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Topic: Series 23: Time Travellers: The Tour
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Smurfette
Smurfalicious
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posted 06-03-2012 02:20 PM
alright. what do ya got jokie?
Posts: 2886 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Dec 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-03-2012 04:28 PM
Director: Okay, you're gonna act excited that you are about to go on tour....Chloette! Chloette!
Chloette: *just wakes up from sleeping* Yeah?
Director: Okay, just do what this paper says.
Chloette: *yawn* Okay. Oh.....My....*starts snoring*
Director: *shakes chloette* C'mon! We've gotta do this!
Chloette: Okay, I'll try again...... *falls on floor asleep*
Director: *sigh* Cut!!!
Sportette: Hoopla!!!!
Director: Sportette! How many times do I have to tell you, that is not what's on the script!
Sportette: Hoopla! Hoopla! and more Hoopla!
Director: Cut!!!!!!
Spikey: Okay, now we're on in 5...4...3...2....1!
Vocal performers: *starts singing Purple People Eater*
Spikey and Director: No no no! That is the wrong song! We're doing Livin' on a Prayer, not Purple People Eater!
Chloette: Who in the smurf cares?! Well I saw the thing a comin' out of the sky.......
Director: Okay I QUIT!!!!!!!!
Sportette: And about time too.
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-04-2012 10:43 AM
Directer: Okay Greedette you go over there- Greedette: *Yawn* Why? I'm bored! CAN I HAVE SOME POPCORN? Directer: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greedette: Fine. Sportette: Hey Directer guy wanna play football? Directer: NO Sportette: Why, its fun! Directer: I quit! I quit! I should have listened to my mom when she said to be a doctor! Chloette: Uh... Smurfette: *Giggle* Greedette: Okay see yeah! Directer: BYE! *Runs out* Sportette: Few! now we can have fun! Chloette: Yeah! Smurfette and Greedette: *Winks* lets PARTY!
-------------------- With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-04-2012 06:51 PM
Lol!
Sportette: *comes running up to director* Hey doctor guy! I just got a cut on my knee by going to gymnastics as a dare from Chloette.
Director: Okay, first of all, I am a DIRECTOR not a DOCTOR! Second of all, How in the smurf do you get cut in gymnastics?
Sportette: I was skateboarding on the balance beam and the weirdo who was trying to tell me what to do....
Director: Ahem, you're gymnastics teacher.
Sportette: Right.... Well, she was yelling at me and I lost my balance and my Swiss-army knife that I keep in my pocket at all times flung out and cut my knee, so I need you, the doctor, to do what ever hoopla you doctors do to people with cuts so I can get back to cursing at that teacher.
Director: I'm not a doctor! I'm a director!
Sportette: Whatever! They both sound the same, so they must be the same.
Director: I QUIT! THIS PLACE IS FULL OF WEIRDOS!
Sportette: Wow, this must be the hundredth time he's quit this week, but when he can't get any other job he comes crawling back here.
-------------------- When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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