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Topic: Roleplay: Carpenter Clumsy
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 11:21 AM
Clumsy: Sure! *runs to Brainy's house*
Hefty: Where are you going with-*suddenly realizes*...Very clever!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 11:28 AM
Handy: Sending Clumsy to fix Brainy's house will be the last straw to smurf the camel's back. I'm sure of it.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 02:26 PM
We cut to find Brainy dusting himself from the destruction Clumsy made to his house.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 03:12 PM
*Handy and Hefty both start laughing*
Brainy: Did you think you could smurf my whole house, Clumsy?!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 03:22 PM
Clumsy: I just wanted to renovate it for you! Handy told me so!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 03:54 PM
Brainy: Handy told you so?! I need to have a little heart to heart with a certain Smurf!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-04-2022 04:13 PM
Brainy (thinking): And I bet Hefty Smurf is also behind all that smurf!
Clumsy (in a begging way): Let me help you, Brainy, please!
(Brainy feels like shouting at him but suddenly changes his mind.)
Brainy (kindly): No, no, Clumsy, I'm almost finishing it. Go rest a little, you need to renew your forces after all that mes... I mean, that work you smurfed!
Clumsy: Huh, okay, Brainy! I smurfeel somewhat tired in fact. (He leaves.)
Brainy: And now, I'm going to smurf a little talk with you, Handy Smurf!!
(He meets Smurfette on his way.)
Smurfette: You look very annoyed, Brainy! What's smurfing on?
Brainy: Guess who's sent Clumsy Smurf to tidy my house: Handy!!
Smurfette (surprised): Handy!?! But why has he done it... (An idea occurs to her) Oh, wait!! Clumsy was also at home, and had offered to repaint my house! I wonder if...?
Brainy: Yes, Smurfette. I'm smurfsure he suggested Clumsy to do so.
Smurfette: Oohhhh, that Smurf!! Just wait, Brainy, I'll go with you!
(They storm towards Handy's house.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 04:13 PM
*they finds the two Smurfs laughing their tails off*
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-04-2022 04:34 PM
Smurfette (smiling wryly with arms akimbo): Very well, gentlesmurfs!
Brainy (same, with arms crossed): May we join the fun?
(Handy and Hefty stop laughing at once and stare at them, embarrassed.)
Handy: Er... Hm... It was... We were laughing because of a joke, and...
Hefty: Yes, yes! It's pretty funny! Would you like us to tell it?
Smurfette and Brainy (shouting in a perfect chorus): NO, THANKS! WE PREFER THAT YOU TELL YOUR JOKE TO PAPA SMURF RIGHT NOW!
Papa Smurf (appearing at Handy's doorstep): Alright! What’s all the laughing and yelling about?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 04:42 PM
Handy: Oh hi, Papa Smurf!
Hefty: We were just...smurfing a good joke!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-04-2022 04:59 PM
Papa Smurf (ironically): Oh, yes? How about telling me, then? I LOVE jokes...
(The two clever guys gulp, constrained. )
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 05:00 PM
Handy: Uh...how'd it go, Hefty?
Hefty: Uh...it was...it was...what happens when you squeeze a Smurf?!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-04-2022 05:11 PM
Smurfette (same attitude): Mostly a Smurf who sent Clumsy to repaint my house?
Brainy (ditto): And to smurf a mess in mine?
(The three stare at Handy and Hefty, who keep quiet.)
Papa Smurf (severe): Well then! I’m getting to understand everything!
Clumsy (appears at this very moment): Gee whiz! What's smurfing on here, after all?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 05:12 PM
Handy: (to himself) Oh, what does it matter if I have to live with a broken ankle? (to Papa, Brainy and Smurfette) It's my fault. I pretended to compliment on Clumsy's progress in an attempt to cover up the fact about the damages, so I won't hurt his feelings. But, I ended up making things worse myself by not telling the truth.
Hefty: Especially, with all the random orders he made to keep Clumsy out of his smurf.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 05:13 PM
Brainy: Well, as I, Brainy Smurf always say, it's better to tell the truth than to cover it!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 05:17 PM
Clumsy: Uh, did you do all that for me?
Handy: Sorry, Clumsy.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 10-04-2022 05:17 PM
Clumsy: Huh, okie-dokie, Handy! No problem.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 05:19 PM
Handy: I just wanted to prove everyone that you weren't meant to be a repairman. But, I guess I got carried away.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-04-2022 05:49 PM
Smurfette: Yes, that wasn't very smurfy, Handy!
Handy: But Smurfette, it was your idea. You said to give Clumsy a chance, and I did.
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-04-2022 05:59 PM
Smurfette: When I said give Clumsy a chance, I mean he should help fix your workshop. How could you possibly mean repainting my house?!
Brainy: And renovating my house?!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 10-05-2022 05:38 AM
Handy: That...we went a little too far.
Brainy: You what?! Wait until I smurf my hands on you! *advances towards him*
Handy: *backs up slowly* Brainy, I apologized! You don't need to make it violent! I didn't really-*he suddenly falls into the well*
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 10-05-2022 06:13 AM
Hefty: Wow. I didn't know Brainy had it in him. And to all this time, I thought he was just plain annoying.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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