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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-07-2018 04:40 PM
You smurfs in Smurf Village are going about your day as usual, when suddenly you hear distant rumbling. You decide to climb to the top of the Great Oak and look west towards Gargamel’s hovel. Behind the hovel you see this.

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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-07-2018 05:58 PM
Smurfette: Oh....my....Smurf!
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-07-2018 09:25 PM
Gargamel: holy smurf! What is that?!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-08-2018 06:59 PM
Azrael: (confused and sarcastic) Meow-mrah! Maw-miaw? (I don't know! An explosion?)
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-08-2018 07:04 PM
Papa: no doubt Balthazar was behind this! *angry face*
Balthazar: what on earth is going on out there?!
King Gerard: oh my God! What could have caused an explosion that large?!
Then the shockwave hits, it is the single loudest boom ever heard. Windows are shattered in King Gerard’s town.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-08-2018 07:23 PM
King Gerard: Oh, great. Now, all of my peoples' windows have shattered by the strange explosion.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-08-2018 07:30 PM
Gargamel: *angrily* Balthazar must have been behind this!
Papa: *arrives at Gargamel’s* what did you do crazy wizard?!
Gargamel: that most certainly is not my doing, I suspect it was Balthazar’s doing.
Papa: hmm, let’s confront him about it. He may be going too far.
Gargamel: *arrives at Balthazar’s with Papa* what did you do Balthazar?!
Balthazar: me?! I did not do anything like that! I wish it was mine though.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-08-2018 08:02 PM
Brainy enters.
Brainy: Alright! Which one of you destroyed my latest Quotations book?
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-08-2018 09:25 PM
Balthazar: the same fool who shattered all my glass and made my ears ring!
Papa: get back to the village Brainy, we are going to investigate the source of the blast.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2018 03:28 AM
Brainy salutes.
Brainy: You got it, Papa Smurf!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-09-2018 07:01 AM
Melody: hey Brainy, I think I know where the blast came from. I’m going to wait for Papa to get back and then I’ll fly you, Papa, and Hefty over there.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2018 07:45 AM
Brainy: Smurfmelody? But how did you survive from the Smurfs: The Lost Village movie universe made by Sony Pictures Animation?
STLV Brainy: We came with her.
Brainy shockingly saw his STLV counterpart, along with Hefty and Clumsy's STLV counterparts.
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-09-2018 05:07 PM
Melody: oh smurf me! I’ve got to contact my brother about this!
Papa returns
Papa: neither Gargamel nor Balthazar are behind this explosion.
Melody: then it’s probably my little brother Boeing.
Papa: why do you say that?
Melody: because he and some other smurfs have been working on a new weapon of war to stop the Wartmongers from invading Smurfstadt.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2018 06:10 PM
Papa: Let's hope that Boeing survived.
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-09-2018 08:13 PM
Melody: I’m pretty sure he did.
Boeing contacts the village via telephone.
Boeing: in case you haven’t figured out yet, that explosion was a test of our latest weapon of war. Don’t worry, the giant explosion indicates a successful test. For over half a millennium the wartmongers have raided smurf villages all around the region. I will send a warning to King Bullrush that unless the wartmongers stop raiding villages, there will be serious consequences.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2018 08:27 PM
Papa Smurf: Good idea! Now, let's Smurf!
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-10-2018 08:17 AM
Boeing sends the warning to King Bullrush, but 6 months later the wartmongers raid Smurf Village! Some of the smurfs manage to escape by climbing the Great Oak. Brainy, Hefty, Handy, Melody, Smurfette, and Nat escape. All the others are captured and brought to the wartmongers’ castle with the threat of being eaten or enslaved.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-10-2018 01:06 PM
Later, we see Brainy and Nat sitting on the ground.
Brainy: Well, Nat. That was a long length of 4 hours smurfing through.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-10-2018 05:21 PM
quote: Originally posted by Sweet Smurf 2: MG, forgetting something?
Oh, yeah.
The Mystery Incorporated RP is put on hold.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-10-2018 08:08 PM
Nat: oh look! *points at a landing helicopter*
Melody: that’s my brother SmurfBoeing, he’s pretty mad at the wartmongers.
Boeing: I warned them six smurfing months ago to stop raiding smurf establishments, and then they go and pull this smurf! Clearly they don’t take smurfs seriously. Well they must never have seen the B1 Smurf, it drops big bombs while flying faster than the speed of sound.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-11-2018 09:22 AM
Brainy: Well, I suggest they'd stop pulling these ridiculous stunts.
Nat: Say, Boeing. What were the Wartmongers planning about?
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-11-2018 08:01 PM
Boeing: for the last few years, they’ve been eating smurfs. They enslave the smurfs they think would taste bad. They’ve eaten a thousand smurfs and enslaved at least 20 times as many. I’ve warned them and they didn’t listen. Today is judgement day.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-12-2018 06:47 PM
Nat: Wow. So, what's gonna happen to them?
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SmurfBoeing
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posted 02-12-2018 06:57 PM
Boeing: my military smurfs are currently flying towards the wartmonger capital city. I’ve got hundreds of dive bombers currently gunning down any guard posts and weapons storages. I’ve also got choppers to carry slave smurfs to safety. I especially hope Blossom is okay.
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