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Topic: The Smurfs Campout
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 10:19 AM
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
This story smurfs a different tale....You see, usually when the Smurfs go out into the forest to have a good time, the have as much fun as a smurf can have...Being smurfy to one another....Playing together...As peaceful as ever.... But this story is different from all of that...Or is it??
*This story opens in Smurf Village where everyone is having a smurfy time....
(As Lumberjack Smurf and Redneck Smurfette start on their way towards the forest, some other Smurfs come along....)
Lumberjack: La la lala la la........
Redneck: .....La lala la la!
Miner: Hey you two! Whare are you a-goin?
Redneck: Were off to go fishin and huntin and a bunch of smurfy things!
Lumberjack: Ah-yup! They be much smurfier out in the forest!
Miner: Efin-Begorra! They are lad! Tis they are! Say, I just might be a-headin down to the old mine later on, mabey I'll be seen the two of you a-later on!
Redneck: Ohhh...We would like that lad...
Miner: Well, I'll be seein you!
Redneck: Bye!
(As they walk a little farther away...)
Lumberjack: Efin-Begorra!! Why is it that you get all soft when your around Miner lass?!
Redneck: Nothin! I just really like the lad's accent!...... ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
Lumberjack: But I'm Irish too! I have an accent just like Miner, lassie, all the same!
Redneck: I know...There is just somthing different about him...
(Later on, as they are fishing...)
Lumberjack: Watch it lass! You got a big one on the line!
Redneck: Shoot! This one is a wopper!
(Then, Miner comes along...)
Miner: Ai! Lassie, you you need a hand?
(Lumberjack Quickly snaps his head back!)
Lumberjack: She's fine!
Miner: Come now, let me help the lass..
(Then, as they both pull hard on the pole, the fall backwards)
Lumberjack: Ai! Get your grubbin hands off of me lassie!! ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
Redneck: But lad, he was just tryi....
Lumberjack: Go on! Get! SMURF OUT O' HERE!!!
(As miner runs off, he says to himself... )
Miner: Efin-Begorra! No Smurf appreciates a good helpin hand these days!.....
(Back at where the two smurfs were...)
Lumberjack: Well! I showed him!
Redneck: LUMBERJACK! WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?
Lumberjack: With me?!
Redneck: Yah! Just because I like the way he talks dosn't mean anything!
Lumberjack: And what about that scene that happened there lassie?!...
Redneck: He would of done it for anySmurf!
Lumberjack: (Wisper) Bloody Cuunt....
Redneck: Psh! Stop being a drama queen lad!
Lumberjack: Can't help it lass...
Redneck: How about we do somthin fun to take your mind off of this stupid drama lad?
Lumberjack: Yah, Like what?!
Redneck: Well, we haven't been on a campout in a while!
Lumberjack: Yeh, but every time that we go, the other Smurfs get scanraithe!
(Scanraithe is an Irish word for scared.)
Redneck: Well, we will only invite a few then...
Lumberjack: But not Miner!
Redneck: Fine lad!
(Later on in the village, Redneck Smurfette starts to invite Hefty, Jokey, Tailer, Smurflina, and some other Smurfs and Smurfettes...But word gets around fast...)
Handy: Hey, did you hear that Redneck Smurfette and Lumberjack Smurf are having a campout?
Hefty: Yah! Were you invited?
Handy: Yes, were you?
Handy: Uh-huh!
Brainey: Well! I certainly wasn't invited!
(Hefty and Handy sniker)
Handy: Well, mabey she just forgot...
Brainey: Well, in that case, I find it my duty to inform everysmurf whom she forgot to invite about the event!
(A few moments later, after Brainey leaves, Jokey comes up laughing...)
Jokey: Hey Hefty! Were you invited?
Hefty: Yah!...But did you hear that Redneck forgot to invite Brainey?
Jokey: Ha ha! No wonder! But that's nothing! Did you hear what happened this morning?
Handy: No!
Hefty: No!
Jokey: Well, Redneck Smurfette and Lumberjack got in a fight over Miner Smurf!
Hefty: Really? Why?!
Jokey: Well, I heard it like this.....
(As Jokey Smurf tells his story, the other Smurfs start laughting...Then, all of a sudden...)
Jokey: ....Say!...This gives me a funny idea....
(Later on...As Lumberjack and Redneck Set up a campfire and some stumps about it...)
Redneck: Really lad, a nice night under the stars will get you goin back!
Lumberjack: I be gessin so lass...
(Soon the other Smurfs come up, but it is more then they expected...)
Everyone: Hi Smurfs!
Redneck: Hi! ...Oh!.....Um.... There are a lot of you...
(Then Lumberjack turns around...)
Lumberjack: Efin-Begorra! You said that you would only invite a few lass!
Jokey: Well...The more, the smurfier!
Brainey: Ah, yes! I felt it my duty to inform the Smurfs that Redneck Smurfette care-lesly neglected to inform about the event!
(Lumberjack glares at Brainey...)
Miner: Ai! How are you lad!
Lumberjack: Who invited Miner?!
Jokey: Ha ha ha! I did! ....Uh... Funny, huh?
... I know that it has a long begenning, but the scene is set! ![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 11:41 AM
Pranky smurfette: (mocks lumber jack) who be invitin miner (snickers)
Smurflina: gosh pranky your jokes are so funny (rolls eyes)
Jewelette smurfling: HEY REDNECK!!!
Ginger smurfette: shhh!
Jewelette: its the out doors!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 01:03 PM
Redneck: Yah, lass! No rules....But don't go too crazy...
Ginger: Ohhhh....
Prankey: Hey Redneck, wanna pull a prank?
Redneck: Tempting lass, but I'll have to pull me prank after a-settin up the fire...
Prankey: Hee hee hee! Ok!
Baker: So what do you Smurfs want to do first?
Smurfette: Let's play a game!
Handy: Yah! That is a great idea!
Lumberjack: Hold your horses Smurfs! We still have to build a fire! It'l get dark soon!
Tabby: Yah! Which means that we only have a little while to play a game!
Miner: Lumberjack is right Smurfs we need...
Lumberjack: I DONT need your help Miner...
Miner: But lad! I was just tryi....
Lumberjack:Téigh !
Redneck: Um...What is it lass?>>>
Tabby: Well, listen here...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 01:11 PM
Smurflina: oooo its getting heated up here (teases)
Buffy: smirks) well lets get the fire wood
Jewelette: smurfaroo!
Ginger: lets just get the fire wood We need some extra to cook some food
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 01:23 PM
Baker: Oh! What are you Smurfettes doing?
Buffy: We are getting firewood for the fire!
Jokey: But don't you want to play a game with us? Ha! ha! ha!
Lumberjack: Well at least the lassies are being more then a wee bit helpful.....More then any other Smurf...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 01:29 PM
Pranky: that would be fun but sometimes some smurfs have stuff to do before they have fun.
Smurflina: true plus get to see more outdoors.
Buffy: okay so whos doin what? (Crosses arms)
Ginger: errrr i dunno
Jewelette: cannnnn i help? (Does puppy dog eyes)
Buffy: shrugs) not up tah me..
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 01:32 PM
Pranky: that would be fun but sometimes some smurfs have stuff to do before they have fun.
Smurflina: true plus get to see more outdoors.
Buffy: okay so whos doin what? (Crosses arms)
Ginger: errrr i dunno
Jewelette: cannnnn i help? (Does puppy dog eyes)
Buffy: shrugs) not up tah me..
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 01:37 PM
Habdy: Well, no matter...It's getting dark anyways...
Jokey: Ha! HA! HA! Time for some ghost stories!
Lumberjack: No! Don't give me lass any ideas!...
Redneck: Yah! Ghost stories!
Buffy: Errr...I dono Redneck...Last time you got a little carried away...
Redneck: Nah...You were just a-bien scardy lassies..
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 01:42 PM
Buffy: i was not scared lumber jack its just stories
Smurflina: yes you were!
Buffy: (gives death glare)
Smurflina: haha i mean yes you were not!
Buffy: crosses arms ) better
Ginger: awesome i love telling scary stories! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 01:43 PM
Buffy: i was not scared lumber jack its just stories
Smurflina: yes you were!
Buffy: (gives death glare)
Smurflina: haha i mean yes you were not!
Buffy: crosses arms ) better
Ginger: awesome i love telling scary stories!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 02:07 PM
(Then, with out any smurf knowin, Redneck grabbed Jokey by the arm behind the tree and wispered...)
Redneck: Is everything ready?
Jokey: HaHa! Yah! This is going to be the smurfiest!
Redneck: Ok, just act like you don't know nothin and we'll scare the smurfs off of 'em lad!
(At the campfire)
Redneck: "Gather 'round my smurfy friends,
to tell of smurfy stories without good ends...
And to speak of scary things!
Of whitches hats...
and cats and bats!
...That fly on the Devil's wings...!
Buffy: Oh...I'm going to regret this...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 02:17 PM
Smurflina: i cant wait!!!!
Ginger: whos telling first?!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 03:12 PM
Buffy: Well SHE can go last!
Redneck: Pff! Scardy lassie....
Brainey: ME! ME! I wanna go first!
Smurflina: Well... Ok!
Brainey: Well, it happened to me not too long ago...It was a dark-stormy night where I had just gotten home from an important mission. I looked around my house and there was somthing wrong...
Tabby: Say, this might be good...
Brainey: ...I turned on the lights...AND THERE IT WAS!
Hefty: WHAT?!
Brainey: One of my magnificent books have been knocked over!
Hefty: Ah, that's not funny at all!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 03:27 PM
Ginger: oooo i got one!
Smurflina: hopefully its better than brainys
Ginger: ok...on a dark quiet night like this on two smurfs were wandering in the woods that were said to be haunted but the devil tree... The smurfs wandered deeper in the woods from the glow of there landern as it flickered loosing light the smurfs grew scared and suddenly there was a rushle and crack a twig...and loud moaning came getting closer and closer the smurfs ran and the beast ran after them and swallow them alive and to this day the lost smurfs remain alive in the trunk of the devil tree.....
Pranky: holy smurf cabobs!!!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 03:35 PM
Handy: Say, isn't there a devil tree near here?
Brainey: Th..Th..There is?...
Smurflina: Yah, just over there!
Jokey: Well, let's check it out
Everyone: Yah!
Brainey: Uh...I think I'll stay here to guard the campfire...
Smurfette: Coward...
Buffy: Uh...I think that I'll stay here, to make sure that Brainey dosn't get too scared...
Redneck: Ohhh no ya don't lass! Your a-smurfin with us!
Jokey: Hee! Hee! Hee! This smurfs the perfect opertunity...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 03:45 PM
Ginger: it might eat brainy alive if he stays alone (laughs)
Smurflina: (groans) rrrrrrrrr
Buffy: good point
Jewelette: (hides in the bush making it rustle and breaks a stick) ggggggr
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 10-12-2015 03:49 PM
Sweet Smurf: Alright, how about this - The story of Sonic.exe! This is a story of a guy named Tom! He was a Sonic fan! One day, he received a disk with a letter from his friend Kyle! The letter said: Dear, Tom! I trying destroying the disk to destroy him but I can't! He's too fast! Signed, Kyle!
Sacredly: (panicking) Was it the Illimuniati?
Sweet Smurf: No, not the Illimuniati! Tom thought it was a prank! He picked on it was written Sonic.exe!
All: GASP!
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 03:52 PM
Smurflina: oh so whats sonic exe?
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-12-2015 03:52 PM
Sorry lass, I was goin to comment, but I really don't feel too good. I reply later, and if not, then tommorow...Sorry
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 10-12-2015 03:59 PM
Ok
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 10-12-2015 04:05 PM
Sweet Smurf: Getting to that! He put that disk and to his surprise, it was the first Sonic game! At least he thought it until the screen changed for a split second! The sky turned black and the water became hyper-realistic blood! The logo became rusting and the date of when the game was made now read SEGA 666! But... Sonic looked difference! His eyes were now pitched black with red pupils and wearing bleeding with blood! And Sonic was looking right at Tom!
All: Gasped!
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 10-13-2015 11:56 AM
Sweet Smurf: If you want to know what happened next!
All: What?
Sweet Smurf: The character select screen appeared and you can select Tails, Knuckles or... Robotnik! Tom selected Tails!
All: Uh, oh!
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smurflina
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posted 10-14-2015 12:37 PM
Smurflina: alright well whos telling a stary story next?
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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smurflina
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posted 10-14-2015 12:38 PM
Smurflina: alright well whos telling a stary story next?
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 10-14-2015 02:44 PM
Lumberjack: Efin-Begorra!I don't understand a single smurf their smurfing lass!
Redneck: Eh...Uh, don't fret laddie, it's get better...Um...You liked Ginger's story...right?...
Lumberjack: (Sarcastically) Oh yah, lassie, were havin a whale of a time!... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Redneck: Just wait laddie!
Miner: I be thinkin that it be my turn to tell a story!
Lumberjack: I'm leaving.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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