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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 02-25-2012 05:26 PM
There's a page for riddles, why not jokes?
Here are a few:
Tommy: My parents doubled my allowance!
Timmy: Cool, what is it now?
Tommy: C'mon, any fool knows that 2 x 0 = 0!
Mother: Are you sure you washed this lettuce? This salad tastes terrible!
Daughter: Yes, I washed it with soap and water.
Here are two that my sister made up:
A polar bear walks into a brown bear's cave and says "Have you got a tan or something?!"
Sam: I can read the future.
Freddy: Cool! When does it start?
Sam: Next Monday.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shark
Shark Who?
Plate!
(that one she made when she was a little kid and didn't get the concept of a knock knock joke. It's funny because it doesn't make sense.)
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 02-25-2012 05:46 PM
Hehehehehe I like the lettuce one and the one that makes no sense i made the riddle one hehehehehe
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 02-28-2012 10:57 AM
I have some jokes!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
Q:What do you call a cat that is frozen?
A: A catsicle
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry it's only a joke.
Q: WHY DID THE COMPUTER GO TO THE DOCTORS?
A: it had a virus!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What do you take before every meal?
A: A "seat"!!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 02-28-2012 01:01 PM
Here is another:
A panda goes into a restaurant. He orders his food, suddenly he pulls out a gun (but doesn't shoot anyone), then he leaves the restaurant. Someone who works there runs out and says "What did you do that for?" The panda flips out a nature guide and says "Skip to page 54." The man flips to page 54 and reads
Panda
Native to China
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 02-28-2012 03:05 PM
Thats very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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