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Topic: Roleplay: Smurfs Christmas
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 11-26-2014 06:29 PM
Sweet Smurf: I don't know, they just don't!
Papa: (burp)
Vexy: PAPA!
Papa: What? It's a complement!
Posts: 696 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2014
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PapaPretzel
Smurfling
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posted 11-29-2014 03:40 PM
Gargamel: Is anyone else bored?
Papa: Yeah but if I had Wendy's I wouldn't be
Gargamel: Um yes you would
Azrael: I have an idea
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ALL BY MYSELF!!!! wendys pretzel bacon cheese burger
Posts: 48 | From: wendys restaurant | Registered: Sep 2014
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 11-30-2014 12:06 AM
Smurfette: Let me guess: We are going to watch "The Grinch"?
Azrael: No, we let Scruple do stand-up comedy!
Scruple: Got to go (Runs off)
Sweet Smurf: Okay, I'll do it!
Posts: 696 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2014
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PapaPretzel
Smurfling
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posted 11-30-2014 09:35 AM
Azrael: Ok since scruple is being weird
Papa: Everyone come over here
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ALL BY MYSELF!!!! wendys pretzel bacon cheese burger
Posts: 48 | From: wendys restaurant | Registered: Sep 2014
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 12-02-2014 10:05 AM
Sweet Smurf: Okay, everysmurf, why did ET receive the phone bill?
Smurfette: Why?
Sweet Smurf: Because he phoned home!
Smurfette laughs
Smurfette: Because he phoned home! (Laughs) That's very funny!
Vexy: I don't get it!
Gargamel: For someone I created when I was trapped in modern times, you know nothing about the modern world?
Vexy: Yes.
Posts: 696 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2014
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ShaggySmurf
Smurfling
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posted 12-02-2014 02:16 PM
Sweet Smurf, you didn't know this yet, but i like came up with a different way for Vexy and Hackus to be in the smurfs cause I like don't like how the movie made them be in modern times. I like them to stay in the middle ages, so they also don't know what ET or Buzz Lightyear is, man.
Grouchy: I hate stand up comedy... but I will.
Papa: That means he wants to do stand up comedy but he doesn't want to admit it.
Sweet: Okay. I didn't think Grouchy liked jokes though.
Grouchy: I love jokes...but I hate anyone to know.
Papa: You don't like jokes. You always get mad at Jokey when he does any jokes to you.
Grouchy: I like comedy..
Smurfette: Um.. okay.
Grouchy: Here I go. Why was the number zero fired?
Vexy: Grouchy, are you really gonna tell math jokes.
Papa: Grouchy even I'm not good at math.
Grouchy: Fine. Um..
Shaggy: What?
Grocuhy: All I know is math jokes.
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Like chill man
Posts: 44 | From: Coolsville | Registered: Sep 2014
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 12-20-2014 01:56 PM
Sweet Smurf: Aw, come on! The answer is "Because he got nothing done!"
Everyone goes silent
Vexy: I don't get it!
Jokey hits Brainy on the head
Brainy: Hey!
Jokey: (sarcastic) Sorry, just a gadget malfunction!
Sweet Smurf: But you're not Inspector Gadget!
Jokey: Exactly, I was being sarcastic!
Everyone laugh
Brainy: Why are you laughing?
Smurfette: Basically because you got hit on the head!
Posts: 696 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2014
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Sweet Tooth Smurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 02-02-2015 08:08 PM
Brainy: I'll tell Papa Smurf!
Papa: Oh shut up Brainy I dont care about your miserable life!
Jokey: Hey Gargamel, take this gift!
Gargamel: Oh I don't think i've recieved a gift in atleast Forty years!
Gargamel opens the gift and explodes in his face.
Gargamel: WHY YOU BLASTED SMURF I'LL TURN YOU INTO MY LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Tooth Smurf: Did someone mention Chocolate?!?
Papa: No Sweet Tooth! Now get out!
Greedy: And dont even look at my chocolate!
Sweet Smurf: GUYS STOP ARGUING CAUSE CHRISTMAS ALREADY ENDED LIKE A MONTH AGO!!!!!!
Sweet Tooth: I just wanted chocolate...
Gargamel: I'll turn you into chocolate if you mention that one more time!
Shaggy: Like chill dudes you are totally ruining the moment!
Brainy: Someone bring me to Doctor Smurf so he can see if I have some damage to my skull!
Nurse Smurf: Dude shut up and get out already no one even likes you!
Doctor Smurf: Dude im not checking you.
Brainy: I'll tell Papa Smurf!
Posts: 5 | From: Canada | Registered: Jan 2015
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teenyette13
Smurf
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posted 03-26-2015 11:04 AM
all: brainy!
brainy: heh heh
azrael: hey look, schroples back!
schrouple: im only back because i was being chased by social services.
grouchy: i hate not telling jokes.
papa: so, you want to go back up?
grouchy: i wont hate that.
smurfette: ok, so shoot
gargamel:i can think of a few things id like to shoot.
brainy:papa smurf!
papa: shut the bleep up brainy everyone hates you! have you ever wondered why you get thrown so much?
brainy: sheesh.
grouchy: why did the smurf cross the road?
all groan
grouchy: to get away from gargamel, on the first side!
smurfette fake laughs noticably
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lalalalalala
i am very fun,
lalalalalala
but if im angry run!
Posts: 226 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Mar 2015
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teenyette13
Smurf
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posted 03-28-2015 10:32 AM
scruple: sooooo, what now?
papa:lets all get some wendys!
all: no!
brainy: sorry im late, i was getting "qoutations from brainy smurf"!
scruple throws brainy in a puddle
brainy: well fine! hmmph!
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lalalalalala
i am very fun,
lalalalalala
but if im angry run!
Posts: 226 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
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posted 10-11-2015 04:55 PM
Jewelette: yay its christmas its the best time of the year
Snappy: yay yay
Sassette: jumping jack rabbits i hope i dont get under that stuff!! (Gags looking at the hanging holly)
Jewelette: what you scared? (Giggles)
Slouchy: why wouldnt she be?
Jewelette: hmph its nit like somebody spit on you
Nat: uhhh right?
Meanwhile smurflina was helping hang decorations singing deck the halls on the right pitch
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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kawaii moe smurfling
Baby Smurf
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posted 10-24-2015 03:07 PM
kawaii moe smurflng: hi i've been left all alone and heard singin g so i came running? i'm alone
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smurf in a petticoat don't hit me
Posts: 5 | From: lousiana | Registered: Oct 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
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posted 11-04-2015 05:40 AM
Smurflina: oh hey young smurfling wanna help! (smiles brightly)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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kawaii moe smurfling
Baby Smurf
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posted 11-08-2015 12:39 PM
kawaii: umm sure
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smurf in a petticoat don't hit me
Posts: 5 | From: lousiana | Registered: Oct 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
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posted 11-12-2015 11:48 AM
Smurflina: great here some holly! (Smiles and hangs more up handing you some
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 12-08-2015 03:28 PM
(While the Smurfettes are decorating, Redneck Smurfette comes up...)
Smurflina: Hey Redneck!
Redneck: Well, it's nice to see that you lassies are in the holiday spirit...The other Smurfs are just cursin and yellin and bangin up on Brainey...
(Then Miner and Lumberjack walk up)
Miner: Efin-begorra! I hear you lass!
Lumberjack: Yup...Remember when Christmas was the one season where nosmurf was not in the spirit?
Kawaii: Hee hee! Even Grouchy Smurf!
Centry Smurf: Hey, can I help?
Redneck: Sure!
(As everysmurf was decorating, Redneck Smurfette went into her house, and brought out this BIG box of decorations...)
(Two hours later...)
Lumberjack: Hey...Have you Smurfs seen my lassie?
Smurflina: Not for a while...
Centry: I think she went into her house...
(Once they opened the door...)
Miner: EFIN-BEGORRA!
Lumberjack: Lassie!
Redneck: What?
Smurflina: Why are there SOO many decorations?
Redneck: What? It's an Irish tradition to put as many ornaments as many places as you can put them.
Centry: I think that you went a little overboard...
Lumberjack: Ai...
(Redneck just shrugs her sholders and walks out...)
![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
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posted 12-16-2015 06:21 AM
Lovette sees
Lovette: eyes go hearts and twirls) its sooooooo amazing!!!
Angerette: pff sure
Melody: wish u a merry merrrrrry CHRISTMAS! (grabs angerettes hand and twirls her)
countrette: golly...
Melody: come on nothin better than singing christmas carols!!!
Smurflina: yah... (smiles)
Melody: its snowy lets have a snow ball fight !!
Jewelette: can i play?!
Melody: sure!!! Come on guys!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 12-16-2015 09:28 AM
(All the Smurfs start havin a snow ball fight...)
(Then Hefty and Jokey and Grouchy start walkin up...)
Hefty: Hmpf! Some holiday cheer that was...!
Jokey: Yah! And I had a really neat surprise!
Grouchy: I hate everysmurf being grouchy....
Smurflina: Hey you Smurfs!
Hefty: What are you guys doing way over there?
Redneck Smurfette: Havin a snow ball fight!!!
Jokey: A SNOW BALL FIGHT!?!
Hefty: LET"S GO!
(Then Hefty and Jokey start running towards the other Smurfs while Grouchy doesn't move...)
Grouchy: I hate Smow ball fights!
Jokey: Come on Grouchy!
Grouchy: hmmmm....I hate being the only Smurf who dosen't have fun!
(And then Grouchy starts to walk towards the others.)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
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posted 01-06-2016 08:21 AM
Angerette; (hits grouchy with one)
Jewelette: (giggles and throws one at melody)
Melody: ItS on like smurf kong!!! (Throws snowballs chases jewelette with a handful of snow)
Lovette: giggles and throws one at jokey) got you!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Matthew Grisham
Blue Buddy
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posted 02-06-2018 08:05 PM
Brainy: Hey, Clumsy!
Clumsy turns to see Brainy.
Clumsy: Yup?
Brainy throws a snowball at Clumsy in the face.
Brainy: Bullseye! (laughs)
Clumsy wipes the snowball off his face, looking pretty angry.
Clumsy: Oh, yeah?
Clumsy grabs some snow to form a snowball.
Clumsy: Well, take... (throws a snowball) THIS!
Brainy is pelted with a snowball.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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ShaggySmurf
Smurfling
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posted 01-08-2020 12:25 PM
Shaggy Smurf: Like, I'd rather eat the snow than throw it.
Snappy: it doesn't taste very good. Kinda bland
Shaggy: I take what I can get.
Smurfette: does anyone want to build snowsmurfs?
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Like chill man
Posts: 44 | From: Coolsville | Registered: Sep 2014
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Matthew Grisham
Blue Buddy
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posted 01-09-2020 07:45 AM
Sassette: I do! I do!
Slouchy: Smurfaroo! Me too!
[Nat, Snappy, Slouchy and Sassette dash off to build snowsmurfs with Smurfette.]
Snappy: Hey, Shag! You wanna join us?
Shaggy: Like, no, thanks, you guys. You go on ahead. [walks off] I'll be hangin' with Greedy Smurf, if you need me.
Snappy: Okay. [shrugs] But, you're gonna miss out.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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