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Topic: New Year Festival
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-01-2018 11:43 PM
There hasn't been a Smurf role play in a while so let's start simple. The smurfs are having a festival celebrating the great year ahead of them.
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-02-2018 02:19 AM
-In the centre of smurf village all the smurfs are gathered around a stage they set up where Papa is about to give a speech-
Harmony: -Plays trumpet poorly- Hear ye, hear ye Papa will now give a speech.
-all smurfs start cheering and clapping as Papa walks on stage-
Papa: My little smurfs a new year has beg-
-Harmony cuts of Papa mid sentence-
Harmony: Which will grace us all with its beauty.
Papa: thank you Harmony, now as I was say-
-Harmony cuts Papa of again-
Harmony: which shall be marked by my newest song, New year, New cheer -Harmony begins to play his song-It's not very good-
-Harmony is pelted with smurfberries-
Harmony: Humph! -He storms off-
Papa: anyways, My little smurfs a new year has begun and we must smurf all together to make this year smurfier than the last.
-Perky starts cheering-
-Hefty turns to Century-
Hefty: It's the same speech every year! We don't need words, we need to do something about our problems not talk about them!
Century: I think your underestimating the power of words, I actually read about i-
-Brainy, who was listening to the conversation the whole time, cuts of Century-
Brainy: Yes, too true, too true as Papa smurf always says brash Action leads to brash action but words lead to a peaceful solution.
-Hefty raises his hands in anger and turns back to Papa-
-As Papa continues his speech Perky cheers after every line gradually getting louder until-
Papa: and to conclude if we continue on this path we will lead 89% Smurfier Lives.
Perky: (Screaming into a mega phone) GREAT SPEECH PAPA!
Grouchy: I hate Over enthusiastic smurfs!
Perky: THAT'S GREAT YOU DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY GROUCHY!
Grouchy: I hate happy!
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 01-02-2018 11:39 AM
Sweet Smurf: Well... any plans?
Smurfette: I was thinking of having some alone time. Just you and me... hanging out!
Brainy: I'm going to play Doki Doki Literature Club.
*Awkward silence*
Brainy: What?
Jokey: I'm going to see if I could get a role at replacing Jared Leto as the Joker!
Grouchy: I hate Jared Leto's Joker!
All: WE ALL DO!
Smurfette: What about you, Hefty?
Hefty: Just... checking in on Smurfy Grove!
Sweet Smurf: It's about Smurfstorm, isn't it?
Hefty: (brushes) NO! I'm... not... in... love...
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-02-2018 11:58 AM
Perky: (Still with megaphone) THOSE ALL SOUND LIKE GREAT IDEAS, HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-02-2018 12:20 PM
(This isn't part of the RP but although your Jared Leto joke was funny could we please leave out pop culture references)
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-03-2018 12:15 AM
![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-03-2018 12:17 AM
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 01-03-2018 08:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Perky Smurf:
This one is blank! But okay... no PC jokes for now on!
Hefty walks through the "Forbidden" Forest on the way to Smurfy Grove, humming to himself. Meanwhile, Gargamel writes down his own New Year Resolution.
Scruple (in a girly voice): Whatcha doin'?
Gargamel: Writing my plans of the New Year.
Scruple picks up the paper.
Scruple: It literally the word "Smurfs" over and over again!
Gargamel: I just can't seem to capture them! I might die if I don't. It's all thanks to my goody two-shoes daughter - Smurfette Gargameo!
Scruple: That's your last name?
Gargamel: Yes, my real name is James T. Gargameo!
Scruple: Well... JIM! Why not make yourself immortal so you'll never stop trying!
Gargamel: ****ING! GENIUS!
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-04-2018 01:12 AM
-Gargamel (or Jim) and Scruple run to their hovel-
Gargamel: Quickly Scruple!
Scruple:Calm down Jim.
Gargemel: You better stop that you little blabbermouth before I turn you into a toad!
-Scruple slowly shuffles away-
Gargamel: Lets see, Envision, Invisibility, Ah ha Immortality!
-Gargamel frantically searches through the book and lands on the ingredients page-
Gargamel: the ingredients are: 3 grams of honey mustard, two dragon scales, a litre of swamp water and 8 SMURFS! WHY DOES EVERY POTION I MAKE NEED SMURFS!
Scruple: Just your luck Jim
-Gargamel Angrily turns to Scruple-
Scruple: Gargamel, I said Gargamel.
Gargamel: Of course you did.
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 01-04-2018 11:00 AM
Gargamel: Oh, well. Beggars can't be choosers. I tasking you to get them.
Scruple: Why?
Gargamel: Because only me and Azreal get to be immortal.
Scruple: But... I don't know where the Smurf Village is.
Gargamel: I didn't say you'll going to get them from Smurf Village (Hands him a map) Here's a map to another village of Smurfs.
So Scruple started walking on the way to Smurfy Grove.
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-04-2018 12:43 PM
-Scruple Traversed the forbidden forest the way Gargamel and the Smurfs once did. Once he reached Smurfy Grove all the smurfs who lived there put up the best fight the could. They sent out dragon flies but Scruple swatted them away with ease, they sent out archers but they arrows were to tiny to do anything.(Even if they weren't they had balls on the end of them so they wouldn't of done much)
Scruple: Let's see, 4,8,12,16! that should be enough for Uncle Gargy and his dumb cat.
-Scruple was about to leave when he realised something.-
Scruple- I'm a training wizard I could easily whip up that potion, it would be better used on me than pathetic Gargy!
-And with that he scooped up 8 more smurfs and headed back to Gargamels hovel.
Scruple: Now to hide these 8 from Gargy!
-In the aftermath of the battle Smurfstorm was pinned under her dragonfly, Spitfire.
Smurfstorm: Spitfire get up!
-Spitfire gets up and lets out a faint sigh of pain-
Smurfstorm: Easy boy, It's alright
-She slowly strokes her pet cheering him up-
Smurfstorm: Now stay here I got to find Smurfwillow.
-Smurfstorm searches the area and eventually finds Smurfwillow-
Smurfstorm: Smurfwillow, are you okay?
Smurfwillow: Yes Smurfstorm, is your dragonfly fit to fly?
Smurfstorm: Barely.
Smurfwillow: Good, now go to the Smurf village and get the aid of Papa things smurfs.
Smurfstorm: But the amount of trouble Gargamel has given them is more than the years their leader has seen.
Smurfwillow: Maybe, but together Gargamel won't stand a chance.
-Smurfstorm sighs, jumps on spitfire and flies to the Smurf Village.
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-04-2018 01:01 PM
-Meanwhile Sweet Smurf and Smurfette walk through the forest(this one not forbidden) in a search for Smurfberries-
Sweet Smurf: -Sighs- I can't believe Papa sent us out to get Smurfberries on New years!
Smurfette: SomeSmurfs had to do it.
Sweet Smurf: I guess so, it gives us some time alone.
-they hold hands and they lean in for a kiss when...-
Perky: (Still with megaphone) HEY GUYS I FOUND SOME SMURFBERRIES!
Smurfette and Sweet Smurf: Right, not alone.
-they walk towards the bush with the smurf berries where Perky and a few other smurfs are.-
Perky- (finally without the megaphone, but he's still keeping it close) Look Right here!
-in front of them was a bush so full of Crimson smurfberries it might of been one itself! So they all started picking them when they heard a thump. They all got down as Scruple walked by-
Brainy: Scruple, he can't be up to good!
Perky: but he's got a nice new shirt!
-they all look at Perky-
Perky: What? You don't get mad at Brainy for being smart!
Jokey: That's because he isn't.
Brainy: Hey!
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 01-04-2018 01:36 PM
Sweet Smurf: Jokey's right! Clumsy told me you said you find eggs under rocks and guess what? HE FOUND AN EGG UNDER A ROCK!
Brainy: Um...
Sweet Smurf: Same with you saying you can't find flowers under snow and guess what? CLUMSY FOUND FLOWERS UNDER SNOW! And let's not forget...
Smurfette: I get it, Sweetie! Brainy is - ironically - brainless!
Brainy: Name calling are we, Little Miss Gargameo?
Smurfette punches Brainy so hard he goes up and over then lands on his head.
Brainy: What? I never knew she was sensitive about her last name... I didn't even realize Gargameo WAS her last name. Then again, she is the ONLY one in our village who isn't named for her personality but for the fact that she's a female Smurf.
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-05-2018 04:48 AM
Sweet Smurf: Brainy, you don't say things like that!
Brainy: It's true!
Smurfette:Oh so your a perfect Smurf?
Brainy: what are you getting at?
Smurfette: You're also not named after your personality trait.
Brainy: Yes I am! My name is Brainy and I am brainy.
Smurfette: No your not, your pompous.
Jokey: That's a good one HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Perky: If his name is Gargameo why do we call him Gargamel, there's no L in his name.
-They all look at him-
Perky: I was trying to defuse the tension!
Brainy: What tension!
Perky: From you Insulting Smurfette.
Brainy: I did not.
Sweet Smurf: Yes you did!
-As the Smurfs continued to argue Scruple overheard and opened his bag...-
Scruple: Yoink! 5 more smurfs. It's not personal guys, I just have a "wizard" to overthrow!
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 01-05-2018 03:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Perky Smurf:
Sweet Smurf: Brainy, you don't say things like that!
Brainy: It's true!
Smurfette:Oh so your a perfect Smurf?
Brainy: what are you getting at?
Smurfette: You're also not named after your personality trait.
Brainy: Yes I am! My name is Brainy and I am brainy.
Smurfette: No your not, you're pompous.
Jokey: That's a good one HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK!
Perky: If his name is Gargameo why do we call him Gargamel, there's no L in his name.
-They all look at him-
Perky: I was trying to defuse the tension!
Brainy: What tension?
Perky: From you insulting Smurfette.
Brainy: I did not.
Sweet Smurf: Yes you did!
-As the Smurfs continued to argue Scruple overheard and opened his bag...-
Scruple: Yoink! 5 more smurfs. It's not personal guys, I just have a "wizard" to overthrow!
Fixed...
Sweet Smurf cuts and whole in the bag and they all escape.
Sweet Smurf: The next move is yours, Mr B!
Smurfette: Hey, where Jokey?
Jokey turns out to be still in the bag, changes his Smurf hat to a regular one to a regular one and while Scruple is laughing, he throws a present into his mouth and it explodes just as it reach it esophagus. Scruple then falls to ground dead. Jokey then rushes off to join the other.
Music: De oh doo ah, de oh doo ah! JOKEY!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 01-05-2018 05:20 PM
Smurfette turns around to see Jokey return.
Smurfette: Oh, hello, Jokey. We've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 01-05-2018 07:44 PM
Jokey: I killed Scruple with one of my surprises.
Meanwhile in the forest...
Gargamel: (sees Scruple's dead body) **** IT! Do I have to everything myself?
Azreal meows
Gargamel: What do you mean a specific Smurf killed him?
Azreal claws into Scruple's corpse and fulls out the remains of Jokey's present. Gargemel picks it up.
Gargamel: There is ONLY one Smurf I know who caused this...
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posted 01-05-2018 10:16 PM
Azrael makes a confused expression.
Gargamel: And the only one I know of... is Jokey Smurf. He's the one responsible for making those exploding presents and one of them caused Scruple to drop dead!
Azrael: Mrow mow. (Oh, no.)
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 01-05-2018 11:02 PM
Smurf Boeing: Jokey that was awesome!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 01-05-2018 11:41 PM
Jokey: Why, thanks. It's the least I could do for my fellow Smurfs! Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-06-2018 12:12 AM
(Not part of the role play but,holy smurf! Scruple died,well I never liked him anyways. Good thing this didn't happen in the series, imagine getting a letter saying you've been killed off in the Smurfs.)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 01-06-2018 12:20 AM
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Originally posted by Perky Smurf:
(Not part of the role play but ,holy smurf! Scruple died,well I never liked him anyways. Good thing this didn't happen in the series, imagine getting a letter saying you've been killed off in the Smurfs.)
And it is Sweet Smurf 2's idea to have Scruple drop dead here.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-06-2018 12:36 AM
Perky: Wait you actually killed him?
Jokey: Yes, why?
Perky:What will Papa smurf think?
Jokey: It was Smurf defence!
Perky:(quietly) I guess so.
-The smurfs ran back to their village-
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 01-06-2018 01:17 AM
But when they got back, they saw Papa Smurf waiting for them to come back.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Perky Smurf
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posted 01-06-2018 08:40 AM
Smurfette: (whispering to the others) Don't tell him, keep your cool.
Papa: So where is it.
-The smurfs began to mumble making Papa suspicious-
Papa: Perky do you know?
-Papa began to stare intensely at him-
Perky: WE LEFT THE BODY IN THE WOODS!
-Smurfette hits Perky-
Perky: (rubbing his head) Ow!
Papa: I meant your bag of smurf berries!
Perky: Well that's a relief, Come on guys let's go home it's REALLY late.
-Papa stops him-
Papa: It's seven-thirty, what is this about a body?
Brainy: Well you see.
Sweet smurf: Scruple sorta caught us.
Smurf Boeing: And Jokey may have.
-all the smurfs go silent-
Papa: WELL WHAT IS IT!
All but Papa and Jokey: Jokey killed Scruple!
Jokey: It was Smurf defence!
Papa: Oh Jokey...
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