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Topic: Roleplay: Every Haystack Has its Needle
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 11:10 AM
Hogatha: But don't think this is over, my talented little blue boy! I need at least more fifty dresses, and as stunning as this one that you'd just made me!
Tailor (sighing): Yes, madam...
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 11:17 AM
Hogatha (daydreaming): And then, I'll not only conquer my dear Lizardo, but I'll also become the most beautiful, charming and incomparable sorceress in the world! The other witches will be green with envy... (she gives her usual grunting laugh.)
Tailor (thinking): Madam, to be REALLY beautiful and all that smurf, you would have to be born again...
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
Blue Buddy
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posted 09-03-2022 11:26 AM
Hefty: Papa Smurf, this seems cruel, we can't just smurf Tailor behind.
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 11:37 AM
Papa Smurf: You know that we'd never do that, Hefty. So that we must camp here in the forest to monitor Hogatha's movements. Let's smurf up some tents, my Smurfs.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
Blue Buddy
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posted 09-03-2022 12:55 PM
*later*
Hogatha: No, this will never do! *tosses half of the dresses Tailor made* It needs to be absolutely perfect! *snorts* Start making more or I'll turn you into a toad!
Tailor: *had been working for hours* Right away, Hogatha...*bursts into tears as soon as he's alone*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 01:08 PM
(Left alone and still weeping, Tailor hears a sharp sound on the tower window. He stands up and gets closer it, seeing Feathers the stork with Papa Smurf on his back.)
Tailor (this time with tears of joy in his eyes): Papa Smurf!! It's so nice to see you here again!
Papa Smurf (after having taken a quick look at all the wonderful dresses that Hogatha discarded): Something was telling me that I had to smurf an attitude. Tailor, whether you likes or not, you'll come with me right now! That selfish witch deserves nothing of your dedication at all!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 01:26 PM
Papa Smurf: I see that vulture is not here! Tailor: No, she left with it! She said she needed to smurf some make-up... Papa Smurf: Good! Come along now, the Smurfs are in the forest waiting for you. (Tailor jumps happily to Feathers' back and the three head towards the forest.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Krisalyn Baptista
Blue Buddy
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posted 09-03-2022 01:27 PM
*The Smurflings immediately hug Tailor*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 01:45 PM
Sassette: Topsy-turvy turtles, Tailor, we missed you so much!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
Blue Buddy
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posted 09-03-2022 02:22 PM
Tailor: I'm sorry for everything, Papa Smurf. I thought Hogatha was lovesick. Boy, do I sure feel stupid.
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-03-2022 02:27 PM
Papa: It wasn't your fault, Tailor, we all need to be appreciated for what we do.
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 03:00 PM
Handy: As long as the appreciators aren't any exploitative witches!
Grouchy: I HATE exploitative witches!
Brainy: I only wish I could see her face when she smurfs out that Tailor is no longer in her castle!
Vanity: What means that it won't be this time she'll smurf her "prince"!
Jokey: Smurf, seeing that would be a real card! YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!
Smurfette: And it shall smurf her very right!
(General laugh among the Smurfs.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-03-2022 04:02 PM
(Everysmurf goes back to the village, riding Feathers and its stork fellows, singing happily their typical song: 🎶 LA LA LALALALA LALALALALA 🎶...)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
Blue Buddy
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posted 09-03-2022 04:03 PM
*Back at the village*
Smurfette: We're very sorry, Tailor, we didn't mean to make you feel bad
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-04-2022 03:55 PM
Clumsy: Huh, that's right! But this will never smurf again, we promise!
Vanity: I'd love you to smurf me a new suit, Tailor! In a dark blue tone, please.
Tailor: It shall be such a smurfy pleasure, Vanity! But I'll need Brainy Smurf's help, since he promised to be my model for the clothes I need to smurf. Oh, Brainy? Where are you?
Harmony (tutting): Bah, he must be around, smurfing on somebody's nerves with his usual lectures.
Brainy (off): Who says?
(Brainy Smurf appears before them in a training outfit)
Clumsy: Gee, Brainy, where were you?
Brainy: At Hefty's.
Tailor: At Hefty's?? But why?
Brainy: Didn't you asked me to be your model? So then, Hefty agreed to smurf me some gym exercises in order to get in good shape!
Smurfette (delighted): It's smurfy nice of you, Brainy, keeping in form to help Tailor smurf our clothes!
Brainy (smiling): Well, Papa Smurf always says that a promise is a promise, and I’d hate to know anysmurf would complain to Tailor because of me.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-05-2022 02:16 AM
*the others kick him outside the village and he lands on his head*
Brainy: Can I help it if I'm perceptive?
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-05-2022 06:15 AM
Tailor: Hey!! (tapping his hand on his forehead) We shouldn't have smurfed that, now how can I get him now to work with me? (shouting) Brainy!! Come back!
Brainy (off): No!! You're going to smurf me again!
Tailor: No, we're not! Right, Smurfs?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 09-05-2022 06:17 AM
Brainy: No! (proceeds to run away from everyone in the Smurf Forest and out into the sunset)
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-05-2022 06:20 AM
*all the other Smurfs burst into laughter*
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 09-05-2022 06:38 AM
Clumsy (stops laughing suddenly and gets a bit apprehensive): Huh, and what if he doesn't smurf back?
Vanity: Nonsense! He'll smurf after a certain time.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 09-05-2022 07:39 AM
Hefty: Brainy can barely smurf a day outside the village!
-------------------- Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 09-05-2022 08:11 AM
Tailor (shouting again, this time louder): BRAINY! YOU CAN SMURF BACK! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE MY MODEL IF YOU DON'T WANT IT!
Vanity: Then how about me, Tailor? After all, it's me who shall wear the suit you're going to smurf, right?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7498 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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