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Topic: St. Patrick's Day!!!!!!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-16-2016 03:05 PM
Someone start out this time, and I'll follow!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-17-2016 04:08 PM
Brainy: I'e been calculating the likelihood of smurfing a seven leaf clover. I've concluded that the probability of finding a 7 leaf clover is approximately 1/250,000,000
(Brainy may actually be right.)
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-17-2016 05:09 PM
Century: Really?! Cool!
Brainey: Yes sure Smurf! You are a lucky Smurf! And to become an even luckier Smurf, you can be the first to read my latest addition of Brainey's home journal!
(And Brainey plops a HUGE book on the desk. As Century looks at the book...)
Century: Um Brainey....Don't you think 1,000,000 pages are a little much?
Brainey: Oh not at all! This is only part 1! Now-
Century: I must really be going now! Sorry to run, but....I gotta go! (And walks out the door)
(Outside.......)
Lumberjack: Hey lassie! (He yells as he runs to Redneck Smurfette)
Redneck: What is it laddie?
Lumberjack: Um...uh....these are for you!
(And Lumberjack gives Redneck Smurfette a small basket)
Redneck: What's inside?
Lumberjack: Umm...Just a little gift for umm...today! ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
Redneck: Efin Begorra! Shamrocks! Thanka laddie! (And she hugs him and gives him a kiss and goes off all excited)
Lumberjack: (speechless!)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 03-19-2016 01:31 PM
Later...
(Century meets Slouchy smurf by the well)
Century: Hello, Slouchy! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Slouchy: Hello, Century! You've gotten taller, haven't you?
Century: Well, maybe a little. But probably it just seems that way because you're not smurfing up straight.
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Posts: 444 | From: Most likely, it's my house. | Registered: Dec 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 03-19-2016 03:17 PM
Slouchy: Well, why stand up straight when you could slouch?
Century: Well....
Slouchy: So, what are you going to to for St. Patty's day?
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-02-2016 03:03 PM
Century: I was going to watch the parade, but Clumsy destroyed the parade float, and floats are the best part of the parade.
Slouchy: But everysmurf watches the parade! Unless they're in it, of course.
Century: Well, OK. I guess I should go, since it is tradition. I heard that it was going to be mostly business owners in the parade, like Tailor and Handy.
Slouchy: It always is, isn't it?
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-02-2016 03:22 PM
Century: Well, they are the Smurfs that work 24/7...
Slouchy: Then why is Hefty in the parade?...
Century: Ummm...Well...uh...I don't know.
Slouchy: Well, the parade is coming up soon, so we'd better head over there.
Century: Good idea.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-03-2016 01:11 PM
(Note: The parade takes place before Gutsy and Redneck start fighting in the other St. Patrick's role play.) ![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif) ![[Uncle Sam]](graemlins/Uncle_Sam.gif) ![[King Tut Smurf]](graemlins/King_Tut_Smurf.gif) ![[Sassette Smurfling]](graemlins/Sassette.gif) ![[Viking Smurf]](graemlins/Viking_Smurf.gif) ![[Pirate Smurf]](graemlins/ahar.gif) ![[Astro Smurf]](graemlins/Astro_Smurf.gif) ![[Santa Smurf]](graemlins/santa.gif) ![[Smurfette]](graemlins/smurfette.gif) ![[King Smurf]](graemlins/King_Smurf.gif) ![[Clown Smurf]](graemlins/Clown_Smurf.gif) ![[Scuba Smurf]](graemlins/Scuba_Smurf.gif) ![[Techno Smurf]](graemlins/Techno_Smurf.gif) ![[Graduate Smurf]](graemlins/graduate.gif) ![[Swoof]](graemlins/Swoof.gif) ![[Gargamel]](graemlins/gargamel.gif) ![[GNAP!]](graemlins/gnap.gif)
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-03-2016 01:39 PM
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-03-2016 01:49 PM
(By "24/7", Century meant that they work almost from dawn 'til dusk on weekdays, and Papa doesn't make them work on the dam.) (Which smurf is rolling its eyes?)
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-03-2016 01:58 PM
(Well, I noticed that with your little Smurf faces in the parade, you didn't have any rolling his eyes, so I thought I'd add some ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) )
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-03-2016 04:38 PM
(I didn't even think about the faces being the parade!)
(Century and Slouchy went to the parade, and there were many other smurfs there.)
Century: Oh, look! There's Papa smurf at the beginning of the parade!
Redneck: Look! He's wearing a kilt!
Century: At least he isn't wearing one those unsmurfingly fake green beards.
Slouchy: And there's Police Smurf, and then Fireman Smurf!
Century: (Covering his ears) Oh, Why do they have to blare those sirens?!
Farmer: (Waving to the smurfs in the parade) I think they do that to get everysmurfs' attention.
Century: Well, they're certainly doing that well.
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
Posts: 444 | From: Most likely, it's my house. | Registered: Dec 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-03-2016 04:47 PM
Redneck: I agree Century! It smurfs the ears sooo much! I just hope that the firesmurfs aren't that loud...
Farmer: Oh, they aren't that loud.
RednecK: (Covering her ears too) Tell that to our ears!
(Later, after the sirens have passed...)
Redneck: Ha! Remember when our siren was a Smurf yellin "Pin-Pon Pin-Pon!"
Century: Ah, yes, the good 'ol days...
Lumberjack: Hey Look Lassie! A Gargamel Float!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-04-2016 09:10 AM
Century: Gargamel?! Well, I guess even a gargamel float is better than none.
![[Azrael]](graemlins/azrael.gif)
Slouchy: And there's Azrael beside gargamel!
Lumberjack: Yah. ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
Century: Look, there's Chef Smurf! (*Waves to Chef*) He's throwing homemade mince pies! (*Catches one*)
Redneck: Greedy Smurf has five!
(Sure enough, Greedy Smurf was running around, catching as many mince pies as he could catch.)
Century: Well, at least he's burning calories.
(Next in the parade was Painter Smurf on a very colorful float.)
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 04-04-2016 09:43 AM
Redneck: I wonder what Painter has done for his float?...
Lumberjack: Um, Paint?!
Redneck: I mean, what "surprised" did he do?
Lumberjack: Maybe he's painting portraits...again.
Century: Well, he might do something different this year...
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
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posted 04-06-2016 03:56 PM
Farmer: Hefty told me this year he's going to unveil something St. Patrick's Day-related.
Redneck: That makes sense.
Century: Look! He's getting ready to unveil his surprise!
(Painter brought out his work of art. It was still under a cloth.)
Lumberjack: It looks like it's a painting.
Redneck: Of course it is! Painter paints pictures and things for a living.
Lumberjack: Yah, I know that.
Century: Pay attention, you guys! He's unveiling it.
(The smurfs watched as Painter Smurf unveiled his "masterpizza.")
Everysmurf: Oooooooooh. Aaaaaaaaah.
Painter: ![[Cool]](cool.gif) This is my my surprise for this year! I've been working on it since before Smurfmas.
(The Painting Showed Saint Patrick in his saintly clothing, and a leprechaun in the background.)
Painter: I decided to do a painting that combines the true meaning of St Patrick's day and Irish folklore.
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