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Topic: Roleplay: A Blue Christmas (Christmas Special)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2023 04:50 AM
However, Hefty and Grouchy grab Scruple by the arms.
Brainy and Clumsy grab Gargamel from under the table. Jokey also grabs Azrael from under the table.
Jokey: This is easy!
Cut to Brainy and Clumsy carrying Gargamel.
Brainy: We've got you now!
Clumsy: Uh, yeah, we got ya!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 02-09-2023 05:29 AM
*Azrael suddenly yelps*
Jokey: Here, kitty kitty!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2023 07:26 AM
Both Gargamel and Azrael were thrown out of the hovel and into the snow.
Gargamel: Blast! Half my size or not, I'm taking them down!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-09-2023 07:51 AM
Papa Smurf: Careful, my Smurfs. No violence!
Hefty (smiling): Don't worry, Papa... (He sees a huge sack hanging from the wall and takes it.) We'll smurf them with... much care! (Addressing the others) Hey, Smurfs, I got an idea! Let's smurf something different.
Handy: OK, Hefty!
(Gargamel and Azrael are brought back to his hovel again, and Scruple appears being held by two Smurfs.)
Scruple (kicking): Ahhh, let me go, you blue bullies! Gargie, HEEEEEELP!
Gargamel (annoyed): Shut up, you slowpoke! You're not the only one in trouble here.
(Azrael also protests at its own manner.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-09-2023 08:52 AM
(Helped by the others, Hefty puts the three prisoners in the sack by force, tying it tightly.)
Hefty: This is the sack you've always used to smurf us, Gargamel! Now you'll be given a taste of your own medicine, and it means Azrael and Scruple too!
Gargamel (inside): Let me out, you miserable rotten Smurfs! You'll still pay me dearly! PAY, PAY, PAY!
Scruple (same): Ahhh, I can hardly breath with this smell here! How long has it been since you’ve bathed, Gargie?
(Azrael miaows desperately while scratching the sack bottom.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2023 09:33 AM
Gargamel: You wouldn't dare throw us in the river, would you?
Scruple: He's got a point. We don't wanna catch cold, you know.
Hefty: Actually, we've got another idea in mind.
So, the Smurfs put Gargamel, Azrael and Scruple at the table to serve them smurfberries.
Scruple: You're serving us smurfberries?
Brainy: Smurfy for the mind, as Papa Smurf would always say...
Gargamel: You despicable three foot rodents expect me to eat this slop?!
Hefty: Would you prefer the river instead?
Gargamel: (fears about being thrown in the river) Okay, fine!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 02-09-2023 10:50 AM
Scruple: Boy, some Christmas this turned out to be!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-09-2023 11:24 AM
Papa Smurf: Very well, good boys! Eat everything, for we've got something else very smurfy, specially for you!
Gargamel (with a long face): And what's it, now? Any other kind of torture?
Greedy: Oh, no! Simply a delicious and fresh sarsaparilla salad that I've just smurfed!
Gargamel (desperated): NOOOOOOOOOO!
Grouchy: I HATE NOOOOOOOOOOES!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2023 12:09 PM
After Gargamel, Azrael and Scruple ate their plate of smurfberries.
Gargamel: Oh, my aching belly...
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 02-09-2023 12:21 PM
Gargamel: Confound those Smurfs and their sweetness... Peace must be returning to the village right now.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-09-2023 12:34 PM
(The Smurfs had gotten back to their normal size and at the moment are at the table, chatting animatedly about their unusual adventure whereas relishing Christmas dinner.)
Handy: You know what, Papa Smurf? This Smurfmas is one of the smurfiest ones we've ever had!
Brainy: I, Brainy Smurf, have just something to declare: seeing Gargamel and his gang eating sarsaparilla and smurfberries were quite a Smurfmas gift for me!
Jokey: Very well smurfed, Brainy! For me, too! YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!
Clumsy: Gee, me too!
Hefty: Me, too! I still remember their disgusted faces as they were smurfing our food.
Greedy: Me, too! I laughed a lot on seeing that!
Smurfette: Yes indeed, Greedy! Me, too!
Grouchy: I HATE "Me too!"... but I LOVE seeing everysmurf together, safe and sound in our Smurfmas time!
Papa Smurf (raising a glass of raspberry liqueur and making a toast): Merry Smurfmas, my little Smurfs!
The Smurfs (in chorus): Merry Smurfmas, Papa Smurf!
(Meanwhile, in a certain hovel...)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-09-2023 01:16 PM
Scruple: Calm down, Gargie! It could be even worse... At least we weren't thrown in the river!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 02-09-2023 01:30 PM
Azrael (rolling its eyes and thinking): And at least we had Christmas dinner too... Although I still prefer Smurfs!
THE END
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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