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Topic: The Smurfy 2016!!!!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-12-2016 07:22 PM
So this role play is goin to go from here all the way til the end of the year, so let's see how it goes.... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
I'll start out...
January 3, 2016
(As the sun rises near Smurf village, it shines through Papa Smurf's window, waking him up...)
Papa Smurf: Ahhh! What a Smurfy morning! The sun is shining and I can tell it's going to be a smurfy day! A new year and a fresh new start!
(Then outside Papa Smurf's window...)
Jokey: PRESENTS! Who wants this beautiful present!?
Papa: Huh?..
(Then Papa looks out the window, seeing Jokey Smurf running around the village holding a present and smiled)
Papa: Hehe! The year might of changed, but these Smurfs never do...
(Meanwhile, outside, Jokey knocks on Vanity's door)
Jokey: HIYA VANITY! Wanna present?
Vanity: NO THANK YOU JOKEY! I've suffered from your presents long enough! And I'm not going to fall for them this year!
Jokey: Ah Vanity...That really hurts!...This is a new year, let by-gons be by-gons! I promise you that THIS present will not explode!...
Vanity: Promise....?
Jokey: I promise! (holding his right hand up)
Vanity: Well...OK! (and eagerly reaches for the present...)
(But what poor Vanity soon discovered was a pie flinging into his face once he opened the present!)
Jokey: HAHA! Gotcha Vanity! (he exclaimed while running away)
Hefty: Hahaha! That's what he gets for smurfing all the tarts to himself at the New Years party!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 01-14-2016 07:05 AM
Lovette: (giggles) poor vanity
Angerette: pff ive seen better (rolls eyes)
Pranky: smirks and pies lovette
Lovette: (cries) my beauitful face how could u you smeared my mascara!
Angertte: put a sock in it lovette!
Lovette: hmph some smurfs dont apreciate beauty! (Walks off)
Pranky: (bursts out laughing) did you record that actorette?
Actorette: yes this is prefect for a new drama comedy! Callled beauty is only smurf deep!
Sketchette: i love it a pretty masterpieca! (Joins the conversation)
Actorette: true true (says high pitch adjusting the feather in her hat)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-14-2016 01:29 PM
Hefty: (in a mimiking voice) Ohhh! My mascara...!!!
hahahaha!
Lumberjack: What's mascara?
Miner: I can tell ya laddie! It's bat crud!
Lumberjack: ![[Frown]](frown.gif) ...Why would anysmurf do that?!?
Hefty: We'll never understand Smurfettes... ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Redneck: 'Sept me ladd! (As I come a-walkin up)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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smurflina
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posted 01-15-2016 11:00 AM
Smurflina: it is not bat crud! -_-
Pranky: or lovette wouldn't wear it
Smurflina: very true
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-15-2016 12:09 PM
Brainey: Yes, but what if she didn't know....If some Smurf were to smurf it up...
Smurflina: Brainey, that's disgusting!!!
Prankey: To think that of all Smurfs, you'd have the nerve...!
Brainey: Hey! It wasn't me!
Jokey: Hahaha! Don't look at me!
Lovette: Well Vanity! Your the one who gave me the mascara!....
Vanity: Well...uh...Ok! It was me, but just hear me out! Sure, it's dreadful stuff But it really highlights your eyelashes!
Lovette: ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
Lumberjack: (Wispers) Let's go before there is an explosion...
Redneck: What cha wanna do lads?
Every Smurf: Ummm...
Jokey: Hide and go seek!!!
Redneck: Yes! Not it!
Every Smurf: Not it!
Hefty: Your it Brainey!
Brainey: Why am I always it? Smurftag-I'M IT! Ring around the Smurfberries-I'M IT! Hide and go Smurf- I'M IT! Hmmm... I must be exceptionally good at this!
Brainey: One...two...three...
Papa Smurf: Whow my little Smurfs! It is way too late!
Redneck: Sardines then?
Papa: No.
Every Smurf: Yes Papa Smurf....
Lumberjack: See you tomorrow lass!
Redneck: 'Night everySmurf!
Smurflina: Good Night!
Everyone else: 'Night!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-15-2016 12:10 PM
Let's just say that it was way too cold to come out side the next few days, not worth mentioning...
January 15th
Redneck: Finally free!
Smurflina: You said it! We've been in our houses forever!
Brainey: 11 days is not forever...And...
Hefty: Can it Brainey!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 01-19-2016 08:47 AM
Lovette: very true im getting toooo pale i need to darken my blue (looks in her compact)
Buffy: are you serious?! Your skin is fine!
Lovette: tsk tsk so not careful youll look as light as the sky thats to light for a smurfette.
Buffy: i could care less
Lefty smurf: crosses arms) are you seriously talkin about beauty
Buffy: well i wasnt!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Century Smurf
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posted 01-27-2016 02:42 PM
(Meanwhile, Painter smurf is over at Chef's hut as he presents the fruit still life Chef has been wanting) Chef: What an impressive painting! It must have taken you many long hours to make the fruit look so realistic! Painter: Yes, It did take many long days, actually. But I was born to paint, so I have patience, which is one of the fruits of the spirit! Chef: Ha Ha! That's a pretty good pun, Chef! Painter: Well, I guess it is. Now, where do you want this painting? Chef: Over there is fine. (He points to a spot above the table.) (Painter hangs the still life there.) Painter: I'm glad you like it! Chef: yes, that looks very nice. Thanks for the painting! Painter: Don't mention it. Bye! Smurf you later! Chef: Bye! (Painter Smurf is now strolling along the path through the village, wondering what to paint next, when presently he spies Lovette, Buffy, and Lefty arguing in front of Farmer Smurf's hut.)
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-27-2016 06:14 PM
Papa Smurf: Hello? And what are you Smurfettes doing on this smurfy morning?
Lovette: Ohh...nothing...
Buffy: She was complaining about her complexion again!
Meanwhile...Farmer was comin over to see what all the commotion was about...
Farmer: What the hey is goin on here?
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 01-27-2016 08:01 PM
Lefty: nothing its just dumb smurfette stuff (rols eyes)
Buffy: well your stuff is dumb tooo lefty (steps on his foot)
Lefty: tackles buffy) don't step on my feet clutz
Buffy: I am not I did it on purpose!
Lefty: that sure is amurfy for a smurfette huh
Buffy: ugh your so annoying! (Storms off)
Lefty: (smirks and crossing arms)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Century Smurf
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posted 01-28-2016 03:23 PM
Painter: Stop fighting, guys! I know I sound like Brainy, but remember what Papa Smurf always says about fighting?
Lefty: Yes: "Arguing never solves a problem; It just makes problems worse."(rolls eyes)
Painter: Well, don't you think Papa's right?
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-29-2016 07:53 AM
Lefty: Yah...I guess...
Century: Besides Smurfs! It's the beginning of the year!
Papa: Right Century! Smurfs, let's start out the year smurfy! I know that it's been a little bumpy, but let's smurf hands and move on.
Redneck Smurfette: Who wants to play hide and go seek?
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 01-29-2016 08:35 AM
Sassette: smurfarooo i do i do redneck!
Angerette: :/ (crosses arms) i hate new year...
Countrette: com'on you should be cheer're
Angerette: whatever.
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Century Smurf
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posted 01-30-2016 02:59 PM
(Farmer Smurf has been trying to speak but has been interrupted several times) Farmer Smurf: Can I say a few wor- Century: I haven't played hide-and-go-seek in weeks, because it's been so cold! Farmer Smurf: I was gonna say- Lovette: I still say makeup is a very good invention! Farmer Smurf: Well, I think that- Century Smurf: makeup is full of chemicals! It's good to start the year off right, without chemicals on you face! Farmer Smurf: You see- Lovette: You always have been such a health nut! Farmer Smurf: Sigh
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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smurflina
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posted 01-30-2016 04:12 PM
Countrette: y'all zip yar lips farmer was speakin
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Century Smurf
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posted 01-31-2016 04:22 PM
Lovette: Well, you don't have to be so bossy, Contrette!
Century Smurf: Just let Farmer speak.
Farmer Smurf: Thank you. What I was gonna say was that it's getting dark and we should get started on our Hide-and-Go-Smurf game.
Painter(who is still standing here):Good idea, Farmer! Who is going play?
Century: Me!
Redneck Smurfette: Me!
Contrette: Me!
Painter: Me!
Jokey: I'll play!
Farmer: Count me in!
Brainy: Well, I've been meaning to get started on my new book about the Aztec civilization...
Century: That can wait.
Brainy: Fine, I'll play.
Angerette: I guess I'll play.
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Century Smurf
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posted 02-01-2016 03:07 PM
Lovette: So will I!
Farmer: Now we must pick a smurf to be "it."
Anerette: I'll be it!
Painter: Ok. Let's get started then!
(Angerette is counting to ten, while all the others hide. Century hides behind a large rock. Brainy hides behind Lumberjack's pile of lumber. Painter hides behind a shrub. Jokey hides in one of his jumbo gift boxes. Redneck hides at the top of a tree. Farmer hides behind a tree. Lovette hides in a patch of prairie grass.)
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 02-02-2016 08:45 PM
Angrette: 8...9...10! Ready or not! If not-too bad, because here I come!
(Meanwhile, Brainey isn't being very stealthy...)
Brainey: This is a ridiculous game Lumberjack if you think of the statics of it! I mean, you hide and you get found! What is the point?!
Lumberjack: Shhhh! Your a-gonna give me away!
Brainey: (Ignoring what Lumberjack said) I could be at home right now writing my latest book on the Aztec civilization which will be a famous book for years to come since I do intend to put a few words of wisdom and-
Angrette: AHA! FOUND YOU! Brainey first, then Lumberjack!
Brainey: You see what I mean Lumberjack? What is the point to this game?
Lumberjack:
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Sweet Smurf 2
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posted 02-05-2016 02:43 PM
Brainy : What are you to say? You're too slow?
Angrette: No! I'm not Sonic.exe!
Sweet Smurf: Speaking of Sonic.exe and other Creepypastas, Hefty read "Cupcakes" and now he won't even go near the kitchen... especially when someone asks for him to help!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 02-06-2016 08:21 AM
Redneck: (whispered to herself) Poor Hefty!
Lumberjack: Umm, Angrette? You do know that you have some other Smurfs to find too....
Angrette: Oh yah...
Brainey: Not to be the bearer of obviousness, but does that BIG box say anything to anysmurf?
(Angrette signals the Smurfs to be quiet as she approached the box. Then She quickly opened it and yelled "I got yo-" And BOOM! the box exploded right in the lassie's face!)
Jokey: Hahahaha! I got you there! You thought that I was in the box didn't you!?
Brainey: Very amusing Jokey...But the joke is on you.
Jokey:...What do you mean by that?
Sweety: (Whispered to Jokey) I think you'd better run! Angrette is all red in the face!
Jokey: NOT FUNNY! (He yelled as he started to run from Angrette)
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 02-08-2016 08:34 AM
Lovette: (thinks to herself) Brainy, Lumberjack and Jokey are found. Now it's just me, Painter, Century, Farmer, and Redneck.
(Just then, Jokey and Angerette notice her.)
Angerette: Found you, Lovette!
Lovette: Yeah.
(Angerette sees a shrub moving.)
Angerette: I think that's Painter!
(She approaches the shrub.)
Angerette: FOUND YOU!
Painter: I was painting these berries blue instead of red.
Angerette: Good grief.
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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smurflina
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posted 02-09-2016 06:13 AM
Lovette: wonder where farmer hid?
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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Century Smurf
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posted 02-17-2016 03:41 PM
(Just then, Jokey sees part of a straw hat poking out from behind a tree.)
Jokey: BOO!
Farmer: AAAAHH! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Jokey: Now let's go find Century.
Angerette: Good idea.
(Lovette hears someone sneeze)
Lovette: It came from behind that rock!
(Lovette and the rest peek behind the rock.)
Century: BOO!
Jokey: You thought you could scare me just like I scared Farmer! Well, let me tell you that the I can't remember the last time a smurf's Joke actually worked on me--
Angerette: Found you!
(The other smurfs see that she was talking to Redneck.)
Farmer: Finally, It's over! It's kind of dark now, and I'm starved.
Painter: Yes. And it's still Febuary 15. We have about a month till Valentine's day.
Lovette: Someone please help Redneck get down from the tree!
Painter: She doesn't need help. She's a redneck. Isn't that right, Redneck Smurfette?
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"Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 02-18-2016 02:26 PM
Redneck: Hahaha! You insult me Lovette!
As the Smurfs were a-walkin home....
Redneck: It's always the same! I either get found last-or I don't get found at all!
Century: Hahaha! If only Brainy could be that quiet!
Lumberjack: All I know laddie, is not to hide even near Brainey.
Farmer: First one to the supper table gets an extra dessert!!!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
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posted 02-19-2016 10:42 AM
Countrette: yeeeeehaaaa extra desert!!! (Walks up grinning) howdy redneck!!
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
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