La la lala la la!An Irish girl a-singin a song!...
La la lala la la!I can smurf it all day long!...
La la lala la la!I am a redhead too!....
La la lala la la!My heart is smurfy blue!...
La la lala la la!If you want to bug me, don't even try!...
La la lala la la!'Cause this Smurfette will make you cry!
Gargamel: QUIET! ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
Countrette: La la lala lala! Sing a smurfy song!....
Redneck: La la lala lala! Smurf it all day long!...
Together: La la lala la la la lala la la!....
Gargamel: SHUT UP! Defy me will you!? What kind of Smurfettes are you anyways?!
Redneck: The kinds with red hair, you pussy!
Gargamel: ![[Gargamel]](graemlins/gargamel.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 10-19-2015 12:38 PM
Countrette: dat right! (Laughs)
Gargamel: shut up!
Countrette: to talk a tive for yah?
Gargamel: youll be the first for gold
Countrette: not on mah life (rolls eyes)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-19-2015 02:06 PM
Gargamel: Now to look for more Smurfs...Come Azrael!
Azrael: Mew Maw!
(Meanwhile....)
Smurflina: Shhh Buffy! You'll give us away!
Gargamel: I"M AFRAID SHE ALREADY HAS SMURF!
Everysmurf: [B] Gargamel! [B]
(In Gargamel's lair...)
Redneck: That stupid pussy! 'Supprised he aint ossified...
Countrette: Yup!
Countrette: Ya ain't said much Lumberjack...
Lumberjack: Well, while you two lasses were a-buggin the smurf outta Gargamel, I Sliped and got the keys...
(Then, he twirls the keys 'round his finger like a big-shot)
Redneck: You never cease to amaze me lad...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 10-19-2015 02:18 PM
Buffy: smurf it!!! (Jumps down landing on gargamels foot)
Gargamel: growls in pain
Buffy: (sticks tougue out at him and starts running)
Contrette: giggles) golly jack you showed him
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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