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Topic: Funny Smurf Joke
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 04-02-2007 10:45 PM
Q. What web site do the Smurfs use to download music?
A. Gnapster.com
![[GNAP!]](graemlins/gnap.gif)
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 04-05-2007 06:53 AM
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) glad you like it!!
We need more smurf jokes!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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KISSfanSmurfette
Baby Smurf
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posted 04-30-2007 01:45 PM
That made no sense to me- If you were talking about Lazy-then I under stand
Posts: 11 | From: NY | Registered: Apr 2007
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 05-01-2007 04:57 AM
KISSfanSmurfette,
Gnap!!!
Lazy is a prime candidate when you put it that way though
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 05-11-2007 10:53 AM
Q. If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
A. We'll never know because smurfs are peaceful and loving and Papa Smurf would never allow it!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 05-11-2007 04:13 PM
Q: What's red, white, and blue, and has stars?
A: Papa Smurf after falling down the stairs.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Shaney Smurf
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posted 05-11-2007 08:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Vic George 2K6:
Q: What's red, white, and blue, and has stars?
A: Papa Smurf after falling down the stairs.
LOL... Poor Papa Smurf. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posts: 493 | From: NY, USA | Registered: Mar 2006
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 05-21-2007 08:02 AM
LOL Vic that was a good one!
Ok here is mine, about Big Mouth's girlfriend:
Q: Why is Bignose's nose so big?
A: Because she has big fingers!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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GottaLuvThemSmurfs
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posted 07-03-2007 08:43 AM
Q: if you choke a Smurf, what colour will it turn?
A: What people don't know is that they turn yellow. It's true!
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Keep it Smurfy!
Posts: 18 | From: MN | Registered: Feb 2007
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 07-03-2007 09:10 AM
GottaLuvThemSmurfs I like my version a lot more.
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Here's a joke:
Q: What's blue and white and red all over?
A: Not Brainy Smurf's books, I can tell you!
Now you tell a joke!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 10-20-2007 09:11 AM
What's blue, white, and red all over?
A Smurf with a bad sunburn?
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 11-07-2007 07:19 PM
Q. What does a 500-pound Smurf say to Azrael?
A. "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,..."
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 04-08-2009 05:31 AM
Q. What's blue and white and goes round and round?
A. A Smurf in a revolving door!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Vojens71
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posted 08-02-2009 12:58 AM
Q. What do you call a Smurf with its pants down?
A. A blue moon. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
gooood one from Copenhagen Denmark
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Oakley Smurf
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posted 08-02-2009 02:30 AM
Hey,nice one Vojens71!
Really good one from Denmark!
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I'm Brainy Smurf's alter ego one that didn't wearing glasses...for now...
"Eyesight 200/20 but I always see what's on my mind"
Posts: 696 | From: Bangkok,Thailand | Registered: May 2009
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 08-03-2009 10:12 AM
Good jokes!
That's funny Vojens71 ! I lold when I read it!
I like yours too Raven Child!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 08-09-2009 09:11 AM
Q. Why was Sad Smurf crying?
A. Because he was feeling blue!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1970 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 08-09-2009 09:55 AM
Clever jokes, Vojens, Raven and Smurfy1For2!!
![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7507 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Smurf My Turf
Baby Smurf
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posted 08-16-2011 03:57 PM
What do you get if you cross a Smurf with a cow?
Blue cheese!
(Jokey! Get off my laptop!)
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I want My Turf Smurfed this instant!
Posts: 19 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Jun 2011
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 03-03-2012 05:11 AM
Gargamel's Hell: Being forced to live the life of a Smurf for eternity, with Satan playing the role of Gargamel.
My other joke is that Gargamel and Azrael go to hell, and he says "at least I won't have to see those rotten despciable little Smurfs here, or hear their revolting song"...just before he hears "la, la, la la la la..."
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Animator Smurf
Sam Gamgee Smurf
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posted 03-03-2012 05:25 AM
Q: What room do smurfs eat smurfberry porridge in?
A: The Mush-room!
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Metsu-Hadoken!
Posts: 1258 | From: Minas Tirith, Gondor | Registered: Sep 2011
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Coffee Smurf
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posted 09-16-2019 07:23 AM
From Smurfy one for two/
“Q: What's blue and white and red all over?
A: Not Brainy Smurf's books, I can tell you!”
This one made me laugh so hard- poor Brainy, he just wants what’s best for the village!
Posts: 74 | From: Virginia | Registered: Sep 2019
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