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Topic: The Smurfs and the Sorcerer's Love (or: My Fair Gargy)
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-15-2018 02:12 PM
My smurfy thanks to Matthew Grisham, who had put the original comics at disposal. ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
(Enjoying the fair weather, some Smurfs left the village for a walk in the forest...)
- I found a nice hellebore flower. What a smurf of luck!
- I'm so disappointed... I thought we'd smurf wild strawberries!
- Oh, look! Sarsaparilla!
- Hmmm, it looks smurfingly fresh!
- Yeah, it will smurf pretty much under our teeth!
- HALT!
- A sarsaparilla plant that smurfs at this place looks somewhat strange to me!
- Let's try with that!
- How deep! We smurfed a narrow escape!
- Thanks much, Papa Smurf! Without you we'd got smurfed!
- Surely is a Gargamel's trap! And this bell is smurfing nothing good at all!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-15-2018 02:32 PM
- Ah, my trap made a sound! I didn't catch any fish, but perhaps I’ve got some Smurfs!
- A dead branch! It made the trap fail!
- One more blasted day! There's nothing to do than eating lentils in my old damp hovel... All alone!
- Meeeow?
- Yes, all alone! Do you think the company of a mangy cat like you counts?
-When I think of Gandolphe... How lucky he is!
(- Gandolphe!
-My, my! If it’s not my colleague Gargamel!
- How are you doing, old guy? C'mon, enter for a moment, I live here...
- Meet my sweet Aldegonde. She's about to simmer a good pot-au-feu (beef stew)... Stay to have lunch with us!
- Running around the countryside is over for me. I've received at my home, I've got a good clientele, I've sold my philters and potions... That's a good life, old guy!)
- Whereas I stay in that sinister hole and spare my time pursuing Smurfs whom I never get to catch anyway!
- I should have found a companion too! She would cook some nice little dishes while I rested at the corner of the fire...
- A companion, he says? Ha ha ha, that’s a real card!
- He’s stupid, gruesome and nasty! Who would smurf her life with him?
- Love is said to be bewitching! Perhaps would it change Gargamel?
- You’re right, love could smurf a new man of him… Making him cheerful and kind!
- Dis would be chuch a miracle!
- Well, my little Smurfs, we joked enough. Time to smurf to the village.
- It seems you’ve got something in mind, Jokey! What are you thinking about?
- I think that if Gargamel smurfed a well-beloved he would get at home peacefully and stop making our life hell!
- Hmmm… That’s possible!
- But one mustn’t dream, that brute won’t find anybody at all!
- Nope, unless we smurf a helping hand!
- What do you think about, Papa Smurf? Could we help Gargamel find love?
- Love is already complicated for human beings…. Honestly, I don’t smurf this very much!
- It must be necessary smurfing some advice from a human!
- But we don’t know any well, who could help us then?
- HOMNIBUS!
- Hey, calm down! Homnibus is a serious and respectable wizard. We mustn’t ask him for…
- Awww, c’mon, Papa Smurf!
- So you wish to find a bride for Gargamel? Here’s such an idea!
- Could you smurf anything to help us?
- Yes, my crystal ball. We can make appear all the lonely hearts in the region!
- Is that possible? The things that have been invented!
- Lonely hearts! Really smurfy! Does it work well?
- Er… I think so. And I had… Hmm… just taken a glance!
- Here we are, it’s lighting up. We shall proceed by circles, around Gargamel’s cottage…
- The one that lives nearest is Trudelise, the daughter of Norbert the butcher. A solid young woman!
- Whoa, really!
- A force of nature! She even won a log throwing contest!
- Er… Honestly, I don’t think she’s got the right profile.
- Nope! By her side, Gargamel is no smurfmatch!
- Then, here’s the lovely Floralie, the miller’s daughter!
- She’s truly charming!
- Besides, she sings like an angel and plays the harp ravishingly!
- This shall never smurf, she’s too good for him!
- That’s Gargamel we need to present… GAR-GA-MEL!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 06-15-2018 02:57 PM
-The Smurfs! What a great surprise!
- Good morning, Olivier!
- And now, here’s Margot. She’s a very simple and honest girl who lives alone and cultivates aromatic plants she usually sells in the market.
- Yes? Let’s take a closer look.
- She looks pretty nice!
- Yes, and she could smurf the bill.
- Let’s see… She goes to the market in order to smurf her plants.
- And surely Gargamel goes there too!
- So it’s there where the meeting should happen!
- Master Homnibus, what must be smurfed for a man and a woman to talk to each other?
- Very well… Putting them in a face-to-face meeting. During a meal, for example.
- Excuse me… I see Gargamel every week at the market. He’s a typical miser!
- So if you want him to go to the inn, it will be necessary to pay him the meal.
- Oh, but we Smurfs have no money!
- Well, I once treated the inkeeper’s liver problems. He can’t deny me anything… At least not free meals!
- Whoopee!! Thanks, Master Homnibus!
- Our plan is smurfing marvelously!
- I really wonder where it will take us…
- Personally I find the idea quite amusing! Teeheehee!
(And soon the whole village discuss about the strange project.)
-Smurfing that poor girl in Gargamel’s arms! Ain’t that a shame?
-That’s true! He’s such a dreadful wizard!
- Yes, but it’s possible that he’ll change… and become smurf like a little lamb!
- Well, if not, she’ll simply tell him to smurf an egg, that’s all.
- I HATE eggs!
(Thus, the operation begins the next day.)
- So you intend to go to the town? You know pretty well that’s smurfily dangerous!
- Rest assured, Papa Smurf, no one shall see us.
- We’ll stay safe and smurfsound inside Olivier’s basket!
(On market day, the town looks very lively.)
- So is it understood? May I count on you?
- No problem! I owe a debt of gratitude to Homnibus. I’ll be happy to provide him with this little service!
- Thank you!
- Well smurfdone!
- And now you need to talk to Margot.
- She always settles there, near the herbalist’s.
- Miss Margot, congrats!
- Yes? And why?
- You won a gourmet meal at the Fat Piglet Inn!
- Did I? But I didn’t play any game at all!
- It's a draw organized by… er… the butchers and pork butchers' guild!
- You just need to introduce yourself at noon, at the end of the market.
- I’ll be there! For once in my life I am lucky…
- All is smurfing quite right! Now we can but find Gargamel.
- He always comes at the end of the market to buy cheap products.
-Ah, here he is!
- What?? Two sous* for these meager carrots? That’s an abuse! Extorsion!
- It ‘s draught season. The harvest has been terrible.
(* a type of currency from that era)
- All of you are thieves! Swindlers!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 06-15-2018 03:31 PM
-98… 99… Huh… 99,5…
-100! Bravo! You won!
-Hein? What?
-You’re the 100th to pass in front of the inn. You win a voucher for a free meal!
-Free? Hmmm, you mean... Is there no scam at least?
-Not at all! You just need to introduce yourself at noon!
-Then I’ll come. I only hope I won’t get disappointed!
-Not certainly!
-That’s it, both took the bait. Now they only need to wait until noon.
-WALNUTS, HAZELNUTS! RAISINS, PRUNES!
-Oh, yes! I must buy some prune paste.
-It’s for Homnibus. He usually has it every morning!
-Prune smurf?
-Yuck! This stuff is really sticky!
-Teeheehee!
(At noon, the marketplace gets empty…)
(And the inn fills up.)
-Oh, you come for the meal! Follow me!
-Your table is just at the back. The other winner is already installed.
-Other winner?
-Yes, a young and nice lady. I suppose this won’t bother you!
-Humpf!
-Good afternoon! Did you also win the lottery?
-Yes sure, or else I wouldn’t be here!
-This is so stupid, we can’t see anything! And we don’t smurf even what they say!
-Not me either, there’s too much noise here!
-Blast! We won’t know what happened!
-We need to smurf by their side, but that’s impossible: we’ll be seen!
-Let’s ponder… Certainly there must be a way to spy them without seeing us!
-But that’s just it: the prune paste! What if I smurf it on my back?
-My name is Margot, and what’s yours?
-Grmpf… Gargamel!
-Ah, here’s my two laureates! Everything is fine?
-We haven’t received the meal yet!
-Don’t worry, everything shall be perfect!
-Oops! The napkin!
-Sorry, I’m just a little clumsy!
-There, there… I’ll leave you head-to-head! Bon appétit!
(This is not comfortable at all, but I’ll smurf everything they have to say.)
-Watch out, hot dish on the way!
- Ah!! Not too early!
-And here we are… Chicken with truffles and cream sauce!
-Hmm, it looks delicious!
-Well, I’ll help myself! I’m hungry like a wolf!
-Glurp… Ouch! It’s very hot!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 06-15-2018 03:54 PM
-A bouquet of flowers, sir?
-No, thunks.
-C’mon, look how beautiful they are! They would please the young lady very much!
-Oh yeah? Well, if she wants them, let her buy them!
(What a rude person!)
(Oh no, he did it on purpose! He’s gonna smurf everything!)
-Their chicken is a little dried, and rather leathery!
-First of all, don’t be shy! You took all the sauce!
-Given your waist size, it might be much better for you!
-You brute! If it’s just like that, I’d rather go away!
-I’m not holding you back.
(So much the better, more will be left for me!)
(What a moron! After all the bad things that we have smurfed for him!)
-Margot is leaving already, and she looks furious!
-I think the plan got smurfed! What could have happened?
-Jokey shall tell us when he smurfs back!
-Let’s liquidate everything. It would be stupid wasting this!
(Drat! The paste is beginning to smurf!)
-Phew! There, I can’t take it anymore!
(C’mon, Gargamel, hurry up!)
-Well, now to go home, for I need to take a nap!
(For smurf’s sake, here I am, embedded against will!)
-Gargamel left, but Jokey got inside his bag!
-What??
-But after all, what’s he smurfing in there?
-That guy always has to make the smurf!
-Smurf us out here quickly, Olivier, let’s follow Gargamel!
-All right!
-So then, how did the meal go?
-The little lady left soon. Didn’t she appreciate my cooking?
-Uh… Yes, she did! I think instead she had some problems with the other guest!
-Really? On the other hand, he’s a very good eater. He practically licked the plates!
-This doesn’t surprise me. Excuse me, but I need to go now…
-Wait! I still have a small health problem… Do you think Homnibus could help me?
-Surely! Go and see him!
-I suffer from heartburn… You know how unpleasant it is!
-Yes, yes, I suspect so! Goodbye!
- Man, Gargamel disappeared and I don’t know where he went with Jokey Smurf!
- It doesn’t matter. He’ll jump off his bag as long as there’s nobody to see him.
- Smurf us at the forest entrance, Olivier, so he’ll find us there.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 06-15-2018 04:16 PM
- How now, Margot! Are you already back?
- But what’s happening to you? Did the meal go wrong?
- There was other winner at my table, but he was so wicked to me! He even told me I was fat!
- What? And who’s this man?
- I don’t know, but he was all dressed in black and…
- Oh, there he is, that’s just him!
- Oh yeah? Well, I’ll give him that boor a piece of my mind!
- Hey, you! Wait!
- Me?
- Yes, just you! I’ve got two words to say!
- You were very nasty to my friend Margot, so you should be ashamed!
- Ah, is she… your friend?
-I’m so sorry! I... I’m not very sociable, for I usually spend my days alone... doing my researches. I only talk to Azrael, which is a cat!
(Gargamel smurfologizing? Unbelievable!)
- So you do researches? And what’s your job?
- I am a sorc… I mean, a wizard!
- Oh, really? I’m quite interested in occultism! The correspondences, the virtues of stones, the astral body...
- Oh, yes… I know this like the back of my hand!
- Still, you could have made an effort! Margot is a susceptible girl. Be nicer next time, right?
- Oh, that’s a promise. I’m very sorry!
- Good, I’ll tell her about then. And if you need any kind of rare products, I work at the herbalist’s! Ask Roxana.
- I’ll… I’ll remember this!
- This young woman’s got such a temper!
- Roxana… What a lovely name!
- Oh, blast, it’s beginning to rain!
(Something has just happened… My, that girl named Roxana must have smurfed his head!)
(Well, we left the village, so it’s time to get off this bag!)
-Ow, my shoulder! Cursed rheumatisms!!
-Oh, this got better now.
(I’m… I’m stuck up! That’s terrible, he’s smurfing me with him!)
-Smurf us here, Olivier!
-Would you like me to stay with you?
-No, thanks, you can return. Jokey Smurf won’t be late!
- He should already be here! I wonder about what is smurfing him.
- Whew, at last I arrived!
- I’m soaked. What a bad time for the season!
- Get off here, Azrael! There’s no meat inside the bag.
- Today I made a meeting in the town... A charming young woman!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 06-15-2018 04:35 PM
-Jokey will never come here. Besides, they left the town before us!
- Maybe Gargamel has seen Jokey and smurfed him home!
- Let’s smurf quickly to the village; we must warn Papa Smurf!
- You’re right!
- That Roxana has a bold personality and good looks! (SIGH) What a woman!
- Alas! I’m not but an obscure countryside sorcerer… She’ll never be interested in me! By the way… no one!
(And besides can you cook, Gargy?)
-NOOO!
-Drats!
- AZRAEL, CATCH THESE CARROTS!
-AZRAEL, STOP!
- A Smurf here! That’s incredible!
- I don’t know how you appeared in the bag, but you came just in time!
- My soup can wait. I’ll restart my old alchemic experience… Just the one that requires a Smurf broth! Hahaha!
- What? Did Gargamel capture him? My, I knew this story would smurf badly!
- I think there are three storks in the surroundings, and I need twelve Smurfs to go with me!
-True, I’m not happy in love, but if I succeed in fabricating the philosopher's stone thanks to you...
- …I’ll be able to change the lead into gold and I’ll become prodigiously rich, what shall be my consolation!
- Do you wish to say your last words?
- Yes!! You’re regrettable, having this loser’s spirit!
- WHAT?
- Absolutely! I know you got the smurf stroke for Roxana, but you give up without having smurfing anything at all!
- Bah, I’ve got no chance!
- Oh yes, you have! You didn’t smurf the signals she sent you, that’s all!
- Signals? What signals?
- I could explain you everything, but as you are in such a hurry to smurf me in your cooking pot...
- Hmmm… I’ve got nothing to lose, listening to you for a moment!
(Whew!)
- I smurfed what was going on: as soon as you talked about magic, you caused her interest!
- When she left, she wasn’t angry anymore, for she smurfed you her name and suggested that you go to the herbalist’s. An invitation, indeed!
- Oh, you think?
- Yes! But on the other hand, you behaved awfully towards Margot. Therefore, it will be necessary to resmurf from scratch!
- Papa Smurf requested twelve Smurfs to come with him, so I wonder why you came too, Smurfette!
- Please, Brainy, don’t start with your smurfmale chauvinist comments again!
- Here we are! Watch out, Gargamel mustn’t see us at all!
- Let’s smurf our approach by that side without a window.
- Hefty, smurf a look inside!
- Right now, Papa Smurf!
- So that’s more smurf than smurf!!
- They’re discussing like the best smurfs in the world!
- Huh? But that’s impossible!
- I need to smurf that with my own eyes!
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posted 06-15-2018 04:59 PM
- You should smurf also a great effort to improve your appearance!
- And being gallant with the ladies without behaving like an ill-smurfed bear!
- It’s necessary to speak politely and gently with them, and to smurf compliments too!
- Yeah, I understood well!
- However, this is too difficult for me, so that I’ll get back to my first idea: putting you in my pot!
- No, Gargamel! Just wait!
- Not possible! That’s really the day of the Smurfs!
- Jokey Smurf is right, Gargamel! We can smurf of you another man, if you follow our advice.
- Your advice? Who do you think you are, miserable little elves? You don’t know anything!
- Excuse me, I could smurf you some lessons about maintaining your posture. Have you already smurfed at a mirror lately?
- And what about your clothes and hair? My, I’ve never seen anyone so badly smurfed!
-I’ll teach you to express yourself with elegance and smurf pretty letters!
- And I’ll smurf you the rules of politeness and etiquette!
- You’ll smurf with me physical exercises in order to lose this horrible paunch!
- C’mon, Gargamel, take up the challenge! If you smurf what you’re told, even Azrael won’t recognize you anymore.
- Hmm…
- Alright! I agree to follow your instructions… for a week!
- But I’ll keep him hostage. And if I don’t get a date with Roxana, he’ll go to the pot!
- Here’s my strongest cage.
- I'll hide the key as soon as you leave, so don’t have any hopes of releasing him!
- Very well, by which part shall we start?
- Uh… Let’s wait until tomorrow, for we must smurf a program!
- But promise me that you won’t smurf him any harm and that you’lll treat him properly.
-Who do you think I am?
- Here we are, little one! A beautiful carrot for your dinner.
-My! This time I think we’re smurfed in a fine mess!
- Hefty is right, changing Gargamel into a Smurfing Prince is an impossible mission!
- Don’t forget he’s in love. And as Poet Smurf said, love is bewitching and can smurf wonders!
-Yeah… But about Gargamel, I don’t believe so much. We should smurf a plan B!
-I hope it will work right... I’d really like to become irresistible!
- Er… Let’s not smurf the bar too high! Just being nice it’s already very good!
- Just nice? This won’t be enough for a young woman so special and marvelous as Roxana!
(Oh my! He’s smurfsolutely affected!)
(In the evening, the Smurfs develop their strategy.)
-Very good, Painter Smurf! That’s really the all-smurfed Gargamel!
- Well, in your opinion, what are the unsmurfiest defects of his?
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posted 06-15-2018 05:23 PM
- He’s misleading and wicked!
- He’s stupid enough to smurf hay!
- He’s gruesome!
- He’s coarse!
- He never bathes!
- He’s got foot odor!
- I HATE Gargamel!
- Alright, that’s smurfenough. From what you all said, his case seems hopeless!
- Let’s think under a more positive way: what can we smurf to improve him?
- As I told him already, if we teach him to smurf more straight, he shall look much better!
- And we could style his hair and make him dress smartly!
- Very well! You’ll smurf a team to make him more presentable.
- He talks pretty badly, so I’m going to smurf him a diction course and teach him some beautifully smurfed sentences!
-And I’ll smurf him the rules of politeness and courtesy!
- Perfect!
- A little exercise would smurf him very well!
- But we must smurf the results in a short time. So I’ll need Handy Smurf’s help to conceive some gear!
- OK!
- That’s a good beginning. However, be specially effective! The main challenge is smurfing a date with Roxana in a week!
- It's not smurfed in advance!
- I would smurf a little permanent on his hair!
- What next, then? We can also smurf it in blond!!
- Oh yes, why not?
-GARGAMEL!
- Yes, my dear? Here I am…
- Wake up, Gargamel. Time to begin your training.
- Huh? What? Are you already here?
- Yes, we’re waiting for you downstairs. And keep your cat from bothering us!
- No, Azrael, no hunting Smurfs today!
- I’m gonna work in a team with them! I know this is so vexing, but I’m doing it for Roxana! So you must stay locked here.
-And stop grumbling, this is very important to me!
- Ah, here he comes!
- I smurfed you a fruit salad! That’s a very healthy breakfast.
- When you're done, we'll go to your posture lesson. Try already to smurf cleanly!
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posted 06-15-2018 05:41 PM
- Let’s begin, Gargamel. Take that blue book, exactly the thickest!
- A spellbook? But why?
- Hold it and smurf it on your smurf.
- Sorry?
- She told you to put it on your head.
- Just that! Now, you must walk smurfing it in balance!
- In balance, without holding it? This will never work!
- Ah… Ah… Yeah, I’ll get there!
- What do you say about?
- That’s such a smurfstrophe! Much worse than usual.
- We need to make use of other way, but it’s going to be hard to smurf!
-Hey there! Come everybody and smurf me a hand!
- Smurf by this rope, you must hoist the broom to the ceiling!
- Do you allow me to smurf on your shoulder?
- Go and smurf just below the broom!
- Give some slack and let it smurf slowly!
- I can’t see what is to come!
- OH! AAAAAAH! This tickles!
- There, it’s much better! Walk on and bulge the smurf… I mean, smurf the torso!
- Hmph… He’s bulging specially the belly! It’s time to smurf a bit of sport.
- But first, you have to remove that! Wear some lighter clothing.
- Eww! No doubt he’ll also need new pants!
- We prepared already the equipment. For the first exercise, you must smurf on your back...
-On my back? This doesn’t seem hard for me.
- What?! You removed the wheels from my cart!
- Smurf under the wheels. Then raise them at arm's length twenty times.
That’s enough for today!
- Hmpf… It’s hard!
- Sure! That’s the idea.
- Very good, Gargamel, go on! Twelve… Thirteen! Fourt… Er, no, this doesn’t
count, you didn’t stretch your arms enough!
-Ow… I’ve got bicep cramps!
-That’s not grave! And now you’ll smurf a foot race on a special engine.
- Ok, here we are. You only need to assemble it smurfing this scheme.
- But… You have pierced my barrel!
- I can’t understand your scheme at all!
- But it’s as simple as smurf! Start by smurfing the axis through the barrel, and…
- Whew! Ready, at last! But it’s missing a small peg here!
- Very well, coming!
- And what shall it be used for? Making butter?
- No, you’re going to smurf on it and begin to run!
- Running on a barrel? But I’ll break my face!
- Not if you keep the rhythm.
- Thumbs up! Think about Roxana.
- There! Very well!
- Too bad, you lost the rhythm.
- Pf! About sport, I’m just fed up!
- That’s good! Poet Smurf is going to smurf you a diction course.
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posted 06-15-2018 06:44 PM
-Follow me, Gargamel; we’re going to the waterfall.
- But it’s far away. Why do we have to go right there?
- Because it’s very important for the exercise we shall smurf.
- The goal is just learning to smurf clearly: your voice must cover the sound of water!
- Well, and what do I have to say?
- Start by repeating this: “eight late smurfs and eight great smurfs”!
- Er… no, wait! Better smurf a translation: “eight late mates and eight great dates”!
- Eight lite mates… Eight late mites… Eight late mates and eight grate… Drats!
- Don’t smurf your temper, just focus on!
(So much later…)
- “Eight late mates and eight great dates! Eight late mates and eight great dates”!
- So what do you say about that?
- Very good, and now we can smurf to the next step!
- Now you’re going to smurf the same words with these pebbles in your mouth!
- Pebbles?? But what if I swallow any?
- Oh, it doesn’t matter: there’s more of them in the river!
- What then, how was this first day?
- Exhausting! I’m broken.
- And precisely I’ve just had a better idea.
- Yes?
- Let’s unite our knowledge, so that we could manufacture an irresistible love-philter!
- No, no way! Love-philters are cheating and dishonest!
- And besides, they’re short-term and can bring about side effects!
- You have to play fair! Go rest and tomorrow you’ll resume your training!
- Oh, well… If it’s as it should be.
- And don’t forget Jokey Smurf’s walk, you’ve promised it!
- Alright, but just after you leave and at the end of a leash!
- Ha! Wonderful.
(The following days, Gargamel continues his efforts.)
-One, two! One, two!
(But on the seventh day…)
- The week has passed, and I've had enough!
-Me too!
- Okay! Time to invite Roxana then!
- But he can’t go there like that, wearing those clothes so smurfed up!
- That’s right! Go to the town and smurf a more elegant outfit!
- This won’t be necessary. I’ve got a costume in reserve for special occasions!
- Well, where did it go? Ah, here it is!
- So what do you say about this?
- But it’s just the same as the other!
- Not at all! It’s made of velvet.
- I see we must smurf these things by hand!
- Right! Let’s call Tailor Smurf.
- You shall need to smurf just above the knee, Tailor.
- We’re gonna indent here…
- And tighten it at the waist!
- We’ve got the seams to smurf, but we’ll need a thick needle and solid thread!
- Yep, the fabric is heavy!
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-Lala lalalala… Lalalalala…
- Whoa! Be careful with this needle!
- It's smurfsolutely better! Much more suitable.
- Now, a hairdressing session and you’ll get ready.
- Is this really necessay?
- Oh, yes! Smurftrust me.
- Handy, will you smurf me the curling iron?
- Here it goes, Smurfette!
- Come back here, Gargamel!
- That’s it! We couldn’t have smurfed better.
- Not with him, anyway.
- And now just imagine you’re before Roxana, and smurf her an invitation!
- Say, chick, what if we get a little grub at home, just you and me?
- Ewww, that’s horrible! I better smurf with you to prepare you on the way!
- Good luck!
- Best of smurf!
-And above all, talk to her about magic! This subject interests her.
- Er… Good morning!
- Oh, is that you, Gargamel? You look pretty great today!
- Really?
- And what can I do for you?
- I’d like a half-ounce of crushed figworth.
- That’s here, well weight. Anything else?
- Yes!!! A little bur… bur… burnet!
- That’s all, right? It’s three sous.
- T…Three sous? Right now!
- Gargamel, what are you waiting for? Tell her, for the smurfness’ sake!
- But where do I have my head? I’m forgetting the most important!
- I was wondering… Since you're interested in occult sciences, maybe you could go home tomorrow night! I'll show you my lab, and we’d talk a little, around a good meal...
- Unfortunately this won’t be possible…
- Oh!! Never mind… It doesn’t matter!
- I won’t be free tomorrow, but I’ll be glad to go the day after tomorrow!
- She said yes! She said yes!
-Hey there, calm down!
- Here they are!
- Smurfed mission! She has accepted!
- Hooray!
- Just tell us, Gargamel! Was this test very hard to smurf?
- It was terrible! Exhausting! For a hundred times I almost gave up!
- But I held it on! I gave all that I had, until the end… AND I SUCCEEDED!
- Yaaay! That’s the true winning spirit!
- That’s good! Now, don’t you think it’s time to release Jokey Smurf?
- None of that! If I release him, you’ll go away, and I need you to prepare the dinner!
- What? Why, you dirty smurf…
-You’ve promised!
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-Listen! If you free him, we’ll promise to help you. Otherwise, we’ll sabotage your date secretly!
- Right, right! I’m gonna look for the key.
- I’m taking it back, Azrael… for I must release the Smurf.
- No, no, you can’t leave as long as they are here!
- Free, at last! I was going to become smurf in that cage!
- Let’s smurf down to business without further delay. We have to clean and arrange everything, as well as smurf a little decoration!
- This shall be no picnic!
- I also promised to prepare a good meal!
- And that’s for my smurf, of course!
- Well, I’m going to change my clothes!
- First of all, no hanging around! We won’t smurf all your work for you!
-To start, you have to smurf a good sweep everywhere!
- Right, right.
- AAAAHHHHHHH! THAT AIR!
- We’ll smurfocatte in there!
- Now you’re going to smurf some order in this jumble!
- C’mon, let’s go! Smurf all of that to a discount store!
- Hey, where are you going with my last new bed sheet?
- Very well, it shall smurf a very nice tablecloth!
- Don’t you have any plates in better conditions?
- Huh… I must have two tin ones somewhere.
- Removing the fly dirt shall smurf things out!
- She won’t take you seriously with such a neglected lab. Get to work!
- Say, what’s this kind of thing inside your aluminum furnace?
- Oh, just a quiche I tried to warm up last week.
(Everybody deals with the preparations.)
-There! All we need to do is smurf it on the wall.
- Your sunflowers look so bizarre!
- It’s not easy smurfing a painting with such a thick brush!
- What are you cooking for dinner?
- Some smurfsnacks to start…
- …Then, smurfed morels* accompanied by a salad of young sprouts with hazelnut oil!
(* a type of edible mushroom)
- Yum-yum! Delicious!
- “Smurf me morels”! Easy to say, necessary to find… Hmph! The meal for him, the chore for us!
- No, Dopey Smurf, this is a puffball!
(And finally the big moment approaches.)
-Ready! He’s washed, dressy, hair done…
- Now I’ll smurf the final touch!
- What’s that?
- Rose extract to perfume you!
- Hmmmm… It smells good!
- Stop, you’ll smurf of roses ten feet away!
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posted 06-15-2018 08:26 PM
-I think everything is ready!
-Yes, but Gargamel looks pretty nervous and doesn’t stop biting his nails!
- She’ll be here soon! What must I do? What must I say?
- It’s time to smurf your own wings! You’ll have to improvise.
- Gargamel, this bouquet needs some more colors. Go smurf some poppies quickly!
- Pop… Oh, poppies! Good idea.
- I know where there are some: on the embankment there!
-This shall keep him busy for a moment. If he is too tense, he’ll smurf everything!
- What’s the matter, is Gargamel already back?
- That’s not him! Let's all hide!
- That’s it… They’re splendid!
- But… This broom doesn’t belong to me!
- Hello, darling!
-Mommy?! Is that you?
- That’s right! Come to my arms, my little Gagar!
- That’s Gargamel’s mother! And where did she smurf from?
- Teehee! She called him Gagar!
-What are you doing here?
-What question, I’ve come to visit you!
- You abandon me for a flying carpet salesman and come back as if nothing had happened?
- Alfalzar is a great wizard renowned throughout the Orient!
- MOREOVER, I DIDN’T ABANDON YOU! YOU HAD ALREADY TWENTY YEARS OLD WHEN I WENT AWAY AND I LEFT THE HOUSE TO YOU!
- Ha! This old rotten hovel!
- Well, I don’t find it so bad, I’m even surprised at your good taste!
- And you’re also rather well-groomed. But that’s just because you’re waiting for a young woman… Roxana, right?
- Huh… How do you know all of that?
- Oh, the maternal instinct as well as my own means to know. I’m a first class witch, after all!
- Well, Roxana shall arrive. Under no circumstances will she find you here!
- But I’d like to meet her!
- Not al all! You must leave right now!
- Why, you… ungrateful son!
- Too late, here comes her!
-Good evening, madam!
- Miss!
- My name is Roxana.
- Yes, I know! I’m Gargamel’s mommy.
- Oh, nice to meet you! Will you have dinner with us?
- No, sorry! She needs to leave now. Mommy just came in a broom… I mean, a gust of wind!
- Yes, that’s right, I’m going! Have a nice evening, miss!
- Make yourself at home, Roxana. I’ll say a few words to my mother and I'm coming.
- No need to accompany me. I know when I’m not wanted!
- Don’t mount your broom here, that looks rather nasty.
- In addition, you’re ashamed of your mother!
- Well, I'll be honest: this girl is pretty good, so we could do something about it.
- On the other hand, you don’t rely too much on your charm. It won’t be enough!
-Luckily I’ve got everything planned. I brought you this philter of irresistible love!
- Oh, no… Papa Smur… Whatever, I don’t intend to use that!
- Anyway, keep it. You shall thank me later!
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posted 06-15-2018 08:46 PM
Nice translations, Squeaky!
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posted 06-15-2018 09:11 PM
-Bonne appétit and good luck, Adonis! Ha ha ha.
- Where are you, Roxana?
- Just here, Gargamel!
- I was so impatient to see your laboratory… Occult sciences have always fascinated me!
- Oh, really?
-However, I’m just a bit disappointed: I was expecting a more spectacular installation!
- You know, the equipment is less important than knowledge!
- Then I suppose you deal with the “Great Work”? The transmutation of metals?
- Ahem… Certainly! And my work is very advanced, but I need to keep discret!
- Between us, what do you think about the treatise of Albert the Great on the “philosopher’s stone”?
- Treatise of… Oh, shucks. There’s the one to take and the one to leave!
- But come here, dear friend, let’s have something!
- I’m so happy that you could come!
- Me too, it gave me the chance to meet your mother!
- Hm. Excuse me, I’ll bring the smurflée… I mean, the soufflé!
-Gargamel, do you believe Hermes Trismegistus the famous alchemist is a real character?
-Ernest who? In any case, I’ve never met him!
-Poor Gargamel, if she goes on smurfing this kind of questions, he’ll fall into the ridiculous!
-Did you enjoy it?
-It was delicious. I’d like to take a look at your library, Gargamel. It seems very interesting to me!
- What a beautiful copy of the "Enchiridion"! It's really fascinating!
(Mommy was right: she’s interested in magic, not in me!)
(Nobody sees me. To heck with Papa Smurf, I’ll make use of the philter!)
(Let's not skimp. I’ll put everything!)
-Here, my dear! Taste for me this sweet cider of love apples... Uh, small apples!
-Here, my dear! Taste for me this sweet cider of love apples... Uh, small apples!
- Oh, Gargamel… I…I…
- Yes, my dear, tell me!
- I don’t… feel… good!
- Roxana!? What does she have?? HELP!
-She’s breathing normally, but remains unconscious!
- It’s probably because of the mushrooms she smurfed!
-No, sorry! The morels were excellent!
- I’ve no idea what she has!
- I… I made her drink a love potion that my mother gave me!
- WHAT!?! YOU ROGUE!! I had warned you yet, and we don’t even know what this philter contains!
- Take her outside, in the open air! That’s all we can do this moment.
- At least the bodybuilding exercises smurfed well for something!
(At this moment, at the edge of the wood…)
-Ah, here’s a cottage! Finally I’ll be able to ask my way.
- A horseman’s coming here, let’s hide!
- But what’s happening here? Is this young lady sick?
- Huh, she’s just got… a little discomfort!
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posted 06-15-2018 10:12 PM
-But first, who are you?
-I’m Adalbert, the king's messenger. Would you mind if I helped? I took a training in first aid!
- But… That’s Roxana!!
- Do you know her?
- She’s my childhood friend! We’ve lost sight of each other for years!
- I’ll try a technique used for drowned people, called mouth-to-mouth!
- WELL, WELL! DON’T BE SO SHY!
- Oooooh… Where I am?
- I succeeded! She recovered consciousness!
- Congratulations! Now you can go, so that you won’t be late!
- Adalbert? Is it really you, or am I just dreaming?
- Adalbert? Is it really you, or am I just dreaming?
- Yes, Roxana, that’s really me!
- After so much time, I didn’t hope to see you again!
- This time, if you ask me I’ll never leave you anymore!
- Oh, Adalbert!
- My, things are not smurfing as expected!
-Gargamel, thanks to you I found my childhood love again!
- Yeah, but… The dessert…
- Adalbert shall go with me, but I’ll never forget what I owe you!
- You’re such a remarkable man… with a certain dark charm!
- And once again thank you for everything!
- No sense at all! Is she leaving with that whipper-snapper?
- What does she see in him? It must be the effect of that stupid love potion!
- I’ve warned you: we can’t foresee the consequences!
- I should never have listened to you! I made all those efforts just to end up all alone, as before!
-Well, not quite… You’ve got Azrael yet!
-Er… I feel he’ll smurf his crisis. Time to go…
- YOU ARE GOING TO PAY ME, YOU WRETCHED IMPS!
- Let’s smurf or he’ll catch us!
- We shouldn’t have trained him in the race!
-Whew! He gave up pursuing us at last!
- Anyway, what a coincidence! He was her childhood friend and was smurfing just by there!
- Oh yes, they’re just the things of love and chance.
- Well, this would smurf a good title for a play!
- And here we are, everything is ruined. Mommy was right… Love is not for me!
-Behave yourself! Why are you looking at me like that?
- But what are you doing? Stop turning around me!!
- Shoo, I tell you!
-MEOOOW!
- All's well that smurfs well. Roxana and Adalbert met again at last… How beautiful is love!
- I smurfully agree, Smurfette!
- Wait! I was just going to invite you to smurf a literary piece at home!
THE END ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
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posted 06-15-2018 10:22 PM
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Originally posted by Matthew Grisham:
Nice translations, Squeaky!
Thanks a smurf, MG! I tried to do my best. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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posted 06-15-2018 10:59 PM
No doubt this Smurf adventure got a pint of Mr. George Bernard Shaw's famous play! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-16-2018 08:25 AM
Say, mind if I use your translations of the pages to edit and put into the comic pages (replacing the original French dialogue, of course)?
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posted 06-16-2018 10:36 AM
No, be my guest!
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posted 06-16-2018 10:52 AM
Thanks!
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posted 06-18-2018 07:01 AM
You're smurfy welcome. Just to correct a careless mistake I made on the sixth panel from the page 16:
- Oh yeah? Well, I’ll give him that boor a piece of my mind!
CORRECTION:
- Oh yeah? Well, I’ll give that boor a piece of my mind!
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posted 06-18-2018 08:36 AM
Can you correct the other mistakes too?
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posted 06-18-2018 09:19 AM
I was thinking of doing that. It's nice to have the translated dialogue, but it's better to have it be placed in the word balloons themselves.
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