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Topic: RP: The Sloppy Smurf (1980s adaptation)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-15-2023 03:39 PM
The other Smurfs run past Papa Smurf, Smurfette, and Tailor. They are still chasing after Sloppy.
Hefty: Come back here, you dirty Smurf!
Grouchy: I HATE dirty Smurfs!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-16-2023 08:00 AM
(Not caring about their complaints, Sloppy realizes to run towards the forest.)
Hefty (alarmed): He's getting to the forest! Hurry up, we can't let him smurf that. Quick!
Vanity (same): Sloppy, smurf back! Don't go there, for you might meet Gargamel!
The other Smurfs: COME BACK!! COME BACK!!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7327 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-16-2023 01:09 PM
Sloppy then decided to hide behind the tree. He is relieved.
Hefty: (o.s.) Hey, where did he smurf?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-16-2023 02:50 PM
Sloppy (satisfied): I’m so glad I got to smurf off them!
Voice behind him (followed by a cackling laugh): ME TOO!!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7327 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-16-2023 05:40 PM
Sloppy: (gasps) GARGAMEL!
As Gargamel came closer, he suddenly saw Sloppy bare. It was so traumatizing that Gargamel ran back to his hovel.
Sloppy then realizes he's still bare. So, he hides in a bush and comes back out with his spare clothes on.
Sloppy: Good thing I still have my spare clothes in a nearby bush.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-17-2023 07:35 AM
Sloppy (wondering): Now I've got a problem to smurf: how to return to the village without being discovered?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7327 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 12-01-2023 08:40 AM
Sloppy (taking a decision after thinking a little): Well, I'll smurf the risk. There’s no way I want to meet that evil wizard again!
(He goes back to Smurf village.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7327 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 12-01-2023 03:26 PM
When Sloppy returned, Papa Smurf was not happy because of him running away.
Papa Smurf: Sloppy Smurf, how many times must I smurf of you to not run around bare?
Brainy: I agree with Papa Smurf! A fine thing, smurfing a bad example for the others!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 01-29-2024 08:26 PM
Sloppy (indignant): Don't blame me! All of this wouldn't have smurfed if you all hadn't forced me to have a bath!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7327 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 01-29-2024 08:29 PM
Lazy: Why not? You're a smelly Smurf!
Clumsy: Uh, yeah, we only want you to be nice and clean! For once.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-10-2024 01:44 PM
Sloppy (whining): But I don't want to be nice and clean!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-12-2024 04:32 AM
Brainy: (to Hefty) Definitely not the cleanliness type, right?
Hefty: (to Brainy) I'd be more disappointed if he wasn't.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Smurfketeer
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posted 06-09-2024 09:39 PM
Tailor arrives shortly, and begins to take measurements of sloppy.
Tailor: (to sloppy) Buttons and Bobbins! The stench is too strong. With every inch he moves, its getting harder to take his measurements
Every smurf covers their nose and hurries inside their homes.
Brainy: See what i mean sloppy smurf? I knew this would happen, as papa smurf always said-
Everyone: Quiet!
Lazy: Can't a smurf get any sleep around here? (goes back to dreamland)
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Smurfylicious!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-29-2024 05:31 AM
Brainy: I've got a lot of things to smurf, so SUE me!
Tailor motions Sloppy to lift his arm. Unfortunately, his armpit smells terrible, causing Tailor to gasp in disgust.
Tailor: Ugh! That's it, I quit! (throws measuring tape on the floor and storms off)
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2547 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Smurfketeer
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posted 08-05-2024 04:11 AM
Clumsy: Wait uh Tailor, You can't quit!
Hefty: Yeah! We need to clean Sloppy!
But, it is too late, Tailor has already hurried off into his house.
The stench is so pungent, that the smell wafts over to Farmer's rutabaga, making it spoilt.
Farmer: Ugh, What be of this smell??
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Smurfylicious!
Posts: 21 | From: Australia | Registered: Jun 2024
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 08-13-2024 06:58 AM
Smurfs: (all but Farmer and Sloppy) Sloppy!
Sloppy: Hi, Farmer! How's the veggie patch today?
Farmer: It ain't be doing any good, thanks to you. Look what happened to my rutabaga! (shows Sloppy his wilted rutabaga)
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Smurfketeer
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posted 08-15-2024 05:58 AM
Sloppy peers under his hat.
Sloppy: I didn't mean to do that...Sorry, Farmer.. hmm but this rutabaga will sure be nice for my trash collection..
Farmer: Well I better be plowing the fields now, I hear there will be a mighty rain.
Farmer leaves.
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Smurfylicious!
Posts: 21 | From: Australia | Registered: Jun 2024
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