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Topic: Series 24: Time Travellers: The Final Countdown
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-03-2012 11:55 PM
*Time machine warps back to the past, after Jean got arrested. And all mistakes we made were undone* (DD1) Archive: Well, at last....more days to live. Smurfette: Wait, I just noticed something! We forgot to stop the end of the world! Ah well....let's hope someone is there! *gets phone call from Papa Smurf* Hello? Papa: I am the only smurf there in the future, to fight the end of the world for you guys! I'll be safe, it should take less than 12 days! Smurfette: Will you be back? Papa: Of course! Anyways smurf ya later! *hangs up*
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-04-2012 02:46 PM
Smurfette: *hops in* Let's go home!
Archive: WHY??
Smurfette: To save the world, why else?
Sportette: I'm in!
Archive: okay...
*BACK HOME, TORNADO AND HURRICANE ARE STILL THERE*
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-04-2012 06:05 PM
Greedette: Oh god! That hurricane is ginormous! Papa: Yes. Hefty: Yeah Greedette: Wait! Look Smurfette's back with the others! Smurfette: Greedette! Papa: I'm glad you guys are back but we really need to stop these hurricanes and tornadoes! Archive: Yes. Greedette: I think something evil- very evil made the tornado and hurricane. Smurfette: So you think if we track down the source that made it we can turn it off? Greedette: Exactly!
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-04-2012 06:38 PM
Chloette: And I know what that evil source is....
Papa: What?
Chloette: Global warming, there is no other way to stop this than, okay, I lied, there is no way to stop this!
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-04-2012 06:50 PM
Greedette: I think a evil wizard is doing it! Smurfette: Gargamel?? Greedette: No, Gargamel is not this powerful. Smurfette: Then who is it? Greedette: I don't know. Sportette: We have to track down the source and destroy it! Chloette: I think that would make out of control! Greedette: Yeah, we need to turn it off not destroy it.
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-04-2012 06:59 PM
Chloette: I've always been against Global Warming for hurting the poor polar bears-
Greedette: Ugg, you're not in you're raise awareness for polar bears mood again are you?
Chloette: Can you stop it! I was about to say that now I hate Global Warming even more!
Sportette: It's awkward being here while you two are fighting like that....... So I'll join the fight! *yanks chainsaw out of pocket*
Chloette and Greedette: NO!!!!!
Sportette: Okay fine. *puts chainsaw back in pocket* This place is lame, I'm leaving. *walks out of room*
Greedette: *starts whispering* There is something funny about Sportette.
Chloette: I noticed that, she put away her chainsaw away with no argument. Plus she didn't curse at all when she was leaving. Very very strange.
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-04-2012 07:37 PM
Sportette: *slams door* *starts swearing*
Greedette: No there she goes....
WITH THE SMURFETTE AND ARCHIVE:
*they are packing up there things and miracle*
Smurfette: *puts down miracle, heads towards door*
Archive: Smurfette, listen.
Smurfette:*stops walking* Sorry, I can't. *starts again* I'm more focused on saving the world from Global Warming.
Archive: * runs up, yanks her arm, and turns her around, pulls her close*
Smurfette: Don't touch me! *pulls herself away*
Archive: But Smurfette.....give me a chance to explain.
Smurfette: No Dorky dork one - besides- what kinda name is that?? Oh yes, A CRIMINAL ONE!!!!
Archive: It's not my name anymore, I changed it to Archive, and I left that life behind.
Smurfette: Did you even think?
Archive: *takes deep breath* You make me so angry.
Memette: *walks in* Do you think this baby wants to hear you yelling at each others throats? No. *picks up miracle*
Archive and Smurfette: *yelling at the same time, arguing*
Memette: Well Miracle, at least your sane!
Miracle: *poops in nappy*
Memette: Ugh *puts down*
Smurfette and Archive: *still arguing over-top of each other*
Memette: I don't care who's fault it was, Archive! Smurfette!
Archive and Smurfette: *can't hear because they are shouting so loud*
Memette: *groan and moan* *grabs toaster, chucks on ground* SHUT UP!
Archive and Smurfette: *stop yelling, stare at Memette*
Memette: There is a baby in the room!!!!!! What the smurf are you trying to teach her? I don't know what your rambling on about but please, the world is about to end *starts yelling* SURLY YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS TO WORRY ABOUT!! *after a couple seconds* Are you gonna apologize to each other?
Archive and Smurfette: *stare at each other*
Memette: I give up. *storms off*
Archive and Smurfette: *stare in shock, realize Memettes right*
Smurfette: *walks over to Miracle grabs her*
Archive: *walks over* Are you gonna talk to me now?
Smurfette: *tear escapes* I'm sorry, but I'm staying at Animators tonight. *walks out with Miracle and a bag of her things*
Archive: *sits down, facepalm, sigh*
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-05-2012 09:00 AM
Greedette: Smurfette we need to save the world! Smurfette: But how? Greedette: I don't know..
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-05-2012 10:37 AM
Chloette: We could donate to the National Wildlife Federation!
Everyone: *looks at Chloette*
Chloette: Or maybe not.
Greedette: You know Chloette, that donating to them helps an animal, it doesn't help solve the problem.
Chloette: Oh, right.
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-05-2012 01:57 PM
Cheetahmen (from the 52nd game "Cheetahmen" from the awful NES game, Action 52): MMM YEAH DONATIONS!!!
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-05-2012 02:06 PM
WITH ARCHIVE: *after a while Memette comes back*
Memette: Where's Smurfette?
Archive: *still head down* Animators.
Memette: Don't be upset....how about we go on DMZX! You can create me a new profile since I lost my password?
Archive: No.
Memette: I'm sorry. I wasn't sure what to say....
Archive: *looks up* Can I tell you something!? That you can't tell anysmurf else?!
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-05-2012 02:10 PM
Memette: Umm sure!
Archive: You must swear that you won't tell anyone else. Cross you're heart?
Memette: Cross my heart *makes a cross sign with her finger over her heart*
Archive: Okay, here it goes.....
(I don't know what to make him say)
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-05-2012 02:39 PM
Archive: I'm a crimi......*suddenly wind rips the roof off the house*
Memette: *scream*
Archive: *grabs Memettes hand and they run out side*
Papa: Today, here and now! It's the end of the world!!!
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-05-2012 04:31 PM
Chloette: AHH!!!!!!!!!!
Smurfette: Ooh! I'm so scared!
Chloette: *starts running into house*
Papa: Chloette! What are you doing?
Chloette: *stops* If I'm gonna die, I wanna be listening to Elton John while it happens!
Greedette: She's finally gone crazy.
Archive: You're telling me, while we could be trying to stop this, she wants to listen to music.
Greedette: That's Chloette for you.
Papa: Well, can you get her out of there and here to help us?
Greedette: Maybe.
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-05-2012 05:04 PM
Greedette: CHLOETTE! Please help us! Chloette: *Sigh* fine.
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Smurfette
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posted 06-05-2012 05:27 PM
Chloette: *puts in earplugs* Can you feel the love tonight? Nope, how about Don't go breaking my heart? Featuring Kiki D
Greedette: *pulls arm* Just help.
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-05-2012 05:38 PM
Lol! You really know me Smurfette!
Chloette: Can you please stop it! I can choose how I wanna die!
Greedette: *thinks* How can I persuade her? Aha! I've got it! *talks* Umm, but you'll possibly be able to listen to Elton John more if we find some way to stop this.
Chloette: Umm... Okay, as long as I can bring my ipod.
Greedette: *sigh* fine. Just come on!
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
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posted 06-05-2012 06:02 PM
Lol!
Smurfette: *grabs Miracle* It'll be okay honey *wraps her in another blanket*
Miracle: *crys*
Archive: Can I say goodbye to her.
Smurfette: No.
Archive: She's mine too.
Smurfette: *passes* I'll just go help Papa.
WITH THE OTHERS:
Papa: I'm so sorry my little smurfs. *crys* WE can't stop this.
Greedette: Papa, there has to be a way, *looks at Grandpa*
Grandpa: *holding Sassette* *puts head down, shakes head*
Greedette: *gets on knees, crys*
Chloette: Papa!!!!
Smurfette: *runs up stops, runs and hugs Greedette*
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-06-2012 03:55 PM
Greedette: *Cries* Smurfette i need to tell you something. Smurfette: Yes? Greedette: I have a baby. Smurfette: You do? Greedette: Her names Rarity
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Cowgirl smurfette
Evil Smurfette / SPORTETTTE 2 / Country girl smurfette
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posted 06-06-2012 05:38 PM
Ps this is sportette
Sportette:I have something else to say I'm not real and I'm being honest I died(happens later in my story) I'm a ghost but I'm staying
Bakette:what's hell like?
-------------------- I'm country girl smurfette
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-06-2012 06:53 PM
Sportette: *Sigh* The weird thing is I went to heaven! Greedette: Wow!
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-06-2012 06:59 PM
Everyone else: Wow!
Chloette: Do they let people with chainsaws go to heaven?
Sportette: First of all, guys! I've done a few good things! Second of all, yes! I saw a lumberjack in front of me in the line to the admission desk.
Chloette: Oh.
Greedette: Sportette, is the admission desk guy still in one piece?
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-06-2012 10:36 PM
Smurfette: *pulls Greedette away* Does anybody else know?
Greedette: no, can you tell Papa and Chloette for me?
Papa: *walks up* I herd you.
Greedette: *gets up* Papa, I....
Papa: *hugs* It's okay. 5 hours till the world ends, I can't stay angry forever.
Smurfette: 5 hours?! *runs over to Archive* Archive.....I'm so sorry.
Archive: Me too. *leans in to hug*
Smurfette: *pushes away* I um.....*tries to improvise* have to tell.....ahhh......Chloette....er...something. *runs over to Chloette*
Chloette: Smurfette, Did you hear? the worlds gonna end. I'm gonna miss you.You're a good friend
Smurfette: And you're a great aunt.
Chloette: What?
1 HOUR LATER....
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-07-2012 06:32 AM
Chloette: Wait! Smurfette are you saying Greedette has a baby?! Smurfette: Yes. Chloette: Aww Greedette: Hello. Smurfette: Oh hello.. Greedette: I can't believe I'm going to die!
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-07-2012 07:10 AM
Chloette: I can't believe you had a BABY without telling me!
Greedette: I'm sorry.
Chloette: Anyway, I'm a 10 year old aunt! This is crazy!
Smurfette: The WORLD's about to end! Can we drop this for one second?
Chloette and Greedette: *quiet*
Smurfette: What the?
Chloette and Greedette: *Start fighting again*
Smurfette: I told you! We need to drop this argument.
Chloette: But you only asked us if we could drop it for a second, so we were quiet for a second.
Smurfette: *mummers* smart alic
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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