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ShaggySmurf
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posted 11-09-2014 04:07 PM
Ok like pleaes don't use any made up girl characters or characters from another show. I have noticed the role plays are mostly like made up smurrfettes. I don't mind if you add male smurf characters but I'm like sick of the smurfettes. And no ccharacters from other shows. Thanks man.
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ShaggySmurf
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posted 11-09-2014 04:25 PM
Shaggy: All right everybody. Like gather around to here a christmas story. Everyone sits around Shaggy to hear the story. Shaggy: Twas the night before christmas and all through the pad, not a cat was swinging, and thats no where dad.
Hefty: Thats not how it goes, Shaggy! Shaggy: But it's like my version.
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PapaPretzel
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posted 11-09-2014 04:30 PM
Papa: here let me say it
Shaggy: not cool man
Papa: twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a swamp rat did creep, as papa played kazoo in his sleep. But who was arriving to help this lost cause, the foul the vile, and ugly, ogre clause! He looked all around and scratched at his beard and said,
Gargamel: papa be quiet
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ShaggySmurf
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posted 11-09-2014 04:36 PM
Greedy: Oh hey gargamel, when did you get here?
Gargamel: Um...
Papa: Come to think of it, I don't remember giving you a map to our village.
Gargamel: Sassette did.
Papa: Ugh that Sassette. I was gonna give you a map for christmas.
Shaggy: Like, I can't wait for christmas. Think of all that food.
Greedy: Yeah tomorrow is christmas eve!
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PapaPretzel
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posted 11-09-2014 04:41 PM
Papa: I hope I get a bunch of pretzel bacon cheese burgers.
Grouchy: I hate pretzel bacon cheese burgers
Papa: excuse me
Scruple: I agree with grouchy papa they are gross
Papa: I will slap you both.
Slouchy: Guys who farted
Snappy: I think it was Nat
Sassette: Gross Nat!
Nat: wasn't me bro
Snappy: dude your nasty
Papa: guys enough.
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ShaggySmurf
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posted 11-09-2014 04:48 PM
Shaggy: So do you guys wanna hear the rest of my story?
Hefty: NO!
Shaggy: Like, why?
Hefty: Stop. Just stop.
Shaggy: Chill man.
Papa: I can't wait till christmas. Think of all the pretzel burgers.
Scruple: Calm down.
Shaggy: I'm thinking about like seeping through the next days till christmas so it can be like sooner.
Papa: That sounds hard. I'm very restless.
Lazy: Won't be hard for me. I sleep all the time anyway.
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PapaPretzel
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posted 11-09-2014 04:53 PM
Papa: nobody asked you lazy
Lazy: I feel dumb now I am going to sleep
Papa: good
Gargamel: I am so bored until Christmas
Shaggy: like me too man
Papa: guys lets go to Wendy's
Gargamel: no Papa
Papa: fine
Azrael: Do you guys want to sing?
Papa: no Azrael nobody wants to sing, at all
Azrael: fine
Gargamel: ok guys I am so bored
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posted 11-09-2014 05:04 PM
Marco: Hey guys I am here. I am gonna sing.
Director: Same.
Hefty: No I bet your worse than Harmony.
Harmony: I heard my name.
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posted 11-09-2014 05:09 PM
Azrael: I will sing too
Scruple: if Azrael is than I am too
Papa: I will call the cops
Marco: I don't care
Papa: fine I will brb
Director: ok are we singing or not
Harmony: I will help
Azrael: guys maybe we shouldn't sing
Marco: yeah maybe we shouldn't
Scruple: I want to be a drama queen though
All others: o_o
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posted 11-09-2014 05:13 PM
Snappy: Anyone got an almond joy?
Shaggy: Um....no.
Greedy: Um yeah sorry Snappy.
Snappy: Are you lying? I am really in the mood for an almond joy right now.
Greedy: I'm sure you'll get some on christmas.
Shaggy: Yeah cause it's not like we have any, man.
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posted 11-09-2014 05:19 PM
Snappy: tell the truth guys
Greedy: we are
Papa: I was lying about calling the cops guys
Azrael: we decided not to sing because of Harmony
Scruple: I wanted to be dramatic but nobody cares about my life or what I want
Papa: stop trying to get attention
Gargamel: guys is it almost morning
Papa: no
Smurfette: I want to get involved!
Papa: go away
Smurfette: oh boo hoo
Scruple: I will throw you in a puddle so you better leave
Smurfette: well then I will leave!
All except smurfette: Good
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posted 11-09-2014 05:26 PM
Shaggy: Good night everyone. I am like going to bed so it's christmas eve.
Papa: Same.
Snappy: Hey Gargamel, if you leave now you can beat the holiday traffic.
Gargamel: Nah, I am staying for christmas. Maybe even the new year.
All: Ugh.
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posted 11-09-2014 05:36 PM
Papa: goodnight guys
Shaggy: like is someone missing?
Papa: hmm I think so
Gargamel: who is it?
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posted 11-09-2014 05:41 PM
Robert: Christmas eve and I'm lost in the woods. Well tomorrow is christmas eve. I hope I'm close to the village.
Back at the village
Chef: Has anyone seen Robert?
All: Robert!
Papa: Thats whose lost!
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posted 11-09-2014 05:44 PM
Vexy: good Robert is gone, now I can pick my nose in peace
Papa: hey Hackus come over here
Hackus: hold on
Vexy: guys Hackus is constipated
All: HACKUS!!! > ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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posted 11-10-2014 05:28 PM
Chef: If Roberts not here where is he?
Gargamel: Should we look for him?
Vexy: No. I hope he never comes back.
Papa: Um I don't really like Robert that much. So Chef if you wanna look for him fine but i'm not.
In the forest
Robert: Ugh I hate this. Wait I think I see the village.
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 11-11-2014 02:30 PM
Sweet Smurf: Smurfette, what's wrong?
Smurfette: I don't know but everyone wants me to go away.
Sweet Smurf: How unsmurfy!
Smurfette: I agree!
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ShaggySmurf
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posted 11-11-2014 06:40 PM
Shaggy: Like, hey sweet smurf Have you seen robert?Sweet: No but why do you want Smurfette to go away?
Shaggy: Thats just Papa and Scruple, man.
Smurfette: So can I come back?
Shaggy: Like, sure. I was gonna tell a great story, but like no one wants to hear it.
In the forest
Robert: I see a light up ahead. I hope its the village.
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posted 11-11-2014 06:52 PM
Robert: It is the village! I wonder why nobody was looking for me?
Papa: Ew look here comes Robert.
Vexy: Ugh I never got to pick my nose!
Scruple: Hey Hackus why don't you come over to the rest of us?
Hackus: Hold on.
Scruple: Ugh
Azrael: Oh well so is anyone going to tell a story?
Shaggy: Like does anyone want to here my story?
All: No Shaggy!
Shaggy: Like chill guys.
Papa: What about my story?
All: No!
Azrael: Papa no offence but your story was worse than Shaggy's.
Papa: How rude.
Gargamel: I thought we were all going to bed.
Lazy: I'm not tired.
Papa: What?!
Lazy: Just kidding I am going to bed now.
Papa: He keeps saying that then next thing you know he's up again.
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posted 11-11-2014 09:41 PM
Sweet Smurf: I do! I mean, I'm a big fan of "Shrek" and if you're telling the "Shrek" version, that's fine by me! But, if you don't like it, I'll tell my version!
Smurfette: Okay.
Everyone sits down to hear Sweet Smurfs story
Shaggy: Zoinks! Let's hope it's not scary!
Sweet Smurf: It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Just like everyday, the children did not worry about the world behind their closet door, for it was full of fun-loving monsters galore.
Gargamel: Like "Monsters, Inc."?
Sweet Smurf: Let me continue! (cont'd) And who to arrive to serve the Christmas cause? Why no other than the smurfy Santa Clause. With the help from his Smurfs, under the tree he placed presents for everyone on the turf. They puts presents in the sockings one by one and there work were done. I, out of all non-Christmas Smurfs, saw him out the window on his home flight as he said "Smurfy Christmas to all and to all a smurfy night!"
Shaggy: Like, what the heck?
Smurfette: Thanks, Sweet Smurf. (kisses)
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posted 11-18-2014 06:04 PM
Gargamel: I think I prefer "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
Scruple: Next thing you know is that I start having weird dreams!
Gargamel: You mean like the time you dreamt you were that blue mutant from "X-Men"!
Smurfette: Did you...?
Scruple: Embassing, isn't it?
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ShaggySmurf
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posted 11-18-2014 08:37 PM
Shaggy: I thought my story would like be groovy man but you-
Hefty: enough Shaggy
Marco: I have a great idea. Why don't we leave the christmas decorations up all year. That way we won't have ro waste time taking them down.
Robert:Absolutely not! What will people think when they see christmas decorations up in the summer! I can not believe you!
Marco: They will think I'm festive.
Vexy: Yeah Robert. You really need to think of things before you say them out loud.
Robert: You really need to think about how you've been picking your nose all day before you start eating!
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PapaPretzel
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posted 11-23-2014 04:26 PM
Papa: Guys calm down.
Gargamel: Yeah guys.
Shaggy: Like chill guys.
Vexy: Tell Robert that, and tell him to stop , making fun of my nose picking!
Robert: You don't pick your nose before you eat, you shouldn't even pick your nose at all
Azrael: Guys shut up
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posted 11-26-2014 11:24 AM
Sweet Smurf: Stop it, you too, or else you'll get grounded!
Smurfette: You heard him and no "Buzz Lightyear" for a year or too!
Vexy and Robert: NO BUZZ LIGHTEAR!
Papa: Yeah, no "Buzz Lightyear"!
Vexy: But that'll make me as crazy as the Joker!
The whole village goes quiet
Papa: That's no excuse!
Shaggy: You better behave yourselves, guys!
Robert: Sigh, fine!
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posted 11-26-2014 04:31 PM
Vexy: What's Buzz Lightyear?
Robert: You never heard of Toy Story?
Vexy: No.
Robert: Oh I forgot your not modern.
Scruple: Guys this is the middle ages.
Vexy: Yeah Robert. You really need to think about-
Robert: Oh shut up!
Shaggy: Like, will they ever stop?
Vexy: Yeah because Robert is leaving now.
Robert: When did i say-
Vexy: *flings booger on Robert*
Robert: I'm going! I'm going!
Papa: Why can they never get along?
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