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Topic: Roleplay: Jokey Does it Again
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-11-2022 04:02 PM
Jokey (entering Papa's lab in a hurry, and shouting): PAPA SMURF, HEFTY WANTS TO HIT ME!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 04:03 PM
Papa: *drops his bottles and the lab is blown up* Jokey, I haven't time for your jokes! I'm in the middle of a very important experiment!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-11-2022 04:21 PM
Grandpa: I don't mind the explosions much, but tell me what's on your mind, youngster.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 04:22 PM
Jokey: I'm only playing harmless pranks, but all the Smurfs are mad at me!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-11-2022 04:25 PM
Grandpa Smurf: Well, you mustn't be too harsh on the ones that love you. There's a time for jokes and a time for serious work.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 04:26 PM
Jokey: But I'm Jokey Smurf, Grandpa! Without my jokes it'd be like...Hefty without strength, or...Papa Smurf without magic! Or...Harmony without music or...Brainy without his annoying lectures!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-11-2022 04:29 PM
Papa Smurf (still upset at Jokey's interruption): Taking into account your pranks, Hefty mustn't be the only one to feel like smurfing you a lesson. What proves that sometimes you can be as annoying as Brainy!
Grandpa Smurf: Now, now, Papa, be a good Smurf and leave this to me.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-11-2022 04:31 PM
Grandpa Smurf: (to Jokey) Well, the Brainy part, I agree with. But you know smurfier than that. Think of how much pranks you're smurfing on others.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 04:31 PM
Jokey: Awwwwww what's the use! *storms off*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 04:36 PM
*the following day, Jokey is pacing back and fourth at his house*
Jokey: This is absosmurfly ridiculous! The last time I smurfed a good joke was when Gargamel-*gasps* That's it! Handy! *runs back to the workshop*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-11-2022 04:40 PM
(Jokey knocks at Handy's workshop door): Handy? That's me, Jok...
Handy (shouting with the closed door): NO, NO, NOT YOU, JOKEY! GO AWAY!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-11-2022 04:48 PM
Handy (from inside): NO AND NO!
Jokey: Please, Handy, I'm serious now! Open the door, I really need you!
Handy (same): I TELL YOU: NO!!
(Papa and Grandpa pass nearby the workshop and hear the quarrel.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 04:55 PM
Jokey: Please, Handy, I promise I don't have any joke boxes! I swear!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 05:08 PM
Handy: Fine! *pulls him in* What is it?!
Jokey: I need you to build me something super smurfy!
Handy: *face palms* What now?! That last time you asked me this, half the village was destroyed! I didn't sleep for a month after that!
Jokey: But Handy! I need you to build me a Gargamel machine or...mechanism...
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-11-2022 05:09 PM
Grandpa Smurf (to Papa): Well, it seems we don't need to smurf this out!
Papa Smurf (sighing): Thank smurfness. All that happened before was already enough for me. Still, I’m afraid of the kind of idea Jokey would have in mind to the point of asking for Handy's help so much!
Grandpa Smurf: Maybe it's something inoffensive, my boy; sometimes you worry too much.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-11-2022 05:10 PM
Jokey: Please, Handy! I'll let you smurf it!
Handy: Fine, Jokey, I'll do it.
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-11-2022 07:49 PM
Jokey (smiling from ear to ear): I knew I could smurf on you, Handy! And when shall it get ready?
Handy (also smiling in the same way): In fact, sooner than you'll ever imagine...
(So, Handy did what he promised and Jokey got his... mechanic Gargamel!)

-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-12-2022 02:49 AM
Jokey: That's not funny, Handy!
(Love the artwork!)
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-12-2022 04:43 AM
Handy: You got what you smurfed, Jokey.
Jokey: I was thinking bigger, like what you smurfed when Gargamel was petrified!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-12-2022 05:55 AM
Handy (serious): Jokey, be reasonable! Don’t you remember what happened? All was smurfing well until the mechanic Gargamel tripped and I lost all control over it, causing a great havoc through the village and finally crashing into Papa's house! Is just that what you wanted, seeing our village destructed again?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-12-2022 05:56 AM
Jokey: Please, Handy! Do this for your old pal! Nothing will happen, I'll even let you drive it! *gives him an innocent look* Please...?
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-12-2022 06:06 AM
Handy (same): No, Jokey. Not again! No matter how careful we are, for some unexpected danger may always appear! Don’t you see you’re being selfish, thinking only of your own smurfamusement?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-12-2022 06:08 AM
Jokey: But...but...fine! I'll smurf my jokes elsewhere!
*later, Jokey wanders into the forest on his own*
Jokey: I'll find somesmurf that does have a sense of humor! Unlike those humorless Smurfs!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-12-2022 06:26 AM
(Meanwhile, Grandpa and Papa talk to Handy, asking the reason why Jokey had left his workshop so upset.)
Handy (a bit constrained): He wanted me to smurf up a mechanic Gargamel like that former one and I said no!
Papa Smurf (alarmed): Do you mean the one that you created during the situation when Gargamel and Azrael were petrified?
Handy: Exactly! And you remember all that smurfed, Papa Smurf.
Papa Smurf: Jokey is crazy!! You smurfed very well to refuse that, Handy.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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