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Topic: RP: The Sloppy Smurf (1980s adaptation)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-26-2023 06:17 AM
Summary: Sloppy Smurf wants to join the other Smurfs, but can't because of his putrid smell. Having had enough, Sloppy and Fly run away from home because no one likes him. But when a search party emerges, they end up getting captured by Gargamel. Will Sloppy save his friends from Gargamel and be accepted by the village? The Smurfs would on one condition, they would give him a clean bath with soap and water (which is Sloppy's biggest fear).
Rules:
1# Keep it family friendly. No going against the PG level.
2# Use 1981 cartoon series characters.
3# No random posts. Follow closely to the story as possible.
4# Have fun!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-26-2023 12:47 PM
The episode begins at the Smurf Village. Greedy is ringing the breakfast bell.
Greedy: Breakfast time!
Each Smurf is running over to the kitchen table. Sloppy is way behind the others.
Sloppy: Hey! Wait for me!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-30-2023 06:00 PM
The moment Sloppy came inside, Hefty smelt a strong odor.
Hefty: Yuck! What is that smell?
Brainy turns to see Sloppy and points over to him.
Brainy: Ugh! It's Sloppy!
Sloppy: Hi, Smurfs! Don't mind me. I'm just here to eat my rotten smurfberries for breakfast. (takes a bite of a rotten smurfberry)
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-31-2023 04:17 PM
Sloppy (offering one of them): Would you like some?
The Smurfs (disgusted and in chorus): NO, NO! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-31-2023 05:42 PM
Sloppy: Oh, well! More for me! (eats another rotten smurfberry)
Vanity: (whispers to the other Smurfs) We've got to do something. His stench is enough to make me faint.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-01-2023 05:29 AM
Brainy: (whispers) Well, I, Brainy Smurf, propose we give him a bath. A clean soap and water bath.
Hefty: (whispers) Oh, really? And how are we gonna do that, Mr. Know-it-All?
Lazy: (whispers) Yeah, his stench is disturbing my nap.
Grouchy: (whispers) I HATE stenches!
Handy: (whispers) I'm not so sure about this, Brainy. What if he doesn't take a bath that isn't mud?
Brainy: (whispers) Smurfs, Smurfs, Smurfs. Every Smurf is capable of...
Clumsy: (whispers) Uh, I agree with Handy!
Brainy: (whispers) What?!
Clumsy: (whispers) There's no way we'll give him a clean soap and water bath! He hates that!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-01-2023 10:15 AM
Brainy (whispering, fairly impatient): This everysmurf knows, Clumsy! And I insist that we all join together to smurf Sloppy a good bath with soap and water, but in an unexpected way! In order words... smurfing him off guard!
Jokey (same, with shining eyes): Do you mean a surprise bath? This sounds pretty funny to me!
Hefty (same): I must admit I like this, Brainy! But we need to find a way to smurf it when he's distracted.
Vanity (same): Personally I don't think this shall be hard to smurf. And the sooner we work this out, the better, for I really can’t stand that smell of his anymore!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-02-2023 05:54 AM
Brainy: (whispers) Agreed. (to Sloppy) Hey, Sloppy! After you finish your breakfast, we have a smurfy surprise for you!
Sloppy: Oh, boy, oh, smurf! I like surprises!
Hefty: (whispers, to Brainy) Nice one, genius!
Brainy: (whispers, to Hefty) Just trying to keep it real.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-02-2023 11:38 AM
Sloppy (anxious): And what you've got for me? What you've got for me?
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posted 11-02-2023 03:08 PM
Brainy: You'll have to wait until breakfast is over. Then, you'll see your surprise.
Sloppy: Sounds smurfy, Brainy! I can't wait! (eats another rotten smurfberry)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-06-2023 06:36 PM
Later, after Sloppy finished his breakfast...
Brainy: (whispers to the other Smurfs) Quick, here he comes.
Sloppy enters to find his fellow Smurfs standing.
Sloppy: So, what's the big surprise?
Brainy: You'll see... Just look at what we smurfed for you!
So, Sloppy walked over to his surprise and lifted part of his cap by the hand to see it. He quickly reacts in shock.
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posted 11-07-2023 10:12 AM
Sloppy (looking at the others, totally appalled): So is this the surprise?
Jokey (exultant): And such a good one, since you didn't expect for that indeed! HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK!
Hefty (getting closer to the dirty Smurf): And now, my dear Sloppy, enough talk and be prepared, for it's time for you to smurf a good and refreshing... BATH!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-07-2023 10:34 AM
Sloppy: (shock) A good and refreshing bath?! (kneels down and begs) No, not that! Anything but that!
But the Smurfs paid no heed to his begs. They proceed to catch Sloppy, but missed. Sloppy runs out of frame. The other Smurfs give chase, wanting to catch Sloppy.
Sloppy: PAPA SMURF! HELP! PAPA SMURF! HELP!
They run past Smurfette, who is watering her flowers, as usual. She then sniffs something horrible.
Smurfette: (holds her nose) YUCK! What a nasty smell!
Sloppy (o.s.): PAPA SMURF!
Papa Smurf opens the door of his lab and comes outside, with a vial in one hand and a beaker in the other.
Papa Smurf: (angry) What is smurfing on out here?
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posted 11-07-2023 11:03 AM
(All the Smurfs stop at once.)
Hefty: Er... Papa Smurf, we can explain, we just wanted -
Sloppy (cutting off Hefty's talk while shouting and pointing at the other Smurfs): THEY WANTED TO SMURF ME A BATH!
Papa Smurf: Well, it's nothing wrong with smurfing a bath, Sloppy; but on the other side (staring at Hefty and the others) this mustn't be smurfed forcebly, if you all know what I mean! Right, my Smurfs?
Hefty (constrained): Yes, Papa; but you must recognize that Sloppy has been too much dirty and stinky lately!
Grouchy: I HATE stink!!
Lazy: Yeah! I don’t manage to sleep because of his smell!
Handy: Even a pig is much cleaner than him!
Clumsy (startled): Huh, Handy, is that true?
Smurfette: Be reasonable, Sloppy! Everysmurf after a bath gets much better, having a soft and fresh smell!
Vanity: Think of the benefits of getting clean; you'll feel even lighter, without the weight of all that dirt on your body!
Brainy: Not mentioning that bathing is smurfily good for the health!
Sloppy (in despair): NO, NO, WHATEVER YOU ALL SAY, I DON'T WANT IT! NO, NO AND NO!
Papa Smurf (after sniffling the air): UGH! I mean... Sorry, Sloppy, but they all are right; you are pretty filthy indeed! Now be a good little Smurf and go with Hefty and Grouchy to your bath. It shall be for your own good!
Sloppy (in the same mood): BUT I DON'T WANT IT!
Hefty (upset]: You heard Papa Smurf! If you don't bathe for better, then it will be for worse. Let's go!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-07-2023 11:19 AM
Both Hefty and Grouchy grab Sloppy by the arms and take him to his bath, with the others following them. All except Papa and Smurfette.
Sloppy (o.s): For smurf's sake, this ain't fun at all!
Smurfette: Why is Sloppy so scared of clean baths, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Because, unlike the other Smurfs, Sloppy loves to get dirty and hardly ever has time to pick up after himself. He's had so many memories of smurfing in mud and refused to get clean ever since.
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posted 11-07-2023 11:36 AM
(They hear Sloppy's angry screams and splashing sounds, as well as Hefty's and Grouchy's complaints.)
Hefty: Stop kicking this way, Sloppy!
Grouchy: I HATE kicks!
Smurfette: Oh, Papa Smurf, I know that's for Sloppy's own good, but I can't help smurfeeling sorry for him...
Papa Smurf: Me too, Smurfette; but sooner or later he'd have to be smurfed real clean.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-07-2023 04:44 PM
As Hefty started to scrub Sloppy, the latter slaps the scrub brush out of his hands.
Hefty: Hey! We're only doing this for your benefit and the safety of the Smurfs!
Sloppy: If you're doing this for my benefit, why do you torment me with your cleanliness?
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posted 11-07-2023 06:42 PM
Started before Matthew's last comment, finished just now. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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posted 11-08-2023 10:57 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Matthew Grisham:
As Hefty started to scrub Sloppy, the latter slaps the scrub brush out of his hands.
Hefty: Hey! We're only doing this for your benefit and the safety of the Smurfs!
Sloppy: If you're doing this for my benefit, why do you torment me with your cleanliness?
Hefty: Because we love you and we hate it when you stink!
Grouchy: I HATE his stink!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2023 01:19 PM
Sloppy: If you all really love me, you would me accept just the way I am!
Hefty (ironical): The way you are?!! C'mon, Sloppy, don’t be silly! For all we know you weren’t that dirty when the stork smurfed you here.
Grouchy (still fighting to keep Sloppy in the tub): I HATE silliness!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-08-2023 04:25 PM
A little correction...
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Originally posted by Squeaky Smurf:
Sloppy: If you all really loved me, you would me accept just the way I am! (...)
(Going on...)
Smurfette (still nervous due to all those noise): Oh, Papa Smurf, I only hope this shall smurf soon! Sloppy's screams hurt me so much...
Papa Smurf (sad): I feel the same too, Smurfette, but let's be patient; I suppose this won't smurf long.
Smurfette: By the way, besides Sloppy's strong dislike for bath, how did he also start to smurf nothing but rotten food? Oh, this is simply disgusting!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-14-2023 04:22 PM
Clumsy is getting splashed on by Sloppy.
Clumsy: Gosh, cleanin' Sloppy is gettin' tougher than it looks. Huh, Brainy?
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posted 11-15-2023 07:50 AM
Brainy (wiping his glasses for the eleventh time, annoyed): Yes indeed, Clumsy. You can be very smurfsure!
(Suddenly, because of the soapy water, Sloppy manages to slip through Grouchy's and Hefty's hands and jumps out the tube, starting to run as fast as he could.)
Greedy (alarmed): WATCH OUT!!
Vanity: Oh, no! He's escaping!
Grouchy: I HATE escapes!
Jokey (not resisting): Look at him, he's on his smurfday suit! HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK!
Hefty (irritated): No time for jokes, Jokey Smurf! (To Sloppy) SMURF BACK!
Sloppy (from afar): NEVER!
Handy: AFTER HIM, SMURFS!
(Harmony blows his horn, acting like an US Cavalry Regiment bugler and joins them in the pursuit.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-15-2023 09:20 AM
Tailor comes out of his shop, looking understandably annoyed.
Tailor: Now, who's smurfing like a banshee out here?! I can't concentrate with all that racket!
Papa Smurf: Uh, that "banshee" you just heard was Sloppy.
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posted 11-15-2023 10:42 AM
Tailor (intrigued): Sloppy? But how come...
Smurfette: Well...
Papa Smurf: I suppose you still don't know what's smurfing on here, Tailor, but the matter is that lately...
(At this very moment Sloppy passes by them in a desperate hurry, screaming like a lost heifer. Seeing that, Smurfette screams too and covers her eyes, blushing.)
Tailor (gaping and wide-eyed): ...
Papa Smurf (continuing, somewhat constrained): ...Sloppy Smurf was smelling so bad that the other Smurfs, with my total support, realized to smurf him a bath.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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