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Topic: Roleplay: Rival Smurfs
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-06-2022 10:56 AM
Hefty: Well, you need protection. On account of the way you're handling it.
Handy: Sorry if this may sound wrong, but I should've teamed up with Brainy.
Hefty: And I should've teamed up with Clumsy! How about that?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 10:58 AM
Handy: Clumsy would just slow you down! He'll just smurf whatever rock he can find!
*neither of them are aware of the Wartmongers watching them from a distance*
Slime: Looks like we's got ourselves some little Smurfs!
Slop: King Bullrush will be proud of us!
Sludge: Idiots! Shut up, they'll hear us!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-06-2022 11:50 AM
Back to Handy and Hefty, who are still arguing about not wanting to work together.
Hefty: You either listen to Papa Smurf or you'll be stuck doing punishment chores for a week!
Handy: Speak for yourself! You treat Brainy like a punching bag!
Hefty: Well, you're no better! You threw him out once for destroying one of your inventions!
Handy: Excuse me?
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 11:51 AM
Hefty: That you're no better than I am! You're just as obnoxious as Brainy!
Handy: Oh yeah?!
Hefty: Yeah!
*The Wartmongers fire their bubble guns, alerting the two Smurfs*
Handy: Wartmongers! They're nearby!
Sludge: We sure are! And you're comin' with us!
*the Wartmongers chase after them, firing their bubble guns*
Hefty: Run, Handy, run!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-06-2022 11:53 AM
But it was too late. The Wartmongers captured Handy, before he can do anything.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 11:54 AM
Handy: Yikes!
Sludge: Gotcha, you little blue garden gnome!
Handy: Hefty! Help!!!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-06-2022 12:31 PM
One of the Wartmongers covered Handy's mouth before he could say anything else and ran off with him back to King Bullrush's castle.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-06-2022 01:18 PM
(On their way, the Wartmongers sing their notorious song while holding Handy captive):
All Three:
Oh, we are mighty hunters
In service to the king.
When we go hunting pixies,
We really clip their wings.
Sludge:
I'm Sludge the brave.
Slop:
I'm Slop the bold.
Slime:
I'm Slime the slimy thing.
All Three:
When we go hunting pixies,
We really clip their wings, their wings,
Their wingy-wingy-wings.
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 01:29 PM
Bullrush: Well well well, what have we here?
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-06-2022 01:57 PM
Sludge: This is Handy Smurf, your Majesty! We caught him before he tried to escape!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-06-2022 02:02 PM
Handy (furious): Yes, that's my name! What do you want with me, you toad-faced boors? Let me go!!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 02:09 PM
Bullrush: Handy Smurf, you say? Tell me, little Smurf, what were you doing in our territory?
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-06-2022 02:37 PM
Handy: How come, "your" territory?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 02:44 PM
Bullrush: This is Wartmonger territory! We don't allow trespassers!
Slime: What should we do with him, boss?
Slop: Should we boil him?
Bullrush: No, take him to the furnace, I have a better idea... *cackles*
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Krisalyn B.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-06-2022 03:37 PM
Handy: *gulps nervously*
*meanwhile, Hefty had lost the Wartmongers but realized he's one Smurf short*
Hefty: We should be safe, Handy, I think we-Handy?
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-07-2022 04:36 AM
Hefty: (sees that Handy isn't by his side) Oh, yeah. He's at the Wartmonger castle.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-07-2022 05:12 AM
Hefty (sighing): Oh, great. That's all I needed! And to think he babbled all the time he was no Smurfling, he didn't need any protection and all that smurf... If he wasn't so stubborn, he'd stay by my side yet! Indeed, Papa Smurf's idea was not smurfy at all...
(A calm and soft voice came to Hefty's ears): Are you really sure about this?
(Hefty turns around and sees his guardian angel.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7509 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-07-2022 05:21 AM
Angel Smurf: Remember, Hefty, Handy's your best friend, friends will fight a lot, but don't let that get to you.
Devil Smurf: Ah, who cares about that loser? Face it, Hefty, you don't need him!
Hefty: Well...
*back at the castle*
Bullrush: Keep going, don't stop!
Handy: *gasps* *continues shoveling coal into the furnace, his ankle chained to the wall* I don't think I can smurf much more...! *wipes his forehead*
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-07-2022 05:36 AM
Bullrush: And don't talk either. Go on, if you don't want to be boiled alive!
(Back to Hefty...)
Angel Smurf: Remember that none of that would have happened if you hadn't been so intolerant to him!
Devil Smurf: Bah, don't listen to this sugar boy! And as for that silly friend of yours, he's all to blame. He should recognize you're the boss between you two!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7509 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-07-2022 05:43 AM
Hefty: Well...oh, you're right! It's mostly my fault!
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-07-2022 05:50 AM
(Devil Smurf gets upset and disappears.)
Angel Smurf (fairly severe now): Now, Hefty. What are you waiting for rescuing Handy? It's up to you!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7509 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-07-2022 05:51 AM
Hefty: You're right, I should go back for him.
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-07-2022 06:05 AM
Back at the castle, Handy is still shoveling coal into the furnace.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-07-2022 06:06 AM
Handy: I can't smurf this anymore...*had been doing it for hours* I'm too tired...*drops the shovel*
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Krisalyn B.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-07-2022 06:39 AM
Sludge: Don't stop! King Bullrush says to keep it up or we'll serve you as blue fondue! *slams the door closed*
Handy: *moans* *suddenly collapses as his legs gave out*
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Krisalyn B.
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