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Topic: Baker Smurf, Pioneer of Advanced Aviation.
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Baker Smurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 07-21-2015 11:12 PM
His eyes gleamed with the sort of enlightenment only God could understand as he threw loaves upon loaves of bread onto the soft loam beneath him. The bread, of course, being the doughy batches of goodness he cooked earlier.
The reason for his antics? He wanted to fly.
Unfortunately, with his only knowledge being comprised of several dough-based recipes, he had a hard time doing so and found himself confused - outside - throwing food onto the ground. Maybe it was a cry for attention or maybe he genuinely thought he could fly with his bread-throwing strategies.
Either way, Smurfette saw this and commented harshly. "You'll never amount to anything if you keep throwing that bread onto the grass, Baker Smurf. I mean, are you kiddin' me?"
The various derogatory comments astounded the Baker and he lit up like the flame in his belly. "Don't tell me how to live my life! At least I have a job and I would do more than you in a day!" He said with a huff as he unleashed his overhand swings onto the ground - now getting fiercer through anger.
(Please reply to this roleplay.)
Posts: 1 | From: Cuyahoga Falls | Registered: Jul 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
Member # 5521
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posted 08-05-2015 06:23 PM
Smurfette: Don't smurf me wrong Baker, I'm just confused on why your smurfin out all that bread!
Baker: Well, you didn't have to smurf so rude about it!
Smurfette: I was not being rude! Your just not being a sensible smurf!
*out of anger, Baker does not respond, but grumbles to himself*
Smurfette: Well! If your not going to smurf me why, then I guess that I'll be going!
Baker: Be my gest!
*As Smurfette storms out, Hefty Smurf and Redneck Smurfette come walking up*
Redneck: What's eatin you lass?
Smurfette: Me...? Absosmurfly nothing! Baker Smurf is just being a rude- non-sensible smurf!
Hefty: Well, you know, Smurfette, he probably had a reason. Baker is very smurfy!
Redneck: He's right lass, maybe it's just you...
Smurfette: WELL!
*Smurfette goes stompin off as Hefty Smurf and Redneck Smurfette approach Baker's house*
Hefty: Heya Baker!....uh....Whatcha doin ...?
Baker: ...Trying to fly!
Redneck: Cool! Can you show us how?
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
Member # 5412
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posted 08-25-2015 07:56 AM
Smurfilina: hey baker (walks n with ginger smurfette)
Ginger: that bread sure smells smurfy! (Smiles brightly)
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
Member # 5521
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posted 08-25-2015 03:03 PM
Baker: Sorry ladies, but these loves of bread aren't for eatin!
Ginger: Well, why not?!
* Hefty leans towards Ginger and wispers," Cause he's trying to fly." *
Smurflina: How is he going to do that?!
Redneck Smurfette: No idea lass!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
Member # 5412
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posted 08-27-2015 04:01 AM
Ginger: laughing) aww smurf sounds fun!
Smurflina: he might smurf his head!
Ginger: how smurflina?
Smurflina: duhhh falling outta the smurfin sky!'
Ginger: ohhh
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
Member # 5521
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posted 08-27-2015 06:00 PM
Hefty: Well, how is he going to get in the sky anyway?
Redneck Smurfette: I don't know, he wont smurf us anything!
Smurlina: So baker, how do you plan to fly by doing that?
Ginger: Yah! How?
Baker: Isn't it obvious?!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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smurflina
Smurfling
Member # 5412
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posted 08-28-2015 04:36 AM
Smurflina: actually no it isnt
Ginger: :/
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Lalala smurf the whole day long lalala this is my favorite song
Posts: 112 | From: piedmont | Registered: Oct 2014
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