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Vic George The ND Guy
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Brainy: Jokey Smurf, why don't you listen to the voice of reason for a change?
Jokey: Shhh, be quiet, Brainy, I'm trying to listen to the voice of reason.

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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Tapper: Excuse me, is this seat saved?
Jokey: No, but I bet you've been praying for it.

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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Hefty: How would you like to smurf a knuckle sandwich?
Jokey: With lots of bread and some mustard on it.

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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Tapper: You should smurf a prayer before you eat.
Jokey: What for? Greedy's always a good cook!

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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Brainy: The next topic for my speech will be about space.
Jokey: Good, then I'm sure your fellow Smurfs will smurf plenty of room for you to discuss it.

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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Vic George The ND Guy
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Brainy: I don't know why more people don't listen to me.
Jokey: You must be suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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quote:
Originally posted by VicGeorge2010:
Gargamel's Hell: Being forced to live the life of a Smurf for eternity, with Satan playing the role of Gargamel.

My other joke is that Gargamel and Azrael go to hell, and he says "at least I won't have to see those rotten despciable little Smurfs here, or hear their revolting song"...just before he hears "la, la, la la la la..."

This gave me a smurfy idea... [Gargamel] [Azrael] [Mad]

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You're going to draw that aren't you?

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You can bet, Ariel!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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*Used font for somesmurf who wants to use it: https://www.1001fonts.com/search.html?search=Fire&x=0&y=0 (Char BB). [Gargamel] [Azrael] [Mad]

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Lol nice!



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Thanks a smurf, Ariel! [Big Grin]

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Vic George The ND Guy
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Good one, Squeaky.

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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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Thanks, Vic; it was pretty funny doing it! [Wink]

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