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Topic: The Christmas Mistake!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 12-03-2015 09:59 AM
Hey Smurfs! Guess what!? The story of Santa Clause has made an error! For centuries, people have thought that what was true, was actually proven wrong...
Centries ago, when the Santa Clause story was born, he was supposed to have 12 MALE reindeer. This was actually proven wrong. The twelve reindeer are actually supposed to be FEMALE. This sounds crazy, and sounds that I'm makin this up, but just look at the evidence...
1. In the winter time, the male reindeer's antlers fall off, whereas, the female's stay on. Now in the pictures and story books, it shows reindeer with antlers.
-Now when they first creating this story,they were not trying to be exact...But stating that they made a mistake made me feel smart.
2. We've probably all heard this before, but it makes sense. How the reindeer must be female because they never get lost. The females know exactly which way to go, where the males would get lost!
![[Santa Smurf]](graemlins/santa.gif)
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Century Smurf
Super Smurf
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posted 02-08-2016 03:53 PM
I don't mean to be critical, but studies have actually shown that males have a better sense of direction than females.
-------------------- "Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
Posts: 444 | From: Most likely, it's my house. | Registered: Dec 2015
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 02-18-2016 02:18 PM
I know that it's not true, it was an old joke ,I just think that it's funny. ...Sorry.
-------------------- Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;) "The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Century Smurf
Super Smurf
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posted 02-24-2016 02:34 PM
Oh, I see now... that's ok.
-------------------- "Read about me in the Smurf comic book 'The Hundredth Smurf!'"
Posts: 444 | From: Most likely, it's my house. | Registered: Dec 2015
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