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Topic: The Smurf Village Haunting
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Century Smurf
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posted 06-16-2016 08:27 AM
Papa: ![[Smile]](smile.gif) Well, if you really want to, I guess it will be okay... But pollen is the worst in the evening, you know.
Ariel: Oh, yeah.
(Meanwhile, at the campout...)
Century: Oh, this fire is so hot!
Tailor: Yes, I'm sweaty!
Baker: My gingerbread is ready! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Greedy: Oh, boy, oh, boy! I can't remember the last time I've had home-smurfed gingerbread!
Baker: That's because this is the first time I've made it.
Greedy: Oh, then that explains it.
Baker: It certainly does. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 06-16-2016 04:53 PM
PAPA: Don't forget what I told you, Ariel.
ARIEL: I know, Papa.... Don't breathe in too much pollen, stay away from cats, make sure somesmurf has the vial, and most of all....
PAPA: .....If you do get smurfed by a cat...
PAPA & ARIEL: Don't let it scratch you...
ARIEL: I got it, Papa... I'll be fine.
PAPA: I know... If anything smurfs wrong, my little Smurfs, smurf home right away.
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Century Smurf
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posted 06-17-2016 06:16 AM
Vamity: Wait... The only cat around here is Azrael.
Ariel: Oh, of course.
Century: Yes, that's right-- AAAAAAAAAAHH!
Redneck: (*Jumps*) What's wrong, Century? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Century: ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) A-a s-s-spider!
Redneck: Where?
Century: On your tail!
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Century Smurf
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posted 06-18-2016 02:44 PM
Century: Whoa! I wish I could do that! Pointing a finger and making a spider vanish into thin air -- smurftastic!
Ariel: You must have a big fear of spiders, Century.
Century: Well, I can't help it. They're so -- scary!
Detective Smurf: Ariel, you sneezed... Are you okay? If your allergies are getting to you, maybe you should be smurfing inside.
Ariel: Oh, no, I'm okay. It was just a little sneeze, that's all.
Detective: Okay. Hey, smurfs, this gingerbread is really smurfy! ![[yum!]](graemlins/yumyum.gif)
Baker: I'm glad you think so!
Century: You know, I have bad allergies, too -- pollen, and cats, etc. Papa Smurf has me taking a few herbs to help.
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Century Smurf
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posted 06-19-2016 03:44 PM
(Note: The smurfs live in the middle ages, when modern medicine was not around yet. People (and smurfs!) took herbs medicinally. Many are still used today.)
Doctor: Don't you mean that I have you on some herbs?
Century: Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Detective: Why isn't Papa Smurf here?
Ariel: I'm pretty sure he's working on some potions.
Greedy: Well, I guess that means more gingerbread for me.
Baker: Greedy! That isn't very nice. You've already had your share. We have to have enough for everysmurf, and you know quite well that there are about a hundred of us.
Greedy: Well, at least I can have some of the candied smurfberries.
Century: I don't see the point in coating smurfberries in sugar like that. They're plenty tasty plain!
Brainy: I agree, Century! ![[Graduate Smurf]](graemlins/graduate.gif)
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 06-20-2016 05:47 AM
POET: Hey Smurfs, you wanna hear a ghost story?
ARIEL: Sure, I really love a good ghost story. What's it about?
POET: Well, it begins a long time ago, probably before we were smurfed... (But, of course, it absosmurfly [I]was[\I] before Azreal was a kitten.
BRAINY: Wait... Poet, I thought you said that this was going to be a GHOST story. What's Azreal got to do with a ghost story?
POET: Because this is the story of Gibbella, Azeal's [I]MOTHER[\I]!
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 06-20-2016 08:31 PM
ARIEL: Well, go on Poet, smurf us the story. *Sneezes again, this time, causing Poet's quill to levitate over the fire, without burning...* Sorry, Poet... My allergies smurf with my magic sometimes. *Returns Poet's quill with the flick of a wrist, and pulls a handkerchief from under hat*
POET: That's alright, Ariel... Where were we?.... Oh, yes... *continues to tell the story in a dark, mysterious tone of voice...* A long time ago, before Gargamel had Azreal... Before Gargamel ever heard of us Smurfs... There was Gibbella...
BRAINY: G-G-Gibbella?
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 06-21-2016 05:50 AM
POET: Yes... Gibbella. She was the most terrible, the moat EVIL cat that Smurf Village has ever seen...
ARIEL: What did she look like???
POET: She was.... TERRISMURFING!!! Beady yelloww eyes, orange fur matted with black mud.... and she had a distinctive smell... a mix of bad eggs and rotten smurfberries....
BRAINY: Um... Ariel, are you sure this ghost story's a very smurfy idea???
ARIEL: What's the matter? *in babyvoice tone* Id tomebody tscared???
BRAINY: *frowns* What?!?!? N-no I-I-I'm not s-scared. I was... I was worried.... about you... I mean.
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 06-21-2016 11:17 AM
POET: Smurfing on, then... Gibbella is the REASON that Smurfs don't like cats...
SMURFS: *gasp!!*
POET: She was the first cat to live in our forest... She wrecked havoc among the other animals, and brought fear into the smurfs of all who crossed her... until Papa banished her... Then, she did something horrible...
ARIEL: What'd she do, Poet?
POET: She attacked Papa.... scratched him on the arm... the wound healed quickly, but a few days later.... Papa started acting strange....
BRAINY: W-wh-what do you m-mean, 'strange?'
BAKER: Yeah, what happened?
SCAREDY: Th-th-th-this is g-getting a l-l-little spooky!!! M-may-maybe we should s-st-stop and smurf home.............
REDNECK: Easy, there lad, it's just a story... Right?
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Ariel author of The Lost Smurfette
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posted 06-21-2016 07:44 PM
CENTURY: Then what?
POET: Then, Papa began to behave as if he were a cat; running around, attacking Smurfs, sleeping all day to only come out at night.... He was under Gibbella's control... unable to free himself.
SMURFS: Ooh...!
POET: luckily, a few brave Smurfs managed to save Papa.... never knowing what had happened to Gibbella...
ARIEL: What did happen, Poet?
POET: Nosmurfy knows.... but I've heard that her ghost is still out there.... looking for another chance to get her claws on a Smurf.....
ARIEL: *sneezes again... this time, causing the fire to go out in a cloud of blue smoke* Sorry, Smurfs! Allergies and magic... SMURF-TCHOOO!!!! ...don't mix...
CENTURY: That's OK, Ariel, it's smurfing late anyway.... anysmurfy else ready for bed?
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Century Smurf
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posted 07-01-2016 05:37 AM
Scaredy: I won't even be able to sleep for hours! :eep:
Century: I know, Scaredy. That story gave me smurfbumps! B-but there's n-no such thing as g-g-ghosts! Oh, it wouldn't be so scary if it weren't in the dark, at night!
Poet: That's what makes it so fun! Everysmurf knows that ghost stories are supposed to be told at night.
Century: *eating some smurfberries to try to take his mind off of the story* You know, these smurfberries are smurfalicious!
Detective: What time is it? Has anysmurf got a pocketwatch?
Brainy: Oh, yes, I always carry my trusty stopwatch with me! Let's see now... It says... The time is 9:30!
Century: Oh, dear, I'd better be getting to bed. I don't like staying out this late!
Ariel: Oh, come on, Century... It's not that late.
Magician: Yeah. Papa hasn't even started the fireworks yet!
Century: Firesmurfs? I never heard about that.
Painter: Oh, they'll be so pretty... Like a work of art!
Magician: Yes, Papa's going to do them over there. *points to clearing just out of the village*
Detective: I can't wait! I just hope there are no accidents.
Century: Accidents?
Detective: Sure. Firesmurfs are kind of dangerous. If they aren't shot up straight into the sky, they might set the whole forest on fire.
Firefighter: Yeah. And that's what I'm here for.
Century: Well, I hope nothing goes wrong.
Brainy: I've been calculating the probabilty of that, and the chances are pretty slim. Papa knows what hes doing. And he has the stand positioned securely, a safe distance from our mushroom houses and from all of the trees.
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Century Smurf
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posted 07-01-2016 09:55 AM
*Papa Smurf comes out of his house*
Papa: Good evening, my little smurfs! I have perfected the recipe for my experimental, never-before-smurfed firesmurfs!
Century: *gulps* Experimental? Um, maybe I should be smurfing to my house now, in my smurfy bed.
Ariel: Why would you do that? We're going to sleep out here!
Century: What?
Ariel: Well, of course! What do you think the sleeping bags are for?
Century: Well, um, to keep us comfy on the grass and so we don't get too dirty.
Ariel: Honestly, Century!
Brainy: Quiet! Papa Smurf's about to start the firesmurf show!
Papa: *walks over to firesmurf stand*
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Century Smurf
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posted 07-03-2016 05:13 PM
Could you make your posts a bit longer?
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 07-09-2016 01:05 PM
Haha... A spider
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
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Century Smurf
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posted 07-15-2016 04:02 AM
Yes. So, I guess you made it back from the hills of Tennessee safe and sound, without getting bit by a spider or a snake or anything like that.
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Century Smurf
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posted 07-19-2016 09:17 AM
Century: *panicking* What's going on?
Doctor Smurf: *comes to Ariel's side* Everysmurf, stay calm. Ariel is not dead. *examining her* Hmm... She appears to be having a siezure. This is very serious. *His face is very grave* Some smurf, please get Papa Smurf here at once!
(Meanwhile, Papa Smurf has just done the first firework.)
Everysmurf except Doctor (and Ariel): Oooooh... Aaaaah...
(Everysmurf is disttracted for a moment, then Hefty starts to run up to Papa Smurf.)
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Posts: 444 | From: Most likely, it's my house. | Registered: Dec 2015
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![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
(notices other Smurfs staring) I mean, uh.... I told you she'd be here... I knew it all along...
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