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Topic: Smurf Nothin' but the Truth
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jollysmurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 09-24-2026 01:05 PM
This roleplay is mostly OC building for me and my friend. Anyone is welcome to join with any character! Please be mindful not to be OP.
Avoid off-topic posts in the forum and try to stay IN CHARACTER! OC's are welcome (of course), but canon characters are also allowed!
Preferably avoid the presence (NOT RESTRICTING MENTIONS) of villains from the series, as this roleplay is Smurf-centered.
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As Smurfs in the village notice their belongings have gone missing, all arrows point towards one specific Smurf.
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The episode starts inside a Smurfs house. Jammy walks in, humming as he placed a piece of paper on his dresser.
"That'll be put up later.. I've still gotta get a picture frame for it and everything!" He laughed awkwardly to himself, turning towards his guitar stand. "Now, how about I-"
He paused, noticing his guitar was missing. His guitar was missing, his..- HIS GUITAR WAS MISSING?!
He yelped, shaking his head. "What-?! Where- wait, where is-" He looked around his house, eyes darting back and forth as he searched frantically for it. "Oh, geez! Did I leave her outside? It could rain!"
He dashed out of the house, eyes darting once again to look around the village.
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WannabeSmurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 09-24-2026 04:29 PM
The sound of confused voices throughout the village grew louder as more and more Smurfs began to complain. Their very special, one-of-a-kind, character-defining props were missing. Well, the ones with props, at least.
Vanity: “My mirror! My mirror! Oh, this is terrible! I feel my face puffing up!” ![[Vanity Smurf]](/ubb/graemlins/Vanity_Smurf.gif)
A crowd began to form, and the Smurfs started throwing accusations at one another. They were certainly not taking this lightly.
Grouchy: “I HATE props.”
As the crowd grew rowdier, “Brainy” began calling for their attention.
‘Brainy’ ??? : “Now! According to my ...CALCULATIons theee.. Thief… Is HIDINg. UM! SOMEWHERE! Yes, yes.”
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jollysmurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 09-24-2026 04:40 PM
Jammy ran up to everyone, tapping Papa Smurf on the shoulder as he twiddled his thumbs. "P- Papa Smurf! What's going on?! My guitar isn't in my house, a- and it was fine a second ago! And- And.."
"Now, now, Jammy, I'm sure everything is fine," he nodded, turning towards.. Brainy?? "Ah- Brainy, are you feeling alright? Your voice sounds a bit Smurfier today."
"Yes, yes, quiiIITTteee.. fine!" He responded immediately, clearing his throat. "Perhaps I got a bit of a... surPRISE cold!"
"I had a surprise." Jokey said softly, sniffling. Jammy pat his shoulder, shaking his head. "It's okay, Jokey. Y- You'll get your presents back!.."
"Brainy" cleared his throat again, speaking louder. "Now! The CULPRIT of this attACk is!.. Uh.. Over there!" He pointed to his right, making everyone turn their heads. Just then from the left, a wobbling Smurf wandered over, his hands out like a zombie with his eyes squinted. "Where is everyone!? I can't see anything!"
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WannabeSmurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 09-24-2026 05:07 PM
‘Brainy’ ??? : “UUhh.. Thats right, that right theRe is th’ THIef among us! I- I say you all uhh, GRAB HIm!”
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‘Brainy’ ??? : ‘Wwell?? What’re you all looking’ at me for?! I sAid the culprit’s right there !! ”
‘Brainy’ ??? : “Y’teLL them, papa smurf! ThEy just wont liSTen!”
Papa smurf glances at ‘Brainy,’ then to the smurf headbutting into the wall, then back again at ‘Brainy,’ and gives a skeptical look.
Papa smurf: “You know what, I dont think I’ve seen Wannabe smurf anywhere.. Have you seen him, ‘Brainy ?’”
‘Brainy’ ??? : “.. Sure I Did! Heeee’s, uh, pROBABly at home… ACCORding to my calculations!”
Papa smurf: “..Uh-huh.”
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jollysmurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 09-24-2026 07:56 PM
Dimwitty raised his hand, shaking it before speaking. "But Wannabe Smurf isn't home. His house is too full!"
Jammy blinked at that- looking over at Dimwitty with a confused expression. "Y- You mean, his house is full of... stuff?"
"Yup! Right up to the top!"
All the Smurfs who were looking at Dimwitty immediately looked up at the "Brainy" who stood awkwardly as he sweat.
Jammy's eyebrows furrowed. "Did you take my guitar?!"
Vanity perked up. "And my mirror?"
Hefty rubbed his chin. "How did you lift my weights?"
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WannabeSmurf
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posted 09-25-2026 03:18 PM
A short period of awkward silence occurred, until the Smurf putting on a crude “Brainy” impression spoke up, pushing up his- well, they aren’t HIS, but anyway—pushing up his glasses and holding a pointed finger up.
‘Brainy’ ??? : “Y’know what! I just ran the nuMBERs, n’ aFTEr doing so, I think nOW WOUld be a greaT TIME FOR mE, Brainy, to.. uhhhh, ABSQUATULATE!!”
Jammy : “..To what?—”
And before they could register whatever the hell that Smurf just said, this ‘Brainy’ took off.
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jollysmurf
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posted 09-25-2026 04:09 PM
As the imposter ran off, murmurs gathered through the crowd.
Jammy groaned again, digging his fingers into his arm. "Oh, oh... M- My guitar, I.. I hope she's okay!"
(the real) Brainy walked over, patting Jammy's shoulder as he tried to locate his hand. "Jammy, it's just a guitar. Now, lead me to the house!"
"She- I- It's not just a.. guitar!"
Papa Smurf stood in the center, holding his hands up to gather attention. "Now, now, my little Smurfs! You will ALL get your belongings back!" Papa shouted, turning his head towards the direction 'Brainy' had went and shaking his head disapprovingly, turning towards Jammy. "You, Brainy and Hefty will go to find him and bring him back. I need to talk with him afterwards."
"What?! That's preposterous, Papa Smurf! I can't SEE!" Brainy responded, wobbling in place. Hefty elbowed him.
Jammy nodded, scratching his arm lightly. "Uh, yeah, um... S- Sure, Papa Smurf!"
"Good. I expect the very best from you three." Papa Smurf responded, before Handy walked over and tapped him on the shoulder, taking his attention away.
Jammy looked forward, sighing. "Well, uh, should we go-? I mean, now??"
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WannabeSmurf
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posted 09-27-2026 04:29 PM
Hefty sighed, grabbing the REAL Brainy by the arm to lead him towards the path of the imposter.
“Come on, were going!” Hefty exclaimed, before continuing to follow the path. Hefty didn’t wait up, as Jammy was expected to follow, and that he did.
Jammy could only imagine what his guitar was going through. Did it get scratched—well, even MORE scratched? Maybe he’d have to worry about fixing it up, and the stress of it was already making his feeling of apprehension WORSE!!!
“..Gosh, I hope shes oka—”
Hefty: “OH- come on Brainy! You’re slowing us down, we gotta’ catch that Smurf! Any DAY NOW!”
He argued, tugging on Brainy’s arm, as he kept taking hesitant, small steps due to his horrible eyesight.
Brainy : “It’s not my fault I can’t SEE!”
Even though those two were distracted n’ arguing,, Jammy noticed something. a small trail of random objects leading up to a home. Weather its broken parts, glass, etc, and even Brainy’s glasses.
“..UUhh, g-guys- take a look at this !..”
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jollysmurf
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posted 09-28-2026 03:00 PM
Jammy jabbed his thumb towards the messy trail, prompting Hefty to look over. Brainy looked the opposite way, being that he still couldn't see, and all. Jammy noticed Brainy's glasses and picked them up hesitantly. They had a small chip in one of the lenses, likely from being thrown to the side.
Jammy groaned. The idea of Striker being in the hands of this Smurf was far worse than anything he could've imagined.
Jammy shifted Brainy by the shoulder, placing the glasses back on his face. "L- Look! There's Handy's tools, Smurfette's heels.. E- Even Poet's quill!"
"Why do they all look damaged?" Brainy asked, adjusting his glasses. "Wh- hey! EVEN MY GLASSES ARE!"
Hefty shrugged. "Oh, well. He couldn't have done much damage to my weights."
"...But he could've done damage to.." Jammy paused, looking down at the ground before up at Brainy and Hefty, taking a deep breath. "...WE GOTTA FIND HIM."
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WannabeSmurf
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posted 10-03-2026 02:40 PM
As the three continued following the trail of scattered objects, they eventually laid their eyes on the one, the only, the culprit, the douche— ThE WANNABE!!! Sorry, wannabe smurf! He was throwing various-PRECIOUS-props aside, trying to find something cool, something new.
“Ehhh.. a trummppeet— nah! OH!”
“Lookie! A guitar!”
Wannabe exclaimed, plucking its strings roughly, but his fun was abruptly ended, as Hefty spoke.
“Wannabe, come on. Don’t make me drag you, just give every-Smurf their stuff back, and we’ll do this the easy way. Hey-maybe papa’ll go easy on ya!”
Brainy was about to go on a tangent about how important listening to papa smurf was, honesty, and whatnot— But Jammy quickly cut in—
“—THAT ISN’T A TOY!! P- Put her down! slOwly!!” He urged, anxiously motioning at the guitar.
“Whaat, this? This guitar? Thisss? Of course I know it isn’t a toy! Why, its mine!”
It was obvious Wannabe was preparing to pose as another Smurf, aka the one standing RIGHT IN-FRONT OF HIM.
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jollysmurf
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posted 10-06-2026 03:17 PM
Jammy shook his head, putting his hands together to plead. "No, it *isn't*! Please! I- I just w- w- want to-"
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--"
Jammy stared in disbelief when Wannabe started mocking his stutter, as Hefty and Brainy looked at eachother and shrugged.
"-I-I-It-tuh-tuh- tuhhh is MINE! And I'm shy and awkward and I don't wanna f-f-f-f-fight!"
"Wannabe, I-"
"AH!"
"Ah!"
"S- Sorry! You s- s- scared me!"
Jammy shrugged with a scoff, shaking his head. "I don't talk like that! Or act like that! And she does not BELONG TO YOU!" He raised his hands and reached over for the guitar, putting his hands on the neck of the guitar and tugging it towards his chest- only for Wannabe to pull it right back.
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WannabeSmurf
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posted 10-07-2026 02:14 PM
“Gimmie! OOooh- careful! Don’t hurt ‘er!” Wannabe mocked, holding the guitar tightly.
Jammy Smurf clenched his fists and let out an exasperated sigh. He looked back at Hefty and Brainy, the both of them had just been watching, not really sure on what to do.
“Now Wannabe Smurf, Papa smurf specifically stated y’were to be brought back and dealed with, so I suggest you stop resi—”
“HEY HE’S GETTING AWAY!!”
Hefty yelled, pushing Brainy aside to chase the runaway smurf. Jammy Smurf followed and watched as wannabe roughly handled his guitar as they ran, letting it drag on the floor.
“H- HEY!!! YoU’RE gonna ruin her!!!!”
Jammy exclaimed, more focused on trying to grab their guitar instead of the wannabe holding it.
“FOCUS JAMMY!!!”
But Wannabe was having a good time, messing around with the guitar. Until he took it a bit too far, abruptly stopping the chase, and holding the guitar up high.
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jollysmurf
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posted 10-08-2026 11:35 AM
Jammy stopped and shook his hands and head frantically, the blood draining from his face.
"No- no, wait, don't-!"
"R- ROCK N' ROLL!!!" Wannabe shouted, slamming the guitar onto the ground and smashing it.
Jammy froze, his arms falling to his sides as he watched the "love of his life" being smashed to bits.
Hefty yelled "HEY!" and walked forward, snatching the neck of the guitar from Wannabe and looking at it, before looking down at Jammy sympathetically.
Jammy stared at Wannabe, his face dropping as his eye twitched.
"...Y- You.. Actually broke her."
"Uh.." Wannabe shifted his feet, sweating awkwardly. "It... Uh.. It's what rockers-"
Jammy shoved Wannabe hard, but not enough to throw him down to the ground, interrupting his explanation. Brainy walked forward. "Now, Jammy, I understand your frustration, but taking it out physically on Wannabe is simply-"
"IT'SNOTFRUSTRATIONHEJUSTKILLEDSTRIKER" He yelled out quickly, tugging on his ears before pushing Brainy away from him, breathing heavily.
"You don't do that! I never would've done that! You shouldn't even have HAD her in the first place!" Jammy teared up, shaking his head once more. "Now she's broken, and she's everywhere, a- and she.. I won't be able to *play* her again, and.. And.." Jammy choked, his voice cracking slightly as he looked away from a very confused Wannabe Smurf.
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WannabeSmurf
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posted 10-09-2026 10:34 AM
Hefty grabbed Wannabe Smurf by the arms, yanking him, and basically dragging him away. “You’ve done enough—Now come on! Papa Smurf needs to deal with you.”
Wannabe tries to defend himself, stuttering n’ spluttering over his words, but no one let him get his word in.
“But!! I didnt think it’d be s— sucha’ big deal !!”
He managed to blurt out, while being dragged. Brainy and Jammy following the two.
“Well! You thought wrong, then!” Brainy rebuked, awkwardly comforting a sobbing Jammy Smurf, who was still mourning his instrument, now in pieces and in his arms.
And soon, the three of them brought back a guilty looking wannabe.
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jollysmurf
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posted 10-11-2026 03:43 PM
Jammy stood behind Wannabe, Hefty and Brainy, still sniffling and crying, wiping his nose with his arm. Brainy let out a quiet "eugh" but didn't respond otherwise.
Hefty dragged Wannabe over to Papa Smurf's hut, knocking harshly. Jammy sniffled again, turning away and walking. "I'm gonna go take a nap."
"..sure, Jammy." Hefty sighed sympathetically, looking at the door.
Papa Smurfed opened it and looked at the Wannabe. He shook his head, prompting them to all come inside. "Thank you, er, Hefty and Brainy." He nodded.
Hefty grunted, pushing Wannabe into the chair.
"Now, Wannabe, I know that your *role* is.. Well, roleplaying. But would you mind explaining what you did today?"
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